I shall use this line next time..

manon7hemoon · 12 months

No you won't.

imsogone · 12 months

Quickly... to 1997.

coffeeholic15 · 12 months

I can't wait until I'm a cute old lady and can actually get away with saying things like this.

philcannotdance · 12 months

I'm actually more concerned about his oddly shaped head. Possibly a birth defect?

BoatLiker1488 · 12 months

Tonight on Leno! "Have you uh.. have you heard of this new fashion trend? Apparantly kids think its uh, cool to wear jeans that are too big for them. What I wanna know is uh, how uh, how they stay up? Look, look at this picture of sagging pants, rancorous laughter from crowd"

Dinohax · 12 months

"You must be ashamed you haven't."

Easy comeback.

guitarmasta7 · 12 months

Is it just me or is there an absurdly large amount of stupidity in this particular post's comments?

YakaryBovine · 12 months

And with your luck, it really would be a kid who can't afford to keep buying new clothes, so they buy several sizes larger and grow into it.

[deleted] · 12 months

Next week:

Hey reddit I got bashed by a thug when all I was doing was minding my own business at the bus stop, wat do??? Oh I may have made a snarky comment.

fizziebob · 12 months

Bizarro cracks me up every time

livinglitch · 12 months

I actually am proud to have lost weight to the point that my pants dont fit correctly. Ive tried to shop around but I cant find pants that are comfortable in both a smaller waist so they wont fall off my ass but also leave room for the boys to hang and be free.

mynameisdis · 12 months

This was from Bizarro, a syndicated comic by Dan Piraro.

http://www.bizarrocomics.com/

Can't find a specific link, but I remember reading this in my Sunday funnies years ago. This comic strip is the most consistently funny thing in my newspaper.

Blu- · 12 months

No, you won't.

sadecki · 12 months

Do all people plan out their intolerant quips in advance?

tpa_bcn · 12 months

I dislike people who dress differently too! Watch me rationalize it!

Flumbum · 12 months

He's having a hard time 'wearing the pants.'

WalrusKaput · 12 months

Subject: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Baggy pants FROM: Grandma (bobdole96@aol.com) TO: OP

johnnyyolks · 12 months

"I'm not racist, but... [something racist]."

RadiantSun · 12 months

Bizarro by Dan Piraro was one of the best comics, ever

duckblunted · 12 months

You guys sure are prejudiced against a certain style of clothing. Classy.

trampus1 · 12 months

I didn't know they ever did a Melvin & Jenkins in color.

sum_dude · 12 months

mad magazine?

kingsage · 12 months

I actually remember seeing this in the newspaper.

bigamespvd · 12 months

The next time what? They're just gonna stand there next to you guy.

hthu · 12 months

Now I finally understand why some chicks in high school used to wear these oversized men's sports jackets -- to appear to have lost weight. I had always thought that they wanted to announce (or pretend) having some over-protective jock for boyfriend...

Yavyyav · 12 months

Wow I saw this YEARS ago in my guidance councelors office.

Jungl3 · 12 months

The trend of wearing ridiculously baggy clothing started in poor African american neighbourhoods because younger siblings would wear the hand me downs of the older brothers so the baggier their clothes the bigger their brothers, gaining them a certain amount of protection from harassment.

Im_white_and_spoiled · 12 months

That's racist, why would you say that?

Drawtaru · 12 months

This is what I always want to do:

look around conspiratorially; "I don't want to alarm you, but your pants appear to be falling down."

dodd_almighty · 12 months

He didn't lose any weight...he moved most of it and burned a little bit

HellaBitchin · 12 months

Why is reddit so tolerant of everything but this?

mushroompizza96 · 12 months

dat font.

mau5head90 · 11 months

Yeah, except you won't.

ultrafilthy · 12 months

People don't sag like that anymore. Your internet jokes fucking suck. YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST AND CAN'T EVEN FIND YOUR OWN MATERIAL. you know what you are? Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony Phony

ScienceOwnsYourFace · 12 months

Spot on, old chap!

denim-chicken · 12 months

and then you'll probably get your ass beat

on the plus side you have a chance to make it on a "World Star Hip Hop" video

grizzledizzle · 12 months

Losing weight means something different to urban types.

Ceberus · 12 months

I would but the thugs that wear those clothes would probably stab me.

babyloniandotgov · 12 months

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you actually won't use this next time, since statistically you're probably a spergy white dude who doesn't talk to people (much less strangers) unless you absolutely have to. Thaaaaaaat's Reddit!

unheimlich · 12 months

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Phorgasmic · 12 months

this is offendingಠ_ಠ

koramar · 12 months

The problem is he wont get it.

KingPhonics · 12 months

No actually you won't because you are a pathetic nerd.

mhtfc · 12 months

Thats racist, but as usual, racism is funny.

Trimmedpaper · 12 months

Boom, then you get shanked!

RobBobLoblaw · 12 months

"What you mean lady? I been waitin' as long as you, and I ain't lost nuttin'."

texascience · 12 months

Let me know how that clothes for you.

VampeQ · 12 months

Anyone else notice how rich, white old ladies and rappers dress oddly the same?

Swetroll · 12 months

Oh, the far side...

datn · 12 months

Y U no use image with original voice balloon?

kirchow · 12 months

This comic is so old I honestly don't even know where to begin...

plurality · 12 months

She ignant, dawg.

kichise · 12 months

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