How big is it?

FlexorCarpiUlnaris · 7 months

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(not to scale)

jayman1466 · 7 months

In terms of area, it's about three times as big as the Soviet Onion.

TrustMeImHandsome · 7 months

I sea what you did there.

WazWaz · 7 months

FFS, 3 years ago? Jerk me too.

derptyherp · 7 months

Guys, get off yahoo!answers. ಠ_ಠ

samyall · 7 months

I don't often actually "Laugh Out Loud". Even when I type "LOL" I usually only chuckle.

But this. This made me almost drop my laptop.

tomma101 · 7 months

this shore had me laughing

dubdubdubdot · 7 months

meh yahoo answers is full of troll posts.

iamichi · 7 months

Original comment

2_Smokin_Barrels · 7 months

Was that Jillian?

Amnestic · 7 months

I thought OP was referring to penis size, until i actually read the question and not the answer solely.

lotsamozza · 7 months

Wow, slow morning on reddit...?

h_p_bitchcraft · 7 months

Pisses me off so much when people say Pacfically. They do it all the time in my town.

Dude wat did you say?

lemurvomit · 7 months

I want to be down in your south seas.

KyroDCK · 7 months

Okay i fuckin lol'd

topix_changer · 7 months

Does anyone know what Billy Ocean is up to these days? He's been in my dreams lately.

squ1dge · 7 months

shouldnt the names on this post be blakced out? not sure on your rules.

FARGO_HOOKER · 7 months

My vote for lamest front page submission of the year.

erg0S4m · 7 months

My mom always says pacific instead of specific. It literally drives me crazy.

Mattshere · 7 months

Gives Matts a bad name.

MikeCereal · 7 months

family guy much?

mjc1027 · 7 months

This is by far the best way to wake up in the morning....laughed so hard.

BruceCambridge · 7 months

I'm surprised anyone would have to axe this.

zomigod · 7 months

Jillian?

zhaorenw · 7 months

Samefaggin.

SoulPursuer · 7 months

For anyone that wants to know

Isaac_Shepard · 7 months

i sea what they did there

mattpiece182 · 7 months

LOL! One of my best trolls have graced the front page of Reddit!

slisys · 7 months

but Indian, it doesn't even matter!

belleberstinge · 7 months

Maybe he comes from a dialect where they have trouble pronouncing the 's' in 'sp'.

Unidraulico · 7 months

Just divide the bigness by its mass.

MrJohnDough · 7 months

That's what she said

pawnzz · 7 months

Are you telling me you think the Specific is a greater ocean than the Pacific?

d2d · 7 months

Now that's one funny mistake

vMufasa · 7 months

about 2/3 of the earth divided by 4!

THENAMAZU · 7 months

I thought people whined about how 9gag stole from reddit? :O

Flippyfloppeys · 7 months

Me, karma, you.

Kroof · 7 months

I've always been amazed by how people can never spell on Yahoo! Answers. Are all of the questions asked by 10 year olds? Who gave them permission to be on the internet!?

WoogDJ · 7 months

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big!

halldorberg · 7 months

Like a baby's arm holding an apple.

Aiconic · 7 months

I do wonder how these imagines get so blurry/artifacted. Surely people aren't recompressing it that much ><

trakam · 7 months

I used to spell and pronounce 'specific' as 'pacific' until I was 16, I wish I read more books..or just better ones

Aluxh · 7 months

About seven and a half inches, why?

roxwar · 7 months

Sometimes, i do feel bad for the future of the human race. Mostly though i just find stuff like this childishly humorous!

JG_r4wr · 7 months

Spit out my coffee.. I love reddit.

S-S-Schizophrenic · 7 months

I don't get it ...

McWut · 7 months

If you scroll down, one of the answers is this: "OMG dude please say your still in school, I haven't laughed at a posting in a long time LOL."

Insulting someone's intelligence using "your" instead of "you are"

mvan231 · 7 months

Gotta love how dumb some people out there actually are

EatATaco · 7 months

During a game for my HS soccer team, the other coach was totally freaking out. Yelling at the refs, his players and our players. The ref called a foul against his team and he ran out on the field and yelled,

"COULD YOU BE MORE PACIFIC?"

And the wise ass of our team is standing near by and he says

"Don't you mean, 'Spe-cific?'" while making a ridiculous arm motion, much like a magician would make while unveiling the perfectly unharmed woman.

Everyone, except the coach, started cracking up. Even the ref was laughing. The coach was eventually kicked out of the game. I'm pretty sure that was the same game I got bruised my retina (it got better).

And that is my pointless, semi-related story for the day.

awesomeman23 · 7 months

Reminds me of the time my family went to Colorado and my brother was filming our reactions. He asked my dad and he said "Well I liked it all!" then my brother was like "C'mon dad be pacific." and then dad said "Well I enjoyed our journey to the Pacific Ocean." Good times...

Pushkin23 · 7 months

It's not as big as the Vague Ocean.

Olukon · 7 months

Seems like bad joke eel material...

swiftverbicide · 7 months

thumb up

musicmanryann · 7 months

As a young child, this is definitely how I thought this word was spelled.

UncleTedGenneric · 7 months

Well, algae damned. Good play!

noagendaproducer · 7 months

Fat finger strikes again!

neofatalist · 7 months

to qoute 4chan.... "same fag"

johnz0n · 7 months

samefag

Kratosius · 7 months

oh, i sea what he did there... not bad :>

live3orfry · 7 months

3 years old

Benny_the_Jew · 7 months

I don't like how all of a sudden there is a Southern Ocean.

DaysSpentDreaming · 7 months

I said it that way when I was nine. Then I didn't anymore when I came across it while reading a history text book. Time to learn, buddy!

ThePringle · 7 months

Ah, I see what you did there.

MR_RELIABLER · 7 months

Genius.

Greater_Omentum · 7 months

The specific ocean covers 46.392% of the Earth's water surface.

Its area has been estimated at 1.6520012856 × 10^18 square centimeters.

Its volume has been estimated at 6.22430234 × 10^17 cubic centimeters.

The water in the specific ocean varies from a pleasant 30.239 °C near the equator to freezing temperatures at the earth's poles.

Thank you for your query.

jfnd90 · 7 months

I hate being late to a pun party. Since I can't top most of them, I'll just lurk around as usual and laugh at all the pun jokes I'll never be able to come up with.

BadLemur · 7 months

Hey! It's not nice to make fun of someone's lisp.

niefer · 7 months

Yoda cloud.

aszy · 7 months

I was really suspicious about the lack of a NSFW tag... then I found out that I'm just a pervert

blacklab · 7 months

Let's get down to pacifics.

kvegas291 · 7 months

Hahahahaha that's hilarious

ddshroom · 7 months

Yes. Try meditating.

AnalProber · 7 months

Yahoo Answers is full of trolls who like to quote from Family Guy, clearly.

WillSnipeForPie · 7 months

How do kids know how to use yahoo answers but not google? Seriously something is screwy here.

AppleDane · 7 months

STILL! No sign of land...

TheCasualSadist · 7 months

To be fair I thought the answer was a little shallow. Nyar har har nautical humour.

purpleOranges · 7 months

I use to make that mistake all the time, but I was seven.

MonkeyCrumpets · 7 months

I believe the poster of the answer is what 4chan would refer to as "samefag".

omartv · 7 months

Actually I read this in chandler bing voice

JoshRamsaylover · 7 months

thats what she said

ilovegeorgebush · 7 months

Holy fucking shit my god damn heart just stopped cause that was so fucking funny.

appealtoprobability · 7 months

I used to work with two guys (brothers) who could NOT say "specifically" and would always say "pacifically." They had no idea they were even pronouncing it incorrectly because no one had ever bothered to correct them. Fuckin' public school...

fysu · 7 months

I feel bad for laughing. Both my Dad and sister do this switch ALL the time. The worst part is they've been corrected a million times and know it's incorrect. Is it possible there is some sort of verbal dyslexia going on?

My sister's really embarrassed by it, actually. I should probably stop teasing her.

ekolis · 7 months

Three hundred and twenty dollars. Mortgage value 160.

anyusernamesffs · 7 months

Everybody knows that the specific is an ocean....

ohmbreviation · 7 months

Genius

barn63 · 7 months

I actually logged in just to upvote this. Make me lol

MADBAKER · 7 months

yeah, get estimates.

angelchi · 7 months

isnt the specific/pacific joke from family guy?

HuntRoarPurr · 7 months

Terrific specific pacific.

Say three times fast, if you dare.

Alanis---Morissette · 7 months

Haha! Great use of irony!

josuwa · 7 months

This really cracked me up. The win is strong in this one!

Tekkie200 · 7 months

To put it simply, Win.

iKaka · 7 months

I sea what he did there

vladh · 7 months

Here you go, guys.

Rocker2791 · 7 months

I thought this was going to be an Avatar: The Last Airbender joke. I severely miscalculated.

Nibbed · 7 months

wonders if this is real and is waiting for a link of confirmation before laughing

AlmightyTurtleman · 7 months

Its THHHHIIIIIISSSSS big.

Manicmerc · 7 months

Whale ur pronunciations off

thenorthend · 7 months

Did anyone else not laugh?

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lennyenjoi · 7 months

Fuck. I actually spat on my screen. Thanks.

jnseals · 7 months

I Arctic know the answer to this

funny

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