Dear America,

_Make_It_So_ · 8 months

Looks like the bears from Age of Mythology...

lollerpopsiclez · 8 months

Weird, I live in Canada and I haven't seen this happen before. Maybe we don't have those in the east.

JaronK · 8 months

My understanding is that Canada's real defense is the Royal Mounted Moose Cavalry. They're terrifying. One of their trained moosen can crack a tank in half with its horns on a charge. Everyone's heard of the Green Berets, the Navy Seals, and so on... because they leave survivors. Ever heard of the Royal Mounted Moose Cavalry? No. Because they don't leave survivors.

TheObelisk · 8 months

It's not America Canada should be worrying about-- Mexico is the one murdering Canadians. Bring those Bear Lazers to TacoLand and save some bitches, eh?

alexbro001 · 8 months

dear Canada: bring it, bitch

khanfusion · 8 months

Fake. I've seen a few Canadians in my day, and I can tell this is fake by the lack of people and politeness.

SouthFresh · 8 months

Their power source runs on a mixture of beer and maple syrup.

spacergif · 8 months

Fuck yes Age of Mythology! ENTER_CHEAT 0_CANADA Laser Bear unlocked!

iLuVtiffany · 8 months

Dear Canada, you're too nice to use flying bears with laser eyes on anybody.

smsy · 8 months

Canadian here. I can confirm that we do in fact have flying bears that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. We also have beavers who specialize in digging underground with drill heads and destroying houses.

dnj · 8 months

We rely on the US for over 80% of our exports, our TV is almost 100% american channels, all our fashion and trends come from the US. The NHL is almost all american now, every suburban area is dominated by a Walmart.... aren't we already fucked with?

Plasmaxyz · 8 months

I always thought it would be something like Star Wars Episode 6 where the Ewoks fuck up the Empire using trees and shit.

Mellonpopr · 8 months

I just want to go on record as saying I love maple syrup

Dcole05 · 8 months

It be more believable if the word "please " was in there

bigbabich · 8 months

I hate it when one of America's largest national parks gets all uppity.

SirSevy · 8 months

oh god they're revolting, also OP is revolting.

knocklessmonster · 8 months

Why? You'll only thank us, give us some maple syrup, and point us towards Ottawa, then apologize for taking our time. The bears with lasers and wings will be doing exhibitionist fly-overs.

LotteDaw · 8 months

They emerge like the Zords in Power Rangers: bursting from behind Niagara Falls and the revolving restaurant of the CN Tower.

I_B_Trolling · 8 months

Cartoon vs reality

werbo · 8 months

I don't get it when american's say canada is america's hat. How can we viably be your hat when we are bigger than your entire body?

coolnamenumbers · 8 months

more like...

Zarking_Fardwarks · 8 months

Anyone else find it amusing how this silly little joke of a post featuring a picture of FICTIONAL flying bears became a dick measuring contest between Americans and Canadians? It's meant to be comical and self deprecating. The amount of sudden hate is remarkable.

I think its time for everyone to take a time out followed by some warm milk and a nap.

ShinInuko · 8 months

Weirdest fucking moose I've ever seen.

Corrik · 8 months

It appears that the flying, laser bears are killing each other off.

F19Drummer · 8 months

All I can think of is Age of Mythology and the cheat OHCANADA. Flying bears with a Canadian flag for a cape that shot lasers from their eyes.

Lurkerphile · 8 months

FREAKING BEARS WITH LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!!!!!!!!!!

1Ender · 8 months

Sorry but i have to say Canada is better than the states now.

Aaarrf · 8 months

I'll probably get downvoted for this... but Canada is part of North America, rather it should be "Dear United States" ... I'll leave now.

justheretofap · 8 months

Looks like the Canadian airforce just tripled its firepower.

amazingGOB · 8 months

Canadians are sooo cute!

Libberator · 8 months

Mr president! I suggest we invade canada! This hockey has gone on far to long!

Yes yes, do an aerial sweep of their defenses

On it... my god ... sir... laser bears!

NOOOOOO

Ztwede · 8 months

I don't think anybody fucks with Canada.

fleece · 8 months

Yeah, well, after a dozen times cleaning up tipped over garbage cans in your driveway by frickin' winged bears with laser beam eyes the shit gets a little old.

necromundus · 8 months

Sincerely, Laser Eye Bear Patrol

polyshore · 8 months

Yeap, don't mess with Canada, they high as fuck.

zeug666 · 8 months

If I remember correctly all we would need to do is close down a few Tim Hortons and they'll be powerless.

lookieausername · 8 months

Noted

Duhh233 · 8 months

Memebase ಠ_ಠ

digital-dave · 8 months

No "please" or "thank you"? Not the Canadia that i know

jquincyaddingmachine · 8 months

Judging by those lasers...

IAMGodAMA · 8 months

Dear Canada,

This is is why I'm glad to have you on our side.

Respectfully,

AMERICA

IWannaDoItRight · 8 months

Canada! You're simply the tophat on my head. http://imgur.com/b08hL

alwaysforgets · 8 months

Canada: America's hat

campy_hamper · 8 months

The Care Bear Stare just got real son!

santadog · 8 months

Cockeyed bears...

alegitcanadian · 8 months

hey now, flying laser bears are no laughing matter. I can't leave bike outside for TEN GODDAMN SECONDS without the little shit hawks coming and taking it.

bobqjones · 8 months

they'd be a lot scarier if they weren't cross-eyed.

daphenomc · 8 months

If only, our navy alone is enough to deal with any threat around the world, let alone the rest of our armed forces

YNot1989 · 8 months

Oh its on bitch. We've been looking for an excuse to conquer you for a LONG time.

CarnivorousAvenger · 8 months

I was always taught that Canada was our 51st state and we just let Canada think they were a country. They are getting cocky so it's about time we let the cat out of the bag.

AFat_MOFO · 8 months

Dear Canada,

Darkwolf018 · 8 months

Thats cute.

bradgillap · 8 months

lol, Weapons? Canadians just sneak in at night and use your large artillery for a a while.

Greatwhiteturtle · 8 months

Ah a fine picture of the Canadian airforce.

darthjon · 8 months

Actually I think the grizzly bear population is largest in Alaska, so Canada, DON'T FUCK WITH AMERICA, we've got a bear shotgun held at your side

Gcat · 8 months

Don't worry we won't. France has done enough damage.

cleever · 8 months

Canadian here. I am sorry.

Not_Bad_Advice · 8 months

Oh shush you're tummy's just upset from drinking maple syrup again. Just lay down and be quiet while daddy works.

Elefane · 8 months

I'm hearin ya loud and clear.

samtravis · 8 months

WHOA! this is from "World of Synnibarr" I think. I hear Raven C.S. McCracken is writing a new version!

ExodusRex · 8 months

Canada, if you had bears like that we would steal 'em.

RaginBull · 8 months

It's not the flying bears with laser firing eyes that have kept us out. Oh no. It's something much more sinister.

It's Celine Dion.

She's been weaponized and is the only deterrent that has kept the US from invading and annexing Canada over the last 20 years.

lawlzorz17 · 8 months

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ooh, i needed a good laugh, aaahhh. Our military superiority over you is actually funny. do not test America again Canada, now give us that pipeline!

PresidentSkroob16 · 8 months

Dear Canada, You don't have oil...

YNot1989 · 8 months

Oh its on bitch. We've been looking for an excuse to conquer you for a LONG time.

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