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[–]Wolfosaurus 253 points254 points ago

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Probably related to this guy.

[–]PanicOffice 91 points92 points ago

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Probably related to this guy

[–]spacepirate001 1 point2 points ago

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I always imagined Mr. Fantastic would be, interesting, in a porno.

[–]BenderRodrigezz 64 points65 points ago

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Probably related to this guy

[–]soggies 72 points73 points ago

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Probably related to this guy

[–]RotoBone 67 points68 points ago

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Probably related to this guy

[–]Sheepie91 66 points67 points ago

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Probably related to this guy

[–]TheLastBadger 63 points64 points ago

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Probably related to this guy.

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago

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Probably related to this guy.

[–]Jameshi 32 points33 points ago

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Probably related to this guy.

[–]RedDaggerx 130 points131 points ago

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Wait, what guy?

[–]ilikethecaps 7 points8 points ago

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Don't call me guy, dude.

[–]boobaloo2011 7 points8 points ago

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WHERES LUFFY DAMMIT

[–]Sgtpwner[!] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]qwertykyle 7 points8 points ago

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slender man is terrifying.

[–]ChalgakillerBG 16 points17 points ago

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Fuck you for that.

[–]lherzog 2 points3 points ago

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I knew that one was coming in one of these...

[–]Huntah17 5 points6 points ago

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what is it?

[–]stbeecher 5 points6 points ago

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Just your friendly neighborhood Slenderman.

[–]Unfair 4 points5 points ago

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It's a very tall thin man with no face that stalks and abducts children.

[–]Inteli_Gent 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]royisabau5[!] 2 points3 points ago

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I was expecting this, but I still hate you.

[–]Jonfirst 0 points1 point ago

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this is why i came here.

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 0 points1 point ago

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This is the guy I first though of

[–]NessMudkip 44 points45 points ago

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Probably related to this guy

[–]pyroguy30 14 points15 points ago

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Clicked ever single one of these until I found Luffy. I was not disappointed.

[–]Fretnix 2 points3 points ago

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Same here!

[–]Gavalar 2 points3 points ago

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I was waiting for Inspector Gadget in this thread :(

[–]TheRoboJew 4 points5 points ago

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Probably related to This guy

[–]Guardsman30 37 points38 points ago

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It's not your fault, but the hivemind has chosen to lash out at you as the scapegoat for this horrible thread.

[–]F_Scott_Fitzawesome 16 points17 points ago

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ONE SHALL BE CHOSEN.

[–]ChickenGuy 9 points10 points ago

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RoboJew, I CHOOOOSE YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

[–]Electric_Trout 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the other version of that where it turns into a drawing and he slaps the guy upside the head?

[–]lennyenjoi 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care where I see this photo, or whoever post's it, I will always upvote for how amazingly funny it is.

[–]jgross68 529 points530 points ago

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[–]StratJax 11 points12 points ago

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That's how he keeps the gays away.

[–]buckybone 0 points1 point ago

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Stretchy Arms: For when praying just isn't enough!

[–]Se7en_Sinner 10 points11 points ago

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Reminds me of Slenderman.

[–]The_True_Zecret 7 points8 points ago

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[–][deleted] 107 points108 points ago

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Now this is comedy of caliber.

10/10 would click again.

[–]KingDank420 18 points19 points ago

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I would click it again but it reminds me far too much of slenderman

[–]IRLpuddles 4 points5 points ago

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slenderman?

[–]ICaughtThePlague 11 points12 points ago

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Look up "Marble Hornets" on Youtube. Start at Entry#1 and prepare to be both scared and captivated.

[–]ply447 3 points4 points ago

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Might be best to save it for a time when you are in a room with sunshine pouring in while its the middle of the day, i refuse to watch it at night.

[–]ICaughtThePlague 2 points3 points ago

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Or watch it at night for maximum effect.

[–]NathanExplosions 26 points27 points ago

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Come at in me, bro!

[–]malenkylizards 21 points22 points ago

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Sounds frothy.

[–]JayStax 10 points11 points ago

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Fill me with Santorum!

[–]Sgtpwner[!] 6 points7 points ago

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hehe, C.U.M at me, bro!

[–]snorkle256 94 points95 points ago

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Where is the picture of the one behind him with the small arm or tucked in his shirt?

[–]GeneralWarts 262 points263 points ago

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[–]snorkle256 84 points85 points ago

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Now give him a second arm and a trex head

[–]GeneralWarts 329 points330 points ago

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[–]D4walker 102 points103 points ago

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I would vote for him.

[–]Lillipout 71 points72 points ago

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He is clearly refusing to accept the nomination.

[–]TIMMAHHH 15 points16 points ago

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For some reason this comment made me laugh until I cried. They were manly, manly tears.

[–]goreg 1 point2 points ago

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Did they have a beard and burnt a hole on the ground where they fell?

[–]StratJax 5 points6 points ago

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He'd definitely win in Texas.

[–]demengrad 12 points13 points ago

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Hey, if it fits, it ships.

[–]snorkle256 6 points7 points ago

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Perfect!

[–]headwrong 3 points4 points ago

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I may never, ever stop laughing.

[–]madi_cakers247 2 points3 points ago

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Came here for this, was not disappointed. You do good work sir.

[–]silent_p 7 points8 points ago

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That's a t-rex head. snorkle256 said a "trex head".

[–]Justintime233 3 points4 points ago

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Excellent.

[–]WouldYouTurnMeOn 13 points14 points ago

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Nice job reconstructing his tie.

[–]princess_shami 3 points4 points ago

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This is as awesome as OP's picture

[–]PlNG 4 points5 points ago

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Thalidomide Senator!

[–]ZitsOrGTFO 2 points3 points ago

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So, We meet again.

[–]GeneralWarts 2 points3 points ago

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Zits, we have to stop running into each other like this. It may raise suspicion.

[–]ZitsOrGTFO 2 points3 points ago

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Damn, you're right. I'll keep it on the down low.

[–]Tahj42 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for completing the circle.

[–]Underdogg13 1 point2 points ago

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If it fits, it ships.

[–]serialhex 1 point2 points ago

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Heil hitler!

[–]sebistheworst 1 point2 points ago

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Probably not related to this guy.

[–]avcabob 1 point2 points ago

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Came to the comments specifically for this.

Thanks

[–]michallewtak 0 points1 point ago

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We got a badass over here!

[–]TheCrudMan 3 points4 points ago

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Do you know the name of "the one behind him"? Damn it reddit...

[–]DELTATKG 6 points7 points ago

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... Mittens?

[–]Paladinltd 4 points5 points ago

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EPA?

[–]Jonfirst 2 points3 points ago

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Mr. Wibbles

[–]lolgcat 1 point2 points ago

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Winkle.

[–]TheSemiTallest 2 points3 points ago

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*waits patiently*

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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Senator Reach Around

[–]heisejw 64 points65 points ago

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Slenderman?

[–]ASmokingBun 50 points51 points ago

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Slenator man

[–]benemal 14 points15 points ago

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Senator Slenderman

[–]NoRaptors 7 points8 points ago

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Slendator Slendtorum?

[–]dnbeyer 5 points6 points ago

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Senator Slenderman buys votes for $20

[–]project_twenty5oh1 0 points1 point ago

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Also will propose a bill to ban wifin' in the club.

[–]Santorum_2012 45 points46 points ago

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I will literally be able to reach across the isle.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]theomossop 10 points11 points ago

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the Principality of Sealand is close

[–]Dreys[S] 20 points21 points ago

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[–]loondawg 22 points23 points ago

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It is a most elusive fish.

And it went wherever I did go!

Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish.

Fish, fish, fish, fishy oh!

Oh fishy, fishy, fishy fish.

That went wherever I did go.

[–]Marowak 5 points6 points ago

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Eet ees waffehr theeen.

[–]Hazlzz 1 point2 points ago

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Is it in the cupboard?

[–]burnzkid 5 points6 points ago

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OhGodOhGodOHGOD Its Slenderman!

[–]Kurskovich 0 points1 point ago

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I know what you do with your ears.

[–]whitedahlia 5 points6 points ago

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I'm a little tea pot, short and stout...

[–]standardguy 13 points14 points ago

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so that's how he picks our pockets, and steals our money.

                                                   sincerely american tax payer.

[–]FoolsRun 8 points9 points ago

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That's Senator Fantastic, please.

[–]Herax 6 points7 points ago

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Wow, Rick Perry has a tiny arm!

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 1 point2 points ago

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i want to see this photoshop

[–]AnswersWithAQuestion 3 points4 points ago

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Can someone photoshop this where you basically just fade the "background" a little? I think the final result would look more natural and more of a mindfuck.

[–]eneman 2 points3 points ago

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But the extremely poorly done edit is what makes it so funny.

[–]dylanfarnum 16 points17 points ago

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I dunno, doesn't look very realistic. It's a bit of a stretch...

[–]Beartholomew 10 points11 points ago

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You were really reaching for that pun.

[–]Bulk_Vanderhuge 11 points12 points ago

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I'm not sure you guys grasp how comment thread puns work.

[–]burnzkid 4 points5 points ago

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I dunno, I think they're holding it down pretty well.

[–]Beartholomew 7 points8 points ago

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On the other hand, maybe we've gone too far?

[–]agent37 5 points6 points ago

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I usually try to keep puns like those at arm's length.

[–]kindofabigdyl 2 points3 points ago

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the identity of slender man revealed

[–]inebriates 2 points3 points ago

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Senator Reed Richards (D-NY)

[–]PostSincerity 2 points3 points ago

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His support of the Superhuman Registration Act makes me doubt the D tag.

[–]fmontez1 2 points3 points ago

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CTRL+F Gadget. . nope

GO GO GADGET ARMS!!!!

[–]Hk37 7 points8 points ago

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Senator Frothy Mix is actually Slender Man in disguise.

[–]tottietime 8 points9 points ago

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senator santorum, what long arms you have!

better for the reach-around, my dear...

[–]tubacoopa 2 points3 points ago

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Best hugs ever.

[–]dubu2584 1 point2 points ago

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duh, everyone knows that lizard people can shapeshift

[–]headless_bourgeoisie 1 point2 points ago

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YOGA FIRE

[–]rabidhamster2002 1 point2 points ago

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Mr. Fantastic! He must be touching Sue's boob.

[–]dorkrock2 1 point2 points ago

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Top news: Rick gets arm extension from paraplegic to give reach-arounds from inside closet, claims arm works much better with Santorum on the end.

[–]m4rkies 1 point2 points ago

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Senator Slenderman

[–]Zarking_Fardwarks 1 point2 points ago

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Mr Tickles is real!

[–]gowest04 1 point2 points ago

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Alien, reptilian variety..bent on enslaving humanity with their gumby like arms.

[–]kevLAXpro 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder where that fish did go?

[–]kaoruko 1 point2 points ago

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[–]NutellaPudge 1 point2 points ago

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I KNEW IT! his true nature is starting to come out...its only a matter of time

[–]Shamson 1 point2 points ago

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Dear god. That is the greatest photoshopping I have ever seen. OR IS IT? IS THIS REAL LIFE?

[–]AnarkeIncarnate 1 point2 points ago

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It helps him give effective reach arounds

[–]JuanDiegoDelToro 1 point2 points ago

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Senator Rick Santorum - Senate High-Five Champion '96-'06

[–]wait-for-it-dary 2 points3 points ago

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Probably related to this guy

[–]doot_doot 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Justintime233 1 point2 points ago

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He gives one hell of a reach around!

[–]centurijon 0 points1 point ago

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I would definitely vote for senator stretch armstrong.

[–]telepathicworkshop 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of that super creepy scene from the org. Nightmare on Elm Street

[–]Soyner 0 points1 point ago

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Plastic Man in the flesh (for us older Redditors).

[–]AgitpropAndApologia 0 points1 point ago

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Is it me, or does he kind of look like Assad here?

[–]jcaesar22 0 points1 point ago

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Slend-torum?

[–]whitmell 0 points1 point ago

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CHECK EM

[–]tekrat 0 points1 point ago

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Its an Enderman!

[–]ear10 0 points1 point ago

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LONG ARM IS LOOOOOONG

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

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He grew that so he can bitch-slap the country better.

[–]EffYourCouch 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant!

[–]TARDIS 0 points1 point ago

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It cannot be unseen....

[–]Soonermandan 0 points1 point ago

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Did he get that suit at Goodwill?

[–]medicinalherbavore 0 points1 point ago

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look at this massive fuck that i give

[–]Thrillho- 0 points1 point ago

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Senator Stretch Santorum.

[–]electricsandstorm 0 points1 point ago

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Senator Slender Man

[–]wretlingrock392 0 points1 point ago

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he is 1 part of the fantastic 4 (the others are not known yet)

[–]NSMike 0 points1 point ago*

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Does he get to retain the title of senator even though we Pennsylvanians voted his contemptible ass out of office?

[–]Tao_of_darren 0 points1 point ago

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Senator slenderman!

[–]inkedexistence 0 points1 point ago

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slenderman!!!!

[–]duxup 0 points1 point ago

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Any link to the original on the dude's site?

[–]tterminator 0 points1 point ago

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Senator Santorum officially endoreses Nuclear technology....

[–]SoCo_cpp 0 points1 point ago

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The yellow dog-thing from that creepy cartoon Adventure Time can do that.

[–]Eurasian-HK 0 points1 point ago

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only funny if your powers of observation are below that of a blind person.

[–]wallythewombat 0 points1 point ago

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Hey Marvel I think we got your Reed Richards for the FF reboot.

[–]vjfalk 0 points1 point ago

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I was genuinely expecting a finger dick...

[–]shoryukenist 0 points1 point ago

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They edited out ron paul.

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

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Mind fuckery

[–]PureQuixotry 0 points1 point ago

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Slenderman.

[–]Goliath89 0 points1 point ago

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Meh. Slenderman was scarier before he had a face.

[–]snipe320 0 points1 point ago

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bahahaha that's awesome

[–]Mofeux 0 points1 point ago

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I knew it! He's the Slender Man!

[–]LeftHandedGraffiti 0 points1 point ago

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He was in the first Men in Black?

[–]evanvlane 0 points1 point ago

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Former senator.

[–]KrobertG 0 points1 point ago

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That's where he stores his santorum.

[–]pointlessness 0 points1 point ago

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[–]peateargriffon 0 points1 point ago

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No one noticed how Perry has short stubby arms?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You remember me Eddie?! When I killed your brotherI talkedjustlikethis!

[–]Dahill 0 points1 point ago

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"Rick Santorum" sounds like a great stage name for a comedian

[–]whatsdis 0 points1 point ago

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I knew it! Aliens came to earth, took over the strongest nation here, and prevented humans from expanding into the universe! WHY WON'T YOU LET US EVOLVE!?!

[–]comonXsense 0 points1 point ago

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proof that our congressmen are demons

[–]urmyheartBeatStopR 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Santorum have 3 arms...

[–]Shadoweaster 0 points1 point ago

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That's some Dr. Seuss shit right there.

[–]Ontopourmama 0 points1 point ago

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I had no idea Reed Richards had been elected.

[–]crispinito 0 points1 point ago

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the long arm of the.. what?

[–]nstabl 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck his mind is strong.

[–]Higgs_Particle 0 points1 point ago

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Where did my fishy fish goooooo?

[–]Musichoard 0 points1 point ago

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Rick Longforearm

[–]InfidelCastro6 0 points1 point ago

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If you look closely you can see it is photoshoped

[–]Amberlily7 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit it's the Slender man!!!!! :0

[–]iDescribePorn 0 points1 point ago

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Fisting.

[–]DoubleTrump 0 points1 point ago

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DRR DRR DRR

[–]kobekramer1 0 points1 point ago

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Nbd bro, just wavin

[–]Yoshi174 0 points1 point ago

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When you never look at porn, your arm grows longer from being so far form your dick.

[–]katsanx 0 points1 point ago

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[–]aleisha_here 0 points1 point ago

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I thought for sure that this was going to be about the stain on his pants.

[–]BuickTime 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck photoshop, fold and tear.

[–]Ervin2 0 points1 point ago

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Not to mention Rick Perry has cancer.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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slender man...kill it! kill it with fire!

[–]OneWarning13 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, but this is severely lacking. Any picture of those men needs to include a bomb. Preferably full of rusty razor blades and shredded Bibles

[–]NutFalcon 0 points1 point ago

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bad shoop

[–]NutFalcon 0 points1 point ago

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bad shoop

[–]Flemily 0 points1 point ago

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I showed husband. His response:

"THIS is what the internet is for."

[–]god12 0 points1 point ago

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And behind him is senator short arm!

[–]reathe 0 points1 point ago

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he's a manly muppet

[–]ShrtAttSpn 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SveNss0N 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot unsee!!