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[–]Binsky89 12 points13 points ago

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I'm pretty sure Risk is the game that ends friendships.

[–]Narbsalad 4 points5 points ago

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Was anyone else extremely worried when they approached a Bowser icon on the board?

[–]rabidsquirell 4 points5 points ago

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This holds VERY true. Drunk buddy was on the cusp of killing someone once.

[–]bardfaust 4 points5 points ago

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It's like the entire point of multi-player Mario games is to fuck you over and piss you off until you shit jagged glass.

[–]unlocktheuniverse 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks to the internet, I didn't have to imagine what this would look like. Also thanks to you I was reminded of that. Awesome.

[–]acepiloto 4 points5 points ago

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When I play with my wife and her two sisters I have to skip buying the star... They don't even try on the go-kart mini games.

[–]OmniSmilie 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry, you're unforgivably whipped.

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[–]deweybig 2 points3 points ago

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I don't sleep for several nights after playing this game. Fear

[–]Ezekyuhl 0 points1 point ago

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I don't sleep for several night WHILE playing this game, I swear, it never ends- not until someone gets so pissed off that you have to quit, or die.

[–]Drew_peaCockk 2 points3 points ago

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The worst is when they find a star in a mystery box...

[–]lukethecouch 1 point2 points ago

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this makes me laugh every time

[–]masterofstuff328 1 point2 points ago

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I was playing Mario Party for the Wii once with a few friends. We were playing the minigame where you had to shake the can of soda, and whoever shook it the fastest wins. Me, being the jokester that I am, thought it would be funny to make it look like I was jackin' it with the Wiimote. I don't know how, but I gave myself I charlie horse, and ended up on the ground, writhing in pain. Haven't lived it down to this day.

[–]CasperVDRULZ 1 point2 points ago

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One time me and two friends were playing on a road trip. Whenever it was just the 3 of us we would always play Wario on hard. Wario was a mother fucker and it always took teamwork to beat him. On this particular day my friends and I have a great round were one of us gets a star and we win the minigame. Before the round can save we reach our destination and my friend's dad turns off the car.

We get back in the car to come home and replay the round. This time around Wario was ready for us. Like he fucking sat there steaming waiting for our return. We all roll badly and Wario gets like a 10 or something, gets the star, and wins the minigame. There were only a few rounds left so we finished depressed as there was nothing we could do to stop him.

FUCK WARIO.

[–]ParkerDevine 1 point2 points ago

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I can only give this so many upvotes

[–]bigasssweater 0 points1 point ago

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1 through 3, maybe 4. Bodies have been hurt during games of Mario Party.

[–]loko91 0 points1 point ago

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i hated those fuckin boos on MP4, i even got to the point of trowing the gamedisk out of my window

[–]austinmarak 0 points1 point ago

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My friend wasnt looking at the screen during the treasure shuffle game and he trusted me.... KOOPA KID MO FUCKA!

[–]Dragonldy 0 points1 point ago

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Many controllers have been destroyed, because of this game. And many friendships.

[–]Narkolepse 0 points1 point ago

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Add in the fact that half of the minigames on the Wii go to whoever is the best at the jerking off motion, it can make for some weird situations.

[–]Chachoregard 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad they took out Chance Time from the first one.

"You want ALL MY STARS given to the 4th Place guy? (SLAM RESET BUTTON) ಠ_ಠ "

[–]thebluick 0 points1 point ago

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I almost lost a friendship to mario party once. NEVER I repeat NEVER drink and play Mario Party.

[–]xXRequiemXx 0 points1 point ago

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My best Mario Party experience: 8 girls on teams of two, piss drunk, and none of them had ever played. Hair was pulled and screaming ensued.

[–]spaceodyssey01 0 points1 point ago

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It's never fair. I always work so hard for that star. You did nothing, you don't deserve it.

[–]Bigkitty65 -2 points-1 points ago

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we played strip Mario party. Who ever won a game got to pick who had to take off something. Of course we always made the girl take something off and then they always left before they got all the way naked :( we did this with most video games.

[–]TricK2039 -2 points-1 points ago

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Id say this holds true to numbers 1 and 2, but as the game progressed, it got less and less competitive to the crap it is today.