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[–]ejukator 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, Toonces was a male cat and he was a terrible driver.

[–]legoman_86 1 point2 points ago

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That's right. he could drive, just not very well

[–]sorrytobethatguy 2 points3 points ago

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I am so mad at myself for laughing at this.

[–]thelacepirate 1 point2 points ago

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Read the bottom in Mr. Mackey's voice.

[–]TeachTheFishToClimb 2 points3 points ago

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Me too, mkay.

[–]HiyaGeorgie 1 point2 points ago

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Not if it is a Siamese cat...

[–]tech98 1 point2 points ago

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All cats are female???

[–]HiyaGeorgie 1 point2 points ago

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Actually cats come in male or female format. This is actually why the comic is funny, because you can't always tell what you got without checking the undercarriage.

[–]tech98 0 points1 point ago

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You don't get my humor. Cats can't drive. Females can't drive. Therefore, cats are females.

[–]HiyaGeorgie 1 point2 points ago

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You don't get my humor. I am explaining it to you as if you are a child who has not yet learned that animals have different genders. Both of our humors actually suck here, I aint gonna lie.

[–]Nidies 1 point2 points ago

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Uses the stereotype that cats are bad drivers.

[–]resoner 1 point2 points ago

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first time in a while that ive actually laughed out loud at my silent computer screen.

[–]KombuchaMushroomPeop 1 point2 points ago

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The test is flawed because (as is clearly displayed in the illustration) the cat's rear paws do not reach the pedals; but the logic behind the test seems sound. Perhaps they could construct an apparatus to alleviate this problem (as well as the clear issue involving the cat's inability to shift the vehicle in and out of gear) and reconstruct the experiment. Then we will finally know the truth.

[–]ChaosFarmClothing 3 points4 points ago

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I thought that was the Asian test

[–]tuttomuscoli90[S] 2 points3 points ago

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It most definetly works for that as well

[–]Contero 5 points6 points ago

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Fucking Siamese cat drivers.

[–]HiyaGeorgie 0 points1 point ago

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Just a heads up, I came here to post this joke but saw you beat me to it. I didn't like your delivery quite as much as I planned on doing so I posted a similar comment.

I felt like you explained the joke too much by adding "drivers" as if people wouldn't get the joke otherwise? Maybe "fucking Siamese cats" would have been better? Either way just wanted to be honest with you I hope I did not offend!

[–]Contero 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think I agree with removing "drivers", as I'm trying to keep the same wording of what I usually hear in terms of driver-racism: "Fucking (group) drivers!" Where the group is asian, indian, or woman.

I think if I were to change the wording, removing "cat" might have been the way to go, since it fits the above expletive better and makes it seem as if "Siamese" could possibly refer to a real race/nationality. "Fucking Siamese drivers!" has a nice ring to it.

I can empathize with your position though. I often find comments with the joke I intended to post, but with much poorer delivery, and am left with a similar dilemma: Do I post my own comment and hope it outpaces the other, or will mine be simply downvoted for appearing to copy the other, more popular comment?

Good luck to you, fellow joke-comment-poster.

[–]HiyaGeorgie 3 points4 points ago

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I do say, you may have very well swayed my opinion on said Siamese cat driver issue after all. I will consider your wise words in future joke hijacking attempts, or perhaps lack there of.

Best of luck to you as well sir/madam.

[–]JoshTay 3 points4 points ago

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Women drivers, amirite? huh?

[–]Rasheeke -1 points0 points ago

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This is kind of stupid.

[–]Shaznat10 -1 points0 points ago

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First, I'm pretty sure I saw this posted within the last month.

Second, please post links to the actual comic, not just an imgur link...