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[–]rdiss 17 points18 points ago

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*aisle

[–]ServerGeek 12 points13 points ago

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*Home Depot

[–]BlackTuesday 3 points4 points ago

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*favorite

[–]RobbyTheSheef 1 point2 points ago

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It's pedants all the way down.

[–]I_Cant_Sleep 2 points3 points ago

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Sigh... The feeling of seeing your own picture reposted.

[–]epic-clutch 1 point2 points ago

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If it makes you feel better, I downvoted this.

[–]I_Cant_Sleep 0 points1 point ago

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It does, I did too

[–]dontmutemeplz 2 points3 points ago

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Who else looked at the "No interest if paid in full within 6 months" first?

[–]JoeBlack666 1 point2 points ago

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crosspost to r/bdsm?

[–]verdatum 0 points1 point ago

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This is, in fact, where bondage people get most of their rope (except for hemp rope in the US, grrrr). So not even really a joke to them, just "Hell yeah, I know and love that aisle!"

[–]leviathing 2 points3 points ago

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I've always been tempted to show up to a Home Depot associate with saw blades, garbage bags, zip ties, duct tape and plastic sheeting in my cart and ask where I can find lye. You can buy all that shit at Home Depot. Boggles the mind...

[–]chungy 1 point2 points ago

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You can do it. We can help.

[–]white_picket_fencer 0 points1 point ago

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And also where the condoms are located...

[–]apocal7964 0 points1 point ago

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now if I saw a good lookin gal who was takin the same pic even more if she was buying the items in the isle I wouldnt mind gettin with a gal into that stuff actually tryed it but if she was into the stuff I would try it for her but thats me

[–]SeaDizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Mine is Gilligan's

[–]rizzorizzo 0 points1 point ago

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fovorite aisle at Home Hardware

[–]matdavlou 0 points1 point ago

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Hardcoreware

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[–]dramatic_chipmunk -1 points0 points ago

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[–]fugedaboutit 0 points1 point ago

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I need my tools!