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[–]WontThinkStraight 42 points43 points ago*

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Day 2,252: Our research into the Schrödinger's Cat Experiments still meet with failure. We are yet unable to reproduce the collapsed wave form function of a simultaneously alive/dead cat as predicted.

Test #09064c results in an Infinite Looping Cat. Transferring consignment to buttered toast/cat Perpetual Motion department.

Research continues.

[–]Dapwell 8 points9 points ago

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TO MODERN SCIENCE!

[–]coochiesmoocher 2 points3 points ago

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This sounds like something I might read on http://www.scp-wiki.net/

[–]WontThinkStraight 7 points8 points ago

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Day 2,253: Dear God... what have we done...

BT/CPM Department enacted Priority Ultra Containment procedures as of 0400 hours. Test subject #09064c was more successful than we could have realized.

We didn't just create an Infinite Looping Cat. We created Infinite Looping Alive/Dead cats. Laboratory has been overrun by undead feline abominations. The catnip defence barrier won't hold out much longer.

May God have mercy on our souls... the horror.. the horror...

[–]galileofan 1 point2 points ago

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Somewhere, there is a tv show missing a writer. Brilliant.

[–]nuclear_thundercane 9 points10 points ago

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I love everything maru does.

[–]1niquity 2 points3 points ago

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Did you see the one where he jumps in the box?

[–]teebow112 2 points3 points ago

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Did you see the one where he sits in the box?

[–]CammyThePenguin 1 point2 points ago

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I like the one where he slides into the box!

[–]pclamer 10 points11 points ago

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Anyone else go "kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh" outloud after opening this?

[–]kailua808 4 points5 points ago

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-slow hand raise-

[–]train8wreck3 7 points8 points ago

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kinda reminds me of portal

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[–]Renmauzuo 7 points8 points ago

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If only we had some way to vote for comments we like or dislike so we wouldn't have to make one word posts like "this".

[–]uncoiledspaghetti 0 points1 point ago

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this.

[–]squarebit 4 points5 points ago

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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

[–]LordHartington 2 points3 points ago

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Impossibru!

[–]eaglebacon 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit Reddit Reddit Reddit

[–]JelleFm 1 point2 points ago

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I sence a disturbance in the matrix

[–]Sprechensiedeustch 0 points1 point ago

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I sense a disturbance in the catrix

[–]Hugfangi 1 point2 points ago

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this thing and counting is the best sleeping medicine

[–]SooHard 1 point2 points ago

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There's something trippy about these cats.... and I can't put my finger on why.

[–]SO_with_cancer 1 point2 points ago

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Can't... stop... watching...

[–]hrabib 1 point2 points ago

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I thought of this

[–]IOUaUsername 1 point2 points ago

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How much for your kitty fountain?

[–]ABigHairyMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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now you're thinking with portals

[–]MaNsLaUgHtEr56187 1 point2 points ago

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its portal 3 guys

[–]prurient 1 point2 points ago

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THE SUPERIORITY OF CATS HAS MANIFESTED ITSELF!

The finitude of dogs cannot match the inifnitude of the kitteh race!

MARCH ON, FELINES TO VICTORY! ...or forever be stuck in that loop.

[–]amacsquared 1 point2 points ago

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WHO SHOT THEIR PORTAL GUN IN THAT BOX!!! DAMN IT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TOO TELL YOU.....!!!

[–]katey1801 0 points1 point ago

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Either there was a glitch in the Matrix, or that cat is thinking with portals.

[–]GoldeN_FalcoN 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's thinking with portals!

[–]Carlz0r 0 points1 point ago

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Cuddliness, a function of fuzziness and cuteness, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: cuddly thing goes in, cuddly thing comes out.

[–]sporkasaurus 0 points1 point ago

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what the fuck.

[–]Pturd 0 points1 point ago

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Aperture Science at its best! Thank you portal gun!

[–]Koopslovestogame 0 points1 point ago

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needs portal entry/exit colors added

[–]Fojhed 0 points1 point ago

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Now you're thinking with portals!

[–]xsnakedlunch 0 points1 point ago

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I don't like this. This makes me uncomfortable.

[–]SlightyAskew 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently the machines are defragging the Matrix today.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Impossible. Cats always land on their feet.

[–]IOUaUsername 4 points5 points ago

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This cat never lands.

[–]OverAllGENIUS -1 points0 points ago

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is there an original?

[–]EnhancementShaman -1 points0 points ago

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Now you're thinking with portals.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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There are 3 Cats!!