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[–]likemaugal 61 points62 points ago

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Do you know the lyrics to African Child?

[–]Duvalia 61 points62 points ago

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Nah I just play the drums and make the Africa face

[–]Hellhunter120 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Spr09 8 points9 points ago

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thank you, now i dont have to type in the youtube search box.

[–]zulhadm 9 points10 points ago

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You mean the FB status update widget?

[–]Wit4Breakfast 6 points7 points ago

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You...The. Lord's. Work.

[–]baltimore94 2 points3 points ago

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[–]pterodactylogram 2 points3 points ago

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someone needs to put the africa face on the spider.

[–]Outlaw_Heart 1 point2 points ago

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I played that video like 20 times. You have successfully got me crying laughing.

[–]criscothediscoman 51 points52 points ago

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[–]psiphre 9 points10 points ago

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wasn't that the first NSFW to hit #1 on the front page?

[–]criscothediscoman 7 points8 points ago

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I believe so. It has been ingrained in my mind as the funniest/fappiest pic of all time.

[–]thedbp 7 points8 points ago*

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Replying here so I can see it at home.

EDIT: not_bad.jpg

[–]tombombcrongadil 0 points1 point ago

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alien blue!

[–]Cyriix 2 points3 points ago

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genius! Lemme do that too.

[–]dustysmash 0 points1 point ago

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egads! A brilliant solution.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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brilliant

[–]TimmaDee 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking hot.

[–]Stinkyfacefoot 22 points23 points ago

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Where the hell did he find those tiny bongos?

[–]ManofToast 2 points3 points ago

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His people probably made them.

[–]Stinkyfacefoot 1 point2 points ago

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From tiny cows? Or did they steal tiny strips of pre-tanned hide?

[–]AmberCutie 20 points21 points ago

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Officially the only spidey image I've come across that didn't make me NOPE immediately. I almost like him. Almost.

[–]bowlnoodlez 24 points25 points ago

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He's hard to kill though.

[–]Dyl4nTheVillain 2 points3 points ago

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Never have I ever seen a spider picture and went HOLY SHIT out loud until that gif. Why.

[–]pterodactylogram 6 points7 points ago

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those spiders are really tiny and they dance!

[–]Eispeis 2 points3 points ago

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That is fucking adorable.

[–]pterodactylogram 5 points6 points ago

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i have the oddest urge to somehow splice it with "sexy and i know it"...

[–]bowlnoodlez 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pterodactylogram 0 points1 point ago

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this is... this is perfect.

[–]Ninjatertl -1 points0 points ago

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great, now I'm on THAT part of youtube....

[–]kbjooce 0 points1 point ago

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fabulous spider laser cannon

[–]ycpa68 33 points34 points ago

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I still think we need a label for spider pictures similar to NSFW. That one was not nearly as horrifying as most but I still pooped a little.

[–]TheAvocadoBaron 13 points14 points ago

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As an extreme arachnaphobe who regularly has panic attacks even when I see a picture of a spider...I've been pushing for this for a while. I think a system as follows would be good:

NSFW - Not Safe for Work

NSFL - Nor Safe for Life

NSFA - Not Safe for Arachnophobes

Seriously reddit. Make this happen.

[–]electronicdream 3 points4 points ago

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Yes please :(

[–]Ampatent 3 points4 points ago

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How could you possibly find that thing anything but adorable?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Good thing you didn't see it the first ten times it was posted.

[–]TimesWasting -4 points-3 points ago

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Seriously, I jumped in my seat.

[–]bowlnoodlez 3 points4 points ago

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You should see him play the keyboard.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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almost makes it cute

[–]Lt_Shniz 2 points3 points ago

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I found this super cute. Which is strange because it's a goddamned spider

[–]idontknowausername 7 points8 points ago

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I tried to not laugh, I lost.

[–]hanapyon 6 points7 points ago

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SO FRIGGEN CUTE!!!!!

[–]huseph 2 points3 points ago

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This little guy about 6 months ago was my first memory of reddit. What a special moment indeed.

[–]quantumpsych 2 points3 points ago

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genius.

spiders are such little badasses, that must be why i was so scared of them for so long. they eat flies, they're good by me. fuck flies.

[–]Wolfosaurus 2 points3 points ago

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This repost is for the masses who have already seen it multiple times.

FTFY

[–]Anathema47 1 point2 points ago

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I chuckled.

[–]krypton86 1 point2 points ago

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This post title is both entirely general and yet, somehow, quite specific. It's freaking me out. It could also be the cold medicine.

[–]Staankygirl 1 point2 points ago

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not one of the few

[–]ETfoneHome610 1 point2 points ago

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And here is the sounds of my people... FAP FAP FAP

[–]Senor_Wilson 1 point2 points ago

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This has beed posted around a lot, but it's still funny as hell.

[–]VanillaTarantino 1 point2 points ago

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I heard the beat playing in my head. I had to check... It ALMOST syncs up.

[–]noxert323 1 point2 points ago

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i saw this yesterday. I nearly died laughing when "HEY OVER HERE, HEEEEY!"

[–]wildfire2k5 1 point2 points ago

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I dont know why, but I laughed hysterically at this. I am at work and needless to say I earned a couple weird looks.

[–]Energiez 4 points5 points ago

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with fire

[–]pastaday 0 points1 point ago

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As in the first few that haven't seen it fifty times.

[–]dadadadamattman -2 points-1 points ago

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came here to say this

[–]psiphre 3 points4 points ago

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if i haven't seen it, it's new to me!

[–]FredAstaireTappedTht 0 points1 point ago*

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Check out Charlie Bit My Finger.

It's this thing of where a little kid called Charlie bites some other little kid's finger.

[–]kousi 0 points1 point ago

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umad

[–]thechad1212 1 point2 points ago

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hahaha havent seen this yet! My new favorite gif. Have an upvote

[–]krowface 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, this again.

[–]BpJohnny 0 points1 point ago

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I find it funny, repost though.

[–]Sven2774 0 points1 point ago

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You know, it actually looks kind of cute.

[–]michaeldmiller 0 points1 point ago

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Its funnier after the second look

[–]civilian11214 0 points1 point ago

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I am lucky to be a part of the few. Nice one.

[–]Bucky_Ohare 0 points1 point ago

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Poor Biggoron :/

[–]yeebok 0 points1 point ago

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He he thank you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The music is a nice touch.

[–]nipps85 0 points1 point ago

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Generally, monopolies are bad, why not in the case of a prison?

[–]alexphllips 0 points1 point ago

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Turns out "the few' is all of us.

[–]iTzJdogxD 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]Gark32 0 points1 point ago

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i can hear little bongos in my head.

[–]rramzi 0 points1 point ago

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This post is more likely for the few that haven't seen this yet

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

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Just cause it's a spider , I took this post very seriously.

[–]fazzah 0 points1 point ago

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This is so cute :D

[–]Kris18 0 points1 point ago

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Few

Over +700 rating

That said, I fucking lol'd.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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y u repost? >.>

[–]ShitBabyPiss 0 points1 point ago

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This post is for the few who don't know it is a REPOST

[–]wappleby 0 points1 point ago

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This post is for the few that like reposts

[–]Incredible_Mandible 0 points1 point ago

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I upvote these every time. The song of my people is one of my favorite recurring memes.

[–]eittie 0 points1 point ago

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X-post to r/spiders, please?

[–]Lunok 0 points1 point ago

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seriously can we get a spiders tag for reddit? dear god.

[–]kite789 0 points1 point ago

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The few, the proud.

[–]newloaf 0 points1 point ago

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What are you, Kevin Smith?

[–]playaplayadog 0 points1 point ago

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i hate spiders but this is freakin' cuuute

[–]ZestyPancakes 0 points1 point ago

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This post is for the few who have not seen this before.

[–]zipp0raid 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mmmtrees 0 points1 point ago

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this should be in trees

[–]FinklMan 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening A Land Down Under - Men at Work when i came across this, with that song in the background I couldn't stop laughing.

[–]sea_eagle 0 points1 point ago

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its a jumping spider. they are amazing, check it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsGvT2DYJMc

[–]noxert323 0 points1 point ago

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more specifically knows as a peacock spider.

[–]haloskulls117 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]xNergalx 0 points1 point ago

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I think he pointed that out in the title. Not sure though

[–]loofawah -2 points-1 points ago

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And for the few who haven't already seen it a thousand times.

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[–]ieatbees -3 points-2 points ago

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You cant write downvote in a post and not get downvoted. After some people see my comment and downvote it my point will be proven. Also, I guess complaints about reposts arent well liked.

[–]femaiden -1 points0 points ago

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Hot for Teacher?

[–]Omarimhotep -1 points0 points ago

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Anasazi The Spider!

[–]hemir 0 points1 point ago

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Anansi the Spider! FTFY

[–]fux4bux -1 points0 points ago

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I found it funny the many other times it was posted.

[–]Phishymoe -2 points-1 points ago

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It was really funny.... A year ago