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[–]RockalApple 18 points19 points ago

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The world needs more Lilo & Stitch gifs.

[–]robfs 0 points1 point ago

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The world needs more Lilo & Stitch/Thornberry gifs.

[–]original-finder 136 points137 points ago

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[–]CasedOutside 96 points97 points ago

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The bot is stealing your potential karma!!! He is doing the work people used to do! Wake up sheeple!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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He took our jobs!

[–]hohohohe 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jontelang 0 points1 point ago

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he tuk urr juububbs

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[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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oh no my imaginary points!

If you had just said that, you would have my internet point.

[–]Audiovore 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, sheeple is an awesome word. Almost as awesome as defenestration.

[–]SmartAssX 2 points3 points ago

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thats what sheeple would say

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now you're doing it right ;)

[–]danecarney 5 points6 points ago

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Well if it's any consolation I also think sheeple is an awful word. At least it's certainly no way to convince people to think more like you.

[–]dogsarentedible 2 points3 points ago

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I love you

[–]ChoseZoidberg 10 points11 points ago

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This one has a second leaf, so it is actually fixed. i saw what you did there. You deserve an upvote.

[–]justskidding 18 points19 points ago

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You know you're talking to a bot, yes?

[–]OmegaArcadia 10 points11 points ago

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A very sexy bot.

[–]lastabad[S] 11 points12 points ago*

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  1. Say hello to bot
  2. [Flirt] Sexy robot
  3. Refuse Quest

    2 [Flirt] Mind if I take a look at your CPU

original-finder: System overload....bzzz

[–]ChoseZoidberg 5 points6 points ago

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Renegade +6

[–]burkey0307 0 points1 point ago

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Dark Side +6

FTFY

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points ago

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Did somebody say CIRCLEJERK?

[–]lastabad[S] 41 points42 points ago

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lol it just had to be done.

[–]monstercablessuck 15 points16 points ago

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My biggest fear is that someone is going to feel that yours needs to be fixed because "it just had to be done". Admittedly, I don't have a lot of fears.

[–]brewmeister58 3 points4 points ago

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Can we all agree now that it does not have to be done and end this before some jerkoff ruins it?

[–]Randamba 1 point2 points ago

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What if someone photoshopped in a whole bunch of leaves, instead of just one more, and said something witty about that.

Like.... Well, I dunno, but you know people always post at least 8 or 10 [FIXED] versions of everthing.

Replace everything in the gif with leaves.

[–]domasin 17 points18 points ago

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I saw this coming as soon as I saw the original.

All I can think right now Is your karma could have been mine.

[–]lastabad[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Don't be sad, have some karma!

[–]domasin 2 points3 points ago

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Why thankyou. :)

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[–]domasin 3 points4 points ago

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I don't really, it just feels really nice when you do.

Kind of like getting a gold star.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]domasin 7 points8 points ago

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Why get achievements in a video game...

Bragging rights mostly. :P

I don't go out of my waytogetthemthough...

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[–]ado010 2 points3 points ago

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Man, fuck those hidden packages. Not even a god damn map indicating where they are all located helped.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 0 points1 point ago

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Well, someone like me who needs to justify wasting so much time on the internet would say that karma is a measure of how much you've contributed to the reddit community, or how many times someone else has appreciated your ideas. This is of course a shitty rationalization which should be taken with a heap of salt.

[–]lastabad[S] -1 points0 points ago

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/agree

[–]TheToddd -1 points0 points ago

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It's human nature to care about something you are considered 'good' at. Karma points, to some people, show how well they've done with submissions, and the higher the karma, the 'better' you are at reddit.

[–]ReditScientologist -1 points0 points ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]GreyInkling -1 points0 points ago

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No it didn't. I has to be stopped though.

[–]CircleJerkAmbassador 2 points3 points ago

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I always do! But the question is, how brave are you exactly?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm a prisoner of Jigsaw's and he told me to get on the front page or else I'll suffer.

How brave? Not just "SO BRAVE". The correct answer is, "SO VERY BRAVE".

[–]CircleJerkAmbassador 0 points1 point ago

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Don't mind me, I woke up early, took the day off of work and logged in just to upvote you.

[–]tacosofdeath -1 points0 points ago

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NO! NO ONE SAID CIRCLEJERK GRANDPA!

[–]hjqusai 10 points11 points ago

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This is too meta for me

[–]turkishgamer 16 points17 points ago

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  1. See a front page post.
  2. Post a [FIXED]
  3. Profit???

[–]undercoveruser 14 points15 points ago

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[–]zoozoo458 0 points1 point ago

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Karma*

[–]warchamp7 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Uses_Old_Memes 42 points43 points ago

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So brave.

[–]lphie181 16 points17 points ago

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Could say the same about your comment.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, yes I am

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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A fixed gif of a gif that visually represents the nature of fixing posts. This is so deep.

[–]GRNW 2 points3 points ago

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well dammit i was going to do this

[–]mrawesomesuperhero 4 points5 points ago

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I was too lazy to go through with it but I was going to put Nigels face on this with the same name.

Yours was cute though.

[–]lastabad[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I might have to do this later when im not glued to swtor.

[–]Muthy 1 point2 points ago

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This made my day :)

[–]civilian11214 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit, lookout, we got a nerd-down.

[–]Ariensus 1 point2 points ago

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Gah, now I have to find that movie somewhere.

[–]themanthemyththelege 1 point2 points ago

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genius.

[–]nipplenommer 1 point2 points ago

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It still made me laugh. Again. Upvote goddammit.

[–]SmiteHiggins[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind.

[–]Jawesometron 1 point2 points ago

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I watched that fucking gif for such a long time.

[–]c-lozzz 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Th3Marauder 2 points3 points ago

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Double click it. Do it.

[–]wfarrell14 0 points1 point ago

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Very good.

[–]Dokbokki 2 points3 points ago

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OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN

[–]xlaxplaya 1 point2 points ago

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I almost did it myself, but I decided I wasn't a big enough whore. Congratulations, sir. You are a bigger whore than me.

[–]nepobot 1 point2 points ago

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who didn't see this coming?

[–]PineappleBoots 16 points17 points ago

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Blind people. You insensitive prick.

[–]tairar 1 point2 points ago

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I never saw this movie :(

[–]NervosaX 1 point2 points ago

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Just play the whole movie.

[–]dragn99 1 point2 points ago

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It's sandwich day.

[–]jacksonduke 1 point2 points ago

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We must go deeper.

[–]buttplugpeddler 1 point2 points ago

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So Brave.

[–]Nicktendo 1 point2 points ago

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This is why I hate reddit sometimes, this wasn't funny the first time.

[–]wfarrell14 0 points1 point ago

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What you did there. I see it.

[–]uneditablepoly 0 points1 point ago

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Beat me to it...

[–]nata156 0 points1 point ago

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And yet, I love how you see every "[Fixed]" post. Very cute, I approve this!

[–]m2thursday 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for stitch. :D

[–]campeterz[!] 0 points1 point ago

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It was only a matter of time...

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
This is how I see every "[Fixed]" post [FIXED] [FIXED] 2coms 0pts 2hrs funny
This is how I see every "[Fixed]" post [Fixed] 1com -3pts 6hrs funny
This is how I see every "[Fixed]" post 158coms 1268pts 9hrs funny

source: karmadecay

[–]MasterMasturBater 0 points1 point ago

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Better than the first one

[–]robocop12 0 points1 point ago

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I once downloaded a Lilo and Stitch movie off of Limewire when I was around 10-13, as this way atleast 5 years ago.

Turns out Lilo and Stitch was not an animated movie as much as it was a porno. Misleading, very misleading. ಠ_ಠ

[–]hermit1808 0 points1 point ago

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oh my god i want to watch lilo and stitch more than anything in the world right now

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta love Stitch!!

[–]riotlancer 0 points1 point ago

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OH MY GOD I LOVE STITCH THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

[–]Dawwe 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GoddamnSometimesY 0 points1 point ago

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I require more of these stitch gifs!

[–]KingoftheBrits 0 points1 point ago

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... The best thing about this is I was starting an episode of house, and this GIF synced up solidly with the beats in Teardrop.

Rad.

[–]Torquemada1970 0 points1 point ago

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....slowly?

[–]GraffyGirl 0 points1 point ago

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this is so funny.

[–]xtremesalt 0 points1 point ago

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well played sir well played.

[–]smugclooney 0 points1 point ago

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looks like he really "stitched' that up

[–]LinksToOriginal 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Threemor 2 points3 points ago

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Congrats. You made a novelty account based off of a bot.

[–]chickadeed 0 points1 point ago

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/begrudgingly upvotes again

[–]milky_funk 0 points1 point ago

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This meta shit man... knife edge between stunning brilliance and painful stupidity.

[–]AeBeeEll 0 points1 point ago

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You dawg, I heard you like [FIXED]s, so we put a [FIXED] in your [FIXED] so you can [FIX] while you [FIX].

[–]Admiralzzyx 5 points6 points ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you like [FIXED]s, so we put a [FIXED] in your [FIXED] so you can [FIX] while you [FIX].

Fixed.

[–]jessicapony 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there

[–]tenspeedscarab 0 points1 point ago

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Now I'm waiting for a screen full of leaves.

[–]bennybob4 0 points1 point ago

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Oh the Irony

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for Stitch.

[–]timmydunlop 0 points1 point ago

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Now we just need a thirst photoshoped leaf and we could have a [Fixed][Fixed]

And if I see a fixception, someone will be getting a stabbing...

[–]tskman -1 points0 points ago

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awesome

[–]PineappleBoots -1 points0 points ago

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If you weren't gonna do it I was. Upvote!

[–]Andythefan -1 points0 points ago

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P O S T C E P T I O N

[–]Lollipopsaurus -1 points0 points ago

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If only Nigel Thornberry's head was in this somehow.

Anyone?