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[–]jaysenbrockman 74 points75 points ago

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I totally read that: "Got a light bulb?"

[–]dmartian523 12 points13 points ago

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Too which my brain responded, "What in the world does a fish in a chicken smoking a cigarette have to do with a lightbulb? These crazy kids..."

[–]polysyllabist 4 points5 points ago

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How is it that I read the same? Why is it better this way?

[–]VanGoughFuckYourself 2 points3 points ago

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It's from the lack of a comma. Use a fucking comma, bub. See, works just fine now.

[–]baby_corn_is_corn 0 points1 point ago

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And quit smoking.

[–]HeyHesRight 3 points4 points ago

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After all those Oxford Comma posts, this one needed a regular COMMA.

[–]mattlantis 1 point2 points ago

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That's what made it funny for me. It's not as funny anymore :/

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Me too. The picture made no sense until I had an "oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!" moment.

[–]Intolerance 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think there is any context where this picture make sense

[–]RespekKnuckles 0 points1 point ago

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Great point.

[–]theshryock 10 points11 points ago

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Nice repost. didnt even wait a full day to steal it!

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/otkq4/smoked_chicken/

[–]NorthernFall 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, and it wasn't funny the first time either.

[–]VanGoughFuckYourself 0 points1 point ago

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Words cannot describe my dismay at clicking on the link, only to find this bemusing picture, yet a-fucking-gain.

[–]wink047 7 points8 points ago

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i thought it was titled "got a light bulb?" i like my title more.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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A Cigfiken.

[–]WontThinkStraight 4 points5 points ago

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Not sure what's in those cigarettes, but I'll take 8.

[–]imward 0 points1 point ago

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not any additives (it's an American Spirit)

[–]machetedamadman 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think culinary schools assign enough homework.

[–]itzjamesftw 2 points3 points ago

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Forever Unclean!

[–]potsmoker420 2 points3 points ago

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lol wtf

[–]JonTheAnt 1 point2 points ago

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Well, did you?

[–]543d4um 1 point2 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]paradigm_control 1 point2 points ago

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repost

[–]bitcheslovedroids 0 points1 point ago

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Science has gone too far

[–]osprey_neaves 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BFG_9000 0 points1 point ago

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bub?

[–]hitlersasshair 0 points1 point ago

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got a light bulb?

[–]degenererad 0 points1 point ago

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This is clearly Tuna.

[–]wolf_op 0 points1 point ago

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wut.

[–]Mt_Snowtokia 0 points1 point ago*

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Why is sticking one dead animal into another dead animal before placing a cigarette into the first animal's mouth, amusing at all?

I'm not some vegen/vegetarion nature freak, but everything in me says this is wrong...

[–]imward 1 point2 points ago

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I am a vegetarian and I find this hilarious

[–]godlyjacob 0 points1 point ago

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muddy mudskipper?

[–]evilpoptart 0 points1 point ago

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nope.

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

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Smoke em if you got em, right? right?

[–]Treseler7790 0 points1 point ago

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I just shit myself. Ended up being a turtle head needing a light.

[–]sonofgumbercules 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that i hear everything with the word "bub" in it in Wolverine's voice

[–]antrino 0 points1 point ago

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that's horrible

[–]MrBae 0 points1 point ago

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I was sorely disappointed when it wasn't a light bulb related picture

[–]havepie 0 points1 point ago

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Hoy small fry!

[–]THExCHOSENxONE 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! I've never seen this picture before! Hey Reddit!!! Look how funny this is!!!

[–]baker875 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]gennycraig 0 points1 point ago

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repost.

[–]123watuknoboutme 0 points1 point ago

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fucking... repost.

[–]OMallyRed 0 points1 point ago

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Reposted from yesterday you soulless, vapid cunt. I hate you so much, that if I were to meet you in person, my jugular vein would rupture and spray seething, boiling blood all over everyone at the Nickleback concert you would most likely be attending.