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[–]TheSonOfDisaster 643 points644 points ago

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That's a dinosaur, they killed a dinosaur.

[–]mrtherussian 135 points136 points ago

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This is literally exactly what I thought when I saw this, plus the word "fucking."

[–]inobvioustroll 286 points287 points ago

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That's a dinosaur, they killed a dinosaur fucking.

[–]DJHelium 35 points36 points ago

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Made my day! Reminds me of this

[–]aKillerCrocodile 113 points114 points ago

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[–]tubaornottuba 16 points17 points ago

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Not sure if Bebop, or Rocksteady?

[–]maskoncrooked 69 points70 points ago

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[–]wolfkstaag 89 points90 points ago

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Do you people just, like, HAVE these COMPLETELY RANDOM IMAGES saved up for occasions like this?

[–]React420 55 points56 points ago

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Yes.

[–]ctolsen 29 points30 points ago

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I like how she tracelessly lost her top.

[–]poopinwaffles 7 points8 points ago

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Well bend me over, kiss my ass, and hand wash my privates! It is a dinosaur!

[–]manbrasucks 2 points3 points ago

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True story the words were actually going to be "bend me over, get on the floor; Everybody walk the dinosaur"

[–]Ahhartsock 114 points115 points ago

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[–]anothermonth 67 points68 points ago

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I only understood 4.5 meters from that article. Either OP's friends are really small people or they measure crocodiles by their wingspan... or something.

[–]Cosmic_Charlie 127 points128 points ago

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[–]panochador 80 points81 points ago

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I use this when showing my wang on a webcam, it's very effective.

[–]primedape 18 points19 points ago

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Panochador used resize. It's super effective.

[–]HydrostaticShark 48 points49 points ago

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This. It's a pretty common trick when you're out hunting or fishing. Just holding a fish out ahead of you at arm's length can make it look much more impressive on film than it actually is. Source: do it all the time.

[–]gobearsandchopin 29 points30 points ago

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Just to be clear, I don't know what the fuck you guys are fucking talking about. Forced perspective or not, do you have any fucking idea how fucking scary a fucking 4.5 meter crocodile would be?

[–]Captain_Generous 10 points11 points ago

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This is all confusing. On top of being 4.5 meters, it has a wingspan of what now???

[–]KallistiEngel 9 points10 points ago

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Perspective. It can be deceiving.

[–]uncwil 9 points10 points ago

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I'm confused as well. Based on the number of people there I was guesstimating at over 20 feet. That is troublesome because the largest ever nile croc is supposedly 21 feet.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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I, in my depravity, read that title as "MONSTER COCK"

[–]DrakeDealer 20 points21 points ago

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I only come on Reddit to read usernames.

[–]PDerp 7 points8 points ago

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Oh god. So did I. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Fausterion 2 points3 points ago

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Link is down for me.

[–]apullin 372 points373 points ago*

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http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ou1vu/huge_croc_is_this_real/ (already reposted)

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/otqpw/nope_kill_it_with_fire/ (seems to have been posted at the same time)

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/m8tmh/take_your_guess_at_how_many_redditors_he_can_fit/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ou2ko/holy_fuck/ (another subsequent repost)

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ou2cm/remind_me_never_to_go_to_africa_reason_372/ (another)

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/oscjb/whos_hungry/ (yesterday)

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/oscfe/im_never_going_near_the_water_again/ (also yesterday)

So, something is up here. Clearly, the poster is bullshiting when he tacitly connects himself to the photo. This must have just hit Yahoo News or something recently, and so everyone decided to repost it. And this guy just figured out what the best title to put on it was.

This smacks of account swarming. Anyone calling BS on this dude gets downvoted quite quickly, and no one seems to really be skeptical, despite karmadecay clearly show that this has been posted months ago, and yesterday. Likely, kohlio seeded this post with some upvotes and a bunch of comedy comments, which people respond to by jumping on board with their own comedy comment, and an upvote. Crazy shit.

[–]lordofthefart 32 points33 points ago

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Nope, OPs' friend is in that picture. He's from Africa and sent him this picture from the village internet. He's not from any particular country, just Africa.

[–]entropikone 4 points5 points ago

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Africa isn't that big, i saw lion king and it all fit on my television screen.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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I agree. I get so annoyed by these stupid fucking titles people have to make. Look what my GF made! Look what my friend did! Fucking reposting google images and saying your gf or friend or mom or grandpa or whatever is terribly annoying to me and I always downvote when I see it. I dont know why it just irks me so much.

[–]lotictrance 18 points19 points ago

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It irks you because people are lying on the Internet for fake number points.

Troublesome indeed.

[–]Blerrie 16 points17 points ago

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But the upvotes flow in, your comment is halfway down the thread, and the croc from 'the country of Africa' makes it up the pages. Welcome to Reddit 2.0, where the content doesn't matter.

[–]moderndayvigilante 2 points3 points ago

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This. I was always the guy who spoke out against reposts. Now, I just sit the fuck back and let the karma train choo choo. And a few months ago, it seemed like Reddit actually cared about downvotes. Now the people calling out the reposters are just getting downvoted into oblivion (most of the time) for some strange fucking reason.

[–]SuperWolf 426 points427 points ago

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[–]ShiftyLookingTeen 131 points132 points ago

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I'm watching this movie right now. And I was also watching it 2 hours ago.

Good God this movie is long...

[–]Realworld 18 points19 points ago*

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Looks good. What is it?

edit: thanks everyone!

[–]pendulus 63 points64 points ago

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Hook. - See Bangarang for a nice mash-up.

[–]mudslag 5 points6 points ago

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Pogo always does great mashups

[–]Prius 12 points13 points ago

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I was thinking it was an artistic re-interpretation of Clock Town.

edit: And then I saw the crocodile...

[–]papadopus 4 points5 points ago

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Clock Town as in Majora's Mask?

[–]FortyFs 14 points15 points ago

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[–]ShiftyLookingTeen 17 points18 points ago

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Hook.

If youre in America/have netflix, its up for streaming now. Its a little long, but I enjoyed it.

[–]seashanty 3 points4 points ago

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Honestly, its probably not gonna be very good if you disnt grow up watching it.

[–]YHZ 18 points19 points ago

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Mine was Lake Placid.

[–]nicson123 12 points13 points ago

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TICK TOCK

[–]omni_wisdumb 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Sharkey42o 2 points3 points ago

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Except those kids have clothes, clocks & cake

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 235 points236 points ago

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Remind me of this: http://imgur.com/CnRhX

[–]patriotaxe 467 points468 points ago

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Princess Mononoke's gonna be pissed.

[–]thegeicogecko 107 points108 points ago

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It's really Ashitaka who has a right to be pissed

[–]Epershand 31 points32 points ago

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Whelp, going to watch that movie (edti: again) now.

[–]thegeicogecko 30 points31 points ago

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Fuck yeah. Best movie of all time:D

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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Just so y'all know, Studio Ghibli has been putting out some really sick new movies, too.

Tales From Earthsea

Poppies on the Hill

The Secret World of Arrietty

[–]Mudders_Milk_Man 17 points18 points ago

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Earthsea was...not so good.

It wasn't terrible, and it wasn't as horrid an adaptation of the books as SciFi network's version, but it was mostly poor.

[–]jc214x 21 points22 points ago

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Howl's Moving Castle was always a favorite of mine.

[–]Waqqy 5 points6 points ago

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I thought earthsea sucked ass...but thats just my opinion

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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but dragons

[–]kibble 4 points5 points ago

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And when we have all enjoyed ourselves with those, we can change our lives forever with this one.

[–]Grumpy_Kong 6 points7 points ago

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FUCK! I spent years trying to forget that movie.

...damn good movie...

but...

but...

Crap, where did all of this dust come from while someone is cutting onions...

fuuuuuck

[–]RedRowBlueBoat 2 points3 points ago

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Grave of the Fireflies was just...heart wrenching.

[–]ittehbittehladeh 2 points3 points ago

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Just saw that this past Thursday. I'm glad I saw it, but damn.....

[–]scaremyselftosleep 9 points10 points ago

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tales from earthsea is bad. They forgot to include the meat in the sandwich. Theres no middle. Its beginning and beginning, and still beginning and oh its ending and ending and is it over? its over.

[–]kaos112 53 points54 points ago

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Now, just what the fuck is that?

[–]lindzasaurusrex 43 points44 points ago

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It's a piggy! And now, the actual story behind that picture. I remember when this happened. x3

[–]ultimatt42 102 points103 points ago

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The actual actual story behind that picture.

Monster Pig (or Pigzilla) was a controversial 2007 story that initially ran in the news media as a report (and a series of accompanying photographs) of an eleven-year-old boy shooting a giant feral pig. The pig was claimed to have been shot during a hunt on May 3, 2007 by an eleven-year-old boy named Jamison Stone. The location of the shooting was the Lost Creek Plantation, a commercial hunting preserve outside Anniston, Alabama, USA. According to the hunters (there were no independent witnesses), the pig weighed 1,051 pounds (477 kg) and 9 feet 4 inches (2.84 m) in length.

The story quickly ran into veracity problems with news organizations backing off on their coverage when inconsistencies in the story were revealed, including NBC, who canceled their interview with the Stone family last minute when they suspected the story was a hoax. It was pointed out right away that the photographs of the pig released to the media seemed to be purposely posed and doctored to exaggerate scale. It was later also revealed that the "giant feral hog" was a actually large domestic farm-raised pig named "Fred" that had been purchased by the hunting preserve's owner 4 days before the hunt in an apparent publicity stunt. There was a 2008 grand jury investigation of the event based on charges of animal cruelty that was later canceled.

[–]they_call_me_dewey 53 points54 points ago

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Red flags were popping up all over that story for me... How the hell does a hog grow to over 1,000 pounds on a hunting preserve. where there are people there every day killing hogs? Second, how does a hog that big "run through the woods"? That thing would need a fucking landing strip to run anywhere.

[–]cC2Panda 41 points42 points ago

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If it is anything like a bison, it just lumbers and things that get in the way, cease to be in the way.

[–]jazzrz 9 points10 points ago

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I smell a tag line for Hummer in there somewhere.

[–]ChaosMotor 2 points3 points ago

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Nah, a modern Hummer will get high centered on glitter.

[–]SashimiX 36 points37 points ago

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There was a 2008 grand jury investigation of the event based on charges of animal cruelty that was later canceled.

So, it's okay to slowly torture pigs on a farm, and it's okay to hunt wild pigs, but it's not okay to hunt pigs from a farm. Got it.

[–]Big_Baby_Jesus 6 points7 points ago

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Actually, that pig was killed at a farm you can hunt at. The "commercial hunting preserve" is not a preserve in any normal sense. You pay decent amounts of money to stay in a nice decked out cabin, and then game animals that you've picked from a menu are released near you for you to shoot. I think at the place Dick Cheney shot his friend, they would release quail from a cage behind a bush and then these old guys would shoot them as they fly away.

[–]DollarsforDerek 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of the South Park episode where the Japanese are lied to and told chickens and cows bombed them.

[–]EverybodyWantsSomeE 15 points16 points ago

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Yup. Faked. Perspective shift, just moved the kid back to make the pig look bigger. Probably the same as that lovely croc up there.

[–]frozenphil 8 points9 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

"It feels really good," Jamison, of Pickensville, said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "It's a good accomplishment. I probably won't ever kill anything else that big."

[–]Apocolypse007 15 points16 points ago

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"If the claims are accurate, Jamison's trophy boar would be bigger than Hogzilla, the famed wild hog that grew to seemingly mythical proportions after being killed in south Georgia in 2004."

It grew after being killed? It was quite mythical indeed.

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[–]felix_dro 51 points52 points ago

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do you ever accidentally log out?

[–]Angora 11 points12 points ago

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Jesus Christ. A .50 caliber revolver? What the fuck were they hunting, tyrannosaurus?

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago

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Dude that is what they were hunting- a bigass pig. Was that not clear enough from the picture?

[–]Running_Bear23 14 points15 points ago

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No; when you're hunting Tyrannosaurus you use .577 Tyrannosaur. Duh.

[–]VoodooAK 9 points10 points ago

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You can even go bigger. I give you the .700 WTF

Not a revolver though.

[–]Pinslate 21 points22 points ago

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Those things fuck up my land and cost me a lot of money.

The bigger the damn bullet the better ಠ_ಠ

[–]PDerp 7 points8 points ago

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Clever girl.

[–]frissonFry 11 points12 points ago

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That's how I met your mother.

[–]Necrotroph 36 points37 points ago

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INFINITE BACON

[–]Braggle 10 points11 points ago

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Okkoto?

[–]bitcheslovedroids 6 points7 points ago

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Precious?

[–]ratatman 5 points6 points ago

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That's not real right?

[–]AnnArchist 9 points10 points ago

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Its real, but the story was the kid shot it. I believe it was actually farm raised, released and killed by the dad though

[–]ratatman 10 points11 points ago

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How is that an actual hog. I don't believe it.

[–]Orschmann 38 points39 points ago

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The kid is actually only a foot tall.

[–]ratatman 15 points16 points ago

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Oh

[–]AnnArchist 10 points11 points ago

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We get 1000+ lb hogs each year @ the Iowa State Fair.

http://www.bsbrewing.com/blog/wp-content/fair-2006-second-biggest-boar.jpg

Its not a real wild hog. Wild hogs couldn't get that obese, however if it were raised on a farm and released, it could get that big.

[–]om3n 21 points22 points ago

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Damn those are some big balls. Is there a poop stain on his nutsack? Are his nuts slapping his ass while he runs or he just shitting all over his nuts?

[–]StrugglingWithEase 17 points18 points ago

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I don't think he's running anywhere.

[–]DrKisses 4 points5 points ago

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[–]theboneykingofnowher 4 points5 points ago

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Is that a male ro female pig?

[–]AnnArchist 22 points23 points ago

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pretty sure those are nuts

[–]patriotaxe 1633 points1634 points ago

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[–]Beer_Is_So_Awesome 51 points52 points ago

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Everybody. Everybody has new crocodile boots.

[–]Poogy 79 points80 points ago

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And all I can think of is third world success kid doing this

[–]canuck_rob 143 points144 points ago

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[–]Uncle_Sammy 296 points297 points ago

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You magnificent bastard.

[–]EetzRusheen 113 points114 points ago

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Typical reddit comment. [√]

[–]Xarnon 31 points32 points ago

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Do you happen to play Reddit Bingo?

[–]kohlio[S] 64 points65 points ago

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you made me giggle.

[–]quitefunny 17 points18 points ago

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Glorious.

[–][deleted] 220 points221 points ago

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This is somewhat of an optical illusion with this. The people are further back then they appear to be making the crocodile look bigger.

[–]rustyshax 89 points90 points ago

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Indeed, they're actually several miles back and several miles tall.

[–]420simmons 76 points77 points ago*

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True, but there is no denying that this was a veritable monster.

I would certainly not enjoy swimming if I knew I was in a 5 km radius of that behemoth.

[–]TyPower 28 points29 points ago

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Funny to think that that crocodile was probably born before World War I broke out.

[–]steakknife 45 points46 points ago

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Or sad.

[–]SomberClouds 3 points4 points ago

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I think it's really sad if it's one of those few hundred year old crocs that supposedly exist.

[–]ConformOrElse 53 points54 points ago

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tick tock tick tock. hook's afraid of the big bad croc

[–]u8eR 31 points32 points ago

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This has been around since at least August of last year.

[–]dmills12 8 points9 points ago

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Lake Placid 4: Africa

[–]engaginggorilla 7 points8 points ago

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This Croc ain't got shit on Gustave... (I thought they had caught him upon seeing this picture and my heart sank, keep doin yo thang crocodile bro)

[–]Evistro 32 points33 points ago

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Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!

[–]apullin 7 points8 points ago

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You're a god dammed liar?

http://www.tineye.com/search/ad9211dfd49b319ab05531df2abbbbe2c35dbf19/

Actually, I'm in that picture. 4th guy from the right, that's me.

[–]Trindal 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like a 40-man raid, IRL. Loot drops include wallets, belts, boots and jewelry.

[–]Sizzalness 4 points5 points ago

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Gomek? That thing is at least 20ft long. I couldn't imagine being one of the people hunting it.

[–]Dhananhay 65 points66 points ago

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Ok, so every one knows this is fake right ... its just done with an optical illusion the crock is closer then it appears and the people are farther than they appear.... sorry to shatter your dreams of being eaten by the most bad ass of creatures.

Still a big ass reptile however dont be mistaken

[–]aazav 127 points128 points ago

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It's not fake. It's a 16 foot croc. But it was shot by Steve Curle, not the OP's friends, years ago.

http://i.imgur.com/H9Mzj.jpg

[–]Dhananhay 29 points30 points ago

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Im not saying its a fake crock and it would come out to be about 16 ft rough estimate ... but the way the pic was taken makes it look alot bigger ... If you look at the picture there are roughly 16 or so people full chested to the camera behind the crock if each of those were had a 2ft chest span that would suggest that the crock was 32ft long ... big crock not as big as the pic would suggest at first glance

[–]unwarrantedadvice 16 points17 points ago

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croc (no "k")

"That croc is not that big! That is a crock of shit!"

[–]Dhananhay 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah, I realized I was doing that after I submitted it but felt like I made my choice and Im sticking with it.

[–]Forensicunit 6 points7 points ago

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I commend you on your gutsy move.

[–]Dhananhay 4 points5 points ago

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On second thought I should have just said it was a subtle commentary on the photo ... can I change my answer?

[–]MegalosZ71 12 points13 points ago

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Reddit cries foul when a fuzzy giraffe dies, but is indifferent when a massive crocodile is killed.

[–]ducttape83 9 points10 points ago

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I was headbutted my a giraffe at a zoo when I was a child. I have no sympathy for these vicious creatures.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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For this image (and the monster hog image also posted in comments) they are using a "forced perspective" camera trick that makes the animal appear much bigger than it actually is (although the croc still is huge).

Notice nobody in the photo has a hand or arm hanging over the front side of the animal. They are sitting further back from the animal than the picture implies.

[–]Frylok1177 49 points50 points ago

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They killed the population control machine :(

[–]Jumpy89 16 points17 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]TwoHands 4 points5 points ago

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we just need a few more of those in the community swimming pools around here in CA. Should liven the place up a bit... or not, as the case may be.

[–]liverpoop 3 points4 points ago

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Bad Ass. Good eats. Tastes like rubber chicken.

[–]Dumb_Fucking_Comment 3 points4 points ago

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I hope someone goes to prison for killing all those African-American children!

[–]loercase 20 points21 points ago

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Aw, poor crocodile. I has a sad. :(

[–]stlunatic15 6 points7 points ago

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That thing is like a fucking dinosaur.

[–]StarshipPoopers 6 points7 points ago

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[–]boombyebye 7 points8 points ago

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Africa... the country

[–]Psycochem 7 points8 points ago

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My hometown is in Africa too, I must be neighbors with OPs friend.

[–]windy444 5 points6 points ago

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And I bitch about mosquitoes.

[–]nancylikestoreddit 2 points3 points ago

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They couldn't just let it be?

[–]scrotal_misadventure 2 points3 points ago

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they killed all those black people?

[–]dropkickninja 11 points12 points ago

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Ho. Lee. Shit.

[–]youngjeezyvsgbush 12 points13 points ago

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Herro? Dis Ho Lee.

[–]meatwad75892 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone else find it cool that huge reptiles like this could maybe be considered modern dinosaurs?

And I find that fucking awesome.

[–]Crogater 2 points3 points ago

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so can birds...

[–]emtilt 2 points3 points ago

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They aren't really that closely related to dinosaurs. Birds, on the other hand, probably are. Taxonomically, most scientists classify birds as a specialized subgroup of theropod dinosaurs.

[–]Zelcron 2 points3 points ago

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TIL your friend lives in Resident Evil 5.

[–]Kiyosal 10 points11 points ago

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When it happens that a fisherman kills a massive shark or like this where someone shoots a 20-25 foot crocodile/alligator/python or whatever it really is a shame that such an animal that without human interference would have been top of the food chain, a prime example of evolution is almost cheated. I understand that human innovation (the creation of weaponry capable of killing such massive creatures) is also survival of the fittest, but it almost feels like cheating.

Not sure where I planned on going with this but I think it's a shame if something gets so big or is so positive (survival wise) from others of it's species, that someone killed it.

[–]Legitsu 4 points5 points ago

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I understand where you are coming from, but if that thing was in your backyard I'm pretty sure you'd shoot it.

[–]mightyfat 4 points5 points ago

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Smee! SMEEEEEE!

[–]herpty_derpty 2 points3 points ago

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Gustave? Or is he still on the loose?

[–]phphreddit 4 points5 points ago

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Reminds me of this, caught back in my country (Philippines) just last year.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2034007/Worlds-largest-crocodile-captured-Philippines-villagers.html

There's a video too :)

[–]Hufftey 4 points5 points ago

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I will probably be downvoted, but does anyone else feel like that is such a magnificent creature, seems like a bit of a...,I don't know, waste?

[–]arg0818 3 points4 points ago

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shame they had to kill it. . . such a magnificent beast. i'll bet bet it claimed a fair number of villagers in its long life, but its still sad to see such an incredible specimen fall to the gun.

[–]Wilky323 1 point2 points ago

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Fuckin dinosaur

[–]Hamlet7768 1 point2 points ago

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Gustave?

[–]FerrariThug 1 point2 points ago

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that's a fucking dinosaur

[–]morellox 1 point2 points ago

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FOOD!!!! cue little dancing black kid meme

[–]StarshipPoopers 1 point2 points ago

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Third world success town.

[–]bluefeesh 1 point2 points ago

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tonight...we feast!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I can't be bothered reading all the comments: Is this real? Should I be amazed?

[–]Im-postle-able 1 point2 points ago

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Forced perspective.. the boasting hunters best friend.

[–]pyxlated 1 point2 points ago

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They beat the end boss. Now they get to eat him.

[–]rawbamatic 1 point2 points ago

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Please tell me this isn't Gustave.

[–]plobster 1 point2 points ago

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In Australia, we step over these things to get to the bus.

[–]johnny861 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, how many first world people thought this was going to be a piece of legislation?

[–]pants_full_of_pants 1 point2 points ago

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Lockjaw down.

[–]zersch 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus Christ, kill it with - community effort.

[–]SuperShamou 1 point2 points ago

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Damn alligator bit my hand off! He got me, but I tore one o' that bastard's eyes out! Look at that, hahaha!

[–]Redklok 1 point2 points ago

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HOOK HOOK WERES THE HOOK

[–]ALL_CAPS_PERVERT 1 point2 points ago

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DID THEY AT LEAST FUCK IT FIRST?

[–]cccjfs 1 point2 points ago

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Why? Was it killing livestock or something? Did it pose a threat to the villagers?

[–]bernie16wb 1 point2 points ago

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It'd be way cooler if they didn't kill it.

[–]randomramblings01 1 point2 points ago

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Shoes for the whole village

[–]Arrogant-Basterd 1 point2 points ago

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No way they killed that thing.

That's something a hundred men or MORE could never do.

[–]IOUaUsername 1 point2 points ago

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That's nothing. My hometown has the world record for the largest crocodile ever caught, 10.5 meters long (that's 31 feet for imperial troopers).

[–]MANCREEP 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Lorick 1 point2 points ago

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deviljho?

[–]eifpr0n 1 point2 points ago

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They found a clock inside.

[–]MasterOfTheMoon 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know about crocodile, but alligator is good eating. Somebody send these guys some honey mustard!

[–]herroevery1 1 point2 points ago

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[–]whomad1215 1 point2 points ago

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Did that have a clock ticking inside of it?

[–]sllort_gnillort 1 point2 points ago

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RE: RE: FW: FW: RE: FW: RE: RE: RE: FW: FW: FW: Someone has been diggin around their parents email backlog.

[–]wilhelmce 1 point2 points ago

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Captain Hook would be proud.

[–]chatterbooox 1 point2 points ago

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Is your friend from Jurassic Park by chance?

[–]DegeneratePaladin 1 point2 points ago

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Did they find a clock inside?

[–]Spalunking01 1 point2 points ago

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This image has been on the internet for years. I had one of my friends tag me as an african boy in this on facebook..

[–]El_Sid 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking hell..

Can't you just say "Hey! Found this pic"

[–]sfacets 1 point2 points ago

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They should really get closer to the camera...

[–]Crinklepouch 1 point2 points ago*

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Genocide is terrible Edit: Oh, the alligator thing, not the Africans. Gotcha.

[–]SoManyCookies 1 point2 points ago

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it broke out of the masterball didn't it D:

[–]moral_orel 1 point2 points ago

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THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

[–]Blurring 1 point2 points ago

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Welp that's enough dinosaur for me today.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Are they going to make a clock out of it?

[–]kolpime 1 point2 points ago

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How? Mortar fire? Flak cannon? Haduken? Team seal 6? ..... Bruce willis?

[–]jigglemybowls 1 point2 points ago

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the whole village is gonna be decked out in crocodile shoes, purses and wallets for the years to come. Pimping it !!!

[–]ShatnerMouth 1 point2 points ago

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It's a fucking dinosaur, man.