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Rap Rap Rap (i.imgur.com)
submitted 8 months ago by dummystupid
[–]MysticalMofo 106 points107 points108 points 8 months ago
You know someone is gonna add an e to the end of every "rap" written there.
And it will be hilarious.
[–]deaft 39 points40 points41 points 8 months ago
hi, I'm calling about the rape ad
[–]DontUseThat 22 points23 points24 points 8 months ago
DID SOMEBODY ORDER A RAPE
[–]deaft 14 points15 points16 points 8 months ago
did you really meet Tina Turner's son seven times?
[–]theodrixx 11 points12 points13 points 8 months ago
This is what future porn will be like.
No more of that pizza delivery or plumbing repair crap, just straight to the point.
[–]MysticalMofo 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
You have just won my internet, fine gentleman.
[–]ctm617 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
40 lbs of it
[–]HairlessSasquatch 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/u2w18.jpg
[–]fisherfan37 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I came here to post this, so I'll upvote you good sir.
[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
YOU RANG?
[–]DontUseThat 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Sorry bro, looking for something a little more frequent
SHUCKS
[–]Madness_As_Muse 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
And then someone will add a g to the beginning of every "rape" written there.
[–]topright 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
And then someone will write "do" at the beginnng of every "grape" written there.
[–]monkikuso 19 points20 points21 points 8 months ago
WTF is erap?
[–]Mister_Jester 8 points9 points10 points 8 months ago
Ah.. The old reddit switch-a-roo
[–]canotfeelmyface -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
What do you have against black girls?
[–]niftyswift 35 points36 points37 points 8 months ago
Ugh, why did you have to edit out the phone number? I am totally interested. I mean, he's seen Tina Turner's son in person 7 times. If that's not a turn on I don't know what is.
[–]rightc0ast 8 points9 points10 points 8 months ago
In this case, I don't think it's even unethical to leave the number visible. Hell, it may be unethical to remove it when posting. The guy wants exposure to his ad, and when it gets the most exposure a sex slave ad can get, OP removes the number? What a dick! ;p
[–]andbruno 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Rap?
[–]JakeFranklin 21 points22 points23 points 8 months ago
Well with credentials like that he'll have no problem. Phone is ringing off the hook as I type.
[–]daderade 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
you seem to know quite a lot about this person...
[–]GreenAdder 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago*
I think I've seen pictures of this guy's work before. Didn't he once offer nachos as an incentive?
EDIT: Yes. Yes he did.
[–]BIGTIMElesbo 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I can just see this taped to a light pole at Sunset and Alvarado.
[–]Almondcoconuts 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
323 area code so you know its LA
[–]lunameow 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I like to think that Tina Turner's son answered this ad, which is how the advertiser met him.
[–]GreenAdder 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
The lure of nachos can be an amazing thing.
That is BOLD. Money and sex slavery.
I mean, I can imagine one working out... but both.
[–]zmansman17 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
Well, he gets to the point eventually.
[–]Simco_ 9 points10 points11 points 8 months ago
I prefer to think he made his point first then thought he'd throw in the second subject because why not.
[–]valeriob 15 points16 points17 points 8 months ago
I like this ad and I cannot lie.
[–]Fetzilla 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
You otha posta's can't deny
[–]__bob__ -5 points-4 points-3 points 8 months ago
That when an ad-reply walks in with an itty bitty waist
[–]LookAtMeGuys 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
C-c-c-combo breaker.
[–]SouthFresh 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Liar.
[–]andbruno -3 points-2 points-1 points 8 months ago
You other brothers can't deny.
[–]Ajinho 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
for some reason that reminded me of the scene in the simpsons where homer puts on the "rappin' ronnie reagan" tape
[–]burpen 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
If you're like me and hadn't heard it, here you go.
[–]danteschneider 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Only in L.A.....
[–]mr_schmunkels 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
read this is in will smith's voice with the beat from fresh prince in the background.
not bad.
[–]kellykebab 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Yeah, why is a phone number that appears to be posted in a public area blurred?
[–][deleted] 8 months ago
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[–]genequagmire -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
He's Black.
[–]gonzothefrog 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
relevant
[–]Astro493 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
High marks for the correct usage of the Oxford comma.
[–]andyinatl 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
If its on a post in ATL the bitches are already lined up @ his house as we speak.
[–]SeetharamanNarayanan 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
323 area code, central LA.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
thanks a lot for blurring the number, how am i supposed to call him!??!
[–]Zagrobelny 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I've been seeing this floating around the internet for years. Wish I could remember where I originally saw it.
[–]Michealxfoo 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
fap*
[–]Lantro 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
So... did it work?
[–]SwollenOstrich 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Did anyone else start rapping what the poster said and were sorely disappointed?
[–]scrubbyducky 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
lol. you spelled rape wrong.
[–]ForgettableUsername 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I would like to meet some ladies to rap with and have as sex slaves. If you are interested, meet me at the bench tomorrow at five o'clock (I have to walk my cat after work because its thursday). Bring some snacks and non-alcoholic beverages as this will take four+ hours.
--Chris
[–]grey-and-black 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I threw myself away on my husband because I didn't know that this guy was out there.
Rap...:-(
[–]PericlesATX 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Seems legit. Don't be a pussy. Call him, especially if you got a big butt.
[–]sexydeathtime 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
fap fap fap
[–]genequagmire 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Obviously fake. There are no Asians with big asses.
[–]Dean_thedream 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
this is probably the work of andy milonakis
[–]DrewMcW 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I read this in the voice of Andy Milonakis
[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
One could say it's rapping paper.
[–]ENRICOs 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I predict that this guy is gonna get some.
[–]VancouVore 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Failed to deploy Oxford comma
[–]aSystemCollapsing 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I wat'd.
[–]pavas 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I'd be his bitch
[–]Eskelsar 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
What's the purpose in blurring his number if he obviously didn't care about having it out in the public?
[–]UpvoteAllOfThePosts 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Have a great day all! ^_^
[–]fallingstarr123 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Rap Rap Rap
[–]Ahrounmoon 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Reminded me of the lyrics to a Wesley Willis song. It kicked a llama's ass.
[–]Diabetic403 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Dude knows his shit :O even met Tupac? wow!
[–]DollyHaze2012 -2 points-1 points0 points 8 months ago
why'd you blur out his number??!!! Dude met Tina turned SEVEN TIMES! That's all women really want you know?
[–]CptQuestionMark -2 points-1 points0 points 8 months ago
Rape Rape Rape
[–][deleted] -7 points-6 points-5 points 8 months ago
*fap fap fap fap fap
[–]rembinalle -5 points-4 points-3 points 8 months ago
came here to say that!
[–]Quetz23 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
You came here to say "fap fap fap fap fap"...?
[–]rembinalle -9 points-8 points-7 points 8 months ago
MORE UPVOTES FOR THIS MAN PLEASE!
[–]TheEpicSalad -3 points-2 points-1 points 8 months ago
What is this I don't even.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
[–]MysticalMofo 106 points107 points108 points ago
[–]deaft 39 points40 points41 points ago
[–]DontUseThat 22 points23 points24 points ago
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[–]theodrixx 11 points12 points13 points ago
[–]MysticalMofo 0 points1 point2 points ago
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[–]HairlessSasquatch 1 point2 points3 points ago
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[–]rightc0ast 8 points9 points10 points ago
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