this post was submitted on
793 points (61% like it)
2,117 up votes 1,324 down votes

funny

subscribe2,526,164 readers

10,290 users here now

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 58 comments

[–]ltra1n 39 points40 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

About lost it on the Mortal Kombat win.

[–]joepadophile 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Get over here!

[–]k1ko 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

FEETALITY!!!

[–]CptQuark 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

:')

[–]r0bp27 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

we're definitely all going to hell. Well at least it will be populated mostly by redditors and porn stars.

[–]Havanacus 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When my roommate bitches about Notch making Minecraft harder, this is what I think of.

[–]morelikeawesome 41 points42 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Shamelessly stolen from Collegehumor

[–]MikeWillisUK 21 points22 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Not stolen... borrowed... I'm sure he plans to give it back once we've all had a look.

[–]gurkenwasser 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Link to original?

[–]windowbreaker9 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]gurkenwasser 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thank you kind sir/madam!

[–]Inappropriate_Cheer 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]MationMac 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This was also on 4Chan this week.

[–]rahmspinat 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Everything was also on 4chan this week.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pirated, you mean. /s

[–]Sycosplat 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is there a video of it?

[–]toolongdontread 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I still would have failed at QBert. It's possible that I sucked at it more than any other game. Though I could never get past the first level of Turtles 1 for the NES.

[–]fintorro 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pretty unrewarding, which is why I don't understand the dicks that cheat/hack in COD, CSS and other games

[–]McStabYou 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Modern gaming in a nutshell

[–]canitOC 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yeah :(

[–]JeremySmile 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's the reason I'm so in love with Demon's souls/ Dark souls

[–]ChalgakillerBG -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

NOT in a game with mods (like skyrim) because if you don't find such a game challenging you can just get a mod that adds SUPER EXTRA HARD TITS YOU WONT SURVIVE BRAH HARDCORE DONT PLAY THIS SHIT COWS CAN 1 HIT YOU mode.

[–]x3r0h0ur -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yup. I was going to post the same thing.

[–]lookieausername 4 points5 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I saw that college humor video also

[–]GoogleImageSearcher 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

that was the best thing I've seen today.

[–]Tree_fart 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Same thing happens to me

[–]Therap3 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hilarious

[–]Xenc 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pong win was the best.

[–]digitalinfidel 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

very favourite

[–]mr_burnzz 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is exactly what happens when I play with my wife.

[–]xmod2 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think this video was Blizzard's inspiration for LFR.

[–]Skhelios 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What is the name of that second game?? I've been trying to figure that out for years.

[–]CrossHatch 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Duckhunt?

[–]Skhelios 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Damn, I feel stupid now. I meant the 4th one, the game with that little dude jumping on platforms

[–]CrossHatch 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ah, you mean Q-Bert

[–]Skhelios 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is that what it's called? If so, you've just answered a 15 years old question. Thank you.

[–]fr3ddie 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This link wouldnt load for me... I supposed maybe the files melted?

[–]ArkThompson 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

A repost is this!

[–]HotRodLincoln 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I would still manage to lose that Q*bert. I fall of the edge for no reason in that game so much.

[–]riversofgore 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I remember when I had a gameshark.

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Who was playing? Chuck Norris?

[–]J4S1X 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Mortal Kombat was the best part omfg

[–]Mattieohya 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The true way of winning in dick hunt is the ability to shoot that smug dog. I hate that fucker.

[–]Sir_George 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm going to hell for pissing myself laughing on the last one...

[–]RobFireburn 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Y didn't u give credit to dorkly? You cut out their logo at the end!

[–]what_comes_after_q 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Only problem, in The Legend of Zelda, Link collects the pieces of the triforce of wisdom, not all three pieces of the triforce itself... And he still needs to rescue Zelda from Gannon. It's okay, I'll let myself out.

[–]megatom0 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is how I felt when I fucked you mom.

[–]BScatterplot 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You Are the Moon Master!

[–]_youngdeezy_ 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

this was so deliciously satisfying.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]elsestar 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!

[–]ExplainsTheObvious 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

THIS LOOKS SHOPPED

I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.

[–]Sinopsis 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WHAT?! ALL I KNOW IS A LIE!

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]he919 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

good riddance

[–]Kris18 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Funny every time.

[–]WeAreGods -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The life of the elite...

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]Colostomy 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why are on you the Internet if you're this easily offended?

[–]ieatbees 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Simply mentioning something should not be offensive. Humour is often about the things we fear, and the things we're afraid to bring up. It's a way to deal with and accept these things.