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[–]annoyinglyclever 107 points108 points ago

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I don't... oh... OH. ಠ_ಠ

[–]lilmissie365 11 points12 points ago

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My exact reaction.

[–]relativex 3 points4 points ago

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This.

[–]webchimp32 22 points23 points ago

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Reminds me of an old joke about the prostitute that sits on a bar stool and slides slowly to the floor.

[–]andrewsmith1986 119 points120 points ago

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[–]jbfghost7 36 points37 points ago

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What a good soul you are, andrewsmith1986. I feared the [FIXED] demon was going to rear its ugly head, but nay, you've thwarted the beast and commented with a reply. A gentleman, a hero, and so much more.

[–]andrewsmith1986 27 points28 points ago

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I always reply in the comments.

I don't care about link karma.

[–]jbfghost7 6 points7 points ago

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Save, my prince has come.

[–]Reddozen 4 points5 points ago

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Why do you hate cats?

[–]tortsy 0 points1 point ago

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i prefer astroglide

[–]andrewsmith1986 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck no, stuff stains.

[–]pretty-little-angel 15 points16 points ago

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The thing that bugs me about this ad is that she is clearly sitting too far back for the joke to work.

Look at how far forward the poles are compaired to where her arse is.

First time I saw this I completly missed the joke, because I thought she just had her legs wrapped around the pole infront of her.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you, I couldn't for the life of me figure out what it was. And I see your point.

[–]Pec0 41 points42 points ago

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having sex with her would be like a hot dog in a......town.....

[–]slickmcghee 1 point2 points ago

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As loose as a wizards sleeve...

[–]Pride_Of_Scotland -5 points-4 points ago

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LIKE THROWING A HOT DOG DOWN A HALLWAY AMIRIGHT?

[–]diggitydan 8 points9 points ago

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ouch. also- ouch.

[–]sjhill 8 points9 points ago

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Got this emailed to me years ago - still makes me smile...

... but not as much as the smile that's on her face!

[–]KingOfRibbles 9 points10 points ago

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That isn't subtle! She's stuffing a huge mooring post up her vagina. That's pretty raunchy...

[–]danceydancetime 0 points1 point ago

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It takes a minute to get it, though.

[–]Riresurmort 12 points13 points ago

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Took me way to long, good add

[–]funyun2 2 points3 points ago

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[–]facebook_hero 2 points3 points ago

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French translation: High expectation lubricant

[–]jjtarr 0 points1 point ago

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High power lubricant

[–]phreeck 0 points1 point ago

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High force lubricant.

[–]prometheus1981 2 points3 points ago

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Butt lubricant.

[–]Smallandtinyperson 3 points4 points ago

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That is fucked up!

[–]felix1429 6 points7 points ago

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LITERALLY

[–]scottg96 2 points3 points ago

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As opposed to fucked down?

[–]p2pirate 2 points3 points ago

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After a year of being a member and a casual browser for a year prior, Reddit really is just the Internets recycle bin.

[–]Beffa 10 points11 points ago

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Ummm.. Where did the pole go?

[–]ShortWhiteFriend 27 points28 points ago

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thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]movie_man 22 points23 points ago

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Oh. I thought it was that since she used the lube, her vagina was so wet that she created the lake.

I uh... Now I get it.

[–]scottg96 0 points1 point ago

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thatsthejoke.avi

[–]Horse_Fetish 5 points6 points ago

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thatsthejoke.exe

[–]scottg96 32 points33 points ago

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The file you are about to download can harm your computer. Are you sure you wish to download thatsthejoke.exe?

[–]BluescreenOfDeath 1 point2 points ago

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Of course I fucking do! Why else would I click the goddamned link!? Fucking computers...

Why am I getting all these pop-ups? And what's burning smell coming from?

Calls tech support

No, I didn't download no fucking virus. What do you think I am, a moron?! The damned thing's just broke! I demand a refund!!

[–]Beffa 0 points1 point ago

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noshitsherlock.gif

[–]ras344 0 points1 point ago

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In her vagina.

[–]Klokateer 4 points5 points ago

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Would love to see that porn.

[–]CheeseYogi 1 point2 points ago

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Butt plug.

[–]Flumper 1 point2 points ago

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It took me far too long to realise what was going on in that picture. God damn my drug addled brain.

[–]raptroszx 0 points1 point ago

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This is brilliant. I tip my hat to the person that came up with this.

What language is it in?

[–]juwhooo 1 point2 points ago

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French

[–]ssb8002 0 points1 point ago

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My imagination just scarred me for life.

[–]Bradmastah 0 points1 point ago

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My face turned from /: | to :O in 2 seconds flat.

[–]evelution 0 points1 point ago

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Followed soon after by :) ...then :D

[–]phreeck 0 points1 point ago

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Then D: when you realized she's too big to please you.

[–]GoodnightPrince 1 point2 points ago

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Then ;) When you realise the opportunities with this kind of expansion.

[–]Mikerk 0 points1 point ago

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Why can't it be shes just straddling it and her body blocks the view of the post?

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

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Because lubricants help stick things in your butt.

[–]dontcondescendme_man 0 points1 point ago

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Duh.

[–]RowGreen 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, now I get it.

At first I thought it was some weird comparison of the rough cobblestone to the smooth lake.

[–]Realworld 0 points1 point ago

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Bollard. It's called a bollard.

[–]Nenha131 0 points1 point ago

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This gets me every time I see it...and every time it takes me like 2 minutes to get it and then...ಠ_ಠ

[–]trev2010 0 points1 point ago

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That thing floating out in the water is very subtle. I knew I'd get the joke.

[–]mirk1 0 points1 point ago

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she took it like a champ

[–]lgnphilli 0 points1 point ago

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Repost here

[–]evanthesquirrel 1 point2 points ago

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Last time I saw this people were complaining about it being a repost. I said if I haven't seen it it's new to me. Now that I've seen it, it isn't new. Still funny, though.

[–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 8 points9 points ago

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Thanks for catching us up

[–]supernewf54 -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder if there is an echo.

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[–]supernewf54 1 point2 points ago

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o...o...o