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[–]skiwop4 123 points124 points ago

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I need to know if the ball went in the Hole!

[–]Nimos 88 points89 points ago

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It's like the ending of Inception

[–]Lecard 11 points12 points ago

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Jesus Christ man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

[–]Sorkijan -1 points0 points ago

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It looked as though it would have.

[–]xyzornat -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes, the ball went in the hole. If you notice, the slant of the "Course," is set up so that, no matter how off your shot is, the ball will go in the hole. Not as impressive a shot now, is it?

[–]Arieskingdom 19 points20 points ago

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I don't think the impressive part is the difficulty of the putt, more so the fact it was a dog doing the putting.

[–]Shortwinds 69 points70 points ago

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That dog really needs a censor bar.

[–]IIdsandsII 40 points41 points ago

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Try to unsee the doggy dick now that you've seen it.

[–]elnrith 3 points4 points ago

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fuck

[–]hayf 19 points20 points ago

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Nice try SOPA

[–]Caxe 5 points6 points ago

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Admit it, how many people went back to look at it?

[–]maniacaldentist 24 points25 points ago

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The penis... it's looking at me!

[–]soxandpatriots1 2 points3 points ago

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that dog better be careful, since you're only 15.

[–]maniacaldentist 6 points7 points ago

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I'm 16 now, quit tagging me in RES. I'll let you off considering I support the pats and the red sox.

[–]soxandpatriots1 0 points1 point ago

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Well, your tag has been changed accordingly. And it's nothing about you specifically or your age, I just enjoy tagging people with their personal details for increased stalking ability. Also glad to see you have good taste in sports teams!

[–]maniacaldentist -3 points-2 points ago

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Well it's nice to know I've been tagged in the first place. You now have a tag entitled "Stalker with style". I actually remember the post which I gave away my age. Bad times. A lot of downvotes.

I'm guessing Boston?

[–]elnrith 0 points1 point ago

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i now have you tagged as "hates being tagged"

[–]endingthread -5 points-4 points ago

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What is this RES you speak of good sir?

[–]endingthread 0 points1 point ago

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Well I'll be sure to do that next time. Good to know.

[–]MetallicBird -1 points0 points ago

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Imagine it hard

[–]SaucyWiggles 10 points11 points ago

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I wonder if, after seeing himself make that shot, he had a self-revelation about physical reality... Then he would be able to learn how to use simple tools, and probably ascend to sapience.

[–]skybike 11 points12 points ago

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My dick is way bigger than that, at least double.

[–]RuDreading 8 points9 points ago

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What is this?? A dick for ants??

[–]Tappen_Zee 3 points4 points ago

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Pics?

[–]skybike 0 points1 point ago

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I used to be a contending congressman in new york but I showed off my wiener too much, I'm not going to risk losing this gig at Starbucks man.

[–]Torch_Salesman 13 points14 points ago

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He clearly doesn't. Golf etiquette requires two pieces of plaid attire, preferably clashing.

[–]fredbnh 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, he's better than some of the people I play with.

[–]downvotesmakemehard 13 points14 points ago

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I wonder how many beatings it took to get him to do that?

[–]teezan 18 points19 points ago

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Just because a dog does a trick does not imply it was beaten. It's much more effective to use positive reinforcement (treats, hugs, etc) to teach them things. Domesticated dogs have been bred to work with humans for a really, really long time. Nice example.

The real depressing story is a dog who lives out his entire life, afraid of the world, ignored and with no purpose or goals. Just sitting on a chain for 15 years waiting to end up in the dirt.

[–]ass_kicker32 3 points4 points ago

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You just made me sad.

[–]teezan 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sorry for that, as an apology here is something that always makes me happy

Dogs like to go places, do things, meet people. Most likely, the dog in the gif gets more attention and feels a greater sense of accomplishment than a lot of Redditors like myself. You say poor dog? I say, poor us.

[–]Patti234 1 point2 points ago

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I bring my dogs everywhere I can. They are visibly more relaxed if I take them out with me on errands. The love trips to the pet store where we just walk between the isles and they get to smell things. I wish I could bring them with me to do other errands, like groceries, banking, etc. Just letting them see the world is good for their minds.

[–]muffley -1 points0 points ago

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Compare the constant happy radiating from Jesse, compared to the look on the dog in the OP. I can't look at it anymore since it makes me so sad. Jesse makes me smile again.

[–]SoConfuse 0 points1 point ago

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This is why these type of pictures and videos tend to make me sad. Dogs are loyal and goofy enough on their own.

[–]MrOrdinary -3 points-2 points ago

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The way the dogs quickly licks its lips is a sure sign that the dog is not happy.

[–]Expert-here 1 point2 points ago

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Whatever he is doing, it's keeping him very happy

[–]angelchi 1 point2 points ago

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i watched that like 6 times in a row.. mesmerized going.. how did he swing like that..

[–]curagedacowrdlydog 0 points1 point ago

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The more I watch this, the less I understand. So many questions...

[–]texred 0 points1 point ago

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That dog has a giant black cock.

[–]Timidestemu 0 points1 point ago

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That ball was totally going to go in.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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That dog can putt better than I can.

[–]Hypersapien 0 points1 point ago

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How the hell does even a dog miss a hole that is completely surrounded by upward slopes?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Just sayin, this dog already got its dick hangin out.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 0 points1 point ago

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I love how he nonchalantly glances over at the ball as it's going down the hill, as if he just doesn't give a fuck.

[–]bpaulsen6 0 points1 point ago

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This quite possibly could be one of the best gifs i have ever seen

[–]katachu 0 points1 point ago

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What kind of dog is this?

[–]LeeroyJenkins- 0 points1 point ago

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Just commenting to show my GF later.

[–]nopnuts4me -1 points0 points ago

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Funny thing is, he's a better golfer than me

[–]yeropinionman -1 points0 points ago

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"So when do I get the piece of ham you spoke of?"

[–]xxsmokealotxx -1 points0 points ago

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I swear I watched it loop 5 times hoping he'd make it before I realized;)

[–]Viking_Lordbeast -1 points0 points ago

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Dogs rarely know what the fuck is going on around them. That's why I love them sooo much.

[–]Radico87 -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder how many kids here are too young to understand a Wishbone reference.

[–]Oxyuscan -1 points0 points ago

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A dog doing people things!

[–]ShaggySham -2 points-1 points ago

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I expected a Spiderman post

[–]eyecite -2 points-1 points ago

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Has anyone made the Tiger Woofs joke yet?

[–]nbshark -2 points-1 points ago

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I wish I could play golf with my penis sticking out like that...

[–]ojolejano -1 points0 points ago

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Mmmm, that poor dog is dead by now

[–]Adempha -1 points0 points ago

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Therefor....

Aliens.

[–]Jonimus -3 points-2 points ago

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This gif is going places.

[–]KidCuLly -2 points-1 points ago

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But it sure is adorable

[–]GreenJesus423 -2 points-1 points ago

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Lipstick?

[–]PunkWaffle -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]joshmail01 -2 points-1 points ago

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Footage of the last congressional hearing, this is how congress makes decisions

[–]jkcal73 -2 points-1 points ago

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EVERY.DAY.AT.WORK

[–]Ingrid2012 -2 points-1 points ago

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I can't imagine the abuse that dog had to go through to learn this stupid trick. Pet owners are so abusive.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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when i wade into the comment thread of a reposted repost and see people just generally reacting to the picture instead of saying something something repost, it make me feel like i spend too much time on reddit.

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[–]Jjiinx 3 points4 points ago

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Doesn't have an eyepatch, so I'd guess No

[–]kmccormi 5 points6 points ago

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I think you're confusing Scottish with Pirate.

[–]Barbariandude -1 points0 points ago

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Only if a wayward pinch of potassium chlorate wouldn't make things go kablooey.

[–]theunknownandrew -3 points-2 points ago

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Seems like he is a mammal ;-)

[–]hoptopop -3 points-2 points ago

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he's in it to win it.

[–]manfrom4Chan -4 points-3 points ago

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I caught an ex of mine sucking off a dog just like this one... different outfit though.

[–]emmyshangalang -4 points-3 points ago

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