Senator - ummmmm... what?

Wolfosaurus · 7 months

Probably related to this guy.

jgross68 · 7 months

Come at me, bro!

snorkle256 · 7 months

Where is the picture of the one behind him with the small arm or tucked in his shirt?

[deleted] · 7 months

Senator Reach Around

heisejw · 7 months

Slenderman?

Santorum_2012 · 7 months

I will literally be able to reach across the isle.

Dreys · 7 months

With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict.

loondawg · 7 months

It is a most elusive fish.

And it went wherever I did go!

Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish.

Fish, fish, fish, fishy oh!

Oh fishy, fishy, fishy fish.

That went wherever I did go.

burnzkid · 7 months

OhGodOhGodOHGOD Its Slenderman!

whitedahlia · 7 months

I'm a little tea pot, short and stout...

standardguy · 7 months

so that's how he picks our pockets, and steals our money.

                                                   sincerely american tax payer.

FoolsRun · 7 months

That's Senator Fantastic, please.

Herax · 7 months

Wow, Rick Perry has a tiny arm!

AnswersWithAQuestion · 7 months

Can someone photoshop this where you basically just fade the "background" a little? I think the final result would look more natural and more of a mindfuck.

dylanfarnum · 7 months

I dunno, doesn't look very realistic. It's a bit of a stretch...

kindofabigdyl · 7 months

the identity of slender man revealed

inebriates · 7 months

Senator Reed Richards (D-NY)

fmontez1 · 7 months

CTRL+F Gadget. . nope

GO GO GADGET ARMS!!!!

Hk37 · 7 months

Senator Frothy Mix is actually Slender Man in disguise.

tottietime · 7 months

senator santorum, what long arms you have!

better for the reach-around, my dear...

tubacoopa · 7 months

Best hugs ever.

dubu2584 · 7 months

duh, everyone knows that lizard people can shapeshift

headless_bourgeoisie · 7 months

YOGA FIRE

rabidhamster2002 · 7 months

Mr. Fantastic! He must be touching Sue's boob.

dorkrock2 · 7 months

Top news: Rick gets arm extension from paraplegic to give reach-arounds from inside closet, claims arm works much better with Santorum on the end.

m4rkies · 7 months

Senator Slenderman

Zarking_Fardwarks · 7 months

Mr Tickles is real!

gowest04 · 7 months

Alien, reptilian variety..bent on enslaving humanity with their gumby like arms.

kevLAXpro · 7 months

I wonder where that fish did go?

kaoruko · 7 months

oh hai!

NutellaPudge · 7 months

I KNEW IT! his true nature is starting to come out...its only a matter of time

Shamson · 7 months

Dear god. That is the greatest photoshopping I have ever seen. OR IS IT? IS THIS REAL LIFE?

AnarkeIncarnate · 7 months

It helps him give effective reach arounds

JuanDiegoDelToro · 7 months

Senator Rick Santorum - Senate High-Five Champion '96-'06

wait-for-it-dary · 7 months

Probably related to this guy

doot_doot · 7 months

i know that guy behind him

Justintime233 · 7 months

He gives one hell of a reach around!

centurijon · 7 months

I would definitely vote for senator stretch armstrong.

telepathicworkshop · 7 months

Reminds me of that super creepy scene from the org. Nightmare on Elm Street

Soyner · 7 months

Plastic Man in the flesh (for us older Redditors).

AgitpropAndApologia · 7 months

Is it me, or does he kind of look like Assad here?

jcaesar22 · 7 months

Slend-torum?

whitmell · 7 months

CHECK EM

tekrat · 7 months

Its an Enderman!

ear10 · 7 months

LONG ARM IS LOOOOOONG

Osiris32 · 7 months

He grew that so he can bitch-slap the country better.

EffYourCouch · 7 months

Brilliant!

TARDIS · 7 months

It cannot be unseen....

Soonermandan · 7 months

Did he get that suit at Goodwill?

medicinalherbavore · 7 months

look at this massive fuck that i give

Thrillho- · 7 months

Senator Stretch Santorum.

electricsandstorm · 7 months

Senator Slender Man

wretlingrock392 · 7 months

he is 1 part of the fantastic 4 (the others are not known yet)

NSMike · 7 months

Does he get to retain the title of senator even though we Pennsylvanians voted his contemptible ass out of office?

Tao_of_darren · 7 months

Senator slenderman!

inkedexistence · 7 months

slenderman!!!!

duxup · 7 months

Any link to the original on the dude's site?

tterminator · 7 months

Senator Santorum officially endoreses Nuclear technology....

SoCo_cpp · 7 months

The yellow dog-thing from that creepy cartoon Adventure Time can do that.

Eurasian-HK · 7 months

only funny if your powers of observation are below that of a blind person.

wallythewombat · 7 months

Hey Marvel I think we got your Reed Richards for the FF reboot.

vjfalk · 7 months

I was genuinely expecting a finger dick...

shoryukenist · 7 months

They edited out ron paul.

DerpinNinjaa · 7 months

Mind fuckery

PureQuixotry · 7 months

Slenderman.

Goliath89 · 7 months

Meh. Slenderman was scarier before he had a face.

snipe320 · 7 months

bahahaha that's awesome

Mofeux · 7 months

I knew it! He's the Slender Man!

LeftHandedGraffiti · 7 months

He was in the first Men in Black?

evanvlane · 7 months

Former senator.

KrobertG · 7 months

That's where he stores his santorum.

pointlessness · 7 months

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zlK5abIJRyM#t=192s

peateargriffon · 7 months

No one noticed how Perry has short stubby arms?

[deleted] · 7 months

You remember me Eddie?! When I killed your brother^I ^{talked^{just^{like^this!}}}

Dahill · 7 months

"Rick Santorum" sounds like a great stage name for a comedian

whatsdis · 7 months

I knew it! Aliens came to earth, took over the strongest nation here, and prevented humans from expanding into the universe! WHY WON'T YOU LET US EVOLVE!?!

comonXsense · 7 months

proof that our congressmen are demons

urmyheartBeatStopR · 7 months

Looks like Santorum have 3 arms...

Shadoweaster · 7 months

That's some Dr. Seuss shit right there.

Ontopourmama · 7 months

I had no idea Reed Richards had been elected.

crispinito · 7 months

the long arm of the.. what?

nstabl · 7 months

Fuck his mind is strong.

Higgs_Particle · 7 months

Where did my fishy fish goooooo?

Musichoard · 7 months

Rick Longforearm

InfidelCastro6 · 7 months

If you look closely you can see it is photoshoped

Amberlily7 · 7 months

Holy shit it's the Slender man!!!!! :0

iDescribePorn · 7 months

Fisting.

DoubleTrump · 7 months

DRR DRR DRR

kobekramer1 · 7 months

Nbd bro, just wavin

Yoshi174 · 7 months

When you never look at porn, your arm grows longer from being so far form your dick.

katsanx · 7 months

karagiozis

wiki link

aleisha_here · 7 months

I thought for sure that this was going to be about the stain on his pants.

BuickTime · 7 months

Fuck photoshop, fold and tear.

Ervin2 · 7 months

Not to mention Rick Perry has cancer.

[deleted] · 7 months

slender man...kill it! kill it with fire!

OneWarning13 · 7 months

Sorry, but this is severely lacking. Any picture of those men needs to include a bomb. Preferably full of rusty razor blades and shredded Bibles

NutFalcon · 7 months

bad shoop

NutFalcon · 7 months

bad shoop

Flemily · 7 months

I showed husband. His response:

"THIS is what the internet is for."

god12 · 7 months

And behind him is senator short arm!

reathe · 7 months

he's a manly muppet

ShrtAttSpn · 7 months

reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grEggB5ghqk

SveNss0N · 7 months

Cannot unsee!!

funny

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