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[–]captain_spaulding512 451 points452 points ago

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Relevant NSFW

[–]Franholio 193 points194 points ago

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My childhood has just been... made infinitely more awesome.

[–]captain_spaulding512 85 points86 points ago

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oh yea.. I've waited so long to see those warlocks. Apparantley theres a big shower scene in a movie with her. Only thing is I can't figure out what movie.

[–]irish711 92 points93 points ago*

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[–]captain_spaulding512 23 points24 points ago

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THANK YOU.

[–]Offensive_Brute 16 points17 points ago

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THAT WAS HER!?!?!

[–]PrincessKeona 2 points3 points ago

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You are a god. I will be renting that soon.

[–]HYPN007IC 39 points40 points ago

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wat is renting

[–]PrincessKeona 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, I was going to link you to a Redbox site, but it's currently down. :(

[–]VDr4g0n 0 points1 point ago

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This reminded me of Heavy Rain. Never replayed a game so many times...

[–]SharksInSuits 37 points38 points ago

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Upvote for "warlocks"

[–]The_Adventurist 49 points50 points ago

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Why do her boobs look like they're dead?

[–]Chromavita 37 points38 points ago

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That's the twist ending.

[–]bronameth 38 points39 points ago

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My thought process: Oh I forgot about Ren Stevens....wonder if she got naked yet. |enters thread|

So proud.

[–]Tartantyco 4 points5 points ago

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My thought process was: "She's only one year older than me, I have a shot!"

[–]fireshaper 16 points17 points ago

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Source?

[–]_Battletoads 110 points111 points ago

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She was in Mirrors 2. video included Definitely NSFW

[–]witty_account_name 34 points35 points ago

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my favorite comment on that page:

and Kudos to Disney for yet another Disney Channel star to grow up and get naked…

Who knew Walt was such a pervy bastard?

[–]ggushea 5 points6 points ago

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i did

[–]whisk3rs 5 points6 points ago

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Dear god, why is she shaving without shaving cream! CRINGE

[–]sorrybutwrong 3 points4 points ago

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Why would you wipe the blood off on a towel and not just rinse it off? ಠ_ಠ

[–]weff47 0 points1 point ago

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the water acts as an anti-coagulant keeping the blood from thickening and stopping

[–]arcanition 3 points4 points ago

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My thoughts, in order of watching the video:

  1. Nice tits.
  2. Why the fuck did she feel the water, shake the water off her hand, then get into the shower?
  3. What the hell is with the ominous music?
  4. Why did a GIANT glob of blood come out when she cut herself while shaving?
  5. Is this a fucking porn scene or a horror movie?!

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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her giant fake tits are awesome

[–]Din0saurDrugs 18 points19 points ago

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[–]pottercron 23 points24 points ago*

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woah waoh lets not go crushing dreams here. that was only to make this shot. she is definitely nude for the rest. This was a straight to dvd film. they're not going to spend the time and money do make someone clothed look naked. especially when there's so many people out there perfectly willing to do a nude scene

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Amazing CGI. You'd think with all that Even Steven's money she could afford to get a better boob job.

[–]ggushea 7 points8 points ago

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downvote for ruining my night

[–]SkepticalOrange 2 points3 points ago

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According to IMDb's goofs, her character is wearing a beige bra in that scene which, after a quick google search, is the kind shown in the green screened version. It is marked in the "goofs" section due to the fact that it shows her wearing it, cuts to the guy seeing this, and when it cuts back the bra is gone. So not fake digitally, just bad editing.

[–]usesunblock 2 points3 points ago

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WHAT? NO! NOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[–]educatedbywolves 1 point2 points ago

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adulthood ruined

[–]dangeraardvark 7 points8 points ago

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No, Stephanie Tanner's giant, fake tits are awesome. This chick's bolt-ons are just embarrassing for everyone involved

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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That woman needs some fat on her body. Those things looked like they were going to burst out of that little skeleton.

[–]redpoint13 101 points102 points ago

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Thanks mom.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points ago

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You are welcome. Now go make me some grandchildren!

[–]WomenzRightsLoL 11 points12 points ago

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nice tits, nice hips, hourglass figure... no need for any more cushion. Thanks for your opinion though, but remember....

"ya well..that's just like your opinion man"

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

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TIL that a visible skeleton is an hourglass figure.

[–]Offensive_Brute 7 points8 points ago

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hour glass lobsters?

[–]The-Dudemeister 2 points3 points ago

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Nope. She's perfect.

[–]freerangetrousers 10 points11 points ago

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I don't like that her boobs are so still.

[–]socatevoli 120 points121 points ago

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[–]freerangetrousers 15 points16 points ago

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But but , I don't look any thing li..... ah fuck it who am I kidding.

[–]Offensive_Brute 8 points9 points ago

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same. I like some jiggling and a little swinging on boobs.

[–]Epicman 1 point2 points ago

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It seems like the whole point of that scene, from this clip, is just to show off her body and see her naked haha.

I've never seen the movie though, so I don't really know.

Either way, glad to see she has kept that body of hers and made it even better!

[–]Geschirrspulmaschine 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry, has Ren Stevens never heard of a washcloth?

[–]McBauce 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, that made me want to take a shower so bad. It's cold up in dis bitch.

[–]captain_spaulding512 8 points9 points ago

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I just googled Ren Stevens, man.

[–]mastranios 27 points28 points ago

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Sir, there are no words to describe the joy you have just given me. If only I could go back and give this to my 13 year old self.

[–]stash0606 9 points10 points ago

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after careful analysis, I can safely say that she is wearing some kind of white patch to cover her vajayay. This has been a message sponsored by Science.

[–]Llero 6 points7 points ago

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I hate being at work when this sort of stuff happens.

[–]IS_THIS_ONE_TAKEN 1 point2 points ago

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Have an upvote for my sympathy.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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[–]The_designer_pro 5 points6 points ago

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[–]serenne 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. I was enjoying that video until she snapped off her neck.

...I prefer the photos.

[–]RonaldRayGunJr 4 points5 points ago

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You forgot to mention the part where she gets decapitated by the glass shower door shortly after this scene.

[–]brianbrianbrian 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think they made it all the way through before they finished.

[–]ChickenGuy 3 points4 points ago

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No amount of Dust-Off can fix this keyboard now...

[–]Epicman 2 points3 points ago

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Oh man...you are my best friend now.

thank you so much.

Good god I really did not expect her to turn out THAT fucking hot. That is retarded attractive.

[–]TheBrowncoat88 4 points5 points ago

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Something good/weird about finding stuff like this on characters you watched as a kid.

[–]gggggrrrrrrrrr 6 points7 points ago

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commenting so i can come back later and click on this link when i'm not in class...

[–]AlwaysGettingHopOns 1 point2 points ago

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gajhdg

[–]yarmulke 1 point2 points ago

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Not commenting to view after work. Not at all.

[–]ploz 3 points4 points ago

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Nice plastic bags.

[–]bbbb040 1 point2 points ago

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Browsing reddit in class.. Debate clicking the nsfw link anyways for 5 min. Decided to log in just to save this to view later.

[–]piflerwerwer 1 point2 points ago

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you will not be dissapointed

[–]Ironic_Maiden 0 points1 point ago

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I love you

[–]MrConfucius 0 points1 point ago

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I love you.

[–]gamesage53 0 points1 point ago

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Tagging to see later. For relevance...

[–]PrincessKeona 0 points1 point ago

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OH MY GOD what movie is this? I need to rent it PRONTO!!! I've always loved her!

[–]CanadaEh97 0 points1 point ago

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Her tits are amazing.

[–]neuromonkey 0 points1 point ago

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... (NSFW)

[–]MagiesNoms 80 points81 points ago

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Maybe he was actually 20 or 30 years old when he did the show. He sure looks a lot older than 21 now. His IMDB page says he's still just 5 feet tall. Jason Earles played a 15 year old on Hannah Montana when he was about 30, and they tried to cover up his birthdate for the longest time on IMDB.

[–]mogleigh 45 points46 points ago

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He actually lived in my hometown around the time Even Stevens was on air and my friends and I would see him around every so often...at the fair: OH MY GOD BEANS! At the mall: OH MY GOD BEANS! At the movie theater: OH MY GOD BEANS! etc.

He was definitely about 13-15 at the time; not to mention probably annoyed as fuck. Did you notice him in the T-Mobile Christmas commercials last month? Poor kid just isn't aging well.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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THAT'S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM!!!!

[–]arcticwolf91 1 point2 points ago

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I knew that was him in the commercial!!

[–]ArgyleRobot 0 points1 point ago

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My town also... he used to come in to where I work and was a total ass I hear. I never saw him when I was working though.

[–]lethal_weapon_five 14 points15 points ago

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That's hilarious. Did he just never finish puberty? ..... That also makes the relationship between him and Miley kind of pedoey.

[–]Javier_Disco 32 points33 points ago

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Relationship? I thought he played her brother...

[–]Dizmn 50 points51 points ago

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This is Billy Ray Cyrus's family we're talking about here.

[–]Bethurz 9 points10 points ago

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How the hell did you end up with -1 downvote?

[–]Dizmn 2 points3 points ago

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I've been trying to figure that out, actually.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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dont break my heart..OR THE FAMILY TREE

[–]Offensive_Brute 16 points17 points ago

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Hannah Montana is one of those weird shows where the female co-star is was hotter than the female lead.

[–]dacona 22 points23 points ago

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That's So Raven

[–]Offensive_Brute 26 points27 points ago

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HELL YEAH. that show was a straight up "who can successfully hide their massive rack contest."

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago*

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Anneliese, I'd van der her Pol if you know what I'm saying.

edit: OH GOD I TAKE IT BACK

[–]Franholio 1 point2 points ago

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I always loved her character, until they turned her from "cute nerdy girl who cares about animals" to "full retard."

[–]Offensive_Brute 1 point2 points ago

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i'd hit that.

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[–]lethal_weapon_five 4 points5 points ago

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The osmith sister?

[–]Offensive_Brute 9 points10 points ago

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Osment yes.

[–]hookedupphat 31 points32 points ago

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The dad's name was fucking Steve Stevens. I could never get past that.

[–]MoDub 11 points12 points ago

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Could have been worse. Could have been Steven Stevens.

[–]duksa 6 points7 points ago

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Somehow, I don't see Stephen Stevens as a problem though...

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 1 point2 points ago

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Douglas MacArthur's dad's name was Arthur MacArthur.

[–]TheWizKelly 0 points1 point ago

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[–]vorticalbeans 25 points26 points ago

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Can't forget about Tawny aka Margo Harshman.

[–]N0V0w3ls 16 points17 points ago

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I knew I couldn't be the only one. She was always the most attractive one to me.

[–]vorticalbeans 4 points5 points ago

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I had the BIGGEST crush on her when I was a kid and watched this show. Literally had her as my desktop background for a while. :P

[–]mckelroy88 2 points3 points ago

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whoa. she's all of sudden very attractive

[–]NJ_Lyons 2 points3 points ago

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She looks like a girl Jesse Pinkman.

[–]Franholio 1 point2 points ago

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The precursor to Zooey Deschanel.

[–][deleted] 172 points173 points ago

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Beans lives in Fresno, CA. I had friends that met him or ran into him at River Park or whatever. They said he's an ultra religious douchebag but coming from Fresno/Clovis, that isn't surprising. His mom would come into my sonic when I was a carhop and brag about him and show me pictures being like,"ISN'T MY SON SO HANDSOME?" I didn't recognize him and thought the picture she was showing me was someone with downs.

[–]j1202 99 points100 points ago

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He does look very downsy.

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[–]aptrapani 26 points27 points ago

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I do not think he has fetal alcohol syndrome. I think he is just your average, run-of-the-mill ugly.

[–]arcticwolf91 24 points25 points ago

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[–]blacklight_ 0 points1 point ago

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HOBBITSES.

[–]illegal_deagle 10 points11 points ago

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This comment blew my mind. We all categorize people subconsciously and I definitely had a stereotype in my head of dumb trashy people - they almost all have these features. Wow.

[–]hyperinsane 23 points24 points ago

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He doesn't have downs?! I've never watched the show, so I was confused about a submission being upvoted that is making fun of someone with down's syndrome.

[–]thecrunchycouch 24 points25 points ago

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I guess we can say he's... down with the syndrome?

[–]PeterJerome 8 points9 points ago

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Syndrome of a Down

[–]stash0606 11 points12 points ago

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He's maybe a little...disturbed, you would say?

[–]NJ_Lyons 0 points1 point ago

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Man he looks a little old. I would say he has an extra 21 years. ehh fuck I'm bad at this.

[–]mogleigh 15 points16 points ago

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I used to always see him at River Park too! I couldn't tell if it was just me or he was really a douche. Glad to finally clear that up after all these years.

[–]Finssufari 5 points6 points ago

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I saw him at River Park too. Fresno unite!

[–]LetsTryScience 3 points4 points ago*

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I lived in Fresno for 6 years, then I escaped. I hope you make it out of there.

[–]arcticwolf91 1 point2 points ago

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I went to Fresno once. NEVER AGAIN!

[–]LetsTryScience 2 points3 points ago

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Fresno has bad air, meth, gangs, teen pregnancy, and STDs. Hell of a town.

When I left I made a pledge to not visit for at least 10 years.

[–]xdeadnotsleepingx 3 points4 points ago

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My Religion teacher does that. Her son is Xavier Samuels.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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i dont know who he is but i googled him and he's very attractive.

[–]xdeadnotsleepingx 2 points3 points ago

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Our entire school is forced to know this fact, as the outside of her office is plastered with pictures of him.

When he first starred in some Twilight film, she actually came into every class, over the course of a week, to show everyone in the school this magazine interview with him.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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thats sweet that she's so proud but the fact shes a religion teacher gives me the creeps

[–]xdeadnotsleepingx 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, we weren't allowed to sell tickets to the movie her son was in to fundraise, because it's about the supernatural and occult.

Her rulings.

[–]mathmexican4234 1 point2 points ago

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I live in Fresno, well actually between Fresno and Clovis in tarpey villiage. Can't say I disagree with anything in your assessment.

[–]Pr0nade 19 points20 points ago

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well 90s children can go ahead and die happy now

[–]Alienkid 28 points29 points ago

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Beans always looked like he had a touch of Down Syndrome

[–]thesplendor 13 points14 points ago

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Just a smidge.

[–]Chanz 6 points7 points ago

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More like a shot's worth.

[–]IamMafka 57 points58 points ago

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Beans hasn't aged well

[–]dsr541 81 points82 points ago

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yes thank you

[–]Sniperman 10 points11 points ago

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is that you beans?

[–]Thor4269 53 points54 points ago

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No, this is patrick.

[–]DrSpacemanatlantic 5 points6 points ago

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Dave?

[–]Thor4269 23 points24 points ago

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No, this is Patrick!

[–]Chihuey 6 points7 points ago

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It's hard to age well when you don't start well.

[–]boinger 1 point2 points ago

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thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]mastranios 9 points10 points ago

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ahahahahaha. OH MY GOD! fucking beans man, i never thought I would have to think about that kid ever again.

[–]shinako 7 points8 points ago

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OH MY GOD DAMN MY EYES!

[–]Dawgysnacks 6 points7 points ago

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The only change to Beans was the hair on his forehead moved to his face

[–]UnknownArchive 47 points48 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
You know your childhood is gone when your childhood idols grow up to look like people that would rape you as a child. 4coms 2pts 1dy funny
Beans. 5coms 5pts 1mo funny
In case you were wondering... 25coms 212pts 1mo funny
You thought neville's change was impressive... 0coms 0pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]IZ3820 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you. You do a deity's work.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, love the title of the first one.

[–]jimmy_legs 12 points13 points ago

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But he has changed! Now he's sophisticated.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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He has really nice...eyes?

[–]Doombringer223 5 points6 points ago

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Is he starting to go bald?

[–]duksa 4 points5 points ago

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He's been bald unfortunately

[–]hisbitch 6 points7 points ago

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Thats...so...sad...

[–]sublogic 4 points5 points ago

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One does not simply grow out of the name 'Beans'.

[–]the_bossman 5 points6 points ago

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BACON!!

[–]bigwiff 9 points10 points ago

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anytime i see beans i just hear his freakin laugh

[–]hehehe99 5 points6 points ago

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Beans is like, a fourth of a chromosome away from down syndrome.

[–]SonVolt 4 points5 points ago

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Sadly, this is his most recent work.

[–]Emleaux 2 points3 points ago

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I hate that I will never ever forget the character Beans' real name:

Bernard Aranguren.

No, that's not the actor's real name - it's the character's real name.

[–]Miss_Bee 9 points10 points ago

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His parents were giant insects.

[–]gargamak 2 points3 points ago

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the fuck kind of name is Beans??

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's a nickname. His real name is Bernard Aranguren.

[–]accioreddit 2 points3 points ago

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beans.....rough

[–]4011isbananas 5 points6 points ago

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DEA notice Beans as a Christmas Elf in a recent cell phone ad?

[–]aWildchildo[!] 15 points16 points ago

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what would the Drug Enforcement Agency want with Beans?

[–]4011isbananas 3 points4 points ago

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Yep. That was totally intentional.

[–]Dizmn 2 points3 points ago

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That was terrifying. And a boner-killer. That T-Mobile girl is hot.

[–]w3sticles 1 point2 points ago

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Surely the young photo of beans can't be from the same time as Louis and Ren (who by the way has got pretty bang)?

[–]wanderinhebrew 1 point2 points ago

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Fuckin Beans...

[–]selfish_king 1 point2 points ago

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BEEEAAAAANNNSSS!

[–]TheThirteenth 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit beans what did I tell you

[–]MotorBoat12 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know beans and i don't mean to sound mean, but does he have downs syndrome?

[–]djivan 1 point2 points ago

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I should have not scrolled down. :/

[–]Dragon_yum 1 point2 points ago

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At least he didn't grow up to be a douche...

[–]PhotoshopMogul 1 point2 points ago

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fucking beans.

[–]kikenazz 1 point2 points ago

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BACON!?

[–]terpes 1 point2 points ago

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Beans is the Clint Howard of the younger generation.

[–]Sad_Corn 1 point2 points ago

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No woman cuts their self shaving after the age of 12.

[–]yerasimos 1 point2 points ago

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HIS NAME WAS BEANS

[–]JGPH 3 points4 points ago

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Is that last guy slow? Just curious.

[–]popojala 3 points4 points ago

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Who are these Stevenses? Shia used to be a boy, now is a douche?

[–]deadgreystar 23 points24 points ago

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Never seen Even Stevens? It was a kids show in the 90s.

EDIT: woah started in 2000, my mistake.

[–]The_Noisemaker 12 points13 points ago

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whoah. I did not realize this.

[–]Akiba89 25 points26 points ago

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You also think 1990 was 10 years ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well, it was!

[–]Darksider94 1 point2 points ago

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Hmmmm. I would have thought it was a 90s show too. I also figured it was too good of a show to have started in 2000s xD

[–]skacr0w 8 points9 points ago

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Seriously it took like 15 comments for me to find out wtf this was referring to.

[–]Buried_Sleeper 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea who these people are.

[–]8-bit_d-boy 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it's not like we shouldn't have seen this coming.

[–]bubbachet 0 points1 point ago

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His forehead has grown...how's that possible?

[–]dauz3 0 points1 point ago

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Beans gets 0 play

[–]rubsnick 0 points1 point ago

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Tha fuck happend to him?

[–]theultimatetk 0 points1 point ago

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Mark Avery: Hi, I'm Mark Avery - you know, I like to keep my pimp hands strong [waving hands, gesturing] Mark Avery: You dig, Cracker? Ya feel me? Phil Weston: What does that mean? Mark Avery: I don't know, I heard it on a rap video once. But I'm really funny. I've got like a million jokes. Phil Weston: Great, I'd love to hear one. Shoot. Mark Avery: Remember the time when you caught and you fell over? Phil Weston: Right, yeah... Mark Avery: [all the kids laugh] Ha ha! I got ya good! I burned ya! I got ya, bad! Phil Weston: How did I get burned? Okay, apparently I don't get it.

[–]LetsTryScience 0 points1 point ago

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My girlfriend went to school with that kid Beans, "Steven Anthony Lawrence." It was some tiny Christan school in Fresno that had about 14 students. Apparently he was stupid and obnoxious.

[–]Fridgeburn 0 points1 point ago

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There are some people that you never want to see grow up.

[–]HustlerThug 0 points1 point ago

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To me, they look the same, but without smiling.

[–]maybehelp244 0 points1 point ago

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feelsbadman

[–]akulakrieg 0 points1 point ago

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Poor guy is destined as a typecast elf in every movie from now on.

[–]dishie 0 points1 point ago

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Well, that's just unfortunate.

[–]depakchokeya 0 points1 point ago

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Why is it I always thought that guy was Shia Lebouf?

[–]LamasMakeLulz 1 point2 points ago

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It is Shia Lebouf...Louis Stevens is the character.

[–]depakchokeya 4 points5 points ago

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Im retarded.....ill take my toys and go home now

[–]Karl_Marx_ 0 points1 point ago

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Ren is so sexy.

[–]Jon2397 0 points1 point ago

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beans

[–]sundayultimate 0 points1 point ago

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Now I am imagining that this is what Kim Possible would have looked like by now, but with red hair. This just made my day