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Morning, Woody! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Kalium 91 points92 points ago

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Hrm. Pretty sure those are women's jeans.

[–]ratmeleon 21 points22 points ago

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It's a trap!

[–]JacobMHS 5 points6 points ago

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You have a weird definition of "trap". Wait...

[–]montagv3 4 points5 points ago

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Eleven hours later

[–]Paultimate79 3 points4 points ago

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The shape of the hips and thighs are more a give away than the jeans ಠ_ಠ

[–]MistakeMistake 1 point2 points ago

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Size 8

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Those three buttons are hanging on for dear life.

[–]TankorSmash 57 points58 points ago

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Bitch please.

[–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb 8 points9 points ago

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Where does one find tiny toy dildos?? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Zanedude 5 points6 points ago

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At the tiny toy dildo store!

[–]Derp1121 4 points5 points ago

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http://www.amazon.com/Hello-Kitty-Vibrator-Massager-Masturbator/dp/B000JO034A

At Amazon!!

[–]randomninjaattack 9 points10 points ago

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I laughed much more than I should have at that

[–]bovineexcrement 2 points3 points ago

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pfffft

[–]divulgingflounder 0 points1 point ago

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A good 15 minutes were spent, I took it in waves, scroll through recover repeat. sent to my friend, and bookmarked. Also im printing out the sheep one. Thank you very much.

[–]Chaotix247 0 points1 point ago

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I remember the first time I saw the link to that blog. Hardest I have ever laughed in a long time.

[–]randomhero98 0 points1 point ago

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The dumpster one killed me

[–]Sc2RuinedMyLife 0 points1 point ago

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i always knew woody was a sick fuck

[–]cereal_killer7 11 points12 points ago

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3 buttons on the fly????? wtf???

[–]Iamnotmolestingyouok 25 points26 points ago

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I had pants like those. I called them the "anti-rape" jeans because what rapist is going to take the time to undo all those buttons?

Then the jeans got a hole in the crotch.

[–]Power_of_Pi[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Guilty as charged.

[–]shadypizzaguy 1 point2 points ago

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Go on...

[–]Iamnotmolestingyouok 2 points3 points ago

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i liek pizza

[–]Legoandsprit 0 points1 point ago

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mmmmmm, do go on...

[–]Iamnotmolestingyouok 1 point2 points ago

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Pizza is good. 9/11 was bad.

[–]housewives4satan 10 points11 points ago

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"The weirdest boner"

[–]mccscott 6 points7 points ago

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Where's Buzz?( I know it was you)

[–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points ago

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He's off draining his batteries.

[–]Easy_Sarcasm 2 points3 points ago

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Not really a morning person

[–]KaneinEncanto 2 points3 points ago

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Woody's expression seems to suggest it may be time to do some cleaning in there...

[–]MassiveImagine 2 points3 points ago

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"There's a snake in my..." jeans.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Using this as a pickup line at uni this year, wish me luck.

[–]GoesToE1even 1 point2 points ago

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....that face.

[–]DoctorMiracles 1 point2 points ago

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Andy, you kinky slut.

[–]Doctor_Woo 1 point2 points ago

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I need to buy one of those Woody dolls, but i cant find one anywhere. Help, anyone?

[–]bahamut402 1 point2 points ago

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For gods sake, this

[–]Narroo 0 points1 point ago

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Philippines, I think? It's like $30 though.

[–]Doctor_Woo 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone got an Ebay/Amazon link?

[–]awesomebread 0 points1 point ago

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That chick's got a boner. Ha.

[–]yellowkirby 0 points1 point ago

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subtle, yet oh so clever

[–]JTHipster 0 points1 point ago

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The color of his skin and eyes remind me way too much of m. Bison for me not to instinctively downback forward kick.

[–]says_hi_and_leaves 0 points1 point ago

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This pic i saw long time ago here... [repost]

[–]theunknownandrew 0 points1 point ago

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Now how do we know that it is morning? FAIK it could be afternoon & Mr Woody may have come out 2 meet his friend Ms Kitty

[–]WomenzRightsLoL 0 points1 point ago

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that's a lot of buttons

[–]Rflkt 0 points1 point ago

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He's high from all the fumes.

[–]IAmGoingToFuckThat 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, Woody! Don't forget your hat!

[–]Sc2RuinedMyLife 0 points1 point ago

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best face ever

[–]Derp1121 0 points1 point ago

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Woody looks high and like h's holding a joint

[–]takeonlywhatyouneed 0 points1 point ago

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I can't even explain to you how much this made me lose my shit

[–]Counterman 0 points1 point ago

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I'm inclined to say all this exploitation of Woody is Pixar's own fault, for permitting a doll with such a ludicrously creepy expression.

[–]pururu 0 points1 point ago

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Mom, it is woody!

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

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That face gets me every time.

[–]Radiationcover 0 points1 point ago

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Woody looks disturbingly similar to my friend O.o

[–]Mr_Snuts 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

[–]revolutionaryfaggot 0 points1 point ago

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I love those jeans... Anyone know where I can get them? Might be posting too late :/

[–]lishkimk 0 points1 point ago

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i see wood you did there

[–]yuesor -3 points-2 points ago

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Gay jeans bro

[–]anactualfoot 3 points4 points ago

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Don't think that's a bro, dawg.

[–]yuesor 0 points1 point ago

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The chick with the woody coming out of her pants make this much more stupid IMO. Cool story, huh bro?

[–]anactualfoot 2 points3 points ago

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IMHO, I find the assumed (and likely) femaleness of the secondary subject in the image only adds to the hilarity induced by a breaking of expectations.

Dawg.

[–]yuesor -3 points-2 points ago

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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Mofugga

[–]anactualfoot 0 points1 point ago

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And I'll make passionate, foot-guided love to you every night until we're both dead or so help me GOD I'll give up on all my dreams and become a monk. What do you say, will you play for keeps with me?

[–]yuesor -2 points-1 points ago

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That sounds amazing!

[–]anactualfoot 1 point2 points ago

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Let's do it.

[–]yuesor -2 points-1 points ago

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Changed my opinion. After looking at above picture with the idea, "It's a woman..." The picture became multitudes funnier. Woody's facial expression make the picture.

[–]sodoh -2 points-1 points ago

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How is this wtf?

At least put a stupid title to make it somewhat wtf, like "look what I saw on the bus today coming out of some homeless chicks jeans"

[–]coalbolt -1 points0 points ago

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her woody is sooo highhh

[–]ContractTheory -1 points0 points ago

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"Trying to hold my Woody back through my drawers."

Akon and Eminem. "Smack That." Konvicted. Konvict Muzik. 2006. CD.

[–]transvag00 -1 points0 points ago

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Is he really high or is it just me