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[–]IamSparticles 253 points254 points ago

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It's not a quiz. They honestly want to know.

[–]crashnburn753 115 points116 points ago

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white people. sigh

[–]IamSparticles 51 points52 points ago

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Kazizzle ma nizple. Catch you on the flippity flop.

[–]Scottyxander 27 points28 points ago

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The p's silent, right?

[–]mattcooksucks 21 points22 points ago

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no, just the g. Like in Lasagna, and real gangsters

[–]nanowerx 11 points12 points ago

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The G in lasagna is supposed to be silent?!! Well shit...

[–]trampus1 12 points13 points ago

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Quit cussing and eat your lasana.

[–]vetch222 10 points11 points ago*

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Lah zah nya!

[–]noname-_- 14 points15 points ago

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Lasaña

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Laser Zanger

[–]GiskardReventlov 1 point2 points ago

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la zaña

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Lah zah NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN

[–]Cresent04 2 points3 points ago

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I laughed my ass off to this..hahaha

[–]UncookedGnome 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah so I TRIED to read gangsters as ansters and it came out all.. weird.

[–]mahandal 1 point2 points ago

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Real gs movin silent like lasagna.

FTFY

[–]Scottyxander 1 point2 points ago

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Real G's moving silent like lasagna

FTFY

[–]JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 1 point2 points ago

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You mean gansters?

[–]JXrunner913 14 points15 points ago

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dont you mean ansters?

[–]AyeGee -2 points-1 points ago

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Nope. Ansters.

[–]qwertyvibe 0 points1 point ago

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One of the best comments I've seen thus far. Props

[–]Incredible_Mandible 0 points1 point ago

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Not in nizple, no. The p's in flippity flop are both pronounced as h's though.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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i don't even know how to say that. flihity floh.. is that floh as in flow or floh as in flaugh?

[–]Exaskryz 1 point2 points ago

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You know "flaugh" would be "flaw" right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah after I typed it, that made more sense... :)

[–]mattcooksucks -5 points-4 points ago

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no, just the g. Like in Lasagna, and real gangsters

[–]larkham 5 points6 points ago

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Baby, I'm gonna sine your pitty on the runny kine!

[–]Finntastic 1 point2 points ago

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Sah da tay!

[–]TheBuz 0 points1 point ago

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Sapatown my damien!

[–]Finntastic 0 points1 point ago

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Wah da dah..

[–]thatwasntveryraven 0 points1 point ago

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Gaziza my diznoofuses!

[–]G_zus 0 points1 point ago

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you mean, the flizipity flizop?

[–]mixmasterteapot 1 point2 points ago

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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire was created so we could find out the answers to these questions.

[–]rtilde 50 points51 points ago

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It's pretty great how the OP doesn't understand why the pic is funny.

[–]fbaum 17 points18 points ago

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OP vs. OG

[–]R0CKET_B0MB 0 points1 point ago

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GOON SQUAD

[–]NonPermissive 71 points72 points ago

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Pretty sure the answer is B. "For sure" and "for real" aren't proper answers to the question. As for kazizzle, urban dictionary doesn't have a definition for it.

[–]bassic_person 139 points140 points ago

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Urban Dictionary is streets behind, it seems.

[–]CalicoJack 50 points51 points ago

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Stop trying to make that happen, Pierce!

[–]Caseycrowe 6 points7 points ago

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What? It came up naturally!

[–]Itemfinder 4 points5 points ago

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Organically

[–]Caseycrowe 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh, good call, sir!

[–]smpx 13 points14 points ago

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It ain't jäger bombs thats for sure.

[–]myselfoverwhelmed 3 points4 points ago

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Apparently I'm behind...

Why is every post that uses 'street' as a verb getting lots of upvotes?

Thanks.

[–]pungkow 32 points33 points ago

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[–]RecycledAccountName 7 points8 points ago

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You're streets behind on the difference between a verb and a noun.

[–]Panguin 6 points7 points ago

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It's a reference to the absolutely wonderful show Community. It's on Hulu and other internet places, and it's wonderful.

Join us in /r/community

[–]StefanHectorPoseidon 0 points1 point ago

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i flipped a coin, so

IT'S STREETS AHEAD OF YOUR REGULAR SITCOM.

[–]caneut 15 points16 points ago

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It's for drizzle, as in it's drizzling rain.

[–]Godd2 2 points3 points ago

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Cuz he make it rain on dem ho's?

[–]mcbeaner 12 points13 points ago

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No, cause it's drizzling outside.

[–]qwertyvibe 0 points1 point ago

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Mcbeaner, God would know if he made it drizzle. After all, he is the Gee single Oh Dee.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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NonPermissive- Reads obvious joke image, tries to answer question anyways.

[–]Berkel 2 points3 points ago

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It's said when the OP doesn't understand their own funny.

[–]16dots 0 points1 point ago

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It asked why, it's definitely D because it can also mean "for rain"

[–]ifatree 0 points1 point ago

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it's crack mixed with meth.

[–]mrdoink20 -1 points0 points ago

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kazizzle is Kazza i guess? :/

[–]NakedUnderwear 5 points6 points ago

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I think it's because as in "'cuz"

[–]mrdoink20 1 point2 points ago

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Makes sense. I'm not so up-to-date with Snoop Dogg and his ... language.

[–]agore30 -1 points0 points ago

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I have you tagged in RES as "Hypnotoad" and I have no idea why...

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

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Probably from this.

[–]agore30 -1 points0 points ago

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Ahh, Yes! Now I remember.

[–]Outlulz 13 points14 points ago

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God, I want to hear Regis say these answers.

[–]virtyy 8 points9 points ago

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obviously for drizzle

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I concur

[–]IjustDidThat 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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B is correct.

C may be acceptable because if shits falling on you an umbrella may be handy

D is wrong

And A isnt even a word

Trust me im black

[–]Athene_Wins 71 points72 points ago

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Seems more like the answer is "Fo Drizzle"... As drizzle is a light raining.

You guys are dumb.

[–]LaserZeppelin 9 points10 points ago

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the fo drizzle joke is older than the internets, and most people here dont recognize anything pre 1998 as "recent." We're old men in a young mans world it seems.

[–]R0CKET_B0MB 7 points8 points ago

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OLD MEN

WARNING

WARNING

[–]v_p 1 point2 points ago

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welcome to the coalition, JC. Might as well start using coke.

[–]LaserZeppelin 3 points4 points ago

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get off my lawn

[–]whatever_my_name_is -1 points0 points ago

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get off my Renaissance

[–]shawncarter 4 points5 points ago

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shut up, Athene!

[–]mikedawgx 0 points1 point ago

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Getting the joke explained to you by the best Paladin in the world.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Athene_Wins.

Flawless Victory.

[–]iJason 31 points32 points ago

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I love the smug look on his face. It LITERALLY says "FUCK YEAH. I got this shit in the bag."

[–]yesukai 22 points23 points ago

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I'm pretty sure Snoop's face constantly says "I'm stoned". Nothing else.

[–]snakebite654 3 points4 points ago

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Toker Face

[–]CoughLCA 35 points36 points ago

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Or as Snoop would articulate it "Fizzzle yeaaa. I gots dis shizzle inn da Bizzle" you racist fuck

[–]LordUb3r 1 point2 points ago

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This guy's right. Look at his face closely. It will LITERALLY whisper to you, "FUCK YEAH. I got this shit in the bag." We finally have gifs with sound.

[–]mookler 0 points1 point ago

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I'm surprised they didn't photoshop a different facial expression like they did with the questions

[–]Hackey_Sack -4 points-3 points ago

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No it doesn't.

[–]Belaires 4 points5 points ago

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I think Kazizzle is far too powerful of a spell for an umbrella

[–]digdog7 3 points4 points ago

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when did reddit become a shitty internet chain mail?

[–]ifatree 0 points1 point ago

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when did the internet?

we hope you enjoy your stay.

[–]whitey-ofwgkta 2 points3 points ago

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Awesome.

[–]frkcool 2 points3 points ago

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Why does Snoop use a frying pan?

Fo' Sizzle!

What is Snoop's favorite Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho' Sizzle!!

[–]MorningSideMayor 1 point2 points ago

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Why does Snoop use conditioner? Fo' Frizzle!

[–]swineiscool -1 points0 points ago

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What's snoop dogs favorite form of government? Fa shizzm

[–]yeropinionman 1 point2 points ago

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That look on his face means "I understand that I am now a mascot, but it pays well so what the heck?"

[–]IAmAtomato 1 point2 points ago

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Fo drizzle, my nigga.

[–]ForgotMyPants 1 point2 points ago

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Fo bizzle dat Rihzzle if you're Chris Brown.

[–]Shleek81 1 point2 points ago

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Fo drizzle. That's my guess

[–]arbores 1 point2 points ago

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There is no way this could possibly be fake

[–]XxXNightstalkerX 1 point2 points ago

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Fo Drizzle?

[–]ilikecommunitylots 1 point2 points ago

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not only was this on the front page yesterday, but also the answer is b

[–]CoughLCA 6 points7 points ago

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Is this racist?

[–]argyle-socks 39 points40 points ago

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No.

[–]CoughLCA 12 points13 points ago

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good. I was scared there for a second

[–]IIdsandsII 34 points35 points ago

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That's racist.

[–]ERich2010 7 points8 points ago

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[–]ManlierThanGaston 8 points9 points ago

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9GAG ARMY HAS COME!

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ERich2010 1 point2 points ago

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i didnt even see that. this is the last straw. they may take our memes, but they'll never take our Community!

[–]ManlierThanGaston 2 points3 points ago

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They may take our memes we stole from 4chan

FTFY

[–]TheSimpleArtist 3 points4 points ago

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They may take our memes we stole from 4chan who, subsequently, does not represent the users that made them in the first place.

Sheesh, I know one is supposed to seem internet-wise if they say that 4chan is the source of all memes, but it's getting out of hand. People make images. Websites make them into memes. Reddit users made images made by 4chan users popular, therefore making them into memes. Therefore, the statement that reddit makes memes isn't verbosely incorrect.

[–]censored_username 0 points1 point ago

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It's very simple. the internet is a tool for sharing. I've seen OC on reddit make it to 4chan, OC on 4chan making it to reddit. same happens with all other websites. If stuff is interesting/funny/does anything else well, it will make its ways through the internet. If stuff becomes widely accepted, it will become a meme (so no, that funny picture with a caption you made that got 10 upvotes is not a meme. it is an image macro, until it is widespread accepted).

[–]Scrooge_McDuck90 6 points7 points ago

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No, let me explain.

Snoop Dogg started the whole "izzle" thing. It isn't a black person thing, it's a Snoop thing.

[–]snookers 0 points1 point ago

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Don't tell me Reddit's average age has gone down so far they don't know who the dee oh double gee is. :(

[–]snakebite654 1 point2 points ago

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Let alone tee eye double g err!

[–]Scrooge_McDuck90 0 points1 point ago

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Nah i doubt it. I'm 21 and would class my self in the lower age range of Reddit.

[–]MaxSoftcore 3 points4 points ago

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[–]colarg 1 point2 points ago

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when was this? i NEED to see it!

And: fo shizzle my nizzle, the answer is drizzle!

[–]hookguy 4 points5 points ago

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This is almost definitely not real.

[–]v_p 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire is the easiest thing in the world to photoshop. So... yeah. Unless you see a an actual video, it's probably fake.

[–]colarg -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]canadian_eh11 0 points1 point ago

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you sound like a whacked out ms. frizzle (dear god this also rhymes) from the magic school bus.

[–]ekolis 0 points1 point ago

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Kafrizzle! Or kacrackle, if you're white...

[–]MNico 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't go out with anything less than a hazmat suit on if it were raining shizzle...

[–]MattBootyBulan 0 points1 point ago

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Fried Chicken sizzles

[–]axonxorz 0 points1 point ago

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Except it's been photoshopped. OP didn't even attempt to use the correct font.

Also: needs more JPEG

[–]ExistentialEnso 0 points1 point ago

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I think people get that it's fake. Comedy is often fictional...

[–]AdoptedOne 0 points1 point ago

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What's Snoops favorite food? Steak, 'cuz of the sizzle.

[–]Hopeisthekey 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite Snoop Dogg quote : " Yabadabadizzle fo' shizzle dizzle!"

[–]v1rocket 0 points1 point ago

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I think I stepped into a time machine. Is it 2002?

[–]Kingshabaz 0 points1 point ago

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It's obviously B. Duh

[–]cuteman 0 points1 point ago

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Might have to bring the klingon language geeks in for phone a friend.

[–]CompoundMix 0 points1 point ago

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I believe the answer is either 'fo drizzle', translating to 'for drizzle', or 'fo rizzle', translating to 'for rain.'

But hey, what the fuck do I know.

[–]trash-80 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pykiller 0 points1 point ago

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slow clap

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ZIP IT UP AND ZIP IT OUT MAH BRUTHA

[–]MrDinomight 0 points1 point ago

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Fo' Drizzle obviously!

[–]ninjagummybear 0 points1 point ago

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Fo' Drizzle FTW

[–]mynameisrainer 0 points1 point ago

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I even went to watch this on youtube cause I thought they would do that to Calvin

[–]DarfVad3r 0 points1 point ago

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fo rizzle? fo drizzle kazizzle...fo shizzle!

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[–]IanZee 1 point2 points ago

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Fo rizzle = for real.

[–]forgotpasswerd -1 points0 points ago

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Fro Frizzle is the only right answer.

[–]Poenike -1 points0 points ago

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D) would actually be the right answer.

Fo' rizzle.

[–]mash5oo6 -1 points0 points ago

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its actually D. fo rizzle.

[–]brainsteww -2 points-1 points ago

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It's fo rizzle! aka for rain!

[–]bongwhacker -2 points-1 points ago

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Silly Negro!

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[–]pibroch 1 point2 points ago

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And now everyone's doggin' on you.

[–]alwaysusescapslock -1 points0 points ago

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BTW ANSWER IS B