You gonna light that pipe?

ShanduCanDo · 7 months

I didn't see anybody mention it yet, so: this is originally by Jay Pinkerton, who used to run a website and now writers for Valve (and cowrote Portal 2!)

Yserbius · 7 months

Sound like the Ray Bradbury story The Very Gentle Murders where an old couple decide that they hate each other and both try to murder the other.

doterobcn · 7 months

Old but still fun

thejerradsays · 7 months

My fear of marriage, in comic form.

JCelsius · 7 months

I was smoking a pipe as I read this. It tickled my fancy.

IDKFA_IDDQD · 7 months

I picture this man with a very thick Southern American accent. "Yoo wood naht survahv the uhttempt."

dclowd9901 · 7 months

Jay Pinkerton's work.

Site: http://jaypinkerton.com

More funny:

http://jaypinkerton.com/2005/01/05/batman-origin-comics/

http://jaypinkerton.com/2004/06/08/spider-man-comics/

ErmacAnd1 · 7 months

The first 3 rows made me think this was an r/trees post.

Chish · 7 months

I wonder where she got dmt

headwrong · 7 months

The last time this was reposted, someone mentioned who did this comic remix.

I've forgotten who it was. Tell me, Reddit: who made this?

[deleted] · 7 months

Goddamn, "You would not survive the attempt."

Goddamn.

zeppelinism · 7 months

"Light that pipe" "Fuck you"

finalaccountdown · 7 months

I must find the rhythm behind posting old stuff so that it's new to enough people that it gets massive upvotes just like the last time it was posted.

not even hating.

I know the cycle is less than a year though, since I have seen this 3 times now, at least, in a hugely upvoted post. and yet i will find gifs or comics that I have never seen before that I think are funny and receive 37 "old" comments or comments from people legitimately angry that I would try to pass this off as a new thing, when I thought it actually was a new thing.

what the fucking fuck, I think is what I'm trying to say.

dudepal1510 · 7 months

I love that couple. Haha! I like to think they have a sort of unspoken understanding that while they may both try to kill each other, they needn't worry about them actually succeeding, being perfectly confident the other is competent enough to survive. That would be an interesting as hell relationship dynamic.

darkscream · 7 months

true love

ImAllMilhouse · 7 months

That was refreshing. Enjoyed it very much.

alindama · 7 months

Old people live hard. In different ways than we can imagine.

JetlagMk2 · 7 months

-- Cormac McCarthy

outcastspice · 7 months

I love this one, it gives me hope for the future of my own marriage. One day this will be us.

cky12qxz · 7 months

you would not survive the attempt. best part

mariamus · 7 months

Someone re-made it with Megatron and Starscream.

Tried to find it, but came up empty handed. It was awesome.

harrythebau5 · 7 months

This is fucking hilarious

stoshM · 7 months

a dicey moment in the den...i laughed much too hard at this

onlymostlyguts · 7 months

I've always loved how this comic is only 3 pictures, but tells a great story.

nope_nic_tesla · 7 months

Clint Eastwood is such a badass.

clocksfate · 7 months

Does anyone know where I can find the version someone drew of this with Starscream and Megatron? I think it was on DeviantART, but I can't find it any more. 'Twas fucking hilarious.

ThatWhiteRabbit · 7 months

I saw this comic a good 2 years ago, been using; "You would not survive the attempt", since then, it's a truly good counter. Makes me smile everytime I say it because I tend to say it in The Directors accent, from RvB.

therealjag · 7 months

what funny liquid did she put in the pipe? Please dont say its spunk.

namedmeducky · 7 months

Light it rookie, make her look like a dick!

FuckinWalkinParadox · 7 months

i don't get it :(

godly967 · 7 months

So what was the liquid?

IgnoreMead · 7 months

holy shit that was funny. I don't usually laugh at work but i couldn't stop myself.

Sanitary_Lumpkin · 7 months

Too bad the fella didn't know it was hash oil that his wife so lovingly put into that pouch.

daela · 7 months

Source?

crazy8ty8 · 7 months

Reminds me of this sketch Sorry it is hulu couldn't find it on youtube.

WhitePostIt · 7 months

This I just read my grandparents fighting?

BanPants · 7 months

Is it just me or does she kinda look like James May?

stoshM · 7 months

a dicey moment in the den...i laughed much too hard at this

P-Rickles · 7 months

This MIGHT be my favorite thing on the web-nets. It's one of 4 or 5 things that, even though it's reposted every few months, ALWAYS gets an upvote from me.

SimonLeTueur · 7 months

Hahahaha this is hilarious, I laughed out loud in my own cubicle, all by myself, sniff

JordanMcRiddles · 7 months

Red this in Scruffy the Janitors voice.

commandakeen · 7 months

DAE thought that the right one wasnt a woman?

kmofosho · 7 months

so old but every time i see it it's hilarious.

Veivorok · 7 months

Love. :3

BaconandBacon42 · 7 months

No one mention Ron Swanson and Tammy 1?

zenthor109 · 7 months

this is one of my favorite pics

dahamma4u · 7 months

Typical women trying to get the life insurance.

Contradictions · 7 months

tl;dblai

diggitydan · 7 months

He is in control of this situation guys.

diphiminaids · 7 months

"sprinkled some kind of liquid...." One does not simply sprink.......what is this sorc...... Liquids are not sprinkled.

sldyvf · 7 months

Would you kindly?

we_need_evidence · 7 months

It's just me or that woman looks like a man?

oheilthere · 7 months

Still a better love story than Twilight?

Lord_Bumberchute · 7 months

SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM AND THAT IS WHY IT IS FUNNY!!

TheJames69 · 7 months

Please don't repost

Freakazoid84 · 7 months

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brianimal · 7 months

tl; dr

whatigot · 7 months

For the love of god!!!! How many times can this be re-posted????

Blumphy · 7 months

HAHAHAHA, TL;DR.

funny

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