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[–]fapsauss 8 points9 points ago

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You still shouldna don' that, hes just a boy! Poor litter fella.

[–]up_n_atom 14 points15 points ago

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...midgets piss me off.

[–]floatablepie 2 points3 points ago

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:(

[–]up_n_atom 1 point2 points ago

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midgets dont actually piss me off, i was just finishing the line.

[–]floatablepie 0 points1 point ago

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As was I, (midgets piss me off... frowny face.)

[–]up_n_atom 0 points1 point ago

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haha touche my friend

[–]tusocalypse 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to say this and I am a big fan of your username. My eyes! The goggles do nussing!

[–]CartmanVT -2 points-1 points ago

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Couldn't agree more.

[–]harvey881 4 points5 points ago

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We watched part of this episode when a group came to our school to teach us about the danger of paedophiles.

[–]Pyrofusion 3 points4 points ago

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mortymight loves midgets.

[–]bonebad786 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Kauppaneuvos 1 point2 points ago

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~14 years later i realized what it meant.

[–]gerken 2 points3 points ago

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This is 14 years old? I don't believe it.

[–]FlightOfStairs 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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...clown hat, winky eye, smiley face...

[–]Bosshog51 0 points1 point ago

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curly hair*

[–]sakulicious 0 points1 point ago

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Made me laugh more than I should and I dunno why

[–]LouSpudol 0 points1 point ago

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hungdaddy hahaha

[–]Minored 0 points1 point ago*

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impossible to not read it on his voice.

[–]itssheramie 0 points1 point ago

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They prefer "little people"

[–]idontgethejoke 0 points1 point ago

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what episode is this?

[–]Whistledrip -1 points0 points ago

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Woah, that is a screen cap from South Park! Hilarious!

[–]Soviet_Waffle -5 points-4 points ago

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Seriously Reddit, posting one liners from shows is not as amusing as posting the actual part from the show. Post a youtube instead.

[–]itssheramie 8 points9 points ago

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No one clicks on youtube links. Everyone clicks on imgur links

[–]NoojNoj 0 points1 point ago

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Load a whole video? Without wifi? Fuck that.