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Take that you little shit. (imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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The way the asphalt just grabs that little fucker's skin. Joyful.

[–]BOOMBOXNOTATOY 11 points12 points ago

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How I wish I could do this to many of the "little shits" running around restaurants, malls, and stores.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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In restaurants: Sorry no tip because of kids running around.

[–]timotheophany 1 point2 points ago

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well aren't you the illogical asshole.

[–]SenatorVreenak 0 points1 point ago

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Because the less-than-minimum-wage waiters set the policies.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ooh, I like that one! So you call the manager over to your table, tell him you're deducting $20 from the bill because of the kids, and slip the waiter a 20 for his great work. I'm totally doing that if I'm ever in that situation.

[–]Outsidebox 4 points5 points ago

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Why did I assume the title was literal at first?

[–]XXVII27[S] 3 points4 points ago

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im not sure but i kinda wish it were now

[–]Outsidebox 0 points1 point ago

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Deep down inside we all wish that.

[–]Tomarse 3 points4 points ago

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Ha ha

[–]Buck_Furious 2 points3 points ago

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All I can hear is "BWAAA!"

[–]MattyD123 9 points10 points ago

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It would have been funny if after he tripped the kid, he leaned over and just blasted a note at him.

[–]doctorscurvy 2 points3 points ago

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"Sad Trombone"

[–]gnarlysaurus 1 point2 points ago

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Don't break rank. #1 Rule of marching formation. That little fucker asked for it.

[–]RocketRobby 0 points1 point ago

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THIS, a million times THIS! Especially in front of a sousaphone player. We have 40 odd pounds of brass instrument that is both weapon and armor.

[–]gnarlysaurus 0 points1 point ago

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I played the multiples, or quints. I would just turn and make a gate when someone tried to cut through my drumline. Our drum major would have us doing mad PT if she saw somebody let a person through rank. (yeah, female drum major, but she was intimidating and beautiful at the same time.)

[–]RocketRobby 0 points1 point ago

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The competition band I was in, our Drum Major would actively call facings that could cause harm to people trying to break ranks. Good times, good times.

[–]Shortsonfire79 0 points1 point ago

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Don't run down the line, especially in front of the band badasses.

[–]DoctorKeefe 1 point2 points ago

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Why does everyone hate kids? They don't know better

[–]interbutt 1 point2 points ago

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True, but they are supposed to be controlled by their parents when in public. The anger should really be at the parents but in cases like this one at least the kid will learn his lesson.

[–]MrBoo88 0 points1 point ago

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Hate the parents. But hating kids is always fun. Control the little bastards I say!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And now it does. Worked out well for everyone.

[–]Crauss 0 points1 point ago

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Good thing his face cushioned the fall for the rest of his body

[–]Blue_Bi0hazard -3 points-2 points ago

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be good if he tea bagged him after halo style.

[–]JewBear3 -1 points0 points ago

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i can top that. TAKE THIS, YOU LITTLE SHIT! (downvoted for the 999,999th repost. it's a shame, you were one away from the upvote prize)

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