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[–]BeAStraw 360 points361 points ago

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This is my first time seeing a baby dolphin and its penis.

[–]MrSkittles 196 points197 points ago

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You, good sir, have ruined this picture for me.

[–]ButterCreamGangsta 22 points23 points ago

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[–]ilostmyoldaccount 10 points11 points ago

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All the trademarks of a truly intelligent species!

[–]MickiFreeIsNotAGirl 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gonna hate.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Animals have genitals.

[–]MrSkittles 44 points45 points ago

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NOT THE CUTE ONES!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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You've never seen a cute penis?

[–]danguro 1 point2 points ago

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only in hentai..

[–]cadencehz 8 points9 points ago

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I read that as You've never seen a cute cat penis, than laughed and laughed... then re-read it... reddit has ruined me as a decent member of society. I think I need to take about a week off minimum.

[–]factoid_ 11 points12 points ago

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I've done it before. It doesn't work...all it does is make you a week behind in inside jokes and memes. You'll spend the next month wondering what the hell all these "chuck testa" jokes are all about.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 62 points63 points ago

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He made this picture better for me.

[–]Th0m 14 points15 points ago

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Relevant username

[–]Se7en_Sinner 29 points30 points ago

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Assuming he's a dolphin.

[–]ProffesorKhaoz 29 points30 points ago

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That was the porpoise of his comment.

[–]ButterCreamGangsta 11 points12 points ago

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*additional dolphin related pun

[–]_deffer_ 7 points8 points ago

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*additional non-funny dolphin related pun

[–]slumsquirrel 13 points14 points ago

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*additional reply pointing out the joke

[–]ButterCreamGangsta 6 points7 points ago

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*link to image of Rainier Wolfcastle doing Stand-up comedy

[–]d2d 1 point2 points ago

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This ruined everything

[–]oDFx 0 points1 point ago

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You can just flip 'er to another page.

[–]ACiDGRiM 43 points44 points ago

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I was agreeing with you until the last word and then WTF'd

[–]primokarim 47 points48 points ago

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[–]mainzy 6 points7 points ago

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you sir made this post more lolable to me

[–]artificialagent 18 points19 points ago

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I'm going to keep pretending it was freshly born and that is its umbilical cord.

[–]Ramuh 9 points10 points ago

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Is he touching the dolphin inappropriately?

[–]faerie87 5 points6 points ago

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That was my first thought...and the person who had sex with dolphin in one of the former threads...sigh.

[–]darthpistachio 6 points7 points ago

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I thought that was an umbilical cord o.O

[–]lickwid 4 points5 points ago

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Possibly an umbilical cord?

[–]lickwid 4 points5 points ago

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Nope a penis.

[–]rottenjohnny 13 points14 points ago

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You just HAD to mention the penis..

[–]Sicci 9 points10 points ago

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When i saw picture "Waa.. a baby dolphin..so exciting.. :| ... OMG PENIS!!!!!!! PENIS!!!!"

[–]severedfinger 4 points5 points ago

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I'm waiting for someone to complain that it needs a NSFW tag now.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Who would ever find baby dolphin penises offensive, right?

[–]Honda_TypeR 3 points4 points ago

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Why is that sicko rubbing it with his pinky?

[–]praisecarcinoma 1 point2 points ago

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Repost as, "When you see it, you'll shit bricks".

Fuck I hate that meme anyways.

[–]a066684 1 point2 points ago

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I like how the dolphin appears to be smirking hey marine biologist, check out my thing

[–]Torretiger 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it may be poo

[–]LeZygo 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for pointing this out, I didn't notice at first.

[–]youngceb 0 points1 point ago

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Too be fair Reddit is full of penises this days...

[–]TheAmazingReason 39 points40 points ago

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I knew they had this annoying self-confident smirk from the day they were born.

[–]TripleJesus 5 points6 points ago

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The same self-confident smirk they wear as they gang-rape unsuspecting lady dolphins.

[–]pill_popper 1 point2 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]understoryglory 17 points18 points ago

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That's not just any dolphin, it's a baby Chinese river dolphin, a species pretty much extinct, and that little guy in the photo is now dead.

[–]wanderingsong 13 points14 points ago

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...y u do dis.

[–]someswedishgirl 0 points1 point ago

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Noooo! Why? :'(

[–]MrWeb20 0 points1 point ago

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I refuse to believe or vote on your comment until you provide proof of its death.

[–]understoryglory 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.globalanimal.org/2010/11/13/23179/23179/

Nipper the baby dolphin dies of hypothermia and respiratory failure. Here's the original article of when they found the little guy.

http://www.globalanimal.org/2010/11/07/photos-baby-dolphin-rescued-in-uruguay/21880/

It's especially devastating because their species is pretty much wiped from the planet...

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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I made the gayest sound when I saw this.

[–]InnocuousPenis 12 points13 points ago

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Was it all like: eeh-hee-hee-heh-heeeee ~!~

[–]jun2san 8 points9 points ago

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With his tips of his fingers covering his mouth

[–]ButterCreamGangsta 5 points6 points ago

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just the tip

[–]notjawn 3 points4 points ago

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Full on blushing Japanese lady having a giggle-esque.

[–]StupidButSerious 6 points7 points ago

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His penis had such effect on you?

[–]angelabangela 12 points13 points ago

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One day you too will gang rape humans, little guy.

[–]charlzee 20 points21 points ago

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It's all fun and games until somebody gets taken to the rape cave.

[–]djplumking 0 points1 point ago

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that still sounds fun.

[–]cascadeorca 0 points1 point ago

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doesn't matter, had sex.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Perfect size for a large sandwich

[–]TheBaltimoron 10 points11 points ago

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A submarine, perhaps?

[–]strolls 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, the porpoise of this subreddit is not reposts!

[–]lemur84 2 points3 points ago

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Reposts make me want to flipper tables

[–]DemanRisu 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, they really blow!

[–]No_Facts 11 points12 points ago

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Actually, Reddits official rules and regulations state that repost are mandatory every so often.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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I've never seen this before in almost 4 years, so I'm fine with it.

[–]cresteh 0 points1 point ago

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This single picture is post seemingly 3 times a week, I don't know how you managed that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]leroyducketts 5 points6 points ago

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What's the porpoise of awwing over this?

[–]AntonJokinen 5 points6 points ago

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How does it feed? What does it eat?

[–]itsprobablytrue 14 points15 points ago

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It eats your heart

[–]oananbr 4 points5 points ago

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yeah, you're probably right

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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They nurse from their mothers about 4 times an hour for 6 months or so(decreasing in frequency as time passes). They can start eating after 3 months, and they will eat things like c rustaceans, fish, shrimp, etc They gain 150+ pounds in the first year.

[–]E-Step[!] 3 points4 points ago

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It suckles milk from its mother, like other mammals do.

[–]nitro316 1 point2 points ago

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Human flesh.

[–]chaojohnson 2 points3 points ago

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I thought it was cut in half when I saw the small thumbnail...

[–]TheBaltimoron 0 points1 point ago

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I thought he was cut in half looking at the full pic.

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[–]CitizenJaggers 2 points3 points ago

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AND FUCK YOU WHALLLLEEE!!

[–]TheManInShades 1 point2 points ago

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How are you two not at the fuckin top? Nothing has ever been more relevant.

[–]OnOrAroundTheCoats 11 points12 points ago

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This is the 1st time I've seen a baby dolphin. I'm 25 0_o

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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[–]primokarim 38 points39 points ago

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C O N C E P T I ON

[–]ButterCreamGangsta 3 points4 points ago

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[–]iBeenie 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think this will ever stop being funny.

[–]jojojoy 4 points5 points ago

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Ah, the wonders of modern cgi.

[–]InnocuousPenis 2 points3 points ago

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Is it just me, or does that dolphin look high as shit?

[–]egodeath92 1 point2 points ago

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Yes what kind of self respecting 25 year old hasn't seen a baby dolphin!? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Angry__Jonny 0 points1 point ago

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im 26, I feel horrible.

[–]thestraylightpun 2 points3 points ago

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That baby dolphin didn't wind up making it.

Now every time I see this repost it makes me sad.

[–]Peas_N_Rice 2 points3 points ago

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I really thought this was a picture of a decapitated dolphin at first, I need help.

[–]newcontortionist 2 points3 points ago

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I had no idea they made them this small. I always thought they formed as full adults out of the ether.

[–]InnocuousPenis 2 points3 points ago

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Just like bacon. And cute little piggies. Piggies are god's bacon messengers. They descend from Texas (where Jesus lives) with little backpacks full of bacon.

Dolphins come from England. They just like, swim around and drink tea, before returning to space, and vanishing like oceanic lions into the mysteries of the universe!

[–]TheWoz28 2 points3 points ago

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am i the only one who thought it looked like it's head was cut off upon first glance?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to say that

[–]Alkzn 1 point2 points ago

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I want to see him swim!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Stunning. Such an innocent creature. Makes me think of "The Cove" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1313104/

[–]zenvee913 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen the cove, why did you remind me...

[–]urnotsafe 1 point2 points ago

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I don't trust it.

[–]YO_GUY 1 point2 points ago

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Just a little killer rapist.

[–]NeoDark 1 point2 points ago

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After that redditor said that her boyfriend had sex with a dolphin I just cant look at this picture the same anymore.

[–]Angry__Jonny 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Fedak 1 point2 points ago

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Looks tasty.

[–]price0416 1 point2 points ago

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Thats like 3 finger dicks on the frontpage today. See you tomorrow Reddit.

[–]RoboPirate 1 point2 points ago

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Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks? I saw it on tv once.

[–]steve233 1 point2 points ago

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DOLFFFFFIIIIIIIIN

[–]CatLover99 0 points1 point ago

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DOLLLFFFFFUUUUN!!

[–]Atreyue 1 point2 points ago

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Need I remind anyone about the Rape Caves?

[–]LoriStrode 1 point2 points ago

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I just assumed it was his umbilical cord

[–]julia-sets 1 point2 points ago

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That is a Ditto.

[–]poetryinthewater 1 point2 points ago

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with a little boner...WTF

[–]your_doom 1 point2 points ago

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I can almost hear it singing: so long and thanks for all the fish

[–]AmyBubble 0 points1 point ago

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YES I HAVE FOUND YOU! .. I was scrolling through all the comments going like: I can't believe someone hasn't said that yet! Upvotes for you!

[–]misschicken 1 point2 points ago

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It's a worm! It's a maggot! It's dolphin penis!

[–]naked_ditchdigger 2 points3 points ago

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That's not a small dolphin.

That's a VERY LARGE MAN.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What is this repost sunday? fuck off

[–]MistaEdiee 1 point2 points ago

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It's a rescued dolphin named "Nipper" from off the coast of Uruguay: http://www.globalanimal.org/2010/11/07/photos-baby-dolphin-rescued-in-uruguay/21880/

Sadly, Nipper succumbed to hypothermia: http://www.globalanimal.org/2010/11/13/23179/23179/

[–]Doeke 2 points3 points ago

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T_T

[–]JesusHRChrist 0 points1 point ago

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AH! He has a leach on him!

[–]Koeny1 0 points1 point ago

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Good eaten!

[–]Best_Kept_Secret 0 points1 point ago

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In captivity.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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did it say anything to you?

[–]ConsummateK 0 points1 point ago

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DOLPHINS. RAPE. PEOPLE. No srsly, look it up.

[–]MrEctomy 0 points1 point ago

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Is that you, Ecco?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He'll grow up to be a rapist. Fuckin dolphin rape caves...

[–]TheyCallMeChill 0 points1 point ago

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You say he's cute now,but just wait until he gets older and gets his rape on.

[–]elan666 0 points1 point ago

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Not falling for it. I know it's the sneaky land shark

[–]PimpPirate 0 points1 point ago

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WITH A GIANT BONER!

[–]Spaciouz 0 points1 point ago

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I need one of those. About seven.

[–]Phrodo_00 0 points1 point ago

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It's weird the way you can see that its skull definitely isn't that of a fish.

[–]yhoundeh 0 points1 point ago

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That's because it's a mammal... not a fish. wtf?

[–]BobbleBobbleBobble 0 points1 point ago

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This.... this is industrial powered cutness.

[–]mybad007 0 points1 point ago

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You're not supposed to touch them until they've had a chance to harden.

[–]kevindcfc 0 points1 point ago

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What in the hell is up with the guy's feet!

[–]ginger_mcfreckle_vag 0 points1 point ago

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I love dolphins!!!!!

[–]CatLover99 0 points1 point ago

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OMFGGGGG ITS SO CUTEE

[–]Nage 0 points1 point ago

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nice cock

[–]checksum420 0 points1 point ago

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It does look like an extremely cute dolphin in comparison to the old wrinkly vodka drinking Russian man holding it doesn't it? ಠ_ಠ

[–]cadencehz 0 points1 point ago

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That is how I like my tunafish... with just a little dolphin... and celery salt.

[–]fedditor 0 points1 point ago

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Or a HUGE MAN

[–]McBurger 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK YEAH MAMMALS

[–]beatleshan 0 points1 point ago

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That's the cutest friggen thing I've ever seen!!!

[–]Furrret 0 points1 point ago

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Dude.. That Guy Touched it's Chub.

[–]braintrain 0 points1 point ago

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noooooo what's that dolphin pedophile doing with his pinkie?! This is so wrong :(

[–]bearbeerbeard 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not scared because it's still to small to rape me.

[–]pururu 0 points1 point ago

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Aww.. Look at that smirk, so cute.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit! Where everyone HATES karma whores but everyone looks a blind eye when reposts are rampant. once again, fuck off

[–]uglyfatbroketinycock 0 points1 point ago

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Awww, what a cuttie, he even has his baby rape stick out for you!

[–]nicholaaaas 0 points1 point ago

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i hate animal pics, but had to upvote this

[–]kevinproche 0 points1 point ago

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Hey look adolfin!

[–]Providendum 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, so we've had NDAA, SOPA/PIPA, and now both PCIPA (HR 1981) and ACTA. I find it unpleasant to think these were coordinated, but I must ask how else our freedom could be attacked in such a rapid sequence?

[–]Sicci 0 points1 point ago

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Penises are a nice thing to have.

[–]KaylaThePope 0 points1 point ago

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Christ Jesus, this is adorable.

[–]FlyingHotPocket 0 points1 point ago

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The cutest assholes in the sea

[–]MrJMaxted0291 0 points1 point ago

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He has the cheekiest little smile I've ever seen on a dolphin.

[–]renuf 0 points1 point ago

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When he grows up, he might become a rapist....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone photoshop this into the little goat girls hands?

[–]walterwitt 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to upvote, but then I saw the title -_-

[–]CozyBanx 0 points1 point ago

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That little dolphin has a little dick. Just sayin'

[–]unrectifiable 0 points1 point ago

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Repost, and it's dead.

[–]thepsychedelicat 0 points1 point ago

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It's so cute, that man is almost in tears.

[–]yujirocks 0 points1 point ago

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aww so cu----FUCKA YOUU DORUPHIN!

[–]zaxcord 0 points1 point ago

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there are dolphin rapists

[–]Filiab 0 points1 point ago

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This dolphin may be cute now. But what about in 5-10 years? When this dolphin is fully developed, swimming around off the coast of Miami with 6 of his dolphin friends, ready to bring you to their rape cove.

Yes. Dolphin rape is a very real and serious thing. The message has to be passed on.

[–]lazf 0 points1 point ago

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and his little boner

[–]Spooge_mc_goo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ohnoeee 0 points1 point ago

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penis

[–]OhSwaggy 0 points1 point ago

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I want one!

[–]cindyosborn69 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MetallicBird 0 points1 point ago

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He will grow up to rape people, awwww

[–]tangoshukudai 0 points1 point ago

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For a field trip we went to the mirage casino in las vegas to watch the birth of one of their dolphins. It was amazing, and very messy, but the baby was so cute.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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that dolphin looks autistic

[–]no1113 0 points1 point ago

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Uh . . . with a little dolphin boner.

Cannot unsee.

Wish I didn't click on that . . .

[–]MisterIggy 0 points1 point ago

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Congratulations, you managed to get dolphin dick on the front page. ಠ_ಠ

[–]corruption93 0 points1 point ago

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Why did he cut the dolphin in half with his thumb?

[–]corruption93 0 points1 point ago

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No seriously how come nobody else seems to see a decapitated dolphin but me?

[–]Fabian25 0 points1 point ago

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Look at that dolphin's eye. He knows you can see his penis - and he likes it.

[–]Or0ku_Saki 0 points1 point ago

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Could you imagine grilling that stuffed with some tuna and crab?

[–]idrawinmargins 0 points1 point ago

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Now what does it taste like deep fried?

[–]marti221 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the squid baby from Men In Black

[–]MountVesuvius 0 points1 point ago

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That's adoreable. Until the day it grows up and rapes you. Dolphin rape is real man... You were warned.

[–]roderico123 0 points1 point ago

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His future hobbies will include swimming, eating fish, and raping people.

[–]someswedishgirl 0 points1 point ago

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[–]zitfarmer 0 points1 point ago

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you know you cant touch it, its mom will smell you on it and refuse to take care of it.

[–]exileeee 0 points1 point ago

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:'3

[–]Butorand 0 points1 point ago

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"Just" write a different title.

[–]sbrutherf 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone loves to see cute dolphins, but do you realize how they came to be in captivity. The documentary, The Cove, explains the truth behind places like Sea World.. Just saying

[–]downr0deo 0 points1 point ago

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zidane the dolphin handler

[–]fruityboots 0 points1 point ago

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Looks 'shopped...

[–]SANDEMAN 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DjWubster 0 points1 point ago

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If I had just one last wish I would like a tasty fish

[–]davidmvdg 0 points1 point ago

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Or this guy is mr. Bunyan

[–]BadPunsMcGee 0 points1 point ago

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Something fishy is going on here..

[–]StarlightN 0 points1 point ago

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Why does everyone feel the need to title their cute animal threads, "Just another....?"

Yeah, we realize the puppy/kitten/rhino/dolphin is pretty damn cute, but you don't have to pretend to play it down like everyone else has for the past god knows how many threads.

[–]fuubox 0 points1 point ago

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IT'S DRYING UP! PUT IT BACK IN D:

[–]omfgchoclate 0 points1 point ago

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Just think, in a few years he may be free to gang-rape other dolphins with his friends. So cute.

[–]dumbkid 0 points1 point ago

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WHY DOES IT LOOK SO FUCKING SMUG JESUS CHRIST