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[–]summerteeth 42 points43 points ago

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[–]thatkenyan 42 points43 points ago

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[–]dangerspeedman 3 points4 points ago

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[–]robeph 5 points6 points ago

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[–]bardfaust 1 point2 points ago

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[–]robeph 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bardfaust 0 points1 point ago

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Her sister

What a strange family. Don't even mention the cousins

[–]robeph 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bardfaust 0 points1 point ago

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[–]robeph 0 points1 point ago

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[–]toomisty 0 points1 point ago

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[–]toomisty 6 points7 points ago

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Seeing this go on, I can only look at this as a personal conflict about which guy can nod the best.

[–]GiddyWraith 2 points3 points ago

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Seems fine to me.

[–]price0416 9 points10 points ago

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I represent all the kermit type voters. nod Upvote for you sir.

[–]Impertinent 18 points19 points ago

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They should make those three the new panel for American Idol. Then people would actually watch it again.

[–]ontopic 13 points14 points ago

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I'm The Batman.

[–]Spiderbeard 7 points8 points ago

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No, I'm the Batman.

[–]Gentlewolf1337 4 points5 points ago

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I'm just Bruce Wayne.

[–]Kubaker1 2 points3 points ago

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I'm hungry.

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 3 points4 points ago

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I'm austria

[–]halogrand 9 points10 points ago

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No, i'm the Batman

[–]sexgott 2 points3 points ago

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Since this is the funniest thing on the internet, somebody please post that screengrab.

Edit: good lord, that must have been a great day

[–]UncleTogie 7 points8 points ago

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Upvoted for Kermit.

[–]T25Bomb 5 points6 points ago

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I always upvote for Emma

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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this is so wonderfully polite.

[–]PoliteAndWellSpoken 2 points3 points ago

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Lol WhY dAt frOg sTr8 cHilLeN? Lololol

[–]sambadpasmal 5 points6 points ago

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these three people would make a good threesome

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i'd jack off to it.

[–]deathschool 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. At first I was like, why did you put that image into my head? Then, as it played out, I began to think I could totally get into this.

[–]sambadpasmal 1 point2 points ago

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In this gif you can see that they agree for a threesome. So this is the pre-game.

[–]Un-Quote 6 points7 points ago

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upvoted for Emma Watson

[–]AA72ON 4 points5 points ago

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/r/emmawatson everyday i'm hustlinhustlinhustlinhustlinhustlinhustlinhustlin

[–]Squirk0 1 point2 points ago

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nod

[–]drummerdude10 1 point2 points ago

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I was gonna say upvote for emma watson, but thats like [comment] (fixed to infinity)

[–]AA72ON 1 point2 points ago

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I wish all female redditors were emma watson

[–]guitarjt 0 points1 point ago

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haha, that is so stupid but so subtly funny

[–]rustifer 0 points1 point ago

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as long as Noah Wyle approves, I know I've done my duty to community.

[–]noking 0 points1 point ago

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That's... nice?

[–]th3ghost 0 points1 point ago

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When I saw this gif all I thought was "It's simple, we just kill the Batman"

[–]Nangz 0 points1 point ago

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Emma watson..... done

[–]GeminiVI 0 points1 point ago

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Greatest Charlie Rose panel ever.

[–]tip_ty 0 points1 point ago

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why is like 90% of stuff on reddit just gifs with titles like "how i feel when [reddit thing]" all of a sudden?

[–]Trixlol -2 points-1 points ago

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my comments never get upvoted, i wouldn't know the feeling

[–]fyiila 5 points6 points ago

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I'd upvote you but I don't want to make a liar out of you.

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[–]majormanly 1 point2 points ago

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YOU DONT BELONG HERE

[–]LieutenantShineySide 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you steven...