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Soo patriotic. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]beeagua 39 points40 points ago

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This would definitely make "that time of the month" more like a holiday. Festive? I could see someone wearing those saying that they "bleed for their country".

[–]itsmeee 9 points10 points ago

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Bleed red white and blue.

[–]Zelcron 3 points4 points ago

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You might want to get a blood test or something.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 2 points3 points ago

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More like "bleed on my country".

[–]sub_xerox 4 points5 points ago

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Or "Bleed from my cunt-ry"

Get it? Anyone? No? Ah.. Well I'll let myself out then.

[–]selusa 13 points14 points ago

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"These colors don't run."

[–]xIr0nMa1deNx 3 points4 points ago

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from cold, bloody war!

[–]Duke_Of_Dust 27 points28 points ago

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"You add the red"

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Made in China - Red already added.

[–]gameadd1kt 2 points3 points ago

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So now we're paying for products we have to make ourselves? Come on!

[–]jovdmeer -1 points0 points ago

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I cracked up at this.

[–]lacrosse1991 5 points6 points ago

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Are those real?

[–]TriumphantMe 3 points4 points ago

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I WANT THOSE.

[–]ejabno 0 points1 point ago

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...

[–]Pinktella 8 points9 points ago

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The only way these could be any more 'murrican is if the wings had a span comparable to that of an eagle's.

[–]thascarecro 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]locakitty 2 points3 points ago

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Does anyone remember the font name that "Enduring Freedom" is written in?

[–]derFunkatron 0 points1 point ago

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I think that it is either Jokerman or Curlz. I hate both of them.

[–]just_punning_with_ya 9 points10 points ago

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This marks a new period of stupidity in america.

[–]Thewhoracle 15 points16 points ago

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The person who invented these deserves a standing ovulation

[–]allineedis42 1 point2 points ago

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I think you're a bit late with that one.

[–]rudifer_jones 3 points4 points ago

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Pfft. You know the people in these pun threads only want to go with the flow.

[–]DoubleDown -1 points0 points ago

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You're all a bunch of bleeding heart liberals...

[–]kil2birdsbyjerkinoff 3 points4 points ago

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Don't bother with the white i'll add that.

[–]clumsyturtle 1 point2 points ago

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you add the red

didn't need to state that extra feature, really.

[–]PhilipGreenbriar 1 point2 points ago

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These colors do run!

[–]eyeballbuffet 1 point2 points ago

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"these days"

[–]UnoriginalMike 1 point2 points ago

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This is hilarious. Just think, these colors don't run... Down your leg eternally staining your pants.

[–]Anachrocide 1 point2 points ago

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This makes me feel very patriotic. And I'm not even American.

[–]SEXKlTTEN 1 point2 points ago

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If these are real, I'm totally buying them.

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 1 point2 points ago

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These colors don't blee...oh.

[–]incen 1 point2 points ago

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Considering our government's tendency to favor more invasive policies lately, I propose a line of tampons

[–]CrazyUnicorn 2 points3 points ago

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B-b-but what if you bleed on the stars?

[–]wiltj 2 points3 points ago

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I bleed for america!!

[–]kmizuno 0 points1 point ago

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BLEED FOR YOUR COUNTRY

[–]bluepinklady 0 points1 point ago

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"You add the red" WTF

[–]JediExile 0 points1 point ago

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plz no.

[–]dondiscounto 0 points1 point ago

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THESE COLORS DONT RUN!

[–]KhalilRavanna 0 points1 point ago

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So brave

[–]joecamo 0 points1 point ago

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You gave me a face of disgust sort of like the Obama "not bad" except it was horrible, you get an upvote sir.

[–]hakunamatata6969 0 points1 point ago

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I'm somewhat surprised that this was never pitched on Mad Men.

[–]Cormasaurus 0 points1 point ago

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I can't even trust those these days.

[–]totodilecharger 0 points1 point ago

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100 percent recycled pads... add red to make it more colorful... wtf...

[–]lastsanegirl 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer to use these.

[–]necromundus 0 points1 point ago

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The only pad with a $1.415 trillion Total Spending budget

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What? No Canadian version?

[–]harmor 0 points1 point ago

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If you have blue waffle disease you don't need to buy these to be patriotic!

[–]fartinisagainsthelaw 0 points1 point ago

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I used to bleed for America but now I'm menapausal. These would however make great stocking stuffers. Where can I buy them?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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should be some blood on that flag.

[–]kooter149 -1 points0 points ago

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Quick tell FOX news.....

[–]fartloud -1 points0 points ago

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america fuck yea

[–]MoistNugget -1 points0 points ago

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I don't think freedom is something you have to "endure". Unless i'm missing something.

[–]Norihajlekno -1 points0 points ago

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YOU ADD THE RED.

[–]Sohda -1 points0 points ago

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Soo brave.

[–]That_Urks_Me -1 points0 points ago

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"Made in China"

[–]FadedReality -1 points0 points ago

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Goodnight internet.

[–]space_paradox -3 points-2 points ago

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The red army comes?

It's a comunist plot!!!