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[–]treqx2 30 points31 points ago

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You're killing Independent George...

[–]JVH634 8 points9 points ago

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[–]renegade_9 4 points5 points ago

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You're killing Independent Totallynotgee!

[–]j1202 3 points4 points ago

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[–]JetMaduar 17 points18 points ago

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This may be more appropriate. http://imgur.com/k859H

[–]supernewf54 1 point2 points ago

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The baddassery knows no bounds

[–]JetMaduar 2 points3 points ago

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IR was done by Jim Lee for the Spy vs. Spy 50th anniversary, artists did a bunch of cool custom figs too. http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/08/spy-vs-spy-50th/

[–]supernewf54 1 point2 points ago

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Well done sir, I approve of your link. Have an upvote

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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What was this called? Can't remember and its really bugging me!

[–]Stooben 24 points25 points ago

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Spy vs Spy

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Thanks man, feel a bit stupid now!

[–]honor646 3 points4 points ago

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Pie vs Pie

[–]Inteli_Gent 1 point2 points ago

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Tie vs Tie

[–]agzander101 1 point2 points ago

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its also a comic in mad magazine

[–]Spr09 2 points3 points ago

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ah, my favorite comic.

[–]impablomations 12 points13 points ago

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Also one of my favourite games on my old Commodore 64 when I was a kid.

[–]ScreamingAmish 6 points7 points ago

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THIS. THIS sooo much. I miss my C64. ( Emulator is not the same )

[–]Manofpesto 2 points3 points ago

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Have one. With Hitchhiker's Guide. Still the hardest game I've ever played.

[–]apox64928 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Manofpesto 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. Only when I played it, there was a lot more rumbling from my drive, and about ten seconds between each action.

[–]BoOnDoXeY 4 points5 points ago

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I had it on the Nintendo, and it was fantastic! My twin brother and I would play this for hours! Such an awesome game.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It was a pretty fun xBox game as well.

[–]i2ealistix 3 points4 points ago

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The uneven spacing between their feet bugs me.

[–]Enine 5 points6 points ago

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Thankyou for my new desktop wallpaper

[–]rabidhamster2002 2 points3 points ago

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My fiance said we can't upvote each other...cheating. He wants front page posts based upon merit. We are fucked.

[–]herpVSderp 3 points4 points ago

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let the games begin

[–]giarc_depmarc 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks for my new background!

[–]kmath_the33 1 point2 points ago

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Please elaborate, I'm not understanding this.

[–]Totallynotgee[S] 1 point2 points ago

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It's a picture of Spy vs Spy - hence implying that while we're happy for each other when we get karma, secretly it's a competition and we monitor each other's karma to see who's winning (she is).

[–]kmath_the33 0 points1 point ago

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ahhhh the karma thing. Thanks.

[–]apox64928 1 point2 points ago

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i just asked a regular customer at my bar if she remembered spy vs. spy. i was disappointed with her answer.

[–]rubber_duckyy 1 point2 points ago

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This is why I don't let my girlfriend come on Reddit!!!!

[–]supernewf54 1 point2 points ago

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look how well they get along. Obviously there is some terrible person who was planting explosives and they are both now keeping an eye out for him

[–]nexire 1 point2 points ago

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Your post inspired me to make this.

[–]TheDarkness3 1 point2 points ago

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I clicked. Hit back... realized.. Laughed hysterically came back to upvote and say this.

[–]cupofworms 0 points1 point ago

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[–]srpsychosexy 0 points1 point ago

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This has been my desktop background for a few months now. black borders on the top and bottom. I'm very pleased, even if most people who see it don't recognize

[–]laluna130 0 points1 point ago

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Why does that pack of dynamite have a satelite dish? And why is it burning?

[–]jubjub2184 1 point2 points ago

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[–]secretattack 0 points1 point ago

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my new wallpaper as well! Thanks!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I loved the comics growing up. For some reason they just never got old.

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[–]Totallynotgee[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Well, I didn't know she was a redditor when I started dating her...

[–]margoslaby 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta love the romance in that one...

[–]DasBoots 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even get it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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HEY EVERYONE! OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

[–]xxunicornxprincessxx 0 points1 point ago

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My husband noticed I was getting close to his comment karma so he made a witty one and got 700 upvotes... buried again..

[–]ARKOokami 0 points1 point ago

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Once my boyfriend and I both became Redditors I feel like a lot of our conversations go... Me: Hey Justin, did you see on reddit... Him: yup.

[–]_insanelogic_ 0 points1 point ago

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me and my husband of 10 years are both redditors....wow!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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First reference to MAD that I've seen in my 21 days of reddit. Props

[–]joe1216 -1 points0 points ago

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So, fcking true.

[–]Honey_Otter -5 points-4 points ago

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Yay more girlfriend posts. Just what reddit needs.

[–]Dildozium -5 points-4 points ago

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Fuck you and your flat ass girlfriend! Fuck this bullshit!

[–]duchovny -5 points-4 points ago

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Congrats, she now visits the same website you do.

Here's a downvote for my lack of caring.

[–]Totallynotgee[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, she was a redditor first - I only joined a week ago. But thank you all the same.

[–]explodr -4 points-3 points ago

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Your girlfriend and you turned into rat people?

[–]chasaurus -1 points0 points ago

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Huh?

[–]immarried -2 points-1 points ago

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Upvote for you sir.

[–]The_G -2 points-1 points ago

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My boyfriend's been gone for two weeks now, and all I've done is helped boost his karma on this account instead of my own!

[–]HillTopTerrace 0 points1 point ago

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Bad move. Too noble.

[–]The_G 0 points1 point ago

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Meh. I love him too much to get him downvoted.