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By our founding fathers IS THAT A POLO SHIRT (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Nick700 39 points40 points ago

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Unfattened Photo

[–]Inessia 7 points8 points ago

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It's bill gates

[–]Beowaffle 1 point2 points ago

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mother of god, you're right.

[–]Eikon89 22 points23 points ago

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FIXED

[–]shutta 7 points8 points ago

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DUDE YOU MADE HIM TALLER SO COOL

[–]leftsideofthelane 69 points70 points ago

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This is Gaben without the weight

[–]patsmith 17 points18 points ago

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Erik Wolpaw, I...

[–]AbanoMex 1 point2 points ago

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hahah this fucking killed me

[–]hideyomudkipz 3 points4 points ago

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valve snack-room, I...

[–]garysnail123 2 points3 points ago

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Customer wallets, I...

[–]pooptrack 1 point2 points ago

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Add HL3 so somewhere in there and then I can love him.

[–]ColCabbage 1 point2 points ago

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Gordon, I...

[–][deleted] 231 points232 points ago

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Good Guy Anonymous:

Thinks Gaben should lose weight

because they want him to live longer

[–]caitygirl420 58 points59 points ago

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He would be really quite attractive if he were thin.

[–]ac3raven 67 points68 points ago

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yeah

[–]MayoMiser 52 points53 points ago

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double yeah

[–]MyAverageDay 10 points11 points ago

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Where's only_says_fuck_yeah when you need him.

[–]davie18 16 points17 points ago

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fuck yeah

[–]Toorstain 0 points1 point ago

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It's not like you can see his name...

[–]Jman5 7 points8 points ago

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You're a wizard Harry.

[–]vxx 9 points10 points ago

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He´s not thinner, the glasses are just bigger on that picture

[–]caitygirl420 11 points12 points ago

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See, he's sad. He was sad when he was thin and now he is fat.

If he lost weight he would get happy, and thus way more attractive than either of those past selves.

[–]mehrman 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like Matthew Perry.

[–]seeasea 0 points1 point ago

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Chandler had some up and down weight gains. Like by the proposal.

[–]PhylisInTheHood 8 points9 points ago

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are you saying he isn't now?

[–]Hamster_Huey 1 point2 points ago

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Long enough to make HL4.

[–]Beowaffle 271 points272 points ago*

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Words cannot express how proud of 4chan I am right now.

[–]SomeRandomAsshole 93 points94 points ago

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Try this: "Really, really proud." Is that sufficient?

[–]kragniz 35 points36 points ago

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I'd go for 'pretty proud', myself.

[–]ihaveacalculator 59 points60 points ago

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SO PROUD

[–]beanswiggin 2 points3 points ago

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Pround.

[–]shutta 8 points9 points ago

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REALLY REALLY PROFOUND

FUCK I FUCKED UP DIDNT I

EDIT: HOW DO I EDIT

[–]RogerBoris 77 points78 points ago

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But still I hope he will lose some weight for his health because he seems to be a good guy.

[–]Klink-a-dink-dink 23 points24 points ago

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If I recall, this is a relatively old picture. He's actually lost a lot of weight.

[–]Willie_Main -2 points-1 points ago

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Good Guy Gabe: Gives us Valve, Steam and a number of amazing Game Series.

[–]tobusdm 2 points3 points ago

Faggot

[–]Willie_Main 1 point2 points ago

Says the guy posting on a thread from three fucking months ago. Seriously, how the fuck did you end up here???

Alternatively, are you just from that past?

[–]tobusdm 1 point2 points ago

R/4chan sort:top

I was really, really bored.

[–]duksen 22 points23 points ago

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I would carry him around if he asked me!

[–]Sacharified 9 points10 points ago

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Should have posted to /r/gaming for 500x the karma

[–]xVictor 161 points162 points ago

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10/10

Would fap to again

[–]Rainymood_XI 53 points54 points ago

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Minus 1 negative score, MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

[–]ButlerGeorge 3 points4 points ago

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Hoi.

[–]Rainymood_XI 3 points4 points ago

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How do you know I'm dutch? SORCERY I TELL YOU!

[–]ButlerGeorge 8 points9 points ago

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For some reason you like your Reddit in Dutch. (12 punten 25 minuten geleden)

[–]h0er 3 points4 points ago

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Dat had hij niet zien aankomen!

[–]Type-R 0 points1 point ago

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Now comes the monkey out of the sleeve!

[–]Encelidus 1 point2 points ago

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i must know

[–]pooptrack 34 points35 points ago

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He's hot, I'd say 9/10, but you know what would be hotter? ANNOUNCING MOTHERFUCKING HALF-LIFE 3. Then, and only then would he be 10/10.

[–]Swanzy_Style 42 points43 points ago

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∞/10

[–]DraugrMurderboss 17 points18 points ago

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I would let Gaben have his way with me.

[–]Jonno_FTW 0 points1 point ago

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Well, you are a woman compared to Gabe's manliness, so it's totally okay!

[–]jozaud 7 points8 points ago

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I have to agree with anon on this one. I would totally bang Gaben. Dude's hot.

[–]Stinkfist94 16 points17 points ago

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That Man is soo fucking Alpha.

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 10 points11 points ago

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Alpha... that's where all his games are

[–]curtains 26 points27 points ago

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Isn't that Peter Griffin?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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PETAH I'M HOLDING ICED TEA!!!

[–]Willie_Main 1 point2 points ago

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No, it's Pea...Tear...Griffin.

[–]flumkaka 4 points5 points ago*

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Now why the fuck would you make one glass smaller when you can make one bigger? AMEeRICAAA, FUCK YEAH!

[–]penguinsarelove 10 points11 points ago

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Relevant

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Look, it's Peter Griffin!

[–]cronatoes 2 points3 points ago

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This post just moved up development of Half Life 3 by 6 months.

[–]oreoooo 1 point2 points ago

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Gabe Newell = Penguin?

[–]thetrombonedude 1 point2 points ago

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Anybody else see the "period" after the word not and then spend 10 min on trying to understand what it was saying?

[–]Johnborkowski 1 point2 points ago

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I mistook the glimmer in his eye for a period at the end of "This man is"

[–]smoothcam72 1 point2 points ago

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casting agent for the live action family guy movie, are you seeing what i'm seeing?!?

[–]neotenson 1 point2 points ago

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You should X Post this with /r/gaben.

[–]reload95 1 point2 points ago

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i would cradle gabe newells balls and deepthroat his dick for a SMALL trailer of episode 3

[–]Malcolmlisk 2 points3 points ago

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  ▲ ▲ ▲

AWWW SHIT !

[–]SpackDaddy 4 points5 points ago

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What the fuck is the joke here?

[–]Willie_Main 3 points4 points ago

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It's a reverse play on the whole "2/10, would not bang" meme, where pictures of beautiful women are presented and unfounded flaws are pointed out in a comical way.

Here, they've taken a picture of Gabe Newell who, let's be honest, isn't the pinnacle of male animal sexuality and made him out, by our founding fathers, to be appealing in an ironic way.

[–]PrimoThePro -3 points-2 points ago*

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The karma system in /r/4Chan should really be changed. Like you can't upvote or downvote anything. This whole retardedness prevents good content from hitting front page. EDIT: What the fuck are you guys talking about?

[–]ItsAllrightImRussian 32 points33 points ago*

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Holy shit you didn't get the internet points that the poster here got? You should contact UN Human Rights Council!

You DESERVE karma for a 4chan repost, not this fucking faggot OP.

edit LOL FAGGOT WAS BUTTHURT BY DOWNVOTES AND EDITED HIS WHOLE COMMENT :D

edit2 LOL "GOOD CONTENT" :DD

[–]-omari 20 points21 points ago

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Cry me a river over imaginary internet points.

[–]LarperPro 15 points16 points ago

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They are not imaginary. They exist in a binary form stored in one of the Reddit databases.

[–]OmegaVesko/g/ 2 points3 points ago

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Which still affects nothing because nobody actually goes to your account page to look at your karma.

[–]LarperPro 0 points1 point ago

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FALSE. My friend is occasionally checking my karma to see if he can surpass me.

[–]erkurita/wg/ 9 points10 points ago

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Look at them.

[–]sparklingrainbows 0 points1 point ago

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3?

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]bsrg 1 point2 points ago

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or you can write +blank (or something) next to 4chan in the URL

[–]woodkr 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda looks like Peter Griffin.

[–]Fap4Lyf 0 points1 point ago

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Get him! He doesn't agree with us.

[–]mrbagoo 0 points1 point ago

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was that picture below modified? gabe scares me

[–]patches152 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now...

[–]Ok_letustalk 0 points1 point ago

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Worth All The Glitters and Gold

[–]KOWguy 0 points1 point ago

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He shines with such brilliance, I confused his right eye twinkle for a period throwing me COMPLETELY off reading that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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god hot damn

[–]wtf_kitties 0 points1 point ago

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peter griffin incarnate

[–]glitterandgore 0 points1 point ago

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Peter Griffin?

[–]Jerlko 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh if I knew I could get 1000+ Karma for this, I wouldn't care because fuck reddit.

Saw this on /v/ about 1:00.

[–]prboi 0 points1 point ago

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gghhghhghghgh "Please make Half Life 3" gghhghhghghgh

[–]InertiaCreeping 0 points1 point ago

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I think you will find that Gaben exhibits what we call the "Herman Cain Smile"

[–]zulubanshee 0 points1 point ago

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Yet another meme I don't get.

[–]FillInTheBlank 1 point2 points ago

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See:

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/31709/would-not-bang

[–]Neuro_Prime 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the glean in his right eye was a period.

[–]boonesbane 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best use of the meme I've seen in a while.

[–]mainzy 0 points1 point ago

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am I not the only one who saw Peter Griffin when looking at this?

[–]Thievishmetal 0 points1 point ago

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Peter Griffin?

[–]Mr_Marlowe 0 points1 point ago

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Peter Griffin?

[–]moediggity 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking killer!

[–]Mustkunstn1k 0 points1 point ago

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So did this push the release date up for HL3?

[–]yhelothere 0 points1 point ago

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Wow Bill Gates sure lost some weight!

[–]Pengasius -1 points0 points ago

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Wait... What?

[–]Mindfury -1 points0 points ago

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Fat faggot. Of course faggot OP would post this to reddit, every nigger here seems to want to violate their own asshole every time he's mentioned.

[–]Rakoons -2 points-1 points ago

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wtf o.o

[–]VPCockPistol -2 points-1 points ago

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reddit fags are present, they found our secret 4chan club. newfags every where.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]CaptKing 11 points12 points ago

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You're a faggot.

[–]Willie_Main 0 points1 point ago

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The comment was deleted but I bet he was a faggot. Only faggots delete their posts.

[–]ChamoneMotherFucker -1 points0 points ago

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Fqggit

[–]mark2talyho 0 points1 point ago

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He is and always shall be a fagtard

[–]TheCl0ne -4 points-3 points ago

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Sadly, I'm not gay.

[–]DatLouis 9 points10 points ago

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Everyone is gay for Gabe.

[–]ForcedZucchini 4 points5 points ago

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Gaben

[–]cp3woo/b/ 5 points6 points ago

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Gayben

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