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[–]Romangod34 15 points16 points ago

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I haven't seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

[–]ogreatsnail 1 point2 points ago

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[–]rorykane 2 points3 points ago

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what. the. fuck.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well, once the tentacles wrap around the...

[–]Craziemousie 0 points1 point ago

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Beat me to it

[–]kOTAT 2 points3 points ago

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Where did you get that squid? I wantses one.

[–]SomeMetroid 1 point2 points ago

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NEED SQUID PLUSH NAO

[–]talffey 1 point2 points ago

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I misread the title as Squid Vicious. I'm very upset that it's not. But the picture is cute so it's okay :3

[–]homerpalooza101 2 points3 points ago

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Welcome to the internet.

[–]The_True_Zecret 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for Corgi. CORGI!!!!!!!!!

[–]Pepper-Fox 1 point2 points ago

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I need backup dogfort D:

[–]taysacs 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen too much hentai...

[–]Somethingaboutpotato 6 points7 points ago

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I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

[–]zuuko 0 points1 point ago

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is that a shiba inu?

[–]AhhhClem 0 points1 point ago

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It's not the squid, it's the owners.

[–]MCSupaFresh 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen enough phone to squid where this dog is going...

[–]jardine2341 0 points1 point ago

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I'm fairly positive that this is my ex boyfriend's brother's dog. Small Reddit world! Kinda curious as to who uploaded this.

[–]stoor 0 points1 point ago

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Ive seen enough going to know this is hentai.

[–]hollow2759 0 points1 point ago

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SQUID HUG!!!!!

[–]maasedge 0 points1 point ago

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Run Ein! Its right behind you!

[–]Granite-M 0 points1 point ago

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r/dogfort must know!

[–]Monster7000 0 points1 point ago

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"Well...somebody misplaced the octopus motor...so when you get in there and fight with him...shake his legs around and it'll look like he's killing ya!"

[–]sleepycommander -2 points-1 points ago

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insert witty comment about seeing enough hentai

[–]MrMackay 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone knows that corgis and squid are natural enemies in the wild, but if you get them together as pups, they'll get along fine.

[–]Issitheus 0 points1 point ago

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Nice Buffy poster.

[–]taoistextremist -1 points0 points ago

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I've seen hentai, and I like where this is going!

[–]JesterAzazel -2 points-1 points ago

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I haven't seen much hentai, where is this going?

[–]Spiderbeard -1 points0 points ago

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Man the harpoons!

[–]jwells65 -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote for Buffy poster. <3

[–]ludacity -1 points0 points ago

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WHERE CAN I GET THIS? I MUST HAVE IT! serious