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[–]ZiggyZombie 4 points5 points ago

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Roosters don't lay eggs.

[–]crackerjack4294 0 points1 point ago

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I concur. No hen has that kind of frill or the tail feathers of a rooster, I am calling bs.

[–]ZiggyZombie 0 points1 point ago

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-_- Another bested me by observing my observation at an earlier period of time than I.

[–]vchip 7 points8 points ago

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Great composite. Not real.

Not a science guy but there's something wrong with the speed of the "egg" hitting the balls.

[–]linkizzl 14 points15 points ago

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And the fact that it was a rooster...

[–]BernzSed 6 points7 points ago

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Roost— I say— roosters don't lay eggs, son.

[–]mltinney -2 points-1 points ago

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What're you, a physicist?

[–]vchip 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Graphic designer and video editor. This is a composite.

[–]mltinney 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry should've used sarcastic text. I just thought this was obviously fake and didn't need to be pointed out to everyone, but thanks.

[–]vchip 0 points1 point ago

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I'm developing a new glyph, the sarcastrophe.

[–]mltinney 0 points1 point ago

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They have a font for it. It's like italics but it slants the other way.

[–]vchip 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, seen it. I want a glyph like an ampersand.

This thread on typophile.com about creating a WTF symbol is pure inspiration.

[–]ply447 3 points4 points ago

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I just got hustled by my dinner!

[–]Manler 5 points6 points ago

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That was eggciting to watch.

[–]borrihong 6 points7 points ago

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cluck yeah.

[–]g3rmanpride21 1 point2 points ago

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It almost looks like it's played backwards, but still.. that doesn't really explain much O.O

[–]BlackoutOMG 1 point2 points ago

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Seems legit

[–]frequent_troll 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, that was quite funny.

[–]dlawnro 0 points1 point ago

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Patiently waiting for only_says_fuck_yeah to show up...

[–]PwnyDropSquad 0 points1 point ago

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Fun to watch but the physics are all wrong. There's no way that the egg with such little density could possibly apply such inertia that it could transfer enough force to move even one of those balls, which have more mass and are exceedingly more dense, more than an inch, much less all of them. The amount of force required simply would have broken the egg, besides the balls changed directions several times, also physically impossibru. (I'm Mexican, no Asian jokes)

[–]redsmith12 0 points1 point ago

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physics? bitch i'm a chicken

[–]saxaboom90 0 points1 point ago

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That is one talented chicken.