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[–]mr3dguy 21 points22 points ago*

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My brother asked me one day if I had any ideas for what he could attach some skateboard wheels to. After a few minutes, I came up with the idea of using a keyboard. Thus, the "skeyboard" was born! It was an old type keyboard with steel frame inside, and yes, it does support a persons weight. They don't make them like they used to. http://imgur.com/Yp99q

[–]Godabed 2 points3 points ago

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f5 refreshes all injuries back to it's normal state.

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, but that pause/break key is a bitch.

[–]Godabed 1 point2 points ago

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how exactly would the Prt Scr/SysRq button work???

[–]Esparno 1 point2 points ago

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Very carefully

[–]Jet51 4 points5 points ago

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So what... type... of tricks does he do on it?

[–]Lord_of_Womba 17 points18 points ago

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His signature move is ctrl-alt-del

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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He hits shift five times then gets stuck in place.

[–]Fett2 1 point2 points ago

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Mechanical key switches FTW.

[–]jaschen 1 point2 points ago

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Ironically, this is how lady gaga writes her songs.

[–]CommunistAccounts 0 points1 point ago

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Where are the bolts? I'm wondering the same thing about that the OPs picture.

[–]mr3dguy 0 points1 point ago

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The bolts go into the metal frame inside the keyboard. In the OP, maybe he used woodscrews?

[–]Jet51 26 points27 points ago

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Wooden go very fast.

[–]peas_in_a_can_pie 15 points16 points ago

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I tree what you did there.

[–]Jet51 11 points12 points ago

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I'm rooting for him in the scooter race.

[–]jazzy2424 12 points13 points ago

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i know i wood ride that.

[–]upgrayedd08 1 point2 points ago

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I'd be petrified to ride that thing

[–]agurcsik 0 points1 point ago

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Did it take you tree weeks to come up with that joke?

[–]3v3rym4n81 0 points1 point ago

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just stick with the basics.

[–]MissApocalypse 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Whodatjedi5 11 points12 points ago

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I guess you can say he... puts on sunglasses got the log rolling... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

[–]Geebler 2 points3 points ago

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Made me think of BAM BAM!

[–]trucked 2 points3 points ago

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Skate Logs man, its the thing of the future.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This will be fun until he impales himself

[–]EdWrathChild 1 point2 points ago

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I came here in hopes that there would be Redditors who posted "Haters gonna skate" that would be ripe for the downvoting. You did not disappoint.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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He's the Fred Flintstone of our time.

[–]Skinny128 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! I can't believe that this was the only Flintstones reference. Upvote for you!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for the upvote! Flintstones was the first thing that came to mind. All it was missing were wheels made of stone.

[–]TheBadassOverHere 4 points5 points ago

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That is a fine post

[–]g0guma 1 point2 points ago

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That is a pine post

[–]spattem 0 points1 point ago

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You're on fire bro! No really......youre on fire.

[–]I_Dock 0 points1 point ago

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He skated on tree limbs before it was cool.

[–]skynet907 0 points1 point ago

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He forgot to put on socks.

[–]brumbrum21 0 points1 point ago

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Skate?

[–]Knoxyle 0 points1 point ago

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Go on...

[–]nikniuq 0 points1 point ago

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They tree me rollin'...

[–]kevka 0 points1 point ago

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I don't drive stick, I ride it.

[–]thewilburbeast 2 points3 points ago

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giggity.

[–]beegram 0 points1 point ago

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What rolls down stairs?

[–]thatguyonthebus 0 points1 point ago

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It is a log board

[–]adamsimon 0 points1 point ago

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OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANT ONE SO BAD I'VE GOT WOOD

[–]principe_di_reddit 0 points1 point ago

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You know what, this is bullshit!! Its 2012, where are the DAMN hover boards!! No... instead we get tree branches with wheels on them ARGHHH.. Marty McFly you LIED TO ME!!!!

[–]YeahSorryAboutThat 0 points1 point ago

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Make like a tree and get out of here.

[–]freesprit52 0 points1 point ago

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yes indeed he is, but brought back some things we did with some wood, an clip on roller skates,wow

[–]MOMMERTS 0 points1 point ago

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Is this in Oregon?

[–]FurryBrownGuy 0 points1 point ago

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It's better than bad, IT'S GOOD!

[–]ageamemnon 0 points1 point ago

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...hate

just saying. don't wanna confuse anyone

[–]skatelogmansighting 0 points1 point ago

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Here is a more recent (5 months old) picture of the same guy, taken by me: http://imgur.com/CORAD

[–]robin_rock 0 points1 point ago

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I have thought about doing this, but I cant in fear of people recognizing this

[–]rets0m 0 points1 point ago*

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I think i saw that guy when i was visiting Vienna... Where did you shoot that photo?

[–]skatelogmansighting 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it's Vienna, my first guess is the Burgring, or somewhere on the Ring (a circle of boulevards encompassing the 1st District) in any case

[–]wappleby 0 points1 point ago

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Oh hello there Mr. Repost, fancy seeing you here!

[–]SirPlus 0 points1 point ago

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Skate, forest, skate!

[–]agurcsik 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to see Marty McFly turn THAT into a skateboard!

[–]Ashton42 0 points1 point ago

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It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log! Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!

[–]normpoleon 0 points1 point ago

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The Sheleighly Earth Surfer. He skates to his enemies and smashes their skulls in with his mobile-cudgel. An original superhero this guy is.

[–]dakkeh 0 points1 point ago

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This thing rides goofy.

[–]schoocher 0 points1 point ago

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He should stick with scooters.

Those wheels look great right up to the moment he ends up with that branch through his face.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hipster scooter

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Skaters gonna skate.

[–]rarkmeece -1 points0 points ago

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Haters gonna skate

[–]leek_boy -1 points0 points ago

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Hipster Level 3000

[–]victhedestroyer -2 points-1 points ago

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hipster.

[–]phillynov -1 points0 points ago

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This was originally a post on r/trees... one of the highest scoring posts of all time as a matter of fact. http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/i39k1/fuck_it_why_not/

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[–]thewilburbeast -1 points0 points ago

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How? He looks like the only one who isn't riding a bike.

[–]spb10e -2 points-1 points ago

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Haters gonna plank.

[–]oouncolaoo -2 points-1 points ago

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Hipster razor.