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[–]afcagroo 6 points7 points ago

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I'd swear I saw this on reddit just a couple of days ago.

[–]Mind-Reflections 1 point2 points ago

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you did.

[–]afcagroo 1 point2 points ago

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I told you already, quit watching me or I'm going to take out a restraining order!

Oh, just noticed the user name. Never mind.

[–]manskies 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like kung fu panda. Skadoosh!

[–]rockytheboulder 1 point2 points ago

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Scanned the comments looking specifically for a Kung Fu Panda reference; here is your upvote you clever gentleman.

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

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He has at least two meals' worth of food already stored in his cheekpouches, anyway. No need to go out for more.

[–]BossRabbit829 0 points1 point ago

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He moves with such elephants

[–]Kimbo_12513114 0 points1 point ago

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There's enough food for everyone, but you.

[–]bandannafantastic 0 points1 point ago

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I want to see an AMA from this kid. By now he's probably grown three feet, his weight as been evenly distributed, and now he's probably a super-playa'

[–]Electric_Banana 0 points1 point ago

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I think he's had enough to eat anyway.