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[–]evilelvi 35 points36 points ago

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That's ridonkeylous!

[–]TREVUTT 9 points10 points ago

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Stop horsing around.

[–]godlesspinko 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, you'll break something and have to pony up some cash.

[–]ShortWhiteFriend 6 points7 points ago

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You're all becoming unglued.

[–]pipsqeek 6 points7 points ago

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I say Nay to that.

[–]Flyntard 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit is always chomping at the bit for puns.

[–]CoNiGMa 2 points3 points ago

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It's best to just let them keep trotting along.

[–]pipsqeek 3 points4 points ago

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A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

And no one can talk to a horse of course

That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse

He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.

He's always on a steady course.

Talk to Mr. Ed.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day

But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.

You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this.

I am Mister Ed.

[–]Freakin_Jedi 1 point2 points ago

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The ass end needs a spoiler.

[–]asherrd 1 point2 points ago

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R I D O n k e y l o u s

[–]InspiredByKITTENS 8 points9 points ago

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IT'S A MULE, DAMMIT.

[–]mrpoopistan -1 points0 points ago

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Are you sure?

A mule is an animal with long, funny ears. I'm not seeing any long, funny ears.

[–]InspiredByKITTENS 3 points4 points ago

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Yes. I'm an equine-centric vet student. Mules are a cross between a horse and a donkey, so they get about an even half on everything. Those ears are longer than a typical horse, but way shorter than a typical donkey. He's got a donkey nose, with a horse haircoat, and a tail that is smack in between horse and donkey. Granted, it has been trimmed to look more like a donkey, which is odd, but to each his own...

[–]ramoneo 6 points7 points ago

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ass blaster

[–]dooglehead 7 points8 points ago

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Where would someone even buy these speakers?

[–]bryvood 9 points10 points ago

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Ask Xzibit.

[–]van0ccupanther 5 points6 points ago

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I've seen them for sale in tack shops in Medellin, Colombia.

[–]Pivien[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously? Are you telling a lie to us?

[–]van0ccupanther 1 point2 points ago

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Ha, no. I visited some family there a few years ago, and a lot of the locals go for rides in the mountains at night. They fashioned speakers into saddlebags so they could listen to music on the ride up and once they arrive at the campsite. Also, alcohol.

[–]Pivien[S] 0 points1 point ago

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This sounds like a pretty awesome experience! Did you do this?

[–]van0ccupanther 1 point2 points ago

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Unfortunately I wasn't staying long enough to make time to go, but my cousins say it's a lot of fun. I did get to go to quite a few farms in Medellin and the outskirts, though, and ride some incredible Paso Fino horses.

[–]Dapwell 10 points11 points ago

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Pimp My Ass

[–]justskidding 5 points6 points ago

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B-but it's a mule.

[–]magusg 1 point2 points ago

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Second Generation even.

[–]right_foot 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure that's possible.

[–]magusg 1 point2 points ago

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That's the joke.

[–]laurah1027 2 points3 points ago

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Is it sad I spent 10 seconds staring at the donkey's ass trying to figure out what was ghetto about it before looking at the whole picture?

[–]pinaki90 2 points3 points ago

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Not what I was expecting...

[–]SaltFrog 2 points3 points ago

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That mule looks like it needs to see a vet... o_o

[–]Always_a_mistake 2 points3 points ago

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I'd love to have those sub-hoofers

[–]oryanyoung 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ellirb 1 point2 points ago

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I actually need both

[–]Pivien[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! and Yes! We need this!

[–]wretcheddawn 2 points3 points ago

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New reality TV show: Pimp my donkey.

[–]lud1120 1 point2 points ago

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Would be fine for countries that still use donkeys for transport.

[–]mobfather 4 points5 points ago

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Ghetto Bl-Ass-Ter

[–]somerandomguy1232 1 point2 points ago

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Jorge is riding dirty

[–]liveryowl 1 point2 points ago

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That's how I bump my "Corridos Perroness" bootleg cd

[–]advicevice 1 point2 points ago

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Only plays polka.

[–]silentflight 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone know the purpose here? I'm thinking some kind of middle-eastern psycho-music-torture tactic.

[–]eboyd92 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]olig15 1 point2 points ago

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Third-world car stereo?

[–]this1neguy 1 point2 points ago

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Needs some 20s on that ride, dude

[–]ThisIsBatCountry 1 point2 points ago

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Ghetto blASSter!

[–]my-little-pwny 1 point2 points ago

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am I the only one who noticed that those speakers look terrified?

[–]Technicolored 1 point2 points ago

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Heyo man! I got this great ass out back, you gotta come check it out! I even put a new sound system on the fucker. You gonna love it!

edit: fucking fuck caps lock

[–]Pivien[S] 1 point2 points ago

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3,297 downvotes?

Just wondering why someone want to downvote this awesome mule.. Whats wrong with it? or, what the hell is wrong with you? What have this relative of an ass ever done to you?

[–]kakksakka 1 point2 points ago

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They are all quite shallow and pedantic my good sir!

[–]knocklessmonster 1 point2 points ago

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Dawg, you need to put some dubs on that fine-ass ass.

[–]Cybrknight 1 point2 points ago

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Ah internet, just when I think I've seen everything you come and prove me wrong yet again!

[–]bongwhacker 1 point2 points ago

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Boom Burro.

[–]ArroFall 1 point2 points ago

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The farmers WISH they had this.

[–]Poofengle 2 points3 points ago

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Ghetto fabulass!

[–]kakksakka 4 points5 points ago

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My donkey brings all the girls to the yard ! And damn right its flyer then yours!

[–]Geezheeztall 1 point2 points ago

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The loudest mariachi music can be heard from dat ass.

[–]PoliteAndWellSpoken 1 point2 points ago

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YaLl wHiTe n1ggAs thiNk dAt ass gHeTto... smdh

[–]Joshua8195 2 points3 points ago

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Weird, your name is "polite and well spoken" ..... I'm not seeing the resemblance

[–]Pivien[S] 0 points1 point ago*

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Not sure if you're trolling me here, good sir. However, I use the word "Ghetto" as in the "Ghetto Blaster". Which this here fine animal have on it's back.

No need for you to take umbrage.

[–]PoliteAndWellSpoken 0 points1 point ago

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Lmao umbrage bE dAt meAn asS hOe frOm hrry poTter

[–]Slimtoad 0 points1 point ago

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DAT ASS

[–]mrpoopistan 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you hate it when you're out on the road and you get behind some ass who's just blasting his speakers even though he can't afford a decent car?

[–]FastHybrid 0 points1 point ago

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even the ghetto drug cartel workers need some tunes as they walk their drug filled asses across the borders.

[–]ArcticBro 0 points1 point ago

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Hmph... I see what you did there.

[–]Stephiek -1 points0 points ago

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What a dick. Who would do this to an animal??

[–]Gothiks 4 points5 points ago

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Use a pack mule to carry stuff? Yeah, I have no idea.

/s

[–]theknightwhosays_nee 2 points3 points ago

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Well, actually many Arabic cultures and....

...oh wait

[–]exmachina08 -1 points0 points ago

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That's a pretty bad ass ass

[–]all_knowing_fish -2 points-1 points ago

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That's redonkulous.

[–]AanonymousS -2 points-1 points ago

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I demand a ride with that donkey in Rotterdam .

[–]TechRev1104 -1 points0 points ago

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Back Dat Azz Up