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[–]louis_xiv42 259 points260 points ago

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perfect

i've never seen that gif before either.

[–]IAgreeWithTopComment 35 points36 points ago

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I'llve never seen that either, but It was used perfectly here.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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I'llve

this contraction is fascinating

[–]IAgreeWithTopComment 0 points1 point ago

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Typo confirmed. My fingers have betrayed me...but I still agree wholeheartedly with the top comment.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I still like the multiword contraction even though it was unintentional

[–]IAgreeWithTopComment 1 point2 points ago

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In a few years, i'll've tried to use it many more times.

[–]jacobr57 6 points7 points ago

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You'llve never seen it when?

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[deleted]

[–]Calls_people_asshole 10 points11 points ago

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You asshole.

[–]thatguyyoumetonce -1 points0 points ago

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Your name makes this 9000 times better

[–]BetterContentLinker -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]louis_xiv42 0 points1 point ago

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never will either

[–]BetterContentLinker -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]louis_xiv42 0 points1 point ago

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still not gonna happen. try tagging on to another top post.

[–]BetterContentLinker -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]louis_xiv42 0 points1 point ago

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ew, just saw you are one of those useless "look at my username it totally makes up for what i post types"

and fyi, it isnt better

[–]ttustudent 150 points151 points ago

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One of my favorite Disney©®™ Movies!

[–]demon1255 158 points159 points ago

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This is the SOPA-proof way to write a comment.

[–]L320Y 61 points62 points ago

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SOPA©®™

[–]demon1255 25 points26 points ago

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Good catch.

[–]TrustworthyAndroid 15 points16 points ago

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That'll be $17,000 please.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1602511/

[–]demon1255 3 points4 points ago

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DAMNIT

[–]pardev 31 points32 points ago

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Too late. The agents are already on their way.

[–]PoundnColons 2 points3 points ago

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Vanned

[–]lud1120 -2 points-1 points ago

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So paC(ke)RTradeMark.

[–]ZeekySantos 4 points5 points ago

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Too bad using the initial gif would be enough to shut down reddit anyway. :(

[–]VikingMop 175 points176 points ago

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Stitch is adorable. :p

[–]TheDarkWolfy 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

[–]alexthelateowl 82 points83 points ago

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And now I want to watch Lilo and Stitch... god damn it.

[–]TryingToSucceed 7 points8 points ago

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The voice of Lilo was also Samara in The Ring.

[–]rikkirachel 1 point2 points ago

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And she ended up playing a fundamentalist Mormon on Big Love!

[–]ColdKentuckyRain 12 points13 points ago

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I went through a nostalgia attack and watched the movies. My absolute favorite.

[–]seagullsong 1 point2 points ago

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When I was a little girl my mom and I dragged my dad to see that movie despite his protests, and he couldn't drive home afterwards because he was too busy weeping.

[–]Arithered 2 points3 points ago

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The movie was that bad...?

[–]rockerode 2 points3 points ago

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One of the best.

[–]jasgasm -2 points-1 points ago

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Honestly I never saw that movie when I was little. All the VHS tapes I had were Disney movies (and a few non Disney) from '99 and older, and I wasn't a fan of change. So I despised anything that was new millennium Disney.

Haha I hated Finding Nemo with a passion, without even seeing it. I came around though. Eventually.

[–]talemon 31 points32 points ago

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It's funny because we have a saying in turkish which translates to "to plant a feather (on a shit)". it's when you screw up bad, and then you do something even more stupid and screw even worse.

[–]runs-with-scissors 6 points7 points ago

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Liking sinking a cruise ship, and then abandoning said ship?

[–]TryingToSucceed 14 points15 points ago

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No no no, he and his first and second officers FELL into the lifeboats.

[–]sorajima 39 points40 points ago

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I do this with all my essays.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is going to be the headline when this gif is posted tomorrow.

[–]HorizonShadow 28 points29 points ago

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That gif made me indescribably happy.

[–]chickadeed 54 points55 points ago

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I can't not upvote something related to Lilo & Stitch.

[–]swineiscool 6 points7 points ago

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Hey man, double negatives are a no-no.

[–]chickadeed -4 points-3 points ago

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Telling reddit you're upvoting something via comment is a no-no too. I figured I'd just go for a double whammy this time around.

[–]Pastlife123[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote.

[–]easternone -3 points-2 points ago

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better luck next time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And the circlejerk lives on!

[–]crystalistic 14 points15 points ago

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LOL. Best gif ever. That is pretty much me at my work most days haha.

[–]ninjapro 28 points29 points ago

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Somebody please fix this by putting Nigel's face on Stitch.

[–]Somethingaboutpotato 18 points19 points ago

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Man has a point. Add the face after he puts the leaf on and you will have made a funny.

[–]silverbeat 23 points24 points ago

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Smashing!

[–]skisaj12 1 point2 points ago

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This is the only way I can listen to Ke$ha

[–]Rockon66 1 point2 points ago

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See above post.

[–]Rockon66 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ninjapro 0 points1 point ago

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A for effort.

[–]MrMcQuone 14 points15 points ago

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... I'm now gunna go watch Lilo & Stitch...

[–]lolKaiser 7 points8 points ago

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just looked it up on netflix, its not there. broken dreams... :(

[–]bearpawd 5 points6 points ago

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you can just look for it on megavi... oh nevermind

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Can't find it on Hulu either.

Guess I'm going to have to go to that one bay where the pirates hang out...

[–]grammer_allies 21 points22 points ago

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Tortuga?

[–]PowarUP 7 points8 points ago

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Aye.

[–]Nimos 4 points5 points ago

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Somalia

[–]ShiftingClouds 16 points17 points ago

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I wonder how this one will be [fixed].

:3

[–]bitcheslovedroids 15 points16 points ago

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With Nigel thornberry's face

[–]rewr 1 point2 points ago

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I came to the comments to see it done and I'm disappointed not to find it.

[–]ShiftingClouds 3 points4 points ago

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http://imgur.com/mYvdY

They did it. :P

[–]Pastlife123[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Freaking awesome.

[–]Rockon66 1 point2 points ago

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[–]turkishgamer 1 point2 points ago*

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Came here to point of a [Fixed] post about this.

Searched reddit via google and yet nobody made a [fixed]. Its been how many hours?

Edit: NVM. It's right here. Too bad its just a repost of this.

[–]jbillzz33 2 points3 points ago

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Have you ever gotten pulled over by a cop on your way back from work and had your car searched because you reeked of weed?

[–]Rockon66 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, I feel you, man.

[–]jbillzz33 2 points3 points ago

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Somehow posted this on the wrong post. It was supposed to be in an AMA for someone who worked in a dispensary. Oh well, got an upvote.

[–]mpace965 2 points3 points ago

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I quite literally laughed out loud. That was great.

[–]xeonrage 2 points3 points ago

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Lets not forget that all [fixed] posts are karma whores that refuse to follow the rules and post their replies AS FUCKING REPLIES TO THE ACTUAL THREAD

[–]rooftoptile 7 points8 points ago

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Man, what is going on with the comments in this thread? What is this, Digg?

[–]haiku_robot 12 points13 points ago

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Man, what is going 
on with the comments in this 
thread? What is this, Digg?

[–]rooftoptile 6 points7 points ago

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Oh my god, I am

so very honored to have

haiku bot quote me

[–]Kinglink 1 point2 points ago

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I always think the same thing

"Karma is pointless, karma is meaningless, BUT I WANTS IT!"

[–]ricecrizo 1 point2 points ago

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When does he turn into Nigel?

[–]Rockon66 0 points1 point ago

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[–]anikan72 1 point2 points ago

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Bring on the "This is how I see every "[Fixed]" post [Fixed]" post

[–]ChristinaECB 1 point2 points ago

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Stitch is so cute

[–]tati153 1 point2 points ago

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This made me giggle. =]

[–]Wintin 1 point2 points ago

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In all fairness that leaf really completed that lump of sand.

[–]seagullsong 1 point2 points ago

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It's even better if you know that he's trying to copy a better sandcastle that they're making offscreen. REPOST

[–]magus424 1 point2 points ago

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Now I need to watch this movie again...

[–]No_More_Names 1 point2 points ago

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There is no describing how hard I just laughed.

[–]Flopsey 2 points3 points ago

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Never heard of the cherry on top?

[–]mrbananagrabber1 1 point2 points ago

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This had me in "stitches"...

Stitches...

[–]Pastlife123[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for pun.

[–]wafflestomp 1 point2 points ago

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I see them as assholes trying to reap karma by littering the place with shitty posts.

[–]liberalis 1 point2 points ago

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Nani. No paddle, stand up, drop in on triple overhead barreling bomb. Now thats a woman.

[–]Ianras 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit in one hour: "How i see every "fixed" post [fixed]", leaf is changed to a rage face.

"i am the king of original content."

[–]Slagathor91 1 point2 points ago

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That just reminded me how wonderful that movie was. I need to go watch that again.

[–]apple-facedGOON 1 point2 points ago

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I was hoping to find original-finder's opinion on "every post"

[–]Jill4ChrisRed 1 point2 points ago

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I bet someone will find the one where he barfs out the cake and tops it off with a cherry then they'll post it and rename it "This is how I see every "[Fixed]" post [Fixed]" haha xD

[–]awjeahboi 1 point2 points ago

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"[Fixed]" posts are the Reddit equivalent of adding an S on to the end of someone else's word in a game of scrabble.

[–]WinterInJapan 1 point2 points ago

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Really is the best Disney film of the last decade.

[–]rabidbasher 0 points1 point ago

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I've been stingy with the upvotes today, but this got one.

[–]sdoguk 0 points1 point ago

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Cherry on top.

[–]Nqureshi18 0 points1 point ago

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Try as I might, this post cannot be [Fixed]. Damn.

[–]Pastlife123[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I think someone just dared the Internet.

[–]xKJx25 0 points1 point ago

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Aww come on, they can't all be THAT good

[–]snwborder52 0 points1 point ago

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Uhhhhhhdorable

[–]Joka23 0 points1 point ago

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To the VHS player!

[–]jedimonkey 0 points1 point ago

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including this one?

[–]djexploit 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking love that scene. And the rest of the movie, but that scene especially!

[–]coolhandlucas 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of the best examples of how people who just browse imgur without context from reddit are clueless.

Seriously, read the comments.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for Stitch.

[–]youngceb 0 points1 point ago

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Who is lilo and who i stitch?

[–]thatguyyoumetonce 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad to see that people haven't forgot about this movie/show

[–]Pastlife123[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Never. I own the VHS, DVD and I am eagerly waiting for the Bluray.

[–]usafa2014 0 points1 point ago

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Ta dah!

[–]SecretNerdBrah 0 points1 point ago

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That is so cute.

[–]mike6452 0 points1 point ago

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perfect high gif

[–]Torquemada1970 0 points1 point ago

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....slowly?

[–]pedobear_run_kids 0 points1 point ago

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You should change the last one to Dee Snider from Twisted Sister!!!

[–]McPickles 0 points1 point ago

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Nailed it. The [fixed] always gets just as much, if not more karma the the OC too.

[–]Positronix 4 points5 points ago

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Only the ones you see. For every [fixed] that makes the front page, there are a thousand that wallow at 0 or negative karma.

I know. I have personal experience with this.

[–]McPickles -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you mean, but it still bothers me that the first poster put way more effort into the post.

[–]Positronix -1 points0 points ago

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That's not always the case. Many times the [fixed] version that makes it to the front page is something that is even more witty than the original post. Many times the original poster isn't even the one who made the picture they are posting - they likely stole it from somewhere else.

Or it is often the case that someone sees a faulty viewpoint expressed in a post and uses the [fixed] as a way of presenting a contrasting viewpoint, which is then upvoted by people supporting that contrasting viewpoint. In that case, upvotes do not reflect the worth of the picture but rather the views of the people voting.

[–]nikomo 0 points1 point ago

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I can hear him inside my head

INSIDE MY HEAD

I MUST GET HIM OUT OF MY HEAD

WITH THIS KNIFE

[–]Xanexx 0 points1 point ago

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God dammit. Now I have to watch Lilo and Stitch.

[–]Pastlife123[S] 0 points1 point ago

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My evil plan worked...

[–]roshi94 0 points1 point ago

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Love that guy

[–]Koyal_Alkor 0 points1 point ago

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"This is how I see every "[Fixed]" post" was [Fixed] 6 times so far. Its been just 3 hours.

[–]flumkaka 0 points1 point ago

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I. Dont. Quite. Understand. Must upvote according to the pirate code, unless you call parlor?

[–]ColdKentuckyRain 0 points1 point ago

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I love Stitch <3 Upvote for perfectly used perfect gif

[–]xmsxms -3 points-2 points ago

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So people just add a penis and repost?

[–]Cogwork -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck yeah stitch!

[–]dagonpolaris -1 points0 points ago

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[–]ChaSuiBao -2 points-1 points ago

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Upvote for Stich.

[–]L_Glycine -1 points0 points ago

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[Fixed] The mark of the Reddit One-upper

[–]Phospholipids -1 points0 points ago

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Gonna re-watch it now!

[–]Tempest753 -1 points0 points ago

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This is just begging for [Fixed] reposts. There are already 6 of them as of this comment.

[–]dragonnightmare -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote for Stitch!

[–]Iceman531 -1 points0 points ago

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Am I the only guy who teared a little during this movie? What can I say Disney movies get me... especially UP the beginning is so sad.

[–]Pastlife123[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't cry but man was I sad.

[–]snorch -1 points0 points ago

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This is how I see every [fixed] post:

 [Repost]

[–]eagleapex -1 points0 points ago

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Your content was wrong and stupid. I decided to add my own thoughts and thereby FIXED THAT FOR YOU HOW COULD YOU BE SO DUMB AS TO UPLOAD SOMETHING BROKEN HOW DARE YOU I AM SMRT.*

[–]farmland -1 points0 points ago

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What is Fizz even doing?

[–]Stupidconspiracies -1 points0 points ago

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How does this have 1400 upvotes?

[–]enderdio -4 points-3 points ago

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Someone needs to nigel thornberrify this gif

[–]xLoVeMeOrH8Me97x -2 points-1 points ago

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OMG ITS STITCH SO CUTE XD!!!

[–]Pastlife123[S] 0 points1 point ago

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"My name Stitch"

[–]Dawwe -2 points-1 points ago

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ib4 a [Fixed] version of this is posted.