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[–]yesukai 35 points36 points ago

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Except that one thing in your mailbox is just a bill. :(

[–]neodiogenes 7 points8 points ago

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True, but that makes that one piece of non-junk, non-bill, actual physical mail, from someone you care about, all that much more specialer.

[–]rub3s 1 point2 points ago

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But that was also true 10 years ago.

[–]neodiogenes 1 point2 points ago

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Not as much, though. Email was still hip, "snail" mail was, like, so 1990s.

Now, email is what it is, and snail mail is hip again. But not for very long -- too many soccer moms have got into the habit if sending out holiday cards printed with pictures of the whole family in generic suburban poses. I think if you really want to be a hipster, you're going to have to write your letters on papyrus, with a quill.

[–]Yazzeh 11 points12 points ago

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..You mean... 10 years ago wasn't the 1990's?

D:

[–]OnryHarfYerrow 1 point2 points ago

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decreasing marginal utility per unit of mail received.

[–]Charlie_1er[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Or it can be a special offer to increase your credit line! What about your life insurance? Hey sweet sushi coupons!

I hate that box close to my front door.

[–]tronn4 71 points72 points ago

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You've got reposts!! smash computer

[–]Kubaker1 12 points13 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]Nightwing11 9 points10 points ago

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┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻

[–]TheClayroo 1 point2 points ago

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this guy is fucking serious.

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[–]TheClayroo 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever seen those japanese sensei's that break 12 bricks at a time? And Japanese are the Asian Germans, they always sound so angry.

[–]scatterfingers 3 points4 points ago

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You know, I kind of like the reposts. If I see this image at least weekly on the front page, everything is the same as it was last week.

If I don't see it... something is afoot.

[–]ubna 7 points8 points ago

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more like 16 years ago!!

[–]CanadianEgg 8 points9 points ago

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REPOST

[–]only_says_prime 1 point2 points ago

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prime

[–]Antrix32 1 point2 points ago*

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currently at: 13895 unread emails

[–]Immynimmy 2 points3 points ago

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Out of those 436 emails, only 3 or so are actually important. Than you keep it in your inbox saying that "you'll take care of it in a few days". But you never do.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Can't relate. I never get e-mails. :(

[–]iamnotafish 2 points3 points ago

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Try out Cat Fact's new email service!

[–]batmanpjpants 2 points3 points ago

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forever alone.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Not anymore!

[–]Sl0vi 0 points1 point ago

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This should be the other way round.

There is a lot more done today to reduce the amount of spam emails plus spam filters are a lot better today, meaning my inbox really doesn't receive that many emails and most of the emails I get are actually emails I want to read. 10 years ago it was full of unread spam.

Not even my hotmail account receives all that much spam anymore and most of it is caught by the spam filter and put in my junk folder.

Today, pretty much every snail mail I get is a bill. 10 years ago I actually got letters in the mail that weren't bills every now and then.

[–]mr_oysterhead 0 points1 point ago

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[–]retorth 0 points1 point ago

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How times have changed...

[–]ezezez 0 points1 point ago

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I've found out the secret to make it to the front page of Reddit! You find something that has made it to the front page, save it, wait 2 weeks or more, then repost it!

[–]firefox3d 0 points1 point ago

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If SOPA had made spam mail illegal I would have reconsidered my opinion.

[–]wackydelly 0 points1 point ago

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You've got leprosy!

[–]FightingCats 0 points1 point ago

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reposts, you suck.

[–]silvermavrik 0 points1 point ago

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this reminded me to check my email

[–]FightingCats 0 points1 point ago

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I went to down vote everything you've ever posted as punishment for this re-post. Saw you have only posted porn and nsfw links. Knew where I wasn't wanted. You win this round sir.

[–]nickreed 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, still hate physical mail. 90% bullshit with "gotcha" bold text on the front that says things like "Time sensitive documents enclosed." Of course there is no description of who it's from, until you open the letter and find out it's a bullshit offer from some bullshit company.

Packages from Amazon excluded, I check the mail maybe once a week. I hate the mail.

[–]johnnynutman 0 points1 point ago

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nah, i still don't care for regular mail.

[–]Fapp911 0 points1 point ago

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The only mail of any kind i get is junk mail or food shit :(

[–]LuisaThirtySix 0 points1 point ago

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Sums up my relationship

[–]Moikee 0 points1 point ago

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This is so old, jeez....

[–]OscarSlenderman -2 points-1 points ago

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:/ Reposting reposts

[–]Nosperatus 1 point2 points ago

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REEEEEPOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT

[–]Cognoggin 2 points3 points ago

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As first posted in 2005

[–]RawrImAMonster 0 points1 point ago

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[–]notcaffeinefree 0 points1 point ago

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Who the fuck cares if this is a repost. First time I've ever seen it.

[–]MerliSYD 0 points1 point ago

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How many times......... seriously.

[–]thecatgoesmoo 0 points1 point ago

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Except I hate getting snail mail as well as email.

[–]nemisis54 -1 points0 points ago

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fucking reposts

[–]AssailantLF 1 point2 points ago

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Who or what is fucking reposts? More importantly how do you fuck a repost?

[–]jeefray -1 points0 points ago

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Hooray for reposts?!

[–]DerFelix -1 points0 points ago

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432 of those emails are spam. 2 are from that one annoying person who keeps sending chain mails. All of those letters are bills. At least that's how it is with me.

[–]Terazilla -1 points0 points ago

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One thing in my mailbox? I'm sorry, you're apparently overlooking the fact that spam filters don't work for physical mail. :P

[–]MackinCheez -1 points0 points ago

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{yougotmail

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[–]TheAnnoyingLife -2 points-1 points ago

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A new experience is always cool.

[–]B_Brownies -2 points-1 points ago

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reference Crank Yankers, get upvoted

[–]tankwala -2 points-1 points ago

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You've got Bills to pay!

[–]nix0n -2 points-1 points ago

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We've come full circle.

[–]borass69ass -1 points0 points ago

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Holy shit this is the 9th time iv seen this fucking post in 7 months go eat a huge dick you reposting ass munch i hope your father contracts aids so when he fucks you deep in your ass the weak blood vessels in your anus rupture and you contract previously mentioned aids DOWNVOTE