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[–]airpower47 153 points154 points ago

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[–][deleted] 104 points105 points ago

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From comments-

Hurt Locker II, Electric Boogaloo

[–]speednugget 21 points22 points ago*

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"There's enough bang in there to send us all to Jesus.. If I'm gonna die.. I'm gonna die comfortable."

[–]Ha_window 17 points18 points ago

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thanks to you I am now procrastinating by watching photos of soldiers doing silly shit. Thanks

[–]malic3 6 points7 points ago

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we do more than just silly shit, we blow shit up too....

[–]Kubaker1 6 points7 points ago

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Support your nation's soldiers!

[–]InvaderDJ 1 point2 points ago

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Watching soldiers ghost riding on Bradleys and Humvees is hilarious.

[–]31stPhoenix 0 points1 point ago

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Echo.. It makes me horny >:D

[–]Woovie 31 points32 points ago

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Yes, thank you. It's much better with the Lady GaGa.

[–]MrWilliam 9 points10 points ago

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Never thought I'd hear Lady GaGa and Notorious B.I.G. in the same video.

[–]Woovie 1 point2 points ago

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It was bound to happen eventually, better than a weird remix.

[–]Xer0day 0 points1 point ago

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I like his Randall Graves strut at 1:45

[–]vividboarder 5 points6 points ago

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Nice. Extended Original Dancing!

[–]inferno719 1 point2 points ago

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That's pretty awesome =) Gotta say, I'd love to have a job that requires me to wear full body armor like that. Every day would be exciting, I'm sure of it.

[–]prosequare 2 points3 points ago

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Many EOD techs end up dead, disabled, or emotionally wrecked. I thought about doing it until I talked to people in the field.

Be a mechanic- we get body armor, too.

[–]inferno719 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I was afraid that might be the reality. What injures them, explosions? Body armor can only do so much?

[–]prosequare 1 point2 points ago

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Explosions, secondary (booby-trap) explosions, ambush fire, firefights, IEDs, etc. In Baghdad, insurgents would plant fake IEDs, wait for EOD to show up, and shoot at EOD, knowing how important they were. Or plant real IEDs under the fake IED. Or set off a small IED, wait until troops and EOD showed up, then set off a much larger IED to take the whole group out. They came up with some pretty devious tactics that I would not want to be on the receiving end of. I have nothing but respect for EOD.

[–]stevesonaplane 0 points1 point ago

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Now I gotta go listen to some biggie smalls dropping shit like a pigeon.

[–]REPOST_THE_GROUCH -5 points-4 points ago

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GRRR, REPOST, GRRR!

[–]teeker95 337 points338 points ago

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You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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Awesome. Awesome to the max.

[–]Dickfore 38 points39 points ago

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don't you worry about planet express. let me worry about blank.

[–]Wazowski 21 points22 points ago

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My only regret is that I have... Boneitis.

[–]Diddomatic 6 points7 points ago

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One company was close to a cure. But I arranged a hostile take over an sold off all the assets. Made a cool hundred mill.

[–]mrMirage 3 points4 points ago

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Hit the retaliate button!

[–]JeremyR22 4 points5 points ago

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Which one?!

[–]FuzzBeast 4 points5 points ago

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THEY ALL RETALIATE!

[–]JeremyR22 1 point2 points ago

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OW!

[–]_newtothis 0 points1 point ago

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HEY YOU'RE GET NOSE BLEEDS IN THE SHOWER!

[–]Dickfore 1 point2 points ago

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YES I DO GET NOSE BLEEDS IN THE SHOWER, THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME.

I miss polite_all_caps_guy

[–]Fengorn 49 points50 points ago

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You are a fan of Futurama as well?

[–]teeker95 129 points130 points ago

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Is the space pope reptilian?

[–]reptilian_space_pope 204 points205 points ago

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Yes

[–]so_this_is_reddit 50 points51 points ago

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Redditor for 6 months, you've waited your turn

[–]willysandglitter 14 points15 points ago

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Great effort!

[–]gburnaman 17 points18 points ago

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6 months and 26 days

I'm going to allow it.

[–]Dapwell 23 points24 points ago

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My only regret is that I have boneitis!

[–]drummer1059 8 points9 points ago

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'The flame decal will make the ship go faster.' 'What makes you think that?' 'I'm twelve'

[–]JeremyR22 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't that from The Route of All Evil rather than Future Stock?

/nitpick

[–]drummer1059 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, mr smarty pants. Just one of my favorite moments of the show.

[–]Olukon 5 points6 points ago

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Despite the hilarious boneitis quote from that episode, this was my favorite one.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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:O ANOTHER FAN OF FUTURAMA ON REDDIT? YOU DON'T SAY!

[–]ExplainsTheObvious 1 point2 points ago

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The Crocodylus Pontifex? You betcha...

[–]deathbytray 0 points1 point ago

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Da~~~~ space pope!

[–]likeyouropinion 7 points8 points ago

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Sweet Zombie Jesus!

[–]funksbro 1 point2 points ago

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I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

[–]DrewRWx 3 points4 points ago

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Want to upvote, but must... not... disturb... mystical equilibrium.

[–]Azoreman 1 point2 points ago

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I see what that downvote did

[–]FilterOutBullshit3 0 points1 point ago

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Especially since the dance in question really isn't that safe, and is in fact the precursor to moshing.

[–]N736RA 50 points51 points ago

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I want to live one day the way this man lives his life

[–]1nfid3l 14 points15 points ago

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you mean teetering on the razor's edge of death every day he goes to work?

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[–]DefinitelyRelephant 8 points9 points ago

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I've had the priveledge of meeting a couple of EOD specialists when I was in uniform.

They both struck me as incredibly good people.. and a little off their rocker.

These guys get a kick out of playing rock, paper, scissors with the grim reaper.

[–]dmdzine 0 points1 point ago

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I actually know a couple of EOD guys and their families. That line of work really gives one an appreciation for the little things.

[–]ne0n_valkyrie 57 points58 points ago

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The Hurt Locker deleted scenes were much better than the movie.

[–]SpaghettiWizard 8 points9 points ago

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It's funny because I can imagine him doing that

[–]disguy91 94 points95 points ago*

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This was on r/Wtf today here is the link http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/otpkm/i_dont_even/

[–]Reqol 32 points33 points ago

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[–]PostsLinkCorrectly 11 points12 points ago

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[–]eWaffle[S] 39 points40 points ago

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Thanks for pointing this out geesef, I found it on another non-reddit website, my posting this was purely a mistake. My bad bro.

[–]disguy91 49 points50 points ago

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Wasn't trying to be an ass dude

[–]willy_bum_bum 56 points57 points ago

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That is disappointing I'm totally an ass-dude kind of guy.

[–]pungkow 8 points9 points ago

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I never would have guessed, Willy_bum_bum.

[–]estomasi 2 points3 points ago

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I'm more of a leg dude, myself.

[–]eWaffle[S] 15 points16 points ago

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Neither was I. :)

[–]clicksnd 82 points83 points ago

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Now kiss.

[–]Hugh_Morris 49 points50 points ago

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and touch dicks

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Just the tips? Please?

[–]disguy91 3 points4 points ago

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Dutch rudder?

[–]eWaffle[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Double Dutch Rudder... preferably.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]iRideDragons 0 points1 point ago

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It's okay, they said "no homo".

[–]Im_more_ignorant 2 points3 points ago

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SMILEYS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER :) :) :)))):) :) :o) !!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha

[–]IRLpuddles 4 points5 points ago

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no.

[–]IRLpuddles 1 point2 points ago

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;)

[–]slevinkelevra07 3 points4 points ago

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Prepare for the CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!!!!

[–]eWaffle[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I'll donate some blood... Reddit likes it when people donate things right?

[–]slevinkelevra07 9 points10 points ago

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It depends... You must be an atheist that is donating blood after you saved a cat in the alley and posted nsfw pics of your girlfriend while eating bacon and not giving a single fuck...

And skyrim!

[–]ClericalNinja 1 point2 points ago

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fuck sopa

[–]schiesse 0 points1 point ago

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That about covers it. Those are things internet heroes are made of

[–]coffeeblues 0 points1 point ago

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shit I forgot about Skyrim and the beta update, THANKS!

[–]SkySilver 3 points4 points ago

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And before that it was on /r/gifs

[–]kloober 3 points4 points ago

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Good guy disguy91

Notices a repost

Politely mentions the other post to OP

[–]Skin969 25 points26 points ago

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[–]ScruffyOnTheInternet 20 points21 points ago

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Scruffy votes his forty thousand shares for the mysterious stranger.

[–]leviathing 10 points11 points ago

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Scruffy believes in this company

[–]ScruffyOnTheInternet 10 points11 points ago

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Mmhmm.

[–]Skin969 1 point2 points ago

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read that entirely in scruffy's voice and am happier for it

[–]DavidCru 1 point2 points ago

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My only regret is that I have...Boneitis.

[–]bigwiff 22 points23 points ago

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'murica

[–]blowconfused 8 points9 points ago

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fuck yeah!

[–]mccscott 11 points12 points ago

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i am sofaking glad he didn't step on anything explosive

[–]raging_asshole 13 points14 points ago

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Hah, I was waiting for him to step on a landmine the entire time. Glad it went a different way.

[–]mr_greenguy 10 points11 points ago

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Wow, and to think I was just listening to Safety Dance

[–]elperroborrachotoo 10 points11 points ago

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This should be listened to at least once a month.

For safety reasons, of course.

[–]mr_greenguy 3 points4 points ago

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Or sung to friends (mayhaps strangers) while dancing the safety dance off course. Also a very safe cakeday.

[–]NOACeulemans 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, those silly Lannisters.

[–]xsteve4578x 1 point2 points ago

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you should like this then

[–]mr_greenguy 1 point2 points ago

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That was amazing !

[–]if_it_moves_kiss_it 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a young Nathan Fillion?

[–]Tubastard 8 points9 points ago

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[–]5hithammer 4 points5 points ago

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JUGGERNAUT!

[–]Shnazzyone 5 points6 points ago

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Damn, literally reposted 24 hours later. Some people just can't even wait anymore. You know, maybe a week.

[–]Caesar_Epicus 2 points3 points ago

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You can dance if you want to You can leave your friends behind Because your friends don't dance And they don't dance because they stepped on a land mine.

[–]Deradius 8 points9 points ago

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Master Chief?

[–]etree 6 points7 points ago

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Bomb squad?

[–]greedyiguana 5 points6 points ago

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Patrick?

[–]BROKEN_T-800 2 points3 points ago

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Sarah Connor?

[–]SlipperyWhenWet5 0 points1 point ago

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Shepard.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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dog.

[–]drbaconboy 0 points1 point ago

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EOD2

[–]MrTrouble 3 points4 points ago

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I was waiting for something bad to happen-__-.

[–]ItsElectric15 2 points3 points ago

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If I were that guy and video Christmas cards existed, this would be that card

[–]FunkEnet 2 points3 points ago

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You can dance if you want to

[–]Fistfightswithpandas 1 point2 points ago

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Just don't step on landmines.

[–]j00zt1n 0 points1 point ago

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We can leave your friends behind

[–]King_of_Swamp_Castle 5 points6 points ago

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Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen lad, in 20 minites you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in England!

[–]KungFuHamster 0 points1 point ago

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Huge... tracts of land!

[–]Not_that_easy 5 points6 points ago

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Cool guys don't look at explosions.

[–]Relkeb 3 points4 points ago

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This is the 3rd time this post has made it to the front page... today.

[–]djtim546 1 point2 points ago

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repost

[–]SGuard15 1 point2 points ago

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Same exact gif was posted yesterday. It got less Karma...

[–]Jbrizown 1 point2 points ago

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Taxpayer dollars well spent

[–]gloomdoom 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus.

You people and your fucking .gifs. Being a redditor is like being a room full of cats who are all staring at the ground, waiting for the red laserbeam so they can chase it around.

[–]Matthew_P 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Original video this is from that I submitted 11 months ago:

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fkt18/navy_eod_technician_has_dance_skills/

[–]SNAFUBAR 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]euxneks 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a new TMNT movie?

[–]Shawn_of_the_Redd 3 points4 points ago

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I really want to believe this is real, but it's just got to be fake. Any EOD experts want to confirm?

[–]drbaconboy 2 points3 points ago

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Hi there. I work at the Mobile Unit that Kale (the guy in the bombsuit) I can confirm it's real. This is from his deployment in early 2011.

[–]MrTiberious 1 point2 points ago

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but the video was uploaded on the 25 of December, 2010.....

edit: youtube link

[–]drbaconboy 2 points3 points ago

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Meh. Fucked up on the dates. We have guys in and out every 6 months so after a while it all blends in. I can see if he will do an AMA though if that will make up for my timeline transgressions.

[–]MrTiberious 0 points1 point ago

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that would be awesome! :D

[–]thespag 7 points8 points ago

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I know some EOD guys, If this was during training I wouldn't put it past them.

[–]notanotherpyr0 4 points5 points ago

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I know some EOD guys, gasoline explosions like that are fairly mild and controllable(which is why Hollywood uses them which has more or less made them the definitive explosion in most peoples minds) compared to some of the stuff they work with. I've seen other dumb things done with gasoline explosions by EOD guys so this is somewhere in the probable to likely range leaning towards likely.

[–]Shawn_of_the_Redd 0 points1 point ago

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I stand edified. Now that I think about it more I see where I was being over-skeptical. All the high-speed explosives I've seen going off (read: C4 and hand grenades on Mythbusters) didn't have fireballs; they just seemed to be the instantaneous replacement of whatever was blowing up with a big cloud of smoke and debris. I guess if you can actually see a fireball exploding so slowly that our visual system can track its movement, that is one low-speed, low-power explosion.

[–]Legendman3 2 points3 points ago

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[–]iHoldfast 0 points1 point ago

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This is real. What makes you think its fake?

[–]Snodgrass82 3 points4 points ago

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We can dance if we want to ...

[–]PeanutButterMarmite 1 point2 points ago

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We can leave your friends behind...

[–]huzzah6 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, sorry to see this never took off. Better luck next time. By the way, I just looked at some of you comment history, and I'm a big fan of your work.

[–]PeanutButterMarmite 1 point2 points ago

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Ooh yay, I have a fan! (that, or my sarcasm detector is broken)

Anyway, I know this song by heart just to annoy my step-dad. He hates it x)

[–]Snodgrass82 1 point2 points ago

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Hehe awesome, at least one person followed up. Upvotes!

[–]Beatleboy62 1 point2 points ago

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"Go dance," they said.

"It will be safe," they said.

[–]kyle6513 2 points3 points ago

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That repost was incredibly quick.

[–]runner_fag 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, who saw that coming? Haha

[–]idosillythings 1 point2 points ago

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Repost

[–]lunardeathgod 1 point2 points ago

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wow give it at least 24 hours for another repost

[–]fett4evr 0 points1 point ago

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this is on the blooper reel on the hurt locker, or at least it should be

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is usually how I wake up in the morning

[–]berryhill 0 points1 point ago

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Okey, the hunt is over guys, this is the coolest guy on earth.

[–]brozilla_DC 0 points1 point ago

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why is he not shooting those guns?

[–]Dolgthvari 0 points1 point ago

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Bad. Ass. That guy is win. For ever.

[–]ShoilentGrin 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason, I thought a car would drive over him in the end.

[–]Thecolorfulscarf 0 points1 point ago

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We can dance if we want to. We can leave your freinds behind.......

[–]JGByron 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to the Cantina Band song as I watched this, amazing.

[–]getinshape 0 points1 point ago

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Cool guys dont look at explosions!!!!

[–]804R 0 points1 point ago

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Man, what I wouldn't do for an HD version of that last frame...

[–]hazard7645 0 points1 point ago

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hurtlocker and just dance had a kid

[–]SenTedStevens 0 points1 point ago

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That's no safety dance. He didn't even make an S shape with his hands to designate that it was, in fact, a safety dance.

[–]Ruined534 0 points1 point ago

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cool repost bro

[–]furywarrior 0 points1 point ago

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that suit is heavy as fuck. someone give this man a medal.

[–]SecretNerdBrah 0 points1 point ago

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It's the repost dance actually.

[–]moonski 0 points1 point ago

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literally posted yesterday. posted again and its back near the top.

the fuck reddit?

[–]Zero00430 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Rich_Cheese 0 points1 point ago

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I'm the Juggernaut Bitch

[–]MrMono1 0 points1 point ago

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[–]PhilosophicFruitFly 0 points1 point ago

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That guy is cool for the rest of his life.

[–]lifeisfucked 0 points1 point ago

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Man... life is fucked...

[–]blob209 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm... Just a man in a bamb suit dancing. Nothing really interesti- HOLY JESUS THAT'S AWESOME.

[–]Sielu 0 points1 point ago

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As a safety manager, I approve.

[–]withoutcats 0 points1 point ago

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The whole time watching this, I was thinking to myself

"EXPLOSIONEXPLOSIONEXPLOSIONEXPLOSIONEXPLOSION"

The ending satisfied me.

[–]thefinalfall 0 points1 point ago

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I want to be upset about wasting my tax dollars, but i can't.

[–]foshizzler 0 points1 point ago

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I laugh everytime I watch it

[–]DiddyCity 0 points1 point ago

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this was a lot more awesome than i thought it would be.

[–]sesharine 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't someone just post this in wtf?

[–]munchy508 0 points1 point ago

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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind...

[–]everythingchanges 0 points1 point ago

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Save

[–]hot_like_dimes 0 points1 point ago

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My father worked for the company who manufactured and designed these suits, Allen Vanguard. I fortunately got to wear one, and might I add - those are very heavy suits. Close to 100lbs. Kudos to the man dancing in one.

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

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That's not the safety dance.

[–]alphaorionis 0 points1 point ago

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Struttin' that ass, struttin' that ass...

[–]forza525 0 points1 point ago

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That was worth every second to watch the very end

[–]Crobos 0 points1 point ago

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juggernauts can dance?

[–]Manzaroon 0 points1 point ago

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I watched this while listening to "message in a bottle" so full of win

[–]missviolet 0 points1 point ago

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This + New Order's "Confusion" = Win.

[–]microcat4 0 points1 point ago

What people need to realize is that inside most overseas serviceman is still a 19-20 year old guy

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How I dance when I make it to the front page... literally (minus the guns and explosion) 1com -6pts 1hr funny
How I will react when I make the frontpage. 1com 0pts 4hrs funny
I don't even... 21hrs WTF
Meanwhile, on bomb patrol 95coms 1237pts 1dy gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]the_bryce_is_right 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was Adam off Mythbusters for a bit there as he's been known to do goofy dances in bomb suits.

[–]AcuraF1 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it might be Adam Savage.

[–]groihoos 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a Ninja Turtle

[–]MattBootyBulan 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to the song 1, 2 step and he had the perfect timing of the beat... -_-

[–]harasho 0 points1 point ago

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You're welcome.

(be sure to turn the sound of the first video off)

[–]allquestions 0 points1 point ago

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I just watched the whole thing with a stupid grin on my face. Thank you my friend.

[–]harasho 0 points1 point ago

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My day is always brighter when I can make 1 redditor smile!

[–]Jaykwon 0 points1 point ago

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He can dance if he wants to.. But he won't leave his friends behind..

[–]Softcorps_dn 0 points1 point ago

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BIG ASSSSSS TITTIESSS!

[–]cchambo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]brosephjyant 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cbfw86 0 points1 point ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]Scanning_lazers 0 points1 point ago

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I sang to this, the moment I got to.

"If your friends don't dance, well if they don't dance then their no friends of mine."

Explosion, best ending ever.

[–]silenti 0 points1 point ago

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As soon as I saw the bomb suit my thought process went "ok, waiting for the explosion... waiting for the explosion... waiting... waiting... aw guns? That's so bor- YES!!!"