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[–]LimpPopsicle 88 points89 points ago

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If he had put warheads in his mouth it would make more sense

[–]neverfoakley 48 points49 points ago

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the way warheads use to be, the new ones are weaksauce..

[–]averagegamer2552 19 points20 points ago

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They used to be worse? Fuck. DO NOT WANT.

[–]Vilvos 34 points35 points ago

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Lemon Warheads from the '90s were some of the sourest things ever, but sometimes a green Warhead would be a mutant and ten times worse than a lemon one.

[–]diadem67 13 points14 points ago

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Jesus, my mouth is watering just thinking about how sour they were...

[–]Vilvos 6 points7 points ago

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But it was worth fighting the sourness because the core was so delicious...

[–]AxtionBastrd42 7 points8 points ago

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and if you could pull off a solid poker face with one of those, you were a master of sour.

[–]neverfoakley 6 points7 points ago

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I couldn't get enough of those as a kid, extreme puckering effects. or maybe I just don't taste sour anymore...

[–]omni_presents 1 point2 points ago

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yeah, really. you'd have to be a pussy to not be able to handle a mouth full of sour patch kids.

[–]JakeCameraAction 30 points31 points ago

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A blue warhead from the mid-90s.
1 cubic inch of insanity.

[–]neverfoakley 8 points9 points ago

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blue raspberry was the best, followed by black cherry but black cherry didn't have the same burn

[–]henry660 6 points7 points ago

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Try having contests to see who could eat the most at one time. The original picture doesn't even begin to describe it.

[–]neverfoakley 6 points7 points ago

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this was the only way to eat them.

[–]henry660 3 points4 points ago

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Me and one of my friends bought about 100 of them (enough to fill a coffee can) and ate them in 2 sittings. I'm pretty sure we were bleeding from the gums...

[–]Eccentrica_Gallumbit 1 point2 points ago

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Bleeding Gums Murphy?

[–]BringingTelos 20 points21 points ago

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One time I put too many in, and my tongue started bleeding. Still love the things though.

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[–]BringingTelos 2 points3 points ago

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I've done that several times, but I can't seem to stop liking them.

[–]roodypoo926 18 points19 points ago

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My mouth is watering just from reading the word, "warheads".

[–]Aquagoat 12 points13 points ago

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Sour Patch Kids aren't that sour it's true. Maybe he's imploding because they shredded his tongue so severely?

[–]imag1nat1on[S] 8 points9 points ago

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I completely agree with you, but the title just wouldn't have worked with the gif. My dad trolled me so bad it scarred me for life with a lemon warhead when I was about 7-8. Now, I obviously can't remember much about my life when I was 7-8. However, when my dad came home and I was sitting on the bottom steps playing with some toys and he handed me the shiny little yellow wrapped piece of destruction, he told me it was a lemon candy, I couldn't wait to try it. When I put that little disk of ridiculous in my mouth, I distinctly remember tearing up, taking it out of my mouth, putting in the nearest thing to me (my dads change jar), and running off to my room and staying there while he came in and laughed at me as I sat there all distraught and violated.

tl;dr: My did shit on me with a warhead when i was about 7-8 and it scarred me.

[–]iihatephones 3 points4 points ago

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I gave my mom one of the original warheads years ago. She started crying and couldn't open her eyes or her mouth.

[–]greenvelvetcake 2 points3 points ago

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I haven't had Warheads in goddamn years.

[–]dipittydoop 2 points3 points ago

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I believe it was the purple blues that were the most sour followed by the yellows.

[–]PocketTheFerret 1 point2 points ago

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Ah the warhead. I remember I was dared to put ten yellow warheads in my mouth at once. Terrible, terrible feeling. Actually inadvertently swallowed one whole in the attempt. Those things were relentless.

[–]Roflmoo 32 points33 points ago

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Pussy candy is for pussies. Try Warheads.

[–]empyreanmax 11 points12 points ago

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Sour patch kids may not be sour, but they are still dericious.

[–]neverfoakley 1 point2 points ago

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sour patch watermelon are tasty as fuck

[–]Aggnavarius 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Suilenroc 0 points1 point ago

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I've had this 5'd for years.

[–]StainlSteelRat 4 points5 points ago

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I am no man, I am a bag of Sour Patch kids!

[–]Ashlynkat 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for your subtle brilliance.

[–]krea 15 points16 points ago

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best.gif.ever.

[–]Arcon1337 -2 points-1 points ago

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.jpg

[–]IHeartAmber 3 points4 points ago

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What's the original from?

[–]cbear013 3 points4 points ago

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can't tell if trolling....

[–]GTFOScience 0 points1 point ago

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another repost from 2 minutes ago...

[–]IHeartAmber 0 points1 point ago

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Huh? I'm so confused. Can someone just answer the question? I looked through the thread (7 hours ago when I posted this) but didn't see an answer.

[–]StepOfDub 1 point2 points ago

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE RETURN OF THE KING

[–]IHeartAmber 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you!

[–]jwalsh88 19 points20 points ago

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n00b, dey aint even sour

[–]asmalldrinkofmilk 7 points8 points ago

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What about those fricken sour skittles. those things will pucker your ass hole

[–]Szalkow 8 points9 points ago

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Warheads, Sour Skittles, and Sour Patch all use a similar "secret recipe" of malic acid (found in fruits, for that "sour taste") and powdered salt (to make your mouth burn and pucker). The sting isn't from the sourness, but from your mouth drying out.

[–]asmalldrinkofmilk 0 points1 point ago

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i forgot about war heads..those things were fuckin sour

[–]Thor4269 1 point2 points ago

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5 black cherry extra sours will knock anyone on their ass...

[–]operationkhaos 1 point2 points ago

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and not be able to taste anything for a week

[–]EagleEyeInTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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The words "secret recipe" only means "experimentation needed" for me. I'm off to get some malic acid and start baking!

[–]Szalkow 0 points1 point ago

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It exists in most fruits and wines, but if you want to try just the stuff itself, you can buy food-grade malic acid salt from several pharmacies (malic acid is vitamin-rich and has many health benefits). A quick Google search finds at least one such shop online - go ahead and buy 25 kilograms of malic acid, you know you want to. Just remember to use small amounts, too much of any vitamin can be toxic.

[–]EagleEyeInTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, small amounts...I'll remember that.

[–]jwalsh88 -1 points0 points ago

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So friggin kill!

[–]desynch 2 points3 points ago

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i grew up eating them that way.

[–]Megawatts19 2 points3 points ago

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You implode every time you put SPK in your mouth? You might need to get that checked out.

[–]bully12v 2 points3 points ago

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Sour patch kids? Try a hand full of Warheads and get back to me

[–]jediwu 1 point2 points ago

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*handful

[–]dakaroni 1 point2 points ago

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Sour patch? HA. I'm a bit beyond that, I'm into sour skittles now.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Should be warheads

[–]cptncrnch 1 point2 points ago

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Numb Drops: They banned them from middle school because it made our tongues bleed.

[–]monstrous_moose 1 point2 points ago

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He could not be killed by any man, so he died by the hand of kids.

[–]sulta 1 point2 points ago

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Not knowing what a patch kid is can really change the meaning of that sentence...

[–]xOois 1 point2 points ago

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this is actually by far one of the funniest gifs I've seen on the frontpage for a long time. (repost? )

[–]DanneMM 0 points1 point ago

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Yes too many times to count. and the exact skittles aswell

[–]xOois 0 points1 point ago

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So there is actually people that goes through /new/, looking for something funny, and repost it just to get karma. I know people are desperate but really ._. that I will never understand..

[–]DanneMM 0 points1 point ago

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whats worse is the ppl that goes to 9gag or similar and post it here since 90% of 9gags content have been here.

[–]PeeSherman 0 points1 point ago

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Not me. I could eat a whole bag without passing a single emotion across my face.

Sour ain't got shit on me.

[–]HandStandKing 0 points1 point ago

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Wimp

[–]oh_no123 0 points1 point ago

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Cry Babies, so much sour in those little tear drops.

[–]Rommel79 0 points1 point ago

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And it's awesome every time.

[–]explodingfistbumps 0 points1 point ago

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Super lemons laugh at your feeble domestic sour candies Oh! Powerful candy!

[–]TheSilverFalcon 0 points1 point ago

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A handful? Uh, I'll be right back.

[–]ScumbagSolo 0 points1 point ago

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I am chillin the Library at my college, I stumble upon this and instantly turn into a laughing machine, had to faceplant into desk to regain control, thanks!

[–]Corn_Pops 0 points1 point ago

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The pure ridiculousness of that GIF is deserving of an upvote. Thanks for the laugh.

[–]cynthiadangus 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, digging out the old YTMND Karma Mine again eh? The Cosby stuff is a particularly rich vein.

[–]Vinc3ntPh4m 0 points1 point ago

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Where is this gif. from?

[–]StepOfDub 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Vinc3ntPh4m 0 points1 point ago

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I'll leave now.

[–]1finefeline 0 points1 point ago

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Just thinking about eating some makes my mouth all squingy. Delicious though.

[–]Binsky89 0 points1 point ago

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Pussy

[–]calmateguey 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MooCowMilkshakes 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh my ass off. Thank you.

[–]rubyupthesleeve 0 points1 point ago

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Pussy

[–]emkayL 0 points1 point ago

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There was a tiwanese kid in my masters program who had never had a lot of American candy before. I was eating sour patch kids and he asked to try one so I gave him a few. His face of horror after eating a handful at once still cracks me up

[–]diggitydan 0 points1 point ago

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wasn't this a YTMND? lol it's all good still funny

[–]mandrei68 0 points1 point ago

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This has been posted at least 6 times in the last 5 months
http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/7uuNh.gif

[–]coolsilver 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone remember the Fizzy Warheads?

[–]lavacano 0 points1 point ago

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crybabys warheads? whats my age again?

[–]gilbe634 0 points1 point ago

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[–]roberto32 -1 points0 points ago

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repost

[–]skullkid3311 -1 points0 points ago

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That's how i feel every time i see this re-posted.

[–]thehollowman84 -2 points-1 points ago

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Man you didnt even come up with a creative title. you just described what the gif was.

[–]assholewithasmiley -2 points-1 points ago

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HAHAHA this is fucking funny. And you suck dick. :)