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So i came across this today on my feed (i.imgur.com)

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[–]BoreasBlack 11 points12 points ago

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Jesus should probably shave his legs...

[–]TenTera 0 points1 point ago

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...Naah man, that would mean he'd have to wear pants.

I, for one, love having hairy legs, for they liberate me from the torment of pants.

[–]cypressgreen 16 points17 points ago

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...and when you saw only one set of wheel tracks, then, my son, I was riding on your shoulders.

[–]SirUtnut 15 points16 points ago*

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THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!!!

[–]RhymesandRakes 5 points6 points ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this.

[–]lastactioncowboy 3 points4 points ago

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me too :D

[–]CynicalSkeptic 4 points5 points ago

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Make that three!

[–]romestfub 2 points3 points ago

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four yay!

[–]hillbillypaladin 3 points4 points ago

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Jesus is gonna wreck that kid's balance and make him face plant immediately

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Jesus is not wearing a helmet. What a terrible influence he is on that kid

[–]RandomFrenchGuy 1 point2 points ago

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But Jesus can't fall. He's nailed to his board !

[–]TeCuervo 2 points3 points ago

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I finally understand. Jesus is gay!

[–]lastactioncowboy 2 points3 points ago

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jesus IS gay! FTFY

[–]chaoticflanagan 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus looks like a god damned squatter.

[–]xXRequiemXx 1 point2 points ago

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Looks rad.

[–]BloggerZig 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like it was drawn by Brad Neely...

[–]Konquerer 1 point2 points ago

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Looking for some new experiences? Double your fun in bed...with Jesus.

[–]TheGag96 1 point2 points ago

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This calls for a new meme: Epic Jesus.

[–]KyroDCK[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Id upvote that

[–]andrew69er 1 point2 points ago

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im an atheist(no shit) but skating with jesus would be FUUUUUUUUUN!

[–]ericplaysdrums 1 point2 points ago

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He does a mean Christ air.

[–]Cloud_dreamer 0 points1 point ago

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Ha ha the fun has been doubled!

[–]Cloud_dreamer 0 points1 point ago

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Or if you rather prefer double your pleasure double tour fun it's the statement of the great mint of double mint gum.

[–]MrMastodon 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno, looks kinda gay to me.

[–]Egocentric 0 points1 point ago

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This was posted on my timeline yesterday. Do I know you?

[–]knurdshogun 0 points1 point ago

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What would Jesus do? Well I can tell you what he wouldn't do... He wouldn't wear a helmet or shoes!

[–]ZiggityHuff 0 points1 point ago

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Must be hard to skate after getting a nail through your ankles

[–]KingMotion 0 points1 point ago

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The first homosexual skater marriage performed in a half-pipe.

[–]lastactioncowboy 2 points3 points ago

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hopefully not the last

[–]kevster2717 0 points1 point ago

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Prepare for trouble as fun has been doubled...

[–]keeblur 0 points1 point ago

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I pray I don't fall.. smack

[–]amc-CR 0 points1 point ago

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that look so gay!!

[–]ThaiTai 0 points1 point ago

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Will Jesus stop you falling off?

[–]SirUtnut 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus has hairy legs...

[–]skeepon 0 points1 point ago

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upskirt

[–]sonofarex 0 points1 point ago

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So if I'm doing doggystyle with my girlfriend then Jesus can come in and make it a wobbly H?

[–]Bronystopheles 0 points1 point ago

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And then nothing sexual happened at all.

[–]profstenny 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus skateboards barefoot? He is a badass.

[–]weemee 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus, I can see your balls.

[–]Jazzbone 0 points1 point ago

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That jesus guy has some hairy legs.

[–]Boriqua-chan 0 points1 point ago

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Seems legit.

[–]thecritic06 0 points1 point ago

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100% more Jesus equals 100% more fun! Of course, 200% of zero is zero, so you can actually double your fun without Jesus. How much Jesus? Zero Jesus.

[–]kingjerxes89 0 points1 point ago

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Screw knee pads and shoes, I'm fucking jesus! Now hold my hand while I shred this line

[–]donutmanZ 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sweet poster. I'd hang it up in my room. And I'm an "antitheist"

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