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[–]h_chinaski 416 points417 points ago

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That's how we do it in Gaul

[–]idefix24 204 points205 points ago

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As an Astérix character, I can confirm this

[–]BIoSci2009 69 points70 points ago

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Finally my years of French class, and lazy teachers who just make us read french comics pays off!

[–]DrNeroCF 33 points34 points ago

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JE SUIS MUZZY

[–]Im_Norman 7 points8 points ago

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Go left. Go left. Go left.

[–]knudow 1 point2 points ago

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I think I watched Muffy in both my french and english classes when I was a kid.

I AM MUZZY!!

[–]cback 26 points27 points ago

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Omelette du fromage.

[–]NixonsGhost 5 points6 points ago

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Omelette du romage? Omelette du fromage, omelette du fromage.

[–]cback 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit Nixon, not again.

[–]DropsTheMic 1 point2 points ago

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I keep reading that as Fro-Mage... Best subclass EVER.

[–]demos74dx 1 point2 points ago

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Upvotes for Dexter's lab refrence.

[–]carlos118 7 points8 points ago

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How long have you been waiting to say that?

[–]EltaninAntenna 2 points3 points ago

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Dog years.

[–]WoollyMittens 3 points4 points ago

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You're a little white dog.

[–]idefix24 9 points10 points ago

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Yes ... I mean "ouah!"

[–]bluecube22 12 points13 points ago

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Quick internet search confirms relevant user name.

[–]gooey_mushroom 93 points94 points ago

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As a European, google did not need to be asked!

[–]RedHands91 3 points4 points ago

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Bein European too, I can confirm that this man said the truth.

[–]joofoot 6 points7 points ago

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"Gaul" means "in style" in my language. Yeah.

[–]offbeatoff 44 points45 points ago

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I want my own language :-(

[–]bnr 1 point2 points ago

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"Gaul" means "horse" in my language. Well...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Reminds me of Travian.

[–]Zequez 9 points10 points ago

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First thing I though after I saw the picture.

[–]scrimsims 3 points4 points ago

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Huh, I would've guessed Florida.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I live in Florida and this was most likely taken in a Walmart.

[–]Oblimix 1 point2 points ago

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so many memories...

[–]player1337 1 point2 points ago

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I just wondered if the top comment was a picture of Obelix. I like you.

[–]theregoesanother 1 point2 points ago

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That looks like a transgendered obelix.

[–]Mmarti5 1 point2 points ago

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I just started reading this comic today!

[–][deleted] 243 points244 points ago

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I see some logic here. They have the tube top dresses.. these just happen to be pants. Tube top pants, this lady is a pioneer.

[–]geeeeoffff 67 points68 points ago

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oh my god i hope this becomes a thing.

[–]mochamocha 8 points9 points ago

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Already exists. Called a jumpsuit. Ugliest thing ever.

[–]californiasky 44 points45 points ago

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This is sort of already a thing

[–]goatserevival 40 points41 points ago

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[–]Doctor_Loggins 1 point2 points ago

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THAT'S RACIST

[–]mks351 37 points38 points ago

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As a lady, you can trust me that she's doing all of the above wrong

[–]YoungRL 10 points11 points ago

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Anyone with eyes can see that!

[–]Tyrotoxism_ 1 point2 points ago

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I'm blind, I can see confirm that.

[–]astrologue 7 points8 points ago

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A sexy thing. Amiright?

[–]imwhatshesaid 10 points11 points ago

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Jumpsuits. Or Rompers.

[–]yoonie 5 points6 points ago

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Trollish Presents:

Tube Bottom Pants

[–]rwingvr6 84 points85 points ago

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Has to be in Florida.

[–]DaGarbageMan 45 points46 points ago

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I was thinking WalMart. WalMart in Florida?

[–]awe_yeah 45 points46 points ago

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Definitely WalMart. I'm pretty sure I saw this magnificent specimen on peopleofwalmart.

[–]IndigoMoss 30 points31 points ago

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That website is depressing.

[–]Dead_Skull 57 points58 points ago

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Florida redditor here and I say I see this stuff way too often :(

[–]Flyentologist 17 points18 points ago

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Tampa redditor checking in to say that these things actually happen. Especially in dollar stores.

[–]FartingBob 6 points7 points ago

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So they walk around in perfectly acceptable clothing, then when they enter a dollar store they decide to tuck in their boobs? Tampa is weird..

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 2 points3 points ago

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Is there anything but dollar stores in Florida?

[–]Dead_Skull 1 point2 points ago

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Busch Gardens and Disney

[–]Flyentologist 2 points3 points ago

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We also have oranges and old people.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sarasota here, the beach isn't a bad place to spot oddities either

[–]rwingvr6 8 points9 points ago

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I lived in FL for 20 years so I hear ya.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Orlando here. I am immune to it now. I still look though because it's like looking at a train wreck.

[–]Skyblacker 10 points11 points ago

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Eh, could be Germany...

"Things are sick and twisted

From too much sun and Nazis.

Sex, meth, and death fetishes,

Both of them have got these.

Guaranteed not to bore ya:

Germany or Florida?"

-- the Germany or Florida game, by Adam Carolla on Loveline

[–]youjelly 5 points6 points ago

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I WAS NOT expecting a loveline reference here. Beautiful. Do you listen to the episodes on lovelinetapes.com?

[–]Skyblacker 3 points4 points ago

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No, I listened to it on the radio back in the day. I don't know if this is a good thing, but my earliest sex ed came from that.

May check out that website, though, if I'm feeling particularly nostalgic.

[–]youjelly 1 point2 points ago

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While at work I listen to episodes. I went from 1997 and now I'm at 2004. I'm gonna be really sad by the end of '05, because that's when Adam left the show. =*(

[–]Skyblacker 1 point2 points ago

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I think I was listening as early as 1995 and I don't know if I listened for that long, maybe only a year. Children's tastes change, you know? Also, I fail to comprehend the point of Loveline without Adam. Dr. Drew was just the straight man to his antics as far as I could tell.

[–]youjelly 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed, it's a shell of its former self now. I don't even listen to the new ones anymore, now that I've found the jackpot! Good to know there's still some people who remember the good old days.

[–]SwampySoccerField 1 point2 points ago*

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Personally I grabbed the torrent a few years back because there is no other source for the material. I used to listen to the tracks pretty often but now its just for archival purposes.

Edit: It seems they actually sell streams now and went after a lot of the streaming sites. That is pretty funny considering it is completely legal to record and make mixes or your own personal use.

I still recommend the show to people though. It really does express the human experience in just the right way.

[–]youjelly 1 point2 points ago

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It's a no-bullshit guide to life, really. Sprinkled in with inane humor and hilarious complaints courtesy of Adam.

[–]rwingvr6 1 point2 points ago

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I remember that from his show. Brilliant.

[–]ploonk1892 39 points40 points ago

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The Venus of Willendorf ladies and gentlemen.

[–]Elephlump 9 points10 points ago

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I took art history. I know what that is. You are correct.

[–]Xpertbot 37 points38 points ago

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she was probably looking for chicken in a can

[–]tomstockmail 16 points17 points ago

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Context because it's one of the sickest things I've ever seen. And I've been here all summer.

[–]pierke 2 points3 points ago

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That's very hard to watch.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have seen that video on YouTube of the fat kid eating a whole chicken in a can. Made me want to hurl.

[–]hotsavoryaujus 23 points24 points ago

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She's flaunting society's conventions!

[–]grau 5 points6 points ago

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Flouting?

[–]johnnybegoode 1 point2 points ago

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That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

[–]hotsavoryaujus 1 point2 points ago

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And she's the heir to the giant boob-pants fortune.

[–]nakp88d 3 points4 points ago

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*flouting

[–]thenewaddition 27 points28 points ago

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I can relate. While enjoying the hospitality of a surreal-mansion-owning gentleman I found myself in need of a restroom in the middle of the night. I was in a bedroom on the second floor, which was the floor I was least acquainted with, and was inebriated beyond reason. I pulled some pants on, stumbled down the hallway, found the light switch and illuminated the scene. Before me was a strange couple, dressed in old-timey pyjamas and sleeping caps, faces drawn in horror. They were - it turns out - the gentleman's extremely religious, early rising, German tourist relatives. And I, it turns out, was wearing a ladies blouse as pants, with an erection full of urine protruding from the poorly fit "waistline."

[–]LifeIsKarma 1 point2 points ago

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And they say you can't urinate with a boner...

[–]AngeredByStatistics 1 point2 points ago

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Thought you were a woman at the beginning. Awesome story, followed by horrifying revelation at the end.

Believe I'ma still try to fap

[–]Droic 13 points14 points ago

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It's the Penguin!

[–]MostInterestingPyro[!] 47 points48 points ago

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[–]MonkeyNacho 2 points3 points ago

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Best animated .gif ever. I bookmarked THAT bitch. Simba and Nala. Hehe.

[–]Arvore 18 points19 points ago

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I wonder what she looked like in her 20's. I don't know why.

[–]maz-o 6 points7 points ago

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[–]bitcheslovedroids 3 points4 points ago

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Would bang

[–]easybakeevan 34 points35 points ago

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side boob!

[–]shakensunshine 40 points41 points ago

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Back boobs

[–]simon_C 77 points78 points ago

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elboobs.

[–]cptspiffy 27 points28 points ago

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All the boobs!

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 1 point2 points ago

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Kneeboobs

[–]Jamaicaman90 5 points6 points ago

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We all boob for...

[–]SelectaRx 13 points14 points ago

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NO.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Thank god sanity got here just in time...

[–]The2500 1 point2 points ago

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snap my back boobs!

[–]TheGoodRobot 8 points9 points ago

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I can't tell where the boob starts and the rest of her ends.

[–]Elephlump 11 points12 points ago

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It's all boob

[–]Slackbeing 5 points6 points ago

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Boob 360!

[–]superconcious 69 points70 points ago

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A++ would fap again.

[–]PureClass 51 points52 points ago

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D+ Fapped but didn't get results I was looking for.

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[deleted]

[–]french_guy_al 20 points21 points ago

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waves back excitedly

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[deleted]

[–]french_guy_al 2 points3 points ago

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('.')/ yay! Recognition!

[–]YouGonLearnToday 1 point2 points ago

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For somewhat relevant username, enjoy an upvote.

[–]po43292 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, no result is bad times man. Effort with no reward is the worst.

[–]meAndb 1 point2 points ago

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Beware- do not fap to this picture. Will leave you deeply unsatisfied.

[–]vocaltalentz 1 point2 points ago

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My upvote made your points 69, you're welcome ;)

[–]briangilmore 6 points7 points ago

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Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

[–]thejustducky1 9 points10 points ago

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One Malooga, four Loogas. God I haven't seen that movie in ages.

Edit: omfg it never made it to DVD. First world problem.

[–]Dead_Skull 3 points4 points ago

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What movie

[–]thejustducky1 3 points4 points ago

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Big man on campus

[–]LadyLurksAlot 1 point2 points ago

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Big Man on Campus. Stupid, but funny.

[–]sleepingchild 13 points14 points ago

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This just makes me sad :(

[–]incredibowl 3 points4 points ago

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Me too :( taking a picture of someone and making fun of them online, especially an elderly lady, is not cool.

[–]dokydoky 5 points6 points ago

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The awkward moment when you can't post a picture on the internet without unnecessary text all over it.

[–]jhnsdlk 4 points5 points ago

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That is not an awkward moment.

[–]ClandestineGhost 15 points16 points ago

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Made me think of People of Walmart. Eww.

[–]mariesoleil 7 points8 points ago

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It was posted there like a year and a half ago or so - not sure if that's where it's from originally.

[–]ClandestineGhost 4 points5 points ago

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Man, it's been about three years since I've seen that website lol. But it was great then. Not sure how it is now. But thanks for the info.

[–]Dr_Filatio 1 point2 points ago

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I believe that is what this is from?

[–]Cullly 11 points12 points ago

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That looks like a man to me.

[–]Fitting_Pic_or_Gif 144 points145 points ago

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[–]mikemcg 50 points51 points ago

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We have a few reaction image novelty accounts, don't we?

[–]Trigamma 18 points19 points ago

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Of course we do, but none of them are that guy's.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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They're probably all that guy's.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Gregory Geoff Giamatti?

[–]Trigamma 1 point2 points ago

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¿Qué?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Your initials are G.G.G., no?

[–]Trigamma 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, indeed they are. Did you tag me when you saw the Reddit Facts guy, or did you derive it from my username?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have you tagged in RES, can't remember why/how.

[–]Trigamma 1 point2 points ago

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There is (or was) a novelty account called RedditFacts or RedditorTrivia or something similar who dug up a comment where I'd mentioned it and replied to a more recent comment of mine saying "Redditor Fact: Trigamma's initials are G.G.G."

[–]SpoogeCoffer 25 points26 points ago

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FUCK THIS GUY, HE IS NO REPLACEMENT FOR NATHON.

Nathon was the only good thing about that show.

[–]octoquake 16 points17 points ago*

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Nathan was great and I really missed him for the first few episodes, but Rudy has really grown on me. I just wish another character would've stuck around :(

edit: corrected names

[–]portray 6 points7 points ago

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but Randy has really grown on me

Wtf. It's Rudy, not Randy. And Nathan not Nathon.

[–]Wondering_Wandering 29 points30 points ago

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I think he's a fantastic replacement. They're both fabulous characters played by fantastic actors.

[–]Switche 1 point2 points ago

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I only saw the first episode of the new season, but they seem more like the same character played slightly differently by fantastic actors.

[–]CookieTop 23 points24 points ago

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For people who have no idea what's going on, this is from the show Misfits.

[–]SnapelovesHarrysMom 2 points3 points ago

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I'm thankful for you.

[–]KennyFuckingPowers 7 points8 points ago

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Yes thank you, I saw the 3 second gif and knew right away that I had to watch every single episode of whatever show it was from.

[–]bananapeel 4 points5 points ago

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Awesome show. Be sure to watch it from season 1 episode 1 or it will make absolutely no sense.

[–]roobens 1 point2 points ago

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I kinda thought it made no sense anyway. I quite enjoyed the first season even though it seemed a little like the writers were just having fun writing a new superpower for each episode and having no overall plot. That was fine but I expected more from season two. But if anything this kind of mini-episode feel just got worse, and although there was an overarching plot it was too silly for words. The tattoo power guy was simply too much and I turned it off and never bothered watching again.

[–]hezzer 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]bang_Noir 11 points12 points ago

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And Kelly. From the neck down anyway.

[–]hypai 20 points21 points ago

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Why are you spelling Nathan with an 'o'?

[–]FractalP 6 points7 points ago

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It helps if you don't see him as a replacement for Nathan. He's not amazing, but after watching the new season, I was pleasantly surprised to find out how terrible he wasn't.

[–]circly 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah but most of his dialog sounds like it was written for Nathan.

[–]Urban_Savage 11 points12 points ago

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The show is still better than 98% of anything on in the US.

[–]cback 1 point2 points ago

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He's not supposed to replace Nathan or be a new Nathan, he's his own character mate. He's just filling in the void, but doing a damn good job I must say.

[–]DeepRoast 1 point2 points ago

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Is that the guy from Pirates of the Carribean whose wooden eye kept popping out? never seen him else where neat if so

[–]cramped 46 points47 points ago

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I don't think any flying or fucking is happening for this bitch.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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She has fat-wings, it just seems she hasn't learned to use them properly yet.

[–]FlyingPasta 30 points31 points ago

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So rude :o

[–]jennifuh 22 points23 points ago

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It seems that you've got some flying happening for you though.

[–]FlyingPasta 4 points5 points ago

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Oh yeah, I happen to be good at both ;)

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 2 points3 points ago

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And I'll call you Jennifuhck. Yyeah...

[–]jennifuh 9 points10 points ago

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LOL, I've been called that before actually.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 7 points8 points ago

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I do the calling.

[–]kungfustu 2 points3 points ago

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It's called being resourceful

[–]UnicornPuppy 2 points3 points ago

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I'm so sick of this "that awkward feeling/moment..." thing. What about the moment? That's not a complete thought. Have some originality in your phrasing.

[–]easygenius 31 points32 points ago

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This woman is a social outsider. Probably mentally ill.

[–]torilikefood 79 points80 points ago

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Not entirely true. I use to work at a grocery store, and the nicest woman I had ever met wore clothes like this. She was extremely over weight, and I guess that was just the most comfortable thing for her to wear. We use to make fun of her until this one time she came through my line and I had to do some weird deduction for her, and I couldn't do the mental math. She knew the answer right off the bat, and told me she use to be an accountant. I learned a serious lession that day.

I still don't support that clothing type, but whatever works for them I guess.

[–]NZ_yeah_baby 52 points53 points ago

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Being a social outsider is an entry requirement for accountancy.

[–]iconoclysm_uk 26 points27 points ago

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You USED to mock her when you thought she WAS mentally ill or disabled, but then you discovered she wasn't, so stopped.

What lesson exactly did you learn there?

[–]torilikefood 10 points11 points ago

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I used to mock her when I thought she was a weird woman wearing a weird piece of clothing. I stopped once I realized that it made no sense for me to mock someone I knew nothing about.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 38 points39 points ago

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Math abilities dont rule out mental illness.

[–]NeddieSeagoon 9 points10 points ago

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I'm an excellent driver

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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The rule of Nash.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 7 points8 points ago

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And the constant of rain man.

[–]CosmicBard 1 point2 points ago

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Five minutes to Wapner, definitely five minutes to Wapner...

[–]pikatore 2 points3 points ago

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I still don't support that clothing type

Well it depends how big you are.

[–]ForgettableUsername 14 points15 points ago

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Why would you think that?

[–]Lolobear 2 points3 points ago

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I can't stand when people jump to these conclusions.

[–]po43292 2 points3 points ago

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I love that game because you jump...to conclusions!

[–]dirtymoney 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer the term fringe dweller.

[–]LoafingAround 7 points8 points ago

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I think the real question is... why does the guy try to cover up his boobs in the first place?

[–]LonelyNixon 2 points3 points ago

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When I worked on a drive through I remember a skinny woman used to wear something like that. I'm pretty sure she was a stripper.

[–]mekon18 1 point2 points ago

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how does that physically work?

[–]Moshiach 2 points3 points ago

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This image was fine on its own without a shoehorned meme captioned on it.

[–]zerooneinfinity 2 points3 points ago

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Does anyone else feel terribly bad for these people?

[–]Elmonotheczar 6 points7 points ago

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First World grandma, Third World swag

[–]oxygn 11 points12 points ago

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First World grandma, Third World sag

[–]kennethcollins47 1 point2 points ago

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No one's made a chicken breast joke yet? Well, I guess it's just not happening then.

[–]a_dillpill 1 point2 points ago

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the title is my favorite part of the post. hard to believe, i know, but; its true.

[–]TheJuice87 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]murphs33 1 point2 points ago

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Need some fuckin' CHRRRKRRRN!

[–]richmyjz 1 point2 points ago

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This just made me sad.

[–]kateastrophic 1 point2 points ago

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I really, really wish I could know her thought process on this. She seems too old for hallucinogens, which is the only conceivable explanation I can come up with.

[–]soggywafflecones 1 point2 points ago

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I'm afraid.

[–]Vslacha 1 point2 points ago

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That is not an awkward moment for her. God I hate the phrase "That awkward moment when"... it's not even a complete sentence.

[–]epsdelta 1 point2 points ago

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Now that's just sad.

[–]LikeHonestlyBro 1 point2 points ago

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Isnt that a guy?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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i dont understand how something so old can make the front page.

[–]SANAFABICH 1 point2 points ago

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I feel sorry for that lady, don't think it's cool to laugh at her.

[–]skizzl3 1 point2 points ago

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Oh no! My girlfriend showed me this like 3 days ago from pinterest! What's going on reddit?!

[–]Lysergic-25 1 point2 points ago

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I can only assume that she loathes her body so much she is just beyond giving a fuck, kudos to her, fuck the police.

[–]lilstumpz 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos

The motherload of pics like these.

[–]pindab0ter 1 point2 points ago

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How is that an awkward moment?

[–]colleen017 1 point2 points ago

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This HAS to be in a Wal*Mart.

[–]kobun253 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/oyc8i/huh/

posted yesterday, with facebook comments. and this gets 100x more views and frontpage.

[–]crj123082 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Bloxd002 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for taking this from behind

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Downvote for the chive..