Funny...I don't exhibit any of those signs

YourConsciousness · 6 months

I will notice everything before the omnipresence of god since it isn't there

Lord_Bumberchute · 6 months

You can tell the "true" Christians by their tight slacks.

MediocreDeity · 6 months

And for the ladies, because despite our trying to grow soul patches for years, they just won't come in.

pitiesthefool · 6 months

Shit, I'm a stereotype.

MixedUpZombie · 6 months

SERIOUSLY? THIS SHIT GETS REPOSTED EVER DAY!

Zero1343 · 6 months

Half of those things describe me D: Oh wait I'm a teenager lol

[deleted] · 6 months

I'm at least half of those.

wonderfuldog · 6 months

- http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/search?q=housemate&restrict_sr=on -

TheJack38 · 6 months

... This is an exact picture of me, down to the pants I wear.

This freaks me out a little.

("Sports soul patch to compensate for lack or real soul" Bwahahaha xD )

IcySeal · 6 months

That's theistic generalizations for ya.

LogicalLarynx · 6 months

If you don't notice poptarts, then you're just fucking stupid...

stanlemon · 6 months

Why isn't there a female version of this?

donandino · 6 months

Except for the burning sensation when I pee.

xelllo · 6 months

I kinda feel like the 'seeds of Satan' reference has little to do with what's in his pockets so much as his ability to reproduce. . .

[deleted] · 6 months

Yeah, I have no hair, no facial hair, wear uber tight shirts and jeans, no chain, and I play guitar. Not this guy at all!

Neverborn · 6 months

I don't have a soulpatch. I have a full goatee.

nermid · 6 months

All I have to do is get less comfortable shoes and quit slouching, and I'll finally be ready to accept Jesus into my life!

dillingerk · 6 months

You don't have any comfortable shoes? Get yourself a pair of Doc Martins

tenor3 · 6 months

What about piercings? EVERY atheist has multiple facial piercings. Especially just above the eyebrows and on the nose.

malimbar04 · 6 months

That just means you need to get a biology textbook!

CisforPsyco · 6 months

where...did you find this

IamAlastair · 6 months

To be honest he noticed the Poptarts because he is stoned.

SirSun · 6 months

This is satire, morons.

[deleted] · 6 months

Whoever drew this needs to stop being a cunt and give him his biology textbooks.

SuperNoob1258 · 6 months

Next Painful Urination?

theOPIATE · 6 months

Is this real christian propaganda or just a troll?

bitch_puddin · 6 months

...the fuck

VinSwift · 6 months

"Comfortable footwear encourages moral decadence." I laughed so hard at this. I can see it now.

"And the son of God said, 'all ye who worship in His glory must go out dressed not in footwear of comfortable origins, but in torturous heels and pinching dress shoes. Such is the word of God.'" Jebus 6:41

PineappleSlices · 6 months

...Yep, that's pretty much me.

myownsoul · 6 months

I have all of those things... Damn.

electric_feel · 6 months

the only thing I have that fits the description are sandals.

loungingman · 6 months

Blank stare applies to me. Besides that, I'm pretty clean cut. And no, I urinate perfectly fine, thank you.

metallicatheist · 6 months

are you telling me that you DONT notice pop tarts before the omnipresence of god?

manfrom4Chan · 6 months

This is so true! They forgot to mention the smug sense of superiority and the fat bitches they're always banging!


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