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[–]lilstumpz 56 points57 points ago

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RE-RE-RE-REPOST

[–]teddypain 4 points5 points ago

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This picture and post never get old for me.

[–]homertone 0 points1 point ago

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Keep going, you're not nearly there.

[–]Purdaddy -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck yea, nice repost. OP's other content probably got downvoted for being a repost in the first place. Got your back lilstumpz.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 5 points6 points ago

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I don't always laugh on /r/funny, but when I do it gets awkward

[–]Good-2-B-King 26 points27 points ago

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get over it...we're all a bunch of assholes, including yourself probably

[–]Pit_of_Death 15 points16 points ago

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Shut up, asshole.

:-)

[–]AWDMANOUT 10 points11 points ago

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How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?!

[–]jonathanrdt 9 points10 points ago

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Yo...

[–]jsmayne 11 points12 points ago

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I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes.

[–]komradelaika 0 points1 point ago

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Keep firing, assholes!

[–]ObsGenesis -1 points0 points ago

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As long as none of us are Italian we won't have to worry about tipping over and bailing out...

[–]skydreamer303 -1 points0 points ago

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this town isnt big enough for all these assholes. im sheriff asshole.

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[–]Tiburone 0 points1 point ago

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Dear.....god... o.o

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[–]Good-2-B-King -1 points0 points ago

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that's something my grandma would say (and has)

[–]PersianGodfather -2 points-1 points ago

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Everyone's got one, and they all stink.

[–]UnknownArchive 7 points8 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
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source: karmadecay

[–]_Ruk3_ 4 points5 points ago

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LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Help_I_Lost_my_face 2 points3 points ago

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I'm confused. The is a whole /r/ to my little pony?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Yep! they won't be able to help you find your face though :(

[–]classy_stegasaurus 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, and it is awesome!

[–]jsmayne 0 points1 point ago

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last i heard there is over 87,000 subreddits

here is one of the better ones http://www.reddit.com/r/Malkovich

[–]Catalyst6 -1 points0 points ago

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Ohhh you have no idea the depth of this.

/r/ClopClop (NSFW)

[–]Good-2-B-King -1 points0 points ago

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SO BRAVE!!!!!

[–]ELEMENTALITYNES -3 points-2 points ago

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thanks, oily thighs.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I'll give you a downvote to cry about.

[–]BarackisKing 5 points6 points ago

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Every time I repost here

FTFY

[–]Tmnsquirtle47 1 point2 points ago

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Ironic that this post made the front page, no?

[–]hatdude 1 point2 points ago

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repost.....BUT ON THE FRONT PAGE. Wait....how did this happen? I think I need to go rethink my life....

[–]m00nh34d 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because it's a child crying.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because we are!

[–]bluelyon 1 point2 points ago

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EVERY FREAKIN TIME

[–]Rizilium 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote. Happy now?

[–]Tao_of_darren 1 point2 points ago

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Love you mystery man

[–]Dmfman 1 point2 points ago

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I like tits.

[–]melodidi 0 points1 point ago

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My thoughts exactly..

Though I feel like I get my revenge every time someone says something MEAAAAN and I get to downvote them. SO YEAH SCREW YOU GUYS I CAN STEAL YOUR PRECIOUS KARMA, HOW ABOUT THAT?!

[–]TheDizzardOfOz 0 points1 point ago

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I love this too much, simple trolling provides me with more laughs than genuine jokes

[–]riptaway -5 points-4 points ago

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Maybe you should stop reposting, idiot

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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I hate when people like you get downvoted for saying what I'm also thinking.

[–]riptaway -1 points0 points ago

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Meh I've got like 10k comment karma and most of my posts are in the negatives. I don't give a shit. Reddit is full of idiots

[–]Hellothereawesome 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly... it's like they don't have feelings... I refuse to say any jokes for hours after I try my luck on Reddit.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That was not funny at all, and a double post to boot. You should probably just delete your account.

[–]waterbuffalo69 1 point2 points ago

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Or just go die.

[–]pibroch 0 points1 point ago

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Y'know, I feel this way sometimes, but fer Christ's sake, I'm not going to get bitchy every time I post something I think is funny that gets downvoted to oblivion. I just go about my day and post something else and see what happens.

[–]Good-2-B-King -1 points0 points ago

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this

[–]wisewizard -1 points0 points ago

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Make it about trees and come join the ents. We laugh at damn near everything even reposts.

[–]UncleDrunkle -1 points0 points ago

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Well i guess this is funny now

[–]rafads -1 points0 points ago

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So true, I feel the same.

[–]swiftverbicide -1 points0 points ago

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Most people on Reddit probably feel the same way

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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fuck these every time i post or how i feel when i post. go suck a fat cock.

[–]BinAlaDiN -1 points0 points ago

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So serious not funny

[–]crozic -1 points0 points ago

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HOW IS THIS FUNNY WHY WAS THIS POSTED HERE

[–]Multiple_Pickles -2 points-1 points ago

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I can relate...

[–]Nosirrom -3 points-2 points ago

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Downvoting roman got you down?

[–]_HoneyBadger_ -2 points-1 points ago

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I Don't Care.

[–]seejanevote -3 points-2 points ago

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Priceless

[–]wrankin1101 -4 points-3 points ago

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OMG WE GET IT ALREADY

FUCK

[–]jeanpaulfartre 0 points1 point ago

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YEAH LIKE WTF AND LOLZERSAURUS AMIRITE?