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[–]Kamenosuke 305 points306 points ago

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Hovercat to base, requesting permission to land, over.

[–]jahoosuphat 254 points255 points ago

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Purr-mission to land*

[–][deleted] 125 points126 points ago

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Cut the shit base, we're trying to be professional here.

[–]StraightPorkin 61 points62 points ago

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Please be on time.

[–]lemur84 47 points48 points ago

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[–]TheBarefootGirl 16 points17 points ago

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What a gorgeous bengal...

[–]reposter_guy 15 points16 points ago

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What a gorgeous clock...

[–]petomane 8 points9 points ago

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What a gorgeous crown molding...

[–]Drawtaru 3 points4 points ago

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What a nice everything you have there...

[–]dopefish7590 5 points6 points ago

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sssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*BOOM\*

[–]SeepingGoatse 6 points7 points ago

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I read this as "What a gorgeous cock..."

[–]xGoodKnight 20 points21 points ago*

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http://i.imgur.com/3b7nn.jpg

EDIT: For those who don't get it, click here.

[–]sleeplessone 1 point2 points ago

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Good times. That is still one of my favorite ones.

[–]rage_erection 6 points7 points ago

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Sorry, just kitten. Base out.

[–]tubameister 1 point2 points ago

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Purr-fessional*

[–]davoust 7 points8 points ago

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purrofessional*

[–]crogar 3 points4 points ago

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*purrfessional

[–]ELEMENTALITYNES 0 points1 point ago

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He's coming in too fast! we need mattresses over hairball, ASAP!

[–]ab103630 2 points3 points ago

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Brace scratching posts for impact!

[–]limmor 19 points20 points ago

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Came here just to see if there are enough hovercat comments.

[–]Never_Approves 7 points8 points ago

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A cat would never ask for permission.

[–]koolllG_uy1911 1 point2 points ago

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This is cat-fort, the landing pad is all yours.

[–]electrashock45 2 points3 points ago

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All your pad are belong to us.

[–]epicGOPfail 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CoNiGMa 0 points1 point ago

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Damnit! Always late....sigh Have an upvote.

[–]that-other-guy 103 points104 points ago

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[–]Glassesasaur 21 points22 points ago

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I never knew I could see that many cat anuses at one time. Thank you that-other-guy.

[–]ZebrasKickAss 9 points10 points ago

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upscat

Wow that sounded nasty.

[–]cynthiadangus 1 point2 points ago

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If it doesn't already have an urbandictionary entry, it should.

[–]WinterPhoenix 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Glassesasaur 6 points7 points ago

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"When you're sleeping he rubs it on your face." ಠ_ಠ

[–]Legitimidget 1 point2 points ago

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My wife, being the scientific type, has suggested that I put lipstick on the cat's ass to verify if contact is being made. I'm intrigued by the idea, but not quite ready to make the leap.

what

[–]sumoshart 0 points1 point ago

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The lipstick thread! Thank you good sir /madam/whatever.

[–]efftony 0 points1 point ago

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In my head I pronounced that "unooses".

[–]Daibuoxx 0 points1 point ago

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Dat glass

[–]Kursum 5 points6 points ago

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Why is that so funny?

[–]galileofan 2 points3 points ago

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Uh, excuse me sir...are you lost?

[–]novalaw -3 points-2 points ago

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Thanks for helping me scratch that itch.

[–]oopsypoopsy 66 points67 points ago

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there should be a whole subreddit for underneath pictures of cats on glass tables

[–]thebendavis 53 points54 points ago

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Are you a Japanese businessman?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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if so, i think we can arrange something.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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[–]acehunter 4 points5 points ago

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I would like to see cats on meth

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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[–]ReallyCoolNickname 7 points8 points ago

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I... I don't know what to say about that.

[–]Kelvara 2 points3 points ago

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Are you just posting the pictures from this link one at a time?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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All but one.

[–]slrarp 1 point2 points ago

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I can't get behind this until I am allowed to show my own flair on your subreddit. Something simple would be nice, yet genius... like a tiny picture of a cat sitting on a glass table.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I have that setting checked, is it not letting you?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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AKA my favourite cat picture angle.

[–]loveisfornerds -1 points0 points ago

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[–]ellizit 19 points20 points ago

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Front paws don't look too comfy...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]cynthiadangus 1 point2 points ago

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They're all nevernots.

[–]schwab002 1 point2 points ago

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but warm!

[–]DumpsterSkunk 20 points21 points ago

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In the grand scheme of things, this isn't a very important picture. However, it has solved the mystery of where cat feet go, and it had given me a small measure of internal peace.

[–]Iamurcouch 16 points17 points ago

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GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED.

[–]UncleChuckles 2 points3 points ago*

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It makes me sad that you're getting downvoted :(. I appreciate your reference, sir or madame.

EDIT: oh now you're up to 8. That renders my post invalid. Sorry.

[–]HYPERNATURL 29 points30 points ago

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so this picture has to be what, like...10 years old now?

[–]wompzilla 49 points50 points ago

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we're not all as deep in the exposed cats scene

[–]cynthiadangus -1 points0 points ago

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I think it's older than the internets themselves.

[–]agentfrosty 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for Zaku Model! =D

[–]telegrams 2 points3 points ago

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THIS IS NO ZAKU BOY, NO ZAKU!

[–]PoliteAndWellSpoken 4 points5 points ago

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Dat cat feet be all mo skwished dan a muhfucka lol

[–]SeveredBanana 4 points5 points ago

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(Username)

[–]Kira_kappuke-ki 2 points3 points ago

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I just looked my cat in the eye and said "I know your secret!"

[–]Slackerchan 3 points4 points ago

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Feet? Hovercat has retractable landing gear, not feet.

[–]krebstar_2000 3 points4 points ago

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Every time I see a cat doing this I say in a high pitched voice "landing gear up!" People look at me weird, but cats like me......I like cats.

[–]Ghost_Eh_Blinkin 11 points12 points ago

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[–]ThisIsYourPenis 8 points9 points ago

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NO

[–]DoubleTapThat 9 points10 points ago

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Thanks brain, you always know what's best for me.

[–]stevstev31 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, when they do that i call it, "egg form" and ur cat is completely white... maybe ill eat your cat or something...

[–]arrowheadt 1 point2 points ago

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I like to think of them floating on water, like a goose or something.

[–]anxiouswreck 1 point2 points ago

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LoveyouI too

[–]isparrow7 1 point2 points ago

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Oooh I have been looking for this for a while. Thanks for reposting!

[–]Delfishie 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe I've been looking at GW too much, but this reminds me of an upskirt photo, but for a cat.

Feels weird, man.

[–]SantosKlaus 1 point2 points ago

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Nice Gouf.

[–]SeveredBanana 1 point2 points ago

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This picture is older than the internet.

[–]kaede1s 1 point2 points ago

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[–]gloomdoom 1 point2 points ago

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I just came in here to express my concern with the current state of Reddit in every respect.

I feel like I saw this for the first time in around 99 or 2000 and I've probably seen it 1,000 times since. And I really don't spend much time online. So you people are all celebrating a decade old photo that's been passed around like a joint at a Dead concert and people are acting like this is some serious work of comedy or art.

I don't know, reddit. I'm not one of those repost Nazis. I never have been. But this has had 9,158 FUCKING upvotes. And that tells me that most redditors are new to the internet or that they're around the ripe age of 14.

I'm guessing a little bit of both. But clearly it's time to head for higher ground.

[–]jabatasu 0 points1 point ago

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I'm 30. I reddit every day. I've never seen this until this morning.

[–]bingbew 4 points5 points ago

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We call this "meatloaf pose" in our house.

[–]nrrdgrrl4500 2 points3 points ago

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"Catloaf" in mine.

[–]BaconPaws 0 points1 point ago

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We call it Hamcat.

[–]LizardBritches 0 points1 point ago

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me too! meatloaves on the monorail.

[–]soylent_absinthe 0 points1 point ago

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Kittyloaf

[–]Never_Approves 4 points5 points ago

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Where did you think their feet went? ಠ_ಠ

[–]pancakehiatt 4 points5 points ago

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same place as hermit crabs

[–]erickcire 1 point2 points ago

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repost?

[–]aging_yuppie 1 point2 points ago

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I think you've started something, brace yourselves the the imminent 'animal on glass table from below' pictures

[–]onelovelegend 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mbakerphoto 1 point2 points ago

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I just thought they absorbed them into their stupid fat bodies.

[–]DJ3XO 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason, this comment actually made me laugh. But still, you made me spray coffee over my keyboard, and I hate you.

[–]EvilSteak 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/cats-on-glass I wonder how many times this unoriginal picture will be upvoted on reddit...

[–]margoslaby 1 point2 points ago

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My mom saw this on her FB today... she almost died laughing. :P

[–]TheEggAndI 5 points6 points ago

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oh, moms.

[–]Ecl1pse 0 points1 point ago

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Thats a chubby cat.

[–]dunntildawn 0 points1 point ago

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looks like a Macbook plug

[–]ropers 0 points1 point ago

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They probably do that for reasons of heat conservation.

[–]Atarimac 0 points1 point ago

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When our cat sits like that, the wife says he is in the "turtle".

[–]kaede1s 0 points1 point ago

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We call our cat a "roast turkey" or "nubbens" when he sits like that!

[–]bodeezy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure if the cat could talk it wouldn't be too pleased with you taking upskirt shots.

[–]Shippage 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit, this is like the picture that started making cats popular on the internet, how old is this?

[–]danidap22 0 points1 point ago

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this almost made me spit out my ding dong

[–]TheTalentedAmateur 1 point2 points ago

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If you can do that at all, you are very flexible. If you can do it while surfing Reddit, you are a very skilled at multitasking.

[–]danidap22 2 points3 points ago

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putting ding dongs in my mouth while surfing reddit is only ONE of my many talents.

[–]TheAnnoyingLife 0 points1 point ago

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Oh.

[–]QuVat 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why but I find this picture incredibly creepy.

[–]archetype4 0 points1 point ago

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What's with the Rhino in the bottom left corner?

[–]blukat 0 points1 point ago

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Floating kitteh!

[–]SexybeastBEAR 0 points1 point ago

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I thought these were bunny slippers UNTIL I LOOKED CLOSER.

[–]muelboy 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a Gundam Zeon Gook model in the bottom left?

[–]fluckyou 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who imagined the picture the OP posted after just reading the thread title?

I love this pic, ever since I saw it on the Cheezeburger site.

[–]RodneyFiendish 0 points1 point ago

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This knowledge makes me feel uncomfortable.But it's knowledge,and as such,I cannot shy away from it.

[–]hockal00gy 0 points1 point ago

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Re-post.

[–]theretheremrmagpie 0 points1 point ago

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have you published these findings in a journal yet? the scientific community will never be the same

[–]nksdabomb 0 points1 point ago

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This changes everything.

[–]Yehoshuag 0 points1 point ago

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I love reddit. Every day you find the answers to the questions you didn't think to ask.

[–]Nebula_stopthewar 0 points1 point ago

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tehe their hind legs and tail make a smiley

[–]jigglemybowls 0 points1 point ago

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the sphinx of reddit id born, BEHOOOOLD

[–]Alonless 0 points1 point ago

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its funny how they feet perfectly to his body :O!

[–]siqniz 0 points1 point ago

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I've always wondered this my damn self

[–]kingnutter 0 points1 point ago

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Photograph supplied by Bob Dylan

[–]jordan042 -1 points0 points ago

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LOL! HOVERCAT IS HOVERING!

[–]ThisIsYourPenis 0 points1 point ago

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I have 2 glass tables and 3 cats, got to try this

[–]Ghost_Eh_Blinkin 1 point2 points ago

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You've also got one shaft and two heads, what's it gonna be bug guy?

[–]deb0rk 0 points1 point ago

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When my cats did this, I called it boat-mode.

[–]theinbetween 0 points1 point ago

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Why does this photo make me so uncomfortable?

[–]bajesus 0 points1 point ago

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Danny Thomas?

[–]theinbetween 0 points1 point ago

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Why does this photo make me so uncomfortable?

[–]TallCarlos -1 points0 points ago

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how did I see this pic on facebook before reddit??

[–]big_airliner_whoa -1 points0 points ago

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now we know! thanx.

[–]Fragite -1 points0 points ago

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Oh my fucking god, I saw this years ago. [/hipster]

[–]Aradia0516 -2 points-1 points ago

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hahahahhaha

[–]bromatose1252 -1 points0 points ago

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It's like a furry megazord from the old power rangers

[–]catheterXXcrazy69 -1 points0 points ago

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Congratulations on finding a years old picture

[–]Ikinhaszkarmakplx -2 points-1 points ago

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Monorail cat malfunction.

[–]dankers -2 points-1 points ago

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JESUS CHRIS IS THAT CAT FLYING

[–]TheIrishNinja -1 points0 points ago

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DA FUCK!