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A witty view on religion from a fabulous atheist (i.imgur.com)
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[–]09112001 15 points16 points17 points 8 months ago
Stunning resemblance to Howard Wolowitz.
[–]flatspoon 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Came here to say that exact thing. Upvote.
[–]opieum 11 points12 points13 points 8 months ago
Still no PHD.
[–]Odowla 10 points11 points12 points 8 months ago
Google has suggested it may have been Charles Darwin who said this; of Mathemeticians, but in fact it might go back to someone named Charles Bowen.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bowen,_Baron_Bowen
"A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there." This is attributed, with an expression of doubt as to its correctness, in Mathematics, Our Great Heritage : Essays on the Nature and Cultural Significance of Mathematics (1948) by William Leonard Schaaf, p. 163; also attributed in Pie in the Sky : Counting, Thinking and Being (1992). There are a number of similar expressions to this with various attributions, but the earliest published variants seem to be quotations of Lord Bowen: "When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room — looking for a black hat — which isn't there." Lord Bowen, as quoted in in Pie Powder", Being Dust from the Law Courts: Collected and Recollected on the Western Circuit, by a Circuit Tramp (1911) by John Alderson Foote; this seems to be the earliest account of any similar expression. It is mentioned by the author that this expression has become misquoted as a "black cat" rather than "black hat."
"A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there." This is attributed, with an expression of doubt as to its correctness, in Mathematics, Our Great Heritage : Essays on the Nature and Cultural Significance of Mathematics (1948) by William Leonard Schaaf, p. 163; also attributed in Pie in the Sky : Counting, Thinking and Being (1992). There are a number of similar expressions to this with various attributions, but the earliest published variants seem to be quotations of Lord Bowen:
"When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room — looking for a black hat — which isn't there." Lord Bowen, as quoted in in Pie Powder", Being Dust from the Law Courts: Collected and Recollected on the Western Circuit, by a Circuit Tramp (1911) by John Alderson Foote; this seems to be the earliest account of any similar expression. It is mentioned by the author that this expression has become misquoted as a "black cat" rather than "black hat."
[–]abritinthebay 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Give Oscars fondness for re-appropriating others phrases with his own spin... this actually makes it likely he did say it.
[–]therationalparent 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I've studied a lot about Darwin and I'm fairly certain he never said this. I've never come across it in any of the biographies I've read, and also it doesn't sound like the kind of thing he would say.
[–]DollyHaze2012 10 points11 points12 points 8 months ago
I love Oscar Wilde, he's got some good ones, "work is the curse of the drinking class" is my favorite.
[–]Autistic_Buiscit 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Oscar Wilde is one of my favourite writers. My atheist dad is a very keen atheist, believes all men evolved equal but refuses to read Wilde because he was gay. *facepalm
[–]ikinone 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
Atheists can still be idiots.
[–]TheStylishDictator 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
I knew Oscar Wilde was fabulous, but an ATHEIST? You just made my childhood. Which is over. But still. XD
[–]euthyphro 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I don't want to ruin your adulthood, but he converted to christianity after his time in reading gaol.
[–]Major---deCoverley 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I'm pretty sure he converted to Roman Catholicism on his deathbed, although he did have a sort of interest in Catholicism his whole life.
[–]Doilyn 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I'm pretty sure the Church says everybody converts on their death bed.
[–]euthyphro 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
My take-away from De Profundis was that he had accepted the Christ mythos, but you may be right that his "official" conversion wasn't until he was on his deathbed.
[–]TsarOfTartar 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Wilde actually converted to Catholicism on his deathbed, though, but rather than undermining the point of this quote, it kinda proves it. Even a man as clever as him could turn to religion when he came face to face with the unknowable, and when he needed to answer questions that reason and science couldn't sufficiently account for.
[–]RedAnarchist -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
Also he never said this quote, no one did, and the original quote this is based of is about math. Yes math.
[–]Gp_Capt_L_Mandrake 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Great photo. Reminds me of his description of Henry, leisurely enjoying an opium-tinged cigarette in the opening scene of "Dorian Grey".
[–]lordlicorice 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Huh? Somehow I never picked up that he was smoking opium.
[–]loverboyxD 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
It's explicitly mentioned within a few paragraphs, but easy to gloss over with the amount of description in the passage.
Lord Henry elevated his eyebrows and looked at him in amazement through the thin blue wreaths of smoke that curled up in such fanciful whorls from his heavy, opium-tainted cigarette.
[–]rk9 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
oscar wilde was an atheist?! damn i already liked but now...
[–]Overpants 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
If I could screw anyone from history....
[–]inikul 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago*
Why does it matter what color anything is?
Just curious.
Edit: why the downvotes? I'm legitimately curious. The guy is blind, so why do colors matter? I just want an explanation...
[–]nickohlus 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Black isn't a color. Black is a lack of color. Atheism isn't a religion. Atheism is a lack of religion.
[–]jcbkmk13 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
I thought Atheism was a lack of belief in deities or some form of a higher power? If Atheism is a lack of religion, I'm an atheist - which I'm not. And so were all the Philosophes also atheists? No, they were deists. Atheism is not just a lack of religion.
[–]nickohlus 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
No, you're right. I just said that because it fit better with everything else I said.
[–]360walkaway 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
"Democracy is a virtue of the vicious, according to Oscar Wilde."
-- Sean Connery (The Rock).
[–]jcbkmk13 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Fuck yeah. Welcome to the Rock.
[–]Slattz 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I heard it first as, "Theology is searching a coal cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn’t there. "
[–]Jamoras 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I don't think he was an atheist, he converted to Catholicism on his deathbed, and spent a lot of his life flirting with the idea.
[–]musicsucks 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
spent a lot of his life flirting with little boys too. hey, maybe is was a catholic after all!
[–]sarcastic_clown 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
wouldn't really call him a fabulous atheist didn't he freak out and get baptised on his death bed? still fabulous though...
[–]ScrubSaibot 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
"Fabulous"
It's funny because he was gay!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Relevant
[–]Hootietang 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Unfortunately i think that statement would apply to a lot of things. For instance, quantum mechanics in initial studies. I am not religious, however looking for something that may not be there , or wasnt known before could be seen as innovation. or not and im dumb lol
[–]sojalemmi -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
I hope you geniuses realize that Oscar Wilde's personal Hero was Jesus. He thought Jesus embodied everything good in man and the proper way to live a life. Atheist or not.
I'm sure if some random idiot came on here saying that, you would rip him apart.
[–]Jackomo 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Good old Oscar. There's pretty much nothing on which he lacked an opinion, and succinctly expressed in a witty aphorism.
[–]voodoomindslave 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Anyone here remember Uncyclopedia?
I swear, he had a million of 'em
Why is it that whenever any one of these images with a quote pops up in this subreddit, there's almost a 100% chance it is either misquoted, misattributed, or just straight up fabricated.
Shouldn't we vet these things, being skeptics and all, before just blindly upvoting it to the front of the page?
To hell with it, this happens too often. I'm just going to start reporting these types of posts.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago*
The original is attributed to Charles Darwin, and goes like this: "A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there", Wilde apparently used it to express a different point.
Being a skeptic and all you could've checked for yourself if I misquoted or misattributed...
I made this image after I checked the quote, and uploaded it because I thought this subreddit would appreciate the the witty comment, so be my guest and report...
[–]loverboyxD 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Darwin's quote really seems a bit bullshitty to me. I mean, really, mathematics are largely abstract and may be somewhat arbitrary, but their applications are endless. Also, mathematicians really work with the fewest postulations possible, and derive and prove pretty much everything along the way. Darwin's contributions to science have been profound, but the nihilistic implications of this particular quote really bother me- if one thinks that way, one may as well feel the same about all the sciences- because ultimately they're all based on observation, and observation that is about as keen as that which produces mathematics.
[–]RedAnarchist 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Darwin never said this either, don't worry.
Oh really, Charles Darwin?
Could you tell me which one of his books or letters or articles I should open up to find this quote he never said?
[–]ogreatsnail 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
It's in Google 1:1.
Wilde was a Christian for a long time and wrote very beautiful Christian metaphors. They have nuance and tenderness that is lacking in many of his fellow religious colleagues.
[–]ICrimsonI -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
funny, i had to read picture of dorian grey for english. which i didnt acutally read
[–]Testtube173 -2 points-1 points0 points 8 months ago
This is a horrible quote/comparison. A blind person is minus the gift of sight so it would not matter what color the cat was and it would matter even less if the light was on or off.
[–]Cacafuego 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Ah, but you see it's a black room, not simply a room with the light off.
[–]notmylion -3 points-2 points-1 points 8 months ago
I'm sorry (Canadian), but this is not witty at all. I am not religious so that fact has no play here for or against. I just think this statement lacks in the wit column. If anyone else other than Oscar Wilde said the same thing it would get a half-hearted chuckle. Something as complex and dense as religion deserves a witty observation with much more wit than Mr. Wilde has come forth with.
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