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[–]Duck123 17 points18 points ago

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I feel like if I could time travel, I would never stop punching my old self. Over and over again.

[–]Professor226 5 points6 points ago

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I'd go back and have sex with myself. You'll never find a lover that knows your needs better.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'd continually go back to the same moment and spit off the roof of my apartment building in hopes of tricking someone on the street into thinking that it was starting to rain

[–]innosins 32 points33 points ago

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Cats? Check.

Bold Statement about how much of a moron you used to be? Check.

Timed GIF With just the right amount of humor: Check.

Upvote.

[–]oneXnine 8 points9 points ago

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Last call for the front page karma train!

ALL AAABBOOOOOAAAARRRD!!

[–]icameow14 2 points3 points ago

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Unfortunately this is not circlejerk :(

[–]mynameisGeir 10 points11 points ago

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choo choo motherfucker

[–]Tyleroo8 4 points5 points ago

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SO BRAVE FOR POSTING THIS OUTSIDE OF CIRCLEJERK

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM

[–]UnknownArchive 8 points9 points ago

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[–]arup02 2 points3 points ago

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wow

[–]shanda_leer 1 point2 points ago

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this cat deserves more upvotes

[–]EukaryoteZ 1 point2 points ago

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See there where it says major? Select computer science. No, Trust me. Now delete that WoW account and start looking for internships.

[–]Zalanicht 1 point2 points ago

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That's so deep, it made me ponder of what I could do in this universe. My past self so young and juvenile lost in this world. Ironic that I'm still lost without any direction in this life that's on a spinning planet which means nothing in the grand scheme of things.[9]

[–]FunfettiHead 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. Now get out and fuck something while you can. Don't question it just get lost in it.

[–]piyokochan 0 points1 point ago

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Wtf was I doing? Why looking at cat gifs of course. Silly future me, what a silly question.

[–]mwkenned 0 points1 point ago

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Or your cat wondering what you are doing while you jerk it.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

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When I meet past me I'll have power ball numbers and a plan to befriend and backstab mark zuckerman.

[–]Zooph 0 points1 point ago

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On that last verb, literally or figuratively?

Please say literally...

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

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why not both?

[–]Jenksz 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd in my legal studies class.

[–]argylecat 0 points1 point ago

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Can't stop hearing whoosh sounds in my head each time the cat paws go up and down

[–]voltron818 0 points1 point ago

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this is the funniest thing ever. you seriously just made my day better. thank you.

[–]rebelway 0 points1 point ago

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That cat is Italian.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AT THIS TIME!

[–]TehSquid -1 points0 points ago

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