I know who I'm voting for in 2012

sachegrande · 6 months

I read that as "push somewhere them else".

Reqol · 6 months

RonaldWeasly · 6 months

madnote · 6 months

To be perfectly frank, I think it's the number one thing that our politicians don't seem to get, we need more people who are willing to take our problems and push somewhere them else.

DoctorPimpslap · 6 months

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

AdventureIsland · 6 months

"and push somewhere them else"

Gab3r1234 · 6 months

SOURCE: DibShip

AFlemeister · 6 months

Here's the comic off the original author's website.

ImmortalWarrior · 6 months

Seriously. This gets reposted every week.

Chachoregard · 6 months

"Now I believe that Mr. Star was called a pinhead by his running mate. "

"Who you calling a pinhead?"

Spr09 · 6 months

I'd actually vote for him

zolfe · 6 months

Patrick is Ron Paul?

GMan129 · 6 months

why not zoidberg?

ProgresiveBillyMays · 6 months

Billy Mays here and I endorse Patrick for the 2012 elections.Thinking of also endorsing Patrick? Call this number 1-888-PATRICK and buy yourself a president*

*Not actually buying the president, but a pin in the shape of the presidents head.

inSTAALed · 6 months

You can't run on a platform of pushing your problems away!

goood_one · 6 months

Running on the same basic platform as Homer Simpson. Can't someone else do it?

mrpayne99 · 6 months

If I see another Patrick Star post i'm going to freak the fuck out.

Herborist · 6 months

I hope he debates Rick Santorum and the announcer refers to him incorrectly.

imtwelveandwhatsthis · 6 months

No. Vote Abed 2012. Troy and Abed 2011111111111111111111112

[deleted] · 6 months

Works for me

shrubmaul · 6 months

is it sad that I think he's just about as legitimate if not moreso than any other candidate?

apullin · 6 months

You'll vote for your beloved Obama.

phillynov · 6 months

No. I'm voting for THIS guy

sareynoo · 6 months

He would do a better job than Obama..

watchthenlearn · 6 months

Why are you voting for Newt Gingrich?

irsmart2 · 6 months

The president does that now, takes all of today's problems and pushes them on to our children, grand-children, great grand-children, great great Grand-children,.................

Plow_King · 6 months

i wish someone would do a version of this without the crappy type layout so it makes more sense. my name is patrick, i have a patrick the starfish on my desk here, and if someone does fix it, i promise to upvote them on a page worth of comments.

Belial4 · 6 months

But how can I tell his platform apart from all the others' in the field?

tomyownrhythm · 6 months

I'm pretty sure that's what most politicians do. Unfortunately, the "somewhere else" is the next administration, then the next generation. I'd rather my politicians actually solve a problem.

exitthewarrior · 6 months

http://i.imgur.com/3HGr2.jpg this is who I'm voting for

smoothKill · 6 months

All glory to our new overlord.

timmy2000 · 6 months

He's also an expert in Wumbology.

vonillabean · 6 months

Yeah well...that's great and all—and I don't know about anyone else—but I'm voting for THIS GUY, as we share the same views on hygiene and both look good in hats.

pacoliketaco · 6 months

oh god so old.

sjmoore · 6 months

PUSH SOMEWHERE THEM ELSE.

TheBlackHive · 6 months

REPOST!!!!!!! REPOST, REPOST, REPOST, REPOST, REPOST!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHERFUCKING REPOST! STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS SHIT! IT WAS MARGINALLY FUNNY ONCE, NOT THE 400TH TIME!

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DrSir · 6 months

My god, Patrick is John Gentle, famous crooner.

KnockinBoots · 6 months

I thought you were gonna put zoidberg haha

the_noobhammer · 6 months

I was so hoping that this would be a picture of Hypnotoad

OceanPressure · 6 months

Honestly, if any president did this, I bet they'd be viewed as having a successful administration.

sirhardboner · 6 months

I don't know about you guys but I'm voting for vermin supreme

bw-47 · 6 months

Did anyone else read this as "push somewhere them else"? I feel like the layout is bad.

ShittyLimericks · 6 months

Revered from both near and afar

His policy is quite up to par

So when I cast my ballot

I know who'll have it

From the sea to DC, "Not-Rick" Star

AllDizzle · 6 months

Typography...you're trying to hard and failing.

Push somewhere them else.

starfishsandwich · 6 months

deliciously electable

Radioactiveman271 · 6 months

But how can i vote for him when there are much more applicable candidates? He spends all day hiding from the public under a rock.

ster1ing · 6 months

And push somewhere them else? I don't get it.

Battlesheep · 6 months

Isn't that what all politicians do?

draiz830 · 6 months

Wow... this is a subliminal ad for shit failney

EternalRefuge · 6 months

i dont know.. im backing Vermin Supreme

Jibberwalk · 6 months

This makes me want a new Earthworm Jim game.

Baconoflight · 6 months

Is this the United States?

rennfeild · 6 months

i thought that was what the cia was for

bugd · 6 months

That actually kinda looks like Mitt Romney.

Completely_off-topic · 6 months

Can we push them into Canada?

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