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[–]dbe 167 points168 points ago

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Looks like the weight is trying to get the wheels on the right side to get closer together, which they can't because of the glass. And friction just keeps it all in place.

[–]Beakerbite 82 points83 points ago

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Mmmm...friction.

[–]spongeb00b 138 points139 points ago

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Friction based pleasure keeps my marriage together

[–]red_cat_dicks 7 points8 points ago

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High five for masturbation!

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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Owww...friction.

[–]I_hijack_threads 6 points7 points ago

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Rrrrrrrrrrrrub...friction.

[–]VomitGolem 18 points19 points ago

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science friction

[–]steady_riot 2 points3 points ago

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Double Feature

[–]insufficient_funds 13 points14 points ago

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its like many of my creations from Fantastic Contraption, but in real life <3

[–]molajah 3 points4 points ago

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I love that game.

[–]GeneralWarts 415 points416 points ago

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Sometimes I feel my only purpose is to hold myself up.

[–]Ridesabike 101 points102 points ago

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Stop taking credit for what your legs have been doing your whole life.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Who is the "you" that possesses legs? What is the entity that has a body, but is seperate from it? Surely you simply are a body, not some thing that possesses one.

[–]Ridesabike 41 points42 points ago

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Hey look, it's that guy.

[–]OmNamahShivaya 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, you are the universe. You are God.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I would agree that since your physical body is continuous with everything else in the universe, and the atoms that made up your body were formed in the stars, you are a part of the universe. God though? It depends on your definition of God, if it's some being or just a metaphor for the totality of all that exists.

[–]jiaxi 148 points149 points ago

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Deep man. Wanna talk about it?

[–]real_nice_guy 135 points136 points ago

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wanna fight bout it?

[–]principe_di_reddit 109 points110 points ago

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not a real_nice_guy

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 79 points80 points ago*

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He's a nice guy. I can vouch for him. ^ _ ^

[–]morkoq 42 points43 points ago

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Seems legit.

[–]LookADiversion 86 points87 points ago

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You no ask for Good Guy Greg
You ask for Good Guy Graig!
Is better!

[–]ErikRThomas 45 points46 points ago

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Much betta!

[–]morkoq 43 points44 points ago

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Nononononono, i said is like good Guy Greg. You buy now!

[–]LookADiversion 20 points21 points ago

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How you will be paying me?

[–]MeeHungLo 1 point2 points ago

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I don't want to buy morkoq

[–]ziplokk 20 points21 points ago

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This no bluck buster, this BLOCKBLISTER.

[–]geauxtig3rs 3 points4 points ago

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Wait...that was from "All That." Blockblister...lol

[–]Mage_tank 4 points5 points ago

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Amandamandamandamanda Shoooooooowwwwww.

Please.

[–]0x537 5 points6 points ago

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I read both GeneralWarts and your comment in Ryan's voice (from the office).

[–]bokbok 30 points31 points ago

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Spoken like a true penis.

[–]morkoq 3 points4 points ago

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and sometimes i fail at that too.

[–]palmerin 5 points6 points ago

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Let's get high about it...

[–]biggles86 2 points3 points ago

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This description sounds a lot like congress right now

[–]db0255 4 points5 points ago

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The existential angst in your comment was overpowering.

[–]climbtree 1 point2 points ago

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I feel this way about my belt sometimes.

EDIT: I know it holds up your pants, I meant... like... from the ceiling.

[–]cookedbread 1 point2 points ago

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Well, you know what they say. If it fits, it ships.

[–]ben26 3 points4 points ago

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i know that feel

[–]darin_gleada 270 points271 points ago*

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Showed a sculptor friend of mine this some time ago and he built a huge version in a gallery. He used a disassembled a-frame ladder and a dresser filled with bricks.

edit- in case anyone wants to see some of his other work you can find it here.

[–]spvn 19 points20 points ago

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Wait is that suspended in mid-air?!

[–]landoooo 45 points46 points ago

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Yes. The weight of the dresser itself pulls on the ladder and beam, pushing each other outward. The ladder and beam apply enough pressure on the walls to keep it up. If you were to relieve the weight of the dresser, the whole thing would collapse.

[–]wtfisupvoting 96 points97 points ago

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but how do you get your socks out?

[–]Captainpatch 75 points76 points ago

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Climb the ladder out from the wall and replace the socks with an equal weight Indiana Jones style.

[–]GaryWeNeedMoreCarts 3 points4 points ago

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Socks, why'd it have to be socks?

[–]WhiteyDude 8 points9 points ago

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You need another ladder for that.

[–]gloomdoom 6 points7 points ago

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But even a single pair of socks would lessen the weight of the dresser, causing the whole thing to collapse. You don't want it to collapse, do you?

Do you?

[–]tactstyle 17 points18 points ago

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...kinda.

[–]linuxlass 5 points6 points ago

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It's like the trick of balancing a hammer on the edge of a ruler hanging off the edge of a table. Something like 2 or 3 inches of ruler is touching the table and the whole contraption is perfectly balanced.

Ah, found it!

this

and

this

[–]hookguy 5 points6 points ago

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I think the ladder and the beam are braced against the walls.

[–]philge 40 points41 points ago

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Man, I wish I could get paid to assemble random objects like that.

ಠ_ಠ I'm sorry, but that's not exactly sculpture if you ask me . . .

[–]bikiniduck 22 points23 points ago

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But the paradigm shift in the pseudo-reality really brings out the deeper meaning of broom clamping.

[–]Tate_Modern_Gallery 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sorry, but that's not exactly sculpture if you ask me . . .

I regret that at this time we're unable to consider your application for the position of curator.

[–]onemoreclick 6 points7 points ago

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You could replace that picture with any of the sculptures on that website and what you said still stands.

[–]Number127 218 points219 points ago

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It's also saving that microscopic city from being crushed by that giant rock!

[–]bushel 71 points72 points ago

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Yes. We've been keeping all the Who's in Who-ville under threat of annihilation so they don't cut off the supply of delicious roast beast. Fuck Horton.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Hyperactive_Filly 7 points8 points ago

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This site still exists?

[–]TomtheWonderDog 23 points24 points ago

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Curse you, Brainiac!

[–]jugglinglivebabies 8 points9 points ago

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+1 for the Kandor reference.

[–]raydio27 36 points37 points ago

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SIMPSONS DID IT!

[–]srutherf 27 points28 points ago

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In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!!

[–]pie_heaven 5 points6 points ago

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Enhance!

[–]techtakular 28 points29 points ago

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Trees.

[–]Melnorme 1 point2 points ago

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Praise Vivec.

[–]ButterBread 537 points538 points ago

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Slowest animated gif ever

[–][deleted] 207 points208 points ago

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I hadn't even noticed it was animated. Had to reopen it and wait for it to play out after I saw your comment.

[–]kkurbs 128 points129 points ago

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Damn you.

[–]being_ironic 127 points128 points ago

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haha, i totally thought he was trolling. I had my mouse on the back button when it finally started.

[–]4TEHSWARM 274 points275 points ago

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You know what, fuck you guys.

[–]Zhais 58 points59 points ago

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fuck all of them

[–]Kinch_ 27 points28 points ago

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Don't even check it out. It wasn't worth waiting for.

[–]tactstyle 36 points37 points ago

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Except for that last frame. I mean seriously? All the way to his elbow?

[–]Larbohell 23 points24 points ago

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FUCK YOU GUYS - I'VE WATCHED THIS THING FOR AGES, NOTHING HAPPENS!

EDIT: Oh shit. Oh holy, fried baconshit. DID NOT EXPECT THAT.

[–]dannyXC 6 points7 points ago

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Edited messages have a star next to the score (if you're using Reddit Enhancement Suite, that is)

[–]treegrass 15 points16 points ago*

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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Even after all that I still had to go check if it was animated.

Lucky I did, really neat!

[–]GaFaMM 4 points5 points ago

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waited for awhile and it finally paid off. Not disappointed.

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[–]7oby 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Shiba-Shiba 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, I've been looking for something that does GIF extractions!

[–]inflnlty 7 points8 points ago

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Yes, or maybe no. But definitely one or the other. Maybe.

[–]Peregrine_x 2 points3 points ago

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All i know is that magnify has never been possible on animated gifs.

[–]db0255 4 points5 points ago

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It doesnt move. Theyre meta meta meta trolling you.

[–]Sacrului 2 points3 points ago

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[–]halogrand 1 point2 points ago

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sonofa-

[–]TyluhS 6 points7 points ago

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haha I was watching closely looking for the "little city" and jumped when it moved.

[–]Ouro130Ros 84 points85 points ago

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You asshole, I had to open it up in GIMP before I realized you were full of shit

[–]lifeliverDTN 30 points31 points ago

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[–]Gandzilla 12 points13 points ago

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[–]TheBoxTalks 161 points162 points ago

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Or it could be really fast. Whatever the case, it needs more boobs.

[–]shelldog 325 points326 points ago

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Silly TheBoxTalks, this is Reddit. It needs a cat, too. Here, I combined them both for you (NSFW).

[–]El_Dicko 119 points120 points ago

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I'll take 4.

[–][deleted] 396 points397 points ago

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[–]Okapiru 69 points70 points ago

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Keep the change.

[–]datasskipz 140 points141 points ago

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Ya filthy animal.

[–]lidster 28 points29 points ago*

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Okay, I clicked the upvote button 4 times. :)

[–]inflnlty 13 points14 points ago

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Me too. So that's eight so far, right?

[–]thombrown 13 points14 points ago

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clicked each one expecting a new gif each time...it was only after the 4th time i noticed the url.

[–]Hristix 3 points4 points ago

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Goddamn it, I just looked at that in a full computer lab. Fuck you for not labeling.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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[–]lordB8r 1 point2 points ago

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hey, that does look cozy, sign me up!

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[–]FuckinWalkinParadox 11 points12 points ago

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need one with just the boobs.

for science. and faps. but mostly science.

[–]shelldog 46 points47 points ago

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But why would you want to get rid of the cat?? I think you hurt his feelings..

[–]Scarjaka 85 points86 points ago

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[–]shelldog 73 points74 points ago

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[–]sajman 25 points26 points ago

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Don't be cry.

[–]Theditor 6 points7 points ago

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Brushie Brushie

[–]chewy8126 7 points8 points ago

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Protip: Next time, try "I don't feel all that well," and take a five minute break to the restroom.

[–]ExecutiveChimp 3 points4 points ago

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...or the rest of the day off.

[–]chewy8126 2 points3 points ago

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I like your thinking.

But that's why you're the executive, of course.

[–]ExecutiveChimp 4 points5 points ago

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Damn straight.

[–]DJDeeJay 15 points16 points ago

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You might think this is funny, but it's snot.

[–]FuckinWalkinParadox 3 points4 points ago

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...........

[–]Always_posts_serious 2 points3 points ago

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My cat does this. All. The. Damn. Time.

[–]dahud 7 points8 points ago

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So yeah, I'm gay, but I find that GIF mesmerizing.

Up

Down

Up

Down

[–]terriblehuman 2 points3 points ago

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Cheetara?

[–]pamacado 6 points7 points ago

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nice

[–]Toothpowder 1 point2 points ago

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nice

[–]couchiexperience 2 points3 points ago

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hahaha that is just ridiculous. YOU'RE SILLY.

[–]Canis_lupus 4 points5 points ago

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Doesn't everything?

[–]JordanBelcher 5 points6 points ago

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Women don't. They'd look silly.

[–]WaltherRathenau 6 points7 points ago

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One more can't hurt.

[–]Crepti 4 points5 points ago

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Never seen Total Recall?

[–]stachen 3 points4 points ago

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damnit you made me go back and look

[–]lud1120 5 points6 points ago

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Unanimated gif?

[–]mynameisflorian 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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Of course I understand why this is amazing, but some other poor idiot might not. Could you explain to that hypothetical person?

[–]Softcorps_dn 24 points25 points ago

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The weight pulls on the cord, which attempts to pull the two arms closer together. However, as they're pulled together, they exert outward pressure on the glass. This outward pressure combined with the friction of the horizontal wheels on the left prevents the apparatus from slipping.

You could replace the weight and string with a stretched spring and it would accomplish the same thing. The point is to make the system elaborate, yet ultimately functionless.

[–]ajafarzadeh 199 points200 points ago

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It's

Obligatory ಠ_ಠ

[–]ElBiscuit 164 points165 points ago

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The apostrophe's only purpose is to hold up the 's'.

[–]jrhoffa 46 points47 points ago

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apo'strophe's

purpo'se

[–]Mechakoopa 34 points35 points ago

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Holy 'shit, here come's an 's!

[–]trampus1 16 points17 points ago

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Well hold it up then!

[–]Darklyte 7 points8 points ago

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you 'shouldn't be an a's's

[–]tehflambo 2 points3 points ago

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there's no 's after the n 'so you dont need an apo'strophe

[–]mogifax 3 points4 points ago

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Glad I'm not the only one feeling almost physical pain when reading sentences with misplaced apostrophes and misspelled "your"s, "loose"s, and "should of"s.

[–]verdatum 6 points7 points ago*

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It's

Every time I see this contraction on its own, my mind starts playing the Liberty Bell March...Then a giant foot falls on my head making a farting sound.

[–]blink-me 62 points63 points ago

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Dear god. Are you some sort of crazed repost bot? A quick look through your profile is...disturbing.

[–]El_Dicko 10 points11 points ago

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He's the man in the mirra, brah.

[–]aspiringvoiceactor 1 point2 points ago

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Now I know who to start with.

[–]andrewsmith1986 134 points135 points ago

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[–]raging_asshole 8 points9 points ago

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This guy seems like he could design one mean motherfucker of a booby trap.

[–]MikeLeRoi 6 points7 points ago

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I'm setting booty traps.

[–]wallawalla22 5 points6 points ago

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Mmmm static equilibrium can be a beautiful thing.

[–]I_am_a_Wumbologist 2 points3 points ago

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After retirement Jigsaw took up a less lethal hobby.

[–]peepseroni 2 points3 points ago

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but you don't even like cats! p.s. too late for the andrewsmith1986-cat-karma bandwagon?

[–]WhamolaFTW 3 points4 points ago

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Too early

[–]chesterjosiah 8 points9 points ago

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I don't understand. Can someone explain?

[–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Sounds like the government

[–]IWasADifferentMeThen 1 point2 points ago

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My first thought as well.

[–]TheSemiTallest 4 points5 points ago

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SUATMM!

[–]wittlepup 4 points5 points ago

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Isn't that everyone's purpose?

[–]aperturo 3 points4 points ago

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reminds me of most of Congress...

[–]pride-and-shame 4 points5 points ago

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[–]rspeed 3 points4 points ago

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My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck’s really goin’ on down there? Who is the real hero?

— Mitch Hedberg

[–]evilzergling 3 points4 points ago

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Where can I buy one? I love stuff like this

[–]scudst0rm 1 point2 points ago

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a useful construction to know when you play http://fantasticcontraption.com/

[–]FAPSLOCK 10 points11 points ago

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ITS

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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TAKE MY MONEY!

[–]mwproductions 2 points3 points ago

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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[–]woodsja2 2 points3 points ago

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It's also a way to get karma.

[–]zissouo 4 points5 points ago

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Its.

[–]whitmell 5 points6 points ago

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It is only purpose?

[–]LosGringo 2 points3 points ago

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gravity and friction are amazong

[–]flodumalawi 3 points4 points ago

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who is amazong ?

[–]Billbeachwood 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Billbeachwood 3 points4 points ago

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TIL He's been thinking of buying a used Jaguar.

[–]mightycow 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't trust him then. Do you know how expensive those are to repair?

[–]Billbeachwood 1 point2 points ago

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Sound logic.

[–]KnowsYoureFemale 1 point2 points ago

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And his bank just ripped him off.

[–]flodumalawi 1 point2 points ago

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And he live in Seattle.

[–]aazav 5 points6 points ago

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Stop this.

It's = it is. You just wrote: "It is Only Purpose Is To Hold Itself Up".

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[–]andrethecat 1 point2 points ago

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That's awesome. I want to make one.

[–]raw031979b 1 point2 points ago

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check out Potzdamer Platz berlin (aka Mt Fuji at the Sony Center Berlin) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potsdamer_Platz

completely self suspending roof.

[–]addedpulp 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of this

[–]LOVERBUNS 1 point2 points ago

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kinda like being human

[–]stufff 1 point2 points ago

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From the title, I thought this was going to be a picture of the government.

[–]chemistry_teacher 1 point2 points ago

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For the physics teacher, this would be a fascinating example of static equilibrium, from which one might compel the students to furnish accurate free body diagrams. I would have the college prep student generate FBDs in 2D (side view only of the image), and have the AP students generate the 3D version.

[–]bkolmus 1 point2 points ago

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It's Only Purpose

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[–]whoizz 1 point2 points ago

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FUCKING GRAMMAR, PEOPLE: USE IT!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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sounds just like me :( forever alone

[–]KilledYourGod 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ryusko 1 point2 points ago

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Is this an allegory for American government?

[–]Poopface11678 1 point2 points ago

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my only purpose is to hold myself up

[–]humanmanguy 1 point2 points ago

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so if that jar didn't have a bottom (and it was magically floating) could it support my weight if there was a long enough string (assuming I had the upper body strength, of course)

[–]SaintsAngels 1 point2 points ago

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the worst gif ever

[–]conrthomas 1 point2 points ago

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It is only purpose?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Kinda like Republicans

[–]zxcv73 1 point2 points ago

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The definition of a bureaucrat.

[–]shadowdev 2 points3 points ago

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Its Only Purpose Is To Hold Itself Up

Isn't that the purpose of most people?

[–]greenbird23 4 points5 points ago

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Still more useful than a U.S pollitician to its constituancy.

[–]silversapp 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks for making it about politics!

[–]screaming4metal 1 point2 points ago

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My head is full of fuck.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Hello, yes God?

I'd like to report a glitch in the matrix.

[–]432 7 points8 points ago

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Really? You consider this a 'glitch in the matrix'?