Genius

eekbah · 9 months

TIL there are people that eat oreos on a regular enough basis to buy a specific utensil for dipping oreos into milk.

winedine69 · 9 months

Or you can just stick a fork in the cream between the two cookies.

EmuSoFly · 9 months

Meh. I use my fingers, like the dirty monkey I am.

lightleaks · 9 months

You need a tool to eat oreos? A TOOL TO EAT OREOS?! Cmon, bunch of amateurs.

thegroverest · 9 months

But fishing them out was half the fun!

SgtSloth · 9 months

This is such fail compared to the fork in the cream between the cookies method.

This thing...

A. Awkward to eat the cookie off of.

B. You have to dip the entire cookie and then eat the entire cookie.

C. still has a very good chance of the cookie falling off the thing.

D. not great for the double or triple stuf ones.

A fork solves all these problems and you probably already have one.

BoxThinker · 9 months

You could also use it to hold your monocle.

NichaelBluth · 9 months

"Costanza, are you eating a Snickers bar with a fork?"
"How do you eat it, with your hands?"

Brycetomeetyou · 9 months

first world solutions

partspace · 9 months

Also known as yet another silly single purpose tool to clutter up my kitchen drawers. Yes, I'm looking at you, egg separator and garlic press.

blink-me · 9 months

Oh look, it's this thread again.

alexgvalvassori · 9 months

Sold out. Does anyone have a guy?

Monsterspock · 9 months

There should be a subreddit where people post their own inventions.

Rev07 · 9 months

Why is this needed? What's wrong with using your fingers?

derphurr · 9 months

WHAT THE FUCK??! JUST GET YOUR FINGERS WET YOU INSANE FIRSTWORLDPROBLEM ASSHOLES!!!@#@!#@#!@$#@

johnnySix · 9 months

closer to ridiculous.

Kazehaya · 9 months

the dipr - The ultimate cookie spoon!

Retanaru · 9 months

Instantly reminded of that no strap bikini bottom thing.

Adam-O · 9 months

It's what separates us from the animals.

sh0th4x · 9 months

i thought this was going to have something to do with portal

aperfektrain · 9 months

Use a fork and just push it into the center. Been doing that for awhile now.

ceddit · 9 months

pro tip: pour milk into bowl instead of cup

p4lm3r · 9 months

America just got even fatter.

shivs4kids · 9 months

this is a utensil for holding cookies. what the hell ever happened to the meaning of the word genius?

DforDrew · 9 months

I thought that this was a device invented to get all the icing from inside. That way no icing is left on the cookie part if all you like is that sweet sweet icing.

senorjavier22 · 9 months

I just put the whole cookie in my mouth then take a drink of milk with the cookie still in there and chew. Like a boss.

SmileEmptySoul89 · 9 months

I feel like using a tool to dip my Oreos in milk would take away from the nostalgic experience of it. I always liked the contrast of the crunchy dry part that doesn't get dipped.

skwig · 9 months

As an Australian I really don't understand the American cookie-milk fascination

AhhhClem · 9 months

A cookie thrower? I guess one could play cookie jai alai with those.

redditspice · 9 months

I've always considered Tesla's invention of Alternating Current as "genius".
You're impressed by a method of becoming obese in a quicker manner.
One of us is the reason society is a steaming pile of shit.

dylanwtn · 9 months

I noticed every post like this on Reddit titled "genius" is usually an incredibly stupid thing that no one really needs.

EDIT: This was posted by Reddit's biggest Karma Whore, Mind_Virus

Fauxtella · 9 months

Chopsticks

emanresu · 9 months

I need a different, special kind of fork for every type of sweet I eat. Also, I need help putting my shoes on.

MrAvenue · 9 months

"Useless"

daupo · 9 months

Poor Leonardo, he wasn't genius enuff to invent another stupid plastic thing that will end up forming a trash continent in the south Pacific.

No genius, he.

njester025 · 9 months

TAKE MY MONEY!

gordonv · 9 months

This tool is called "thedipr." (thedipr.com)
It raised $10k in the first 30 days of Marketing.
Dips cookies without getting germs from your fingers in the milk.
It is already patented and such, so no money to make here.

NinjaSupplyCompany · 9 months

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thehotmageaeris · 9 months

This could also be used to hold your dick while pissing. Like a gentleman.

badboy850 · 9 months

How the fuck does Mind_Virus hit the frontpage twice per day?

Tag him in red as "Karma Whore" and count for yourself.

cgowens · 9 months

How in the ever-living fuck does this sort of thing make the front page? This is another dish to wash. This is a problem that nobody actually has, because nobody actually gives a fuck about getting milk (as opposed to tree sap, sugary liquids, or Cheetos dust) on their fingertips for a couple of seconds.

This isn't a solution to a first-world problem--it's a useless product that would be thrown away by people living in utopia, and it makes the following (see the link below) look like the advent of the internet, in comparison (seriously folks, this shit better not be on the front page by the time that I wake up tmrw, or else there will be absolutely no hell to pay, because I have no way of punishing anyone for refusing to object when people choose to parade ridiculous bullshit like this all around the town square, even while they act as if this excess plastic garbage is somehow analogous to the dictionary definition of "genius")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx3ZpRL0x7g&feature=youtube_gdata_player

fiskeben · 9 months

This is a sign that the world is coming to an end...

WarPhalange · 9 months

It's called a fucking spoon you dumbass.

deanimate · 9 months

Yet another way to waste resources

rokkitgurl · 9 months

DIABEETUS

Mr_Wrathgar · 9 months

This has been posted quite a few times.

lvlI0cpu · 9 months

Doesn't work for Chips-Ahoy, milk's true favorite cookie.

-JuJu- · 9 months

http://www.thedipr.com/

$2.99 and all out of stock.

oreofetish · 9 months

Oh dear God, thank you...

Where can I get one?

hacksoncode · 9 months

Shhhhh, nobody tell Alton.

FerrisJustDied · 9 months

You make me sick!

desi-merican · 9 months

Is this how the white man eats Oreos?

StabbyStabStab · 9 months

Now I know what Captain Hooke's hook was for!

nickfrito · 9 months

Try using a fork stuck in the frosting

omizzle4shizzle · 9 months

They do say there's a fine line between genius and absolute stupidity, right?

lamemantems · 9 months

This should be filed under "First world objects"

iheartdaleks · 9 months

Let the cookie jai-alai games BEGIN.

ConicalThunder · 9 months

this was posted on damnlol and all the americans got shit for it. I love reddit.

cookiesandmilk · 9 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/odv54/awesome_inventions/

r0bolicious · 9 months

Challenge ruined

oleoleoleoleole · 9 months

Is this...is this legal?

xwexcollidex · 9 months

Oh.....

ofMischief · 9 months

or you can figure out how to twist an oreo...

p0b · 9 months

Why not stick a fork in them like most people?

iRateSluts · 9 months

I hold the oreo in my mouth, partway sticking out, then suck the milk through the oreo, like a large, porous straw.

magbast · 9 months

Very smooth design. That said, shuffling through a drawer I would forget what this was used for within a week.

DreadForge · 9 months

....mother of god

bucketofscum · 9 months

What is this witchery?

Silverwave2 · 9 months

Cookies float

iaccidentlytheworld · 9 months

I saw this in a thread of pointless inventions. Now it's genius. Come on reddit, make up your mind!

MrBokbagok · 9 months

Dropping the whole cookie in and fishing it out with a spoon is the only way to eat an Oreo. Fuck forks, and fuck whatever this thing is.

FurryRedBalls · 9 months

Anyone who comes up with a patent that requires nothing but plastic moulded in a particular fashion could be a rich motherfucker.

MrAgoo · 9 months

ill bring these to the skeet shooting range next time

manofsea · 9 months

Retard just use a fork.

thurg · 9 months

pretty sure this was invented for abortion though...

scarycrow86 · 9 months

damn now i'm craving oreos

fuzzb0y · 9 months

I use chopsticks.

Petrified_Wood · 9 months

This will revolutionize the way I eat generic brand Oreos. . .

NiKoAZ · 9 months

Innovations solving 1st world problems!

IANon89 · 9 months

GAME CHANGER!

ci5ic · 9 months

I know I will be downvoted to oblivion for this, because it goes against tradition, but dunking is doing it wrong.. The best way to do it is to put the cookie in your mouth and then milk to soak it. The benefits of this method include:

Never dropping a cookie in the milk.
Never getting milk on your fingers.
Never dripping milk between the glass and your mouth.

brf4n · 9 months

why, that clever device looks like...a hand!

Marloco · 9 months

I just put the oreos in a bowl with milk and eat them like cereal

Tygerlily · 9 months

Why not just use chopsticks?

neededa2ndname · 9 months

Classy

JustDelta767 · 9 months

Damn you reddit. They are sold out of every single color. :( ...http://www.thedipr.com/buy/

Alzog · 9 months

Who else checked to see the comments to see if someone discovered where to buy this ingenious invention?

B0Boman · 9 months

Also doubles as a scraper for the cream filling!

Peaker · 9 months

Milk is really bad for you, man...

Reclaimer-117 · 9 months

This was a well-funded project over at Kickstarter.

rubberbaron · 9 months

Not Double Stuf? Not interested.

meeanne · 9 months

That's what a fork is for.

monkeyballs2 · 9 months

a fork through the center works fine too

92648 · 9 months

Fast someone make it a "First World Problem [Fixed]" meme.

ethanwc · 9 months

I just stick a fork in 'em and it holds them down in the milk. I wait till all the air bubbles stop coming up, then count to 5 or 10. Perfect amount of saturation/crunch.

evolvingmama · 9 months

Forks are cooler.

hallowedsouls · 9 months

Couldn't help but be reminded of this.

sexgott · 9 months

What the fuck. I'm not getting up to fetch something out of the drawer and get it dirty so it will need to be cleaned later just to dip a fucking cookie in milk. I have fingers.

[deleted] · 9 months

Of you can just use a pair of chopsticks.

emmawatsonsbf · 9 months

I just crumble oreos into a bowl of milk. Oreo cereal.

Must_be_wrong_here · 9 months

Is there an certified Oreologist on reddit!?

LeStok · 9 months

the new thong

CraziiSexyIdiota · 9 months

reaaallly...

nichole123 · 9 months

that's how i know the milk it throughly soaked in, when my fingers can squish the cookie!

idiot_circuis_boy · 9 months

Repost.

AcceptableLosses · 9 months

And by "genius" we mean "anally retentive."

notpsycho2 · 9 months

Build one appropriately shaped for nutter butters then shut up and take my money.

andrewswenson · 9 months

thats what a fork is for

Ateslureo · 9 months

Well, now I'm craving Oreos! Thanks, Reddit!ಠ_ಠ

surly_redditor · 9 months

I like to reserve the word "genius" for actual works of genius

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