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[–]shack026 3 points4 points ago

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Ridiculous, that cat is way to young to drive a fire truck.

[–]Daibuoxx 1 point2 points ago

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Too.

[–]JesteroftheApocalyps 2 points3 points ago

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If I may, it should be "QUICK! TO THE CAT CAVE!"

[–]awkward_awesome 1 point2 points ago

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That was exactly what my day needed.

[–]sirejustin 1 point2 points ago

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Take my upvote!

[–]Edso_828 1 point2 points ago

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He's probably off to rescue a kid who got stuck in a tree.

[–]ElGerble 0 points1 point ago

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And that's how there is one less kitten in this world.

[–]AppleBlossom63 0 points1 point ago

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Wha- wh- whaaat? Why?!

[–]ElGerble 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't you hear? That's the first kitten America is sending to outer space. He's just slidin' down the pole to his rocket.

[–]Mackinstyle 0 points1 point ago

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Random fact of the day: In most regions in Canada and the US (likely elsewhere) all staircase railings must have vertical posts so kids can't climb on them. Clearly, cats are exempt.

[–]kijo524 0 points1 point ago

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all paws on deck

[–]10tothe24th 0 points1 point ago

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Feline justice is slow. Slow, but fair.

[–]hyper09 0 points1 point ago

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This is cute, but you added the connotation that the cat was in fact lowering itself slowly into fire.

Suddenly... horrifying.

[–]bay_wolf 2 points3 points ago

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No, the OP was saying that the cat was in a firehouse and was sliding down the pole to get onto a firetruck to go put the fire out.

[–]hyper09 0 points1 point ago

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I understand whole heartedly, but you can see where I'm coming from.

Ambiguity exists.