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[–]Intolerance 176 points177 points ago

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[–]wilsnat 43 points44 points ago

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Yes. This is the logical next step.

[–]Intolerance 28 points29 points ago

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Thumbfist evolved into Thumbthumb!

[–]Phoequinox 5 points6 points ago

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Why is this making me laugh so much. . .

[–]xyzornat 4 points5 points ago

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Probably because it is funny. That usually does it for me.

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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But it makes me feel so stupid for laughing at it.

[–]xyzornat 1 point2 points ago

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I was just jealous. I realized that, if I lost my hand, I can't ever get this tattoo because I would just be reposting.

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

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Get a tattoo of a chicken drumstick.:)

[–]cyberslick188 11 points12 points ago

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What is this from?

[–]sexybabyjesus 31 points32 points ago

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Spy Kids.

[–]cyberslick188 52 points53 points ago

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Oh, that's the critical think piece that swept the oscars a few years back right?

[–]doucheplayer 21 points22 points ago

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im sorry but i think you're confusing shark boy and lava girl with spy kids.

[–]Trip_McNeely 13 points14 points ago

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No, no, you're thinking of Cody Banks.

[–]spryte333 21 points22 points ago

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Its AGENT Cody Banks! that kid didn't go through a whole week of training just to be called plain Cody Banks.

[–]Trip_McNeely 9 points10 points ago

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Shit, no disrespect meant.

[–]spryte333 4 points5 points ago

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I'll make sure he knows. You're off the list now, so don't worry about it :P

[–]Bth8 3 points4 points ago

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Spy Kids

[–]gorbok 5 points6 points ago

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[–]WubU2 1 point2 points ago

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I just realized it kinda looks like a middle finger being stuck up.

[–]wubbels89 1 point2 points ago

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my first thought was that i was a penis

[–]slyscribe401 -2 points-1 points ago

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My thoughts exactly.

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[–]Chaytup 5 points6 points ago

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I liked the first one.

[–]Ted417 2 points3 points ago

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The first one was great. The second one was okay. The third one was bleh... The fourth one... I haven't seen it, and I wouldn't want to watch it...

[–]appoloman 8 points9 points ago

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But the third one was in 3 D

[–]Not_Steve 1 point2 points ago

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Instantly makes it better.

[–]sfriniks 0 points1 point ago

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The fourth one is alright at best.

[–]Bloody_Whombat 39 points40 points ago

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1, 2, 3, 4 i declare a thumb war... (shit)

[–]lepuma 1 point2 points ago

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She's going pro

[–]AlmostPoseidon 102 points103 points ago

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Nail'd it.

[–]iNOTgoodATcomp 56 points57 points ago

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As a rule of thumb, I try not to make fun of others' misfortunes.

[–]marnargulus 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah, I mean, clearly this guy is all fingers and thumbs.

[–]AlmostPoseidon 34 points35 points ago

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Seriously though, I'd give my right arm to be as cool as him

[–]PoopNoodle 33 points34 points ago

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Well played. Let's give this guy a hand!

[–]Vintagejosh 39 points40 points ago

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I tried to think of something for this thread but I am stumped.

[–]YodaBrains187 17 points18 points ago

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Don't worry, I'm sure you will think of something, just thumb through some books and I'm sure you will think of something

[–]VentusInsulae 11 points12 points ago

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Guys, I'm going to have to give you all a slap on your wrists if you don't let this matter rest.

[–]Azryel 6 points7 points ago

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I don't think they have the grasp of common decency.

[–]DeathBuffalo 8 points9 points ago

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All you gotta to do is show them the back of your hand.

[–]Cxizent 7 points8 points ago

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You've got to hand it to the guy, he's taking it well.

[–]VonBargenJL 0 points1 point ago

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had to go down this far to read a comment describing what it was supposed to be...

[–]mrpunaway 11 points12 points ago

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Thumb thing is amiss.

[–]Korkymann 6 points7 points ago

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Thumb thing ith amith.

I think it works better if you carry the lisp all the way through the sentence.

[–]uepvup 1 point2 points ago

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He messed up a perfect opportunity to be meteroid prime

[–]ForeverUnclean 31 points32 points ago

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Well that settles it. If I ever need part of my arm amputated, I'm getting a big penis tattooed on the stub.

[–]jonsayshello 13 points14 points ago

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Thumb war grand master.

[–]kellyhelly 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Cheeseomlett 15 points16 points ago

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[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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I'm surprised that nobody, nobody, in 3 hours of reddit time, had yet made a "fingering a girl" joke in here !

[–]ci5ic 2 points3 points ago

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You just be glad this guy ain't your proctologist!

[–]Ramuh 2 points3 points ago

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Just saw this thread and i immediately though about that. What happened here?

[–]supernewf54 6 points7 points ago

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Fisting? Naw, just fingering. Better?

[–]ZiggyPox 2 points3 points ago

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well, technically "stumping". It just sounds so wrong.

[–]supernewf54 0 points1 point ago

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I think we may have taken it too far. Schlupping?

[–]photodw 8 points9 points ago

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Thumb Wrestling GOD.

[–]PBXbox 5 points6 points ago

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I gotta hand it too him, that's pretty original.

[–]jfisch808[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Just think of how big his nose must be

[–]Connor0218 2 points3 points ago

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I Hate When People Type Like This.

[–]evanthesquirrel 8 points9 points ago

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Have you seen this redditor?

[–]glassesjacketshirt 1 point2 points ago

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what ever happened to draw that on my nub chick

[–]megamoose4 1 point2 points ago

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who wants to get fingered?

[–]CollateralHamage 1 point2 points ago

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anyone need their prostate checked?

[–]MorningSideMayor 2 points3 points ago

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Biggest thumbs up ever.

[–]inaneInTheMembrane 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pm079 5 points6 points ago

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Yep, Reaction_On_My_Nub was my first thought too.

[–]KyleAndrus17 1 point2 points ago

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Congrats on making the front page twice in a day.

[–]Outofmany 0 points1 point ago

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At least he has a sense of humor because if he didn't it would be much harder for me to hide how uncomfortable this makes me feel.

[–]ImProbablyThatGuy 0 points1 point ago

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At least he doesn't have to trim it, right guys? Guys?

[–]TheHotness 0 points1 point ago

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He also has a nice purse?

[–]THA_COOL 0 points1 point ago

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How does he work out his arm? all i can think of is resistance bands.

[–]janvankonijnenburg 0 points1 point ago

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Oh dear, he's all thumbs

[–]ps02210 0 points1 point ago

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His girlfriend loves it when he fingers her...

[–]NeonMan 0 points1 point ago

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Fingering has a whole new dimention...

[–]Azumango 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Endomandioviza 0 points1 point ago

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Now he just needs a boody sized glove costume…

[–]tacopizzaking 0 points1 point ago

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I DECLARE A TOTAL THUMBWAR

[–]GexGecko 0 points1 point ago

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I'll get those Ripping Friends if it's the last thing I do!!!

[–]AlphaKlams 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gonna be honest, at first I thought he was going for some kind of Metroid charge beam or something.

[–]kikenazz 0 points1 point ago

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He also has a huge finger

[–]payto360 0 points1 point ago

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For those in the know, I'll just leave this here...

[–]Mustangarrett 0 points1 point ago

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Is it rude to burst out laughing?

[–]sfcjohn 0 points1 point ago

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This brings a whole new definition to fingering women.

[–]NAK3DWOOKI3 0 points1 point ago

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a sense of humer(us)?

[–]Racer1 0 points1 point ago

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i'd give him a thumbs up

[–]edo5019 0 points1 point ago

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French Redditors: Does this remind you of the guy with the thumbs for feet from Brice de Nice?

[–]chasaurus 0 points1 point ago

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...because without that arm he's barely dateable?

[–]OnlineGrandpa 0 points1 point ago

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say "ah"!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And that's why you always leave a note.

[–]Mightyvvhitey 0 points1 point ago

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i liked the Batman: Animated series Harley's voice better. this one sounds like truffles from Chowder.

[–]redgroupclan 0 points1 point ago

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Fooled me at first glance.

[–]bijibijmak 0 points1 point ago

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Where's Reaction_On_My_Nub you want her?

[–]killerjamesbond 0 points1 point ago

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Should've drawn a clenched fist. :D

[–]wary6 0 points1 point ago

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Its patrick Star!!!

[–]TheMarshma 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was a mega man x buster, but really badly drawn. then I realized it was a thumb and was like wtf, an x buster is a way better choice.

[–]worried2012 0 points1 point ago

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[–]johnmichael956 0 points1 point ago

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That's a woman. She has a purse!

[–]king_of_bfe 0 points1 point ago

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its kinda like he got his middle finger back

[–]whiteguycash -1 points0 points ago

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He'll sure need one. He doesn't have a hand.

[–]i-love-tacos -1 points0 points ago

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GENIUS!

[–]empty-pen -1 points0 points ago

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Hey, Pull my finger.

[–]modeK -1 points0 points ago

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Megan Fox?

[–]Raeki -1 points0 points ago

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What a nub.

[–]Larrytron -1 points0 points ago

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One two three four! I declare a thu... oh nevermind.

[–]flume -1 points0 points ago

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Based on the thumbnail (no pun intended):

IT'S A TRAP!

[–]tooktheredpill -1 points0 points ago

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wow, how clever. let's all give this guy a hand.

[–]Too_Honest_Guy -1 points0 points ago

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Whatever happened to him, he probably deserved it.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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"Gotta hand it to him. Get it?" Everyone stop saying this, it's not funny. Also predictable. I have to hand it to you for trying it though.

[–]nodefect -2 points-1 points ago

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If you're funny and you know it clap your hands...

[–]gotnate -1 points0 points ago

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What is the sound of one hand clapping?

claps with 1 hand

[–]seventy-7 -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm high right now sop looking at that is just a head fuck

[–]Boilme0 -2 points-1 points ago

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Lets give him a hand eh..eh?

I'm going to hell.

[–]Mechling -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like an open mouth with a big front tooth.

[–]Garyuu 0 points1 point ago

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I came here just to see if I was the only one who thought that.