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[–]MysticalMofo 106 points107 points ago

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You know someone is gonna add an e to the end of every "rap" written there.

And it will be hilarious.

[–]deaft 39 points40 points ago

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hi, I'm calling about the rape ad

[–]DontUseThat 22 points23 points ago

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DID SOMEBODY ORDER A RAPE

[–]deaft 14 points15 points ago

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did you really meet Tina Turner's son seven times?

[–]theodrixx 11 points12 points ago

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This is what future porn will be like.

No more of that pizza delivery or plumbing repair crap, just straight to the point.

[–]MysticalMofo 0 points1 point ago

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You have just won my internet, fine gentleman.

[–]ctm617 7 points8 points ago

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[–]HairlessSasquatch 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fisherfan37 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to post this, so I'll upvote you good sir.

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 0 points1 point ago

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YOU RANG?

[–]DontUseThat 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry bro, looking for something a little more frequent

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 0 points1 point ago

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SHUCKS

[–]Madness_As_Muse 2 points3 points ago

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And then someone will add a g to the beginning of every "rape" written there.

[–]topright 0 points1 point ago

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And then someone will write "do" at the beginnng of every "grape" written there.

[–]monkikuso 19 points20 points ago

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WTF is erap?

[–]Mister_Jester 8 points9 points ago

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Ah.. The old reddit switch-a-roo

[–]canotfeelmyface -1 points0 points ago

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What do you have against black girls?

[–]niftyswift 35 points36 points ago

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Ugh, why did you have to edit out the phone number? I am totally interested. I mean, he's seen Tina Turner's son in person 7 times. If that's not a turn on I don't know what is.

[–]rightc0ast 8 points9 points ago

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In this case, I don't think it's even unethical to leave the number visible. Hell, it may be unethical to remove it when posting. The guy wants exposure to his ad, and when it gets the most exposure a sex slave ad can get, OP removes the number? What a dick! ;p

[–]andbruno 3 points4 points ago

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Rap?

[–]JakeFranklin 21 points22 points ago

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Well with credentials like that he'll have no problem. Phone is ringing off the hook as I type.

[–]daderade 2 points3 points ago

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you seem to know quite a lot about this person...

[–]GreenAdder 17 points18 points ago*

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I think I've seen pictures of this guy's work before. Didn't he once offer nachos as an incentive?

EDIT: Yes. Yes he did.

[–]BIGTIMElesbo 0 points1 point ago

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I can just see this taped to a light pole at Sunset and Alvarado.

[–]Almondcoconuts 0 points1 point ago

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323 area code so you know its LA

[–]lunameow 0 points1 point ago

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I like to think that Tina Turner's son answered this ad, which is how the advertiser met him.

[–]GreenAdder 0 points1 point ago

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The lure of nachos can be an amazing thing.

[–]topright 0 points1 point ago

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That is BOLD. Money and sex slavery.

I mean, I can imagine one working out... but both.

[–]zmansman17 6 points7 points ago

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Well, he gets to the point eventually.

[–]Simco_ 9 points10 points ago

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I prefer to think he made his point first then thought he'd throw in the second subject because why not.

[–]valeriob 15 points16 points ago

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I like this ad and I cannot lie.

[–]Fetzilla 4 points5 points ago

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You otha posta's can't deny

[–]__bob__ -5 points-4 points ago

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That when an ad-reply walks in with an itty bitty waist

[–]LookAtMeGuys 1 point2 points ago

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C-c-c-combo breaker.

[–]SouthFresh 0 points1 point ago

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Liar.

[–]andbruno -3 points-2 points ago

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You other brothers can't deny.

[–]Ajinho 4 points5 points ago

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for some reason that reminded me of the scene in the simpsons where homer puts on the "rappin' ronnie reagan" tape

[–]burpen 4 points5 points ago

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If you're like me and hadn't heard it, here you go.

[–]danteschneider 3 points4 points ago

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Only in L.A.....

[–]mr_schmunkels 3 points4 points ago

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read this is in will smith's voice with the beat from fresh prince in the background.

not bad.

[–]kellykebab 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, why is a phone number that appears to be posted in a public area blurred?

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[–]genequagmire -1 points0 points ago

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He's Black.

[–]gonzothefrog 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Astro493 2 points3 points ago

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High marks for the correct usage of the Oxford comma.

[–]andyinatl 3 points4 points ago

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If its on a post in ATL the bitches are already lined up @ his house as we speak.

[–]SeetharamanNarayanan 1 point2 points ago

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323 area code, central LA.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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thanks a lot for blurring the number, how am i supposed to call him!??!

[–]Zagrobelny 1 point2 points ago

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I've been seeing this floating around the internet for years. Wish I could remember where I originally saw it.

[–]Michealxfoo 1 point2 points ago

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fap*

[–]Lantro 1 point2 points ago

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So... did it work?

[–]SwollenOstrich 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else start rapping what the poster said and were sorely disappointed?

[–]scrubbyducky 1 point2 points ago

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lol. you spelled rape wrong.

[–]ForgettableUsername 1 point2 points ago

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I would like to meet some ladies to rap with and have as sex slaves. If you are interested, meet me at the bench tomorrow at five o'clock (I have to walk my cat after work because its thursday). Bring some snacks and non-alcoholic beverages as this will take four+ hours.

--Chris

[–]grey-and-black 1 point2 points ago

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I threw myself away on my husband because I didn't know that this guy was out there.

Rap...:-(

[–]PericlesATX 1 point2 points ago

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Seems legit. Don't be a pussy. Call him, especially if you got a big butt.

[–]sexydeathtime 1 point2 points ago

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fap fap fap

[–]genequagmire 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously fake. There are no Asians with big asses.

[–]Dean_thedream 0 points1 point ago

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this is probably the work of andy milonakis

[–]DrewMcW 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in the voice of Andy Milonakis

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 0 points1 point ago

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One could say it's rapping paper.

[–]ENRICOs 0 points1 point ago

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I predict that this guy is gonna get some.

[–]VancouVore 0 points1 point ago

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Failed to deploy Oxford comma

[–]aSystemCollapsing 0 points1 point ago

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I wat'd.

[–]pavas 0 points1 point ago

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I'd be his bitch

[–]Eskelsar 0 points1 point ago

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What's the purpose in blurring his number if he obviously didn't care about having it out in the public?

[–]UpvoteAllOfThePosts 0 points1 point ago

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Have a great day all! ^_^

[–]fallingstarr123 0 points1 point ago

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Rap Rap Rap

[–]Ahrounmoon 0 points1 point ago

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Reminded me of the lyrics to a Wesley Willis song. It kicked a llama's ass.

[–]Diabetic403 0 points1 point ago

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Dude knows his shit :O even met Tupac? wow!

[–]DollyHaze2012 -2 points-1 points ago

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why'd you blur out his number??!!! Dude met Tina turned SEVEN TIMES! That's all women really want you know?

[–]CptQuestionMark -2 points-1 points ago

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Rape Rape Rape

[–]TheEpicSalad -3 points-2 points ago

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What is this I don't even.