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[–]stevestevosteve 11 points12 points ago

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This makes me think of a disney movie but I can't put my finger on it. Zazu?

[–]Volacide 6 points7 points ago

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Scumbag Steve; Says he can't put finger on it. Fucking puts finger on it?

[–]perixe 1 point2 points ago

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hmm I thought of that duck from Kung-Fu Panda 1, the one who accidentally let the bad guy escape.

[–]johnny4727 8 points9 points ago

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The problem I encounter in nearly every nightmare I have.

[–]sinprex 1 point2 points ago

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This. Every fucking "flying" dream I have ends with me being chased by something terrifying and I can no longer get off the ground.

[–]theblueuke 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed

[–]RebelinNeedofCause 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry one day everything will work out!

[–]theblueuke 1 point2 points ago

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Really? You think?! Thanks!

[–]Mimsy_borogoves 2 points3 points ago

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I always thought Tigers were mostly solitary. Off to Wikipedia!

[–]starlinguk 0 points1 point ago

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I'm assuming they're in a zoo or in a rescue centre or something.

[–]OctaviusCaesar 0 points1 point ago

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They are solitary. This is probably from one of those zoos in china where the tigers are starved and people pay to watch them hunt/fight one another for food.

[–]jason2li 2 points3 points ago

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Have an upvote for NOT saying "Why you no work". I fucking hate that.

[–]MrGoneshead 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. That's a new one for me to worry about - ten terrible tigers try to take talons to trachea!

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

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Nice alliteration there.

[–]OverlandBaggles 4 points5 points ago

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Honestly, this made me sad.

[–]evanthesquirrel 4 points5 points ago

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so you'd rather see cats starve?

[–]johkonut 5 points6 points ago

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It's the cirrrrrrrrrrcle of liiiiiiife

[–]wermodaz -3 points-2 points ago

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The cats don't have to starve, but the bird doesn't have to experience sheer terror before it's ripped to shreds.

[–]Trobot087 0 points1 point ago

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It's an evolutionary feature. If the bird weren't scared shitless it wouldn't be running away.

[–]Suv44 0 points1 point ago

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Did they get it?

[–]goonie_goo_goo 0 points1 point ago

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for some odd reason, I read that in this voice

[–]jonasbj94 0 points1 point ago

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why is it that this makes me thing of Sheldon Cooper ?

[–]krifalo 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, it's funny because that animal is now dead from those tigers.

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

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That's a fuckload of tigers!!

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[–]alexf11 1 point2 points ago

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I hope not

[–]Bananavice 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I thought of

1:32 specifically.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh so hard.