Because fuck working

Darth_Monkey · 7 months

How does one breathe inside? ಠ_ಠ

edit: e *cry

legoman_86 · 7 months

because fuck breathing

psychonautilius · 7 months

They put a hole in it so you could touch your face.

Professor226 · 7 months

For those days you just wish you could climb back up into your mom's vagina.

sfled · 7 months

Or you could wear it like a pair of shorts. Nothing else, just your tulip shorts and you, hands in pockets. Whee!

jbancroftsmithe · 7 months

It's a thneed, doesn't everyone need a thneed?

senor_haugh · 7 months

This looks exaclty like a plush uterus.

josephalexander · 7 months

Finally a fleshlight equivalent for black guys

martin1399 · 7 months

This is great for those hangover mornings. Because it also hides your shame....

brrraaiiins · 7 months

If anyone wants the source, here you go.

TripleHomicide · 7 months

And not a single understanding was had that day.

TheButterhorse · 7 months

What's it called? "Claustrophobic Nightmare"?

clifwith1f · 7 months

First thing I thought of

Rikkety · 7 months

Does your girl get cold when she's giving you head? Not anymore!

reerunn · 7 months

Bitter, party of 1: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ote81/forever_alone_naptime_edition/

AznJen_o_O · 7 months

Spot on Drifblim cosplay (that's Pokemon #426)!! http://imgur.com/pZenS
The likeness is uncanny- also both are ridiculous.
I mean, come on, a "blimp pokemon"?

3gv · 7 months

Mpphhh mphh mphhhh mphhh mhh!

looped · 7 months

what is this called and who do I give my money to

Planet-man · 7 months

This looks about as practical as ice soap.

gburnaman · 7 months

They told me I could be anything. So I became a flower.

That_Dog_Wont_Hunt · 7 months

FTFY

vtbeavens · 7 months

That looks like a human fly punching himself through his compound eye. Yep, that pretty much sums up how I feel about my job.

sendpwrend · 7 months

Bellsprout cosplay.

[deleted] · 7 months

Disclaimer: only for people who prefer breathing carbon dioxide

sometimes_i_work · 7 months

want. now.

FritzHaarmann · 7 months

Now imagine him standing up pmfmffh

babyfats · 7 months

because fuck breathing

treesatemypenis · 7 months

I feel that the inside of said device would soon become a blistering inferno oh heat

jimitonic · 7 months

Here, just take my money. I wasn't getting anything done today anyway.

poorpinto · 7 months

Looks like a darkwing duck mask. or a dead audrey 2. or a dead piranha plant.

Valintiin · 7 months

Anyone think that looks like a uterus?

dqjones · 7 months

perfect for nose picking

FeroxJuhuu · 7 months

its a portable suicide booth!!

Autsin · 7 months

So many inventions solve nonexistent problems. I'm looking at you, Snuggie...

Sir_Meowsalot · 7 months

This is what I put on when I want to cry at work and not have anybody hear me. o_o

jlakanen · 7 months

I like this one better.

danny_ · 7 months

Go to bed, wake up dead

soykommander · 7 months

imagine putting that on someone with claustrophobia, but on the other hand a life saving aid for someone who is agoraphobic.

garmachi · 7 months

Is it just me, or does this look like one of the flowers from the animated portion of Pink Floyd's The Wall?

dollarglis · 7 months

Ever feel like you want to just crawl right back up your mother's vagina? Well, folks, with this handy dandy invention, now you can!

timhan · 7 months

ostrich pillow, never made it past some japanese guy's imagination

briz0matic · 7 months

first thought of this post

AcousticWalrus · 7 months

Whenever I try to do this with my jacket, I get way too hot

gothram · 7 months

As a kid i would always get nightmares when i saw that episode of Mr. Bean when he gets his head stuck in that turkey. This looks far too much like that for me to feel comfortable.

Captain_Aizen · 7 months

Back when I was in high school everyone would have had one of those if they were for sale.

BloodyIron · 7 months

It would be very easy to mug someone who used such a thing. Duct tape around their neck, and hands so they can't escape from it, and just steal their wallet and run off.

0 resistance was given.

anyonethinkingabout · 7 months

just some neckwear for Fodesinbeed Annodue

newcomplaint · 7 months

NEED

Mr_Carlos · 7 months

Reminds of this one time when I was 0

Eric578 · 7 months

oh you're head goes in that. that wasn't my first guess.

ScreamBloodyMordor · 7 months

Looks like some bizarre sexual apparatus. Please tell me I'm not alone here.

zulway · 7 months

Looks like that one alien from jabba's palace.

Heroshade · 7 months

The top picture looks like a fly wearing grey lipstick.

firefox3d · 7 months

Get that fucking death trap away from me.

freelittyta · 7 months

um, i guess fuck breathing too.

Catch22af · 7 months

I see they've finally made an asshat!

anth0424 · 7 months

I can only assume this was made in Japan.

tomtermite · 7 months

Something your abductor keeps handy...

mildlystoned · 7 months

Because repost. Jesus i've seen this thing 4 times in 3 days on 3 subreddits.

cuscino · 7 months

An excellent way to kill yourself~

planetlime · 7 months

because fuck reposts

TheCodexx · 7 months

And fuck subtlety while you're at it.

rabidhamster2002 · 7 months

It would get so humid in that thing.

Tresickle · 7 months

Oh, childhood.

mariod505 · 7 months

I was expecting something totally different on the second slide.

CoinProducer · 7 months

Octorock?

PabstSmear · 7 months

That looks like that mutated baby from Eraserhead.

sAlander4 · 7 months

uhhhhh what the fuck haha

It looks like something from star wars

Iggynoramus1337 · 7 months

Finally, all the fun of being smothered, without the crazy pissed off wife/gf

amolad · 7 months

Looks like the head of an alien that sucks your head in and sucks all the life out of you. Sounds good to me.

Ghundra · 7 months

" ... The Giant Vagina comes in many different colors and now has pockets for your hands!"

chefmcduck · 7 months

always wanted to be a clam

kryptykk · 7 months

I'd put my dick in it

randomtroubledmind · 7 months

This belongs in r/WTF

Thingtwos · 7 months

Yeah, fuck breathing.

aaybma · 7 months

Because fuck claustrophobia.

[deleted] · 7 months

Link to order please? No more curling up my jacket over my head!

beartrapvagina · 7 months

Hello! What's this?

weetoddid · 7 months

Yeah nobody would ever suffocate in that thing.

TL10 · 7 months

Now if you wore this and walked into work like this...

sarge21 · 7 months

People become more efficient when they're allowed to take short naps.

ilovegeorgebush · 7 months

Is that a modern Japanese suicide hood?

PeanutButterMarmite · 7 months

Hiding your head and hands in a giant gray uterus isn't normal.

But at work, it is.

Work. Not even once.

Krelboyne · 7 months

I'm choking by just looking at this image.

Fuck that noise.

hopeyouguessedmyname · 7 months

And breathing, too. Fuck that.

dombones · 7 months

it makes one think... are we finally evolving into cats?

thesovietonion · 7 months

They said I could become anything so I became a-ulcch! I can't breathe!

Raigakuga · 7 months

Easy office fap.

yParticle · 7 months

Great for long meetings. I could see carrying on entire conversations with this still on my head.

toramichelle88 · 7 months

Clearly everyone who thinks this is a bad idea has never had to stay up all night getting homework done in a university computer lab, finishing with an hour to spare before class.

This would also be perfect for those times when you've been up for 36 hours, have 2 hours between classes and your bed is an hour away. It would also muffle the sound of the cafeteria you are attempting to sleep in. Like yesterday.

spartex · 7 months

He is not sleeping, he is dead.

ChampionRC · 7 months

that looks like a nightmare

NoEsquire · 7 months

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

AlphaKlams · 7 months

It took me a solid minute to realize this wasn't some kind of strange glove.

ChipBroskavich · 7 months

and fuck reposts. also, carrots.

IrvingI80 · 7 months

Hahahahah WTF? Awesome!

donnyrumsfeld · 7 months

Shut up and take my money

stonedotjimmy · 7 months

enter the clam vagina!

funny

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